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{708}{890}{Y:b}The Pink Panther - 2006 English
{1156}{1241}Yes, well, the first time|I ever heard that name...
{1245}{1307}Clouseau was just a little nobody.
{1312}{1417}A police officer in some little village|far outside of Paris.
{1429}{1515}He was the village idiot|as far as I could tell.
{2167}{2214}Idiot, pull up.
{2426}{2513}Monsieur Dumont, you must|move your vehicle immediately.
{2517}{2570}I am so sorry, Officer Clouseau.
{2588}{2640}My chair, it won't move.
{2682}{2723}Here's your problem.
{2727}{2798}Your battery cable has come undone.|Let me help.
{2802}{2876}Let's see.|The positive to the negative.
{2880}{2943}The negative to the positive. There.
{2958}{3020}All right, you are ready to go.
{3152}{3222}All clear, keep it moving.
{3237}{3286}As chief inspector|of the Police Nationale...
{3290}{3390}I hear many stories|of our officers in the field.
{3404}{3470}Clouseau generated many...
{3484}{3513}many stories.
{3535}{3602}You are under arrest|for the murder of Pierre Fuquet.
{3641}{3704}You are under arrest|for the murder of Pierre Fuquet.
{3748}{3809}You are under arrest|for the murder of Pierre Fuquet.
{3818}{3854}Pierre Fuquet?
{3883}{3932}The case is closed.
{3979}{4010}Needless to say...
{4014}{4138}Clouseau did not qualify|for any advancement whatsoever.
{4142}{4221}I never thought for a moment|I would have any use for him...
{4225}{4289}until that fateful day.
{4318}{4411}It was a perfect day for a murder.
{4415}{4523}France against China, with the winner|advancing to the finals.
{4539}{4650}I had been invited, as chief inspector|of the Police Nationale.
{4654}{4747}And because of my recent nomination|for the Medal of Honor.
{4751}{4832}I have been nominated seven times.
{4843}{4894}I have never won.
{4898}{5001}But still, seven nominations...
{5005}{5043}that's something.
{5052}{5168}Anyway, the coach of|the French team, Yves Gluant...
{5172}{5255}came out|for his customary ovation.
{5312}{5388}He raised his fist to the crowd.
{5392}{5422}On it:
{5426}{5474}The Pink Panther diamond.
{5601}{5712}It was quite the symbol of pride|and victory for the French team.
{5736}{5796}Gluant's girlfriend at that time...
{5800}{5891}was Xania,|the international pop star.
{5895}{5971}They had been having|quite a stormy affair.
{6639}{6715}By the end of regulation time|the score was tied...
{6719}{6816}and the game|went into sudden death.
{6820}{6899}For a patriotic Frenchman|and a true fan like myself...
{6903}{6995}it was almost|too thrilling to believe.
{7012}{7048}And then...
{7057}{7109}the miracle.
{7468}{7512}Yes! Yeah!
{7516}{7584}Yes!
{7599}{7636}Yes!
{8030}{8087}Yes!
{8192}{8308}And then, in front of a stadium|filled with people...
{8312}{8375}Gluant collapsed...
{8380}{8413}dead.
{8436}{8528}A poison dart in his neck.
{8532}{8612}And the Pink Panther diamond...
{8656}{8722}had disappeared.
{13281}{13367}The newspapers fed on|Gluant's murder with a frenzy.
{13371}{13431}For them, the world had stopped.
{13435}{13464}For me...
{13477}{13569}it was an opportunity|for my greatest triumph.
{13628}{13680}I know what we need|for the Gluant case.
{13700}{13756}- What?|- An incompetent.
{13760}{13876}An unimaginative, by-the-book,|low-level incompetent...
{13880}{13954}who will plod along,|getting nowhere...
{13958}{14020}with the media|watching his every step.
{14024}{14078}And while he is getting nowhere...
{14082}{14156}I will put together the finest team|of investigators in France...
{14160}{14238}and we will hunt down the killer,|retrieve the Pink Panther diamond...
{14242}{14320}and then the Medal of Honor|will be mine.
{14332}{14388}And who is this incompetent?
{14397}{14513}Oh, I think I know|the perfect man for the job.
{14522}{14628}Find him and bring him to Paris.
{14640}{14722}His name is Clouseau.
{16583}{16617}Good morning, mademoiselle.
{16638}{16696}I'll be right with you.
{16781}{16849}The minister of justice sent around|a new picture of himself...
{16853}{16920}but it was bigger than|Chief Inspector Dreyfus' picture.
{16924}{16976}So the chief inspector|had a larger one made.
{16980}{17064}You'll find that Paris|can be a very political place.
{17068}{17163}Yes, politics. Where greed|wears the mask of morality.
{17167}{17231}That's good. Did you say that?
{17304}{17333}Yes, I did.
{17372}{17423}- Could you help me down?|- Oh, yes, of course.
{17516}{17591}Oh, yes. Here, just... Perhaps...
{17596}{17641}- Yes, I...|- All right.
{17645}{17698}- Wait.|- Yeah.
{17702}{17779}Don't jump. Yes, that's good.|All right.
{17783}{17862}I think if you put|your leg right there...
{17866}{17931}- Okay.|- Yes. Okay.
{17967}{18004}Yes.
{18043}{18100}- I can't see anything.|- Maybe over here?
{18104}{18154}- Yes, okay.|- Okay.
{18158}{18207}Over here.
{18336}{18386}The inspector will see you now.
{18404}{18459}He'll be right with you.
{18544}{18576}Clouseau.
{18580}{18634}- Clouseau.|- He's coming in.
{18662}{18696}Good.
{18796}{18872}Officer Jacques Clouseau,|gendarme, third class.
{19128}{19232}- That had to hurt.|- No. No, not at all. No.
{19236}{19289}Clouseau, the reason|we called you here...
{19308}{19403}It is lovely weather we are having.
{19408}{19533}I hope the weather continues.
{19696}{19742}The area is secure.
{19746}{19785}Oh, thank you.
{19789}{19864}Clouseau, I have reviewed|your records, and it is clear to me...
{19868}{19954}that a man of your talent|merits greater responsibility...
{19958}{20001}than you have had|up to this point.
{20005}{20084}I have decided to promote you|to inspector...
{20088}{20172}the highest rank of any officer|in the republic.
{20176}{20214}- Inspector?|- Exactly.
{20218}{20283}And your first case|is the Gluant murder...
{20287}{20345}and theft of|the Pink Panther diamond.
{20349}{20383}- I am honored.|- Good.
{20395}{20455}Jacques Clouseau,|by the power vested in me...
{20460}{20566}I hereby appoint you|full inspector...
{20570}{20616}with all of the...
{20785}{20866}Here, if you would be so kind,|please.
{20888}{20920}Oh, here, take my pen.
{20952}{20991}Thank you.
{21009}{21137}One does not often see|the traditional French fountain pen.
{21248}{21316}I will cherish this forever.
{21324}{21385}No. It is not a gift.
{21389}{21458}That was given to me|by the mayor of Paris.
{21476}{21510}Well, then...
{21514}{21548}I cannot accept this.
{21613}{21649}The press conference.
{21673}{21741}Yes. Clouseau, there is|a press conference...
{21745}{21816}in just a few minutes|down the hall...
{21820}{21860}to introduce you to the media.
{21864}{21919}We'll meet you there.|And, Clouseau?
{21923}{21957}Yes?
{21976}{22005}Good luck.
{22012}{22060}Good luck to you.
{22064}{22123}And where is the press conference?
{22134}{22171}Go under the arch...
{22176}{22242}through the door on the right|and down the hall.
{22313}{22348}Well...
{22464}{22529}The area is still secure.
{22563}{22603}Thank you.
{22683}{22723}He's perfect.
{22748}{22825}Yes, we have definitely|found our man.
{22829}{22872}Why do I feel wet?
{22889}{22936}Because of the unique nature|of the crime...
{22940}{23013}we have brought in a man|specially suited to the case:
{23017}{23088}Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
{23225}{23253}Inspector.
{23265}{23300}Inspector.
{23332}{23392}- Yes?|- Yes, what's your initial premise?
{23410}{23457}That Gluant did not|want to be killed.
{23461}{23538}Everything else follows|like liquid mercury...
{23542}{23610}flowing down a... A...
{23614}{23687}A sloping thing.
{23692}{23755}How long do you think|it will take to find the killer?
{23760}{23848}Right now the killer is being|surrounded by a web of deduction...
{23852}{23928}forensic science|and the latest in technology...
{23932}{24012}such as two-way radios|and e-mail.
{24026}{24134}Assign a man to be his driver who can|report on his whereabouts at all times.
{24138}{24186}What kind of man?
{24190}{24286}A man who follows orders|and doesn't ask questions.
{24299}{24377}Inspector, do you know if the killer|was a man or a woman?
{24381}{24472}Well, of course I know that.|What else is there? A kitten?
{24476}{24522}Excuse me,|do you think it's possible...
{24526}{24578}that the killer could be|watching you now?
{24582}{24647}Well, if I was a killer,|I would certainly be watching...
{24651}{24703}and possibly taping|for later playback...
{24708}{24805}because, you know, it's a big deal|to be talked about on TV.
{24818}{24861}But I have a message for the killer:
{24880}{24931}There is no place you can hide.
{24936}{25006}There is no place|you cannot be seen.
{25010}{25082}Killer, I will find you...
{25086}{25142}because I am|a servant of the nation.
{25146}{25203}Because justice is justice...
{25207}{25306}and because France is France.
{25637}{25708}- Bonjour, Nicole.|- Good morning, inspector.
{25712}{25757}Welcome to your new office.
{25761}{25828}You should probably start|by going through these files.
{25879}{25981}It is lovely weather we are having.
{26047}{26104}I hope the weather...
{26108}{26167}stays this mild.
{26398}{26486}If the weather continues...
{26490}{26630}we are in for a lovely summer.
{26758}{26793}The area is secure.
{26797}{26863}- Are you all right?|- Well, of course I'm all right.
{26868}{26915}And what is that?
{26920}{26981}- What?|- Nothing.
{27000}{27108}You should probably start|by looking at these files. You have to...
{27348}{27407}My leg, it crushed my leg!
{27638}{27703}Being an inspector,|you'll need some new clothes.
{27709}{27773}I can take your measurements|and have something sent over.
{27777}{27818}- Of course.|- Please remove your jacket.
{27822}{27859}Yes.
{27880}{27966}- Do you live by yourself, inspector?|- Yes, I do.
{27988}{28017}Do you get lonely?
{28021}{28075}No, not really.|Not since the Internet.
{28079}{28151}Well, that takes care of that.|And welcome to Paris.
{28155}{28196}Thank you.
{28208}{28252}Good morning, monsieur.
{28257}{28298}And you are?
{28302}{28361}Gilbert Ponton.|Detective, second class.
{28365}{28406}I've been assigned to work with you.
{28410}{28464}What qualifications do you have|for police work?
{28468}{28531}My family's done police work|in Paris for nine generations.
{28536}{28620}- And before that?|- We were policemen for 200 years.
{28624}{28687}- And before that?|- Immigrants from countries in Europe.
{28691}{28743}- All involved in police work.|- And before that?
{28747}{28785}Farmers.
{28812}{28913}So you are a little lamb who has|come to Clouseau for to learn.
{28926}{29034}Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you|everything I know about police work.
{29038}{29068}And together...
{29072}{29145}we are going to catch a killer.
{29220}{29249}There.
{29253}{29344}The Chinese VIP box,|right on the edge of the kill zone.
{29348}{29447}The poison was Chinese.|Was Gluant ever in China?
{29451}{29512}Three years ago, he took a group|of French stars there...
{29516}{29552}for some exhibition games.
{29565}{29621}Gluant was in China...
{29625}{29671}the poison is from China...
{29675}{29724}the Chinese are from China.
{29732}{29852}It may be too early to say for certain,|but I think our killer is Chinese.
{29856}{29912}Corbeille, I want you|on the next flight to Beijing.
{29916}{29984}Find out what Gluant did there,|who he saw, where he went.
{30005}{30088}Pacquette, I want a dossier|on every Chinaman in that box.
{30092}{30124}Go, go, go, go, go.
{30306}{30350}Inspector, it's awfully late and...
{30360}{30422}Oh, I'm just going over|these crime-scene photos.
{30426}{30509}- Don't you need some rest?|- Crime does not rest, Nicole.
{30513}{30545}It's true.
{30549}{30590}You see...
{30594}{30653}I have waited a long time|to prove myself.
{30668}{30731}And I've been given|the opportunity of a lifetime.
{30741}{30823}And I intend to show the world|exactly who I am...
{30827}{30906}and what I can do.|I must not fail.
{30933}{30997}You won't. I know it.
{31001}{31048}Thank you, Nicole.
{31132}{31179}- Nicole?|- Yes?
{31188}{31242}May I be very frank with you?
{31256}{31285}Of course.
{31289}{31352}You have put on a ton of weight.
{31356}{31419}Now, what I do|when I get a little heavy...
{31476}{31517}Never mind.
{31528}{31584}Would you like me to stay behind|and help you?
{31639}{31687}That is a generous offer, Nicole...
{31692}{31779}but I am quite sensitive|to office gender politics.
{31783}{31848}And in today's world,|the slightest gesture...
{31852}{31933}can be misinterpreted|as harassment.
{31937}{32035}And it is late, and I would prefer|not to put you or me...
{32040}{32111}into that delicate situation.
{32115}{32149}Agreed?
{32153}{32189}Yes, I agree.
{32193}{32279}Well, let's seal it with a kiss.|And I'll get back to work.
{32330}{32366}I am going to be frank.
{32370}{32419}Since you are only a detective,|second class...
{32424}{32475}your senses may not be as sharp|as my own.
{32480}{32539}And as I do not want a partner|who makes me duller...
{32543}{32629}I have come up with a plan|to keep you as sharp as possible.
{32633}{32673}And what is that?
{32677}{32766}Intermittently, and without warning,|I will attack you...
{32770}{32834}whenever and wherever|it is least expected.
{32844}{32929}In this way, I will keep you|vigilant and alert. Agreed?
{32950}{32981}Yes.
{33026}{33089}- Good one.|- Thank you.
{33120}{33156}Here we are.
{33298}{33361}"Do not open door|when light is flashing."
{33822}{33864}Excuse me.
{33868}{33926}Coming through. Thank you.
{34165}{34208}And I'm wondering if you... Yes.
{34212}{34295}I'm wondering if you saw, perhaps,|a person yelling.
{34300}{34374}Stop! Stop, stop!
{34409}{34457}Who are you,|and what the hell are you doing?
{34468}{34538}- I'm in the middle of an interrogation.|- The booth is soundproof.
{34542}{34603}She can't hear a word.|And in case you haven't noticed...
{34608}{34664}you ruined my recording session.|Now, get out.
{34668}{34731}Unless you want to be charged|with obstruction of justice...
{34736}{34775}you will let me interrogate Xania.
{34780}{34846}It's all right, Roland.|Hello, inspector.
{34850}{34886}I'm Xania.
{34894}{34986}You do not know this, but I am|intimately familiar with your work.
{35008}{35056}You are very kind.
{35116}{35166}Did you say that booth|was soundproof?
{35186}{35215}Yes.
{35706}{35789}Now, you were nearby|when Gluant was killed?
{35793}{35858}Yes, I ran out to be with him|after the team won.
{35862}{35891}Of course you did.
{35913}{35951}Now, a few hours|before the murder...
{35960}{36055}six witnesses saw you repeatedly|striking the deceased and screaming...
{36059}{36092}What was it, Ponton?
{36096}{36163}"I am going to kill you.|I am going to kill you."
{36167}{36249}I was angry.|I caught him with another woman.
{36253}{36307}And this was after|he said he loved me.
{36312}{36361}You poor little angel waif.
{36385}{36439}After he cheated on me...
{36453}{36499}I hated him.
{36509}{36564}- But I didn't kill him.|- Of course you didn't.
{36568}{36631}- You recently performed in China...|- Stop browbeating her!
{36636}{36695}Can't you see she's sexy?
{36728}{36770}Three months ago in Shanghai.
{36780}{36857}Can you think of anyone else|who might have hated Gluant?
{36865}{36932}- Bizu.|- The football star?
{36943}{37019}I was dating Bizu when I met Gluant.
{37028}{37099}He thought Gluant was a bad guy|for stealing me away.
{37104}{37177}- If you ask me, they were both...|- You, don't leave town.
{37194}{37252}But I'm flying to Montserrat|to record Rene Duchanel...
{37256}{37331}You will not leave town. I may want|to ask you a few more questions.
{37338}{37380}But I don't know anything.
{37384}{37500}About life, about love.|Yes, you little wet puppy.
{37504}{37558}But about the crime|you may know a lot.
{37562}{37608}Inspector.
{37633}{37673}Do I have to stay in town?
{37677}{37719}Because next week|I have something...
{37750}{37800}vague to do in New York.
{37808}{37875}Well, if you absolutely have|to do something vague...
{37880}{37917}feel free to go where you wish.
{38395}{38485}I can't take you to Bizu, but I can|take you to Monsieur Vainqueur...
{38489}{38548}the team's assistant coach.
{38552}{38619}Well, I guess he's|the head coach now.
{38640}{38695}- You wanted to see me?|- You are Vainqueur?
{38714}{38774}Yes. And who are you?
{38778}{38848}I am Inspector Clouseau.|Perhaps you have heard of me.
{38852}{38884}No.
{38903}{38932}Don't write that down.
{38971}{39050}- What do you want?|- I am told that Bizu hated Gluant.
{39057}{39115}A lot of people hated Gluant.
{39119}{39159}Did you?
{39164}{39253}I spent six years under his thumb|being verbally abused every day.
{39257}{39306}Yes, I was not a fan|of Yves Gluant.
{39310}{39353}And now he is dead...
{39357}{39404}and you have his job.
{39408}{39447}Ironic.
{39451}{39499}Not every death is a tragedy.
{39503}{39604}- And what was the...?|- Footsteps.
{39608}{39646}It's a young woman...
{39650}{39701}30 to 35 years old...
{39705}{39781}5'2 ", 5'4", brunette.
{39785}{39839}And she is wearing high heels.
{39844}{39918}Perhaps a bit too formal|for the afternoon.
{39922}{39971}And she has on...
{39980}{40044}Chanel N°5.
{40196}{40253}- Is anyone with you?|- No.
{40262}{40320}Do you have a pair of high heels|in that bag?
{40324}{40396}- No.|- Not even a small pair of pumps?
{40412}{40458}- No.|- Who are you?
{40462}{40511}I am Yuri, the trainer.
{40516}{40580}And what is it you do here,|Yuri the trainer?
{40605}{40635}I train.
{40639}{40707}So you are Yuri the trainer|who trains.
{40826}{40858}Do not leave Europe.
{40880}{40923}But I have to go to Asia.
{40940}{40974}Okay.
{40978}{41016}Do not leave Europe or Asia.
{41056}{41119}We have one match in Brazil.
{41123}{41153}All right.
{41157}{41239}Do not leave Europe, Asia|or the Americas.
{41279}{41355}- Okay.|- Where is this famous soccer player?
{41360}{41430}He is outside on the practice field.
{41438}{41520}Well, we shall see about Mr. Bizu.
{41735}{41785}I've got Bizu|in the interrogation room.
{41789}{41814}What's the plan?
{41818}{41898}I'm going to give him the|good-coplbad-cop routine.
{41940}{41987}You are the soccer player|known as Bizu?
{41991}{42056}- Yes.|- You were acquainted with Gluant?
{42072}{42171}- I'm glad he's pushing up daisies.|- He is not pushing up daisies.
{42176}{42208}He is dead.
{42231}{42260}It's an idiom.
{42264}{42350}You, sir, are the idiom.
{42354}{42431}Now, unless you want to spend|the rest of your life in prison...
{42436}{42516}you will answer the next question.|Did you kill him?
{42528}{42594}I would have loved|to have killed him.
{42624}{42693}But some lucky bastard|beat me to it.
{42711}{42771}You disgust me.
{42780}{42833}I'll be right back.
{42954}{42983}Cigarette?
{43010}{43047}No.
{43056}{43081}Thanks.
{43093}{43131}Good for you.
{43181}{43220}Bizu...
{43296}{43332}I know you didn't do it.
{43336}{43398}Someone else did,|and they are trying to set you up.
{43411}{43440}You'll help me?
{43454}{43498}Of course I'll help you.
{43502}{43599}Now, do you have any idea who|might have done this terrible thing?
{43604}{43690}His partner in those|stupid restaurants, Larocque.
{43702}{43769}Raymond Larocque,|the casino owner.
{43773}{43845}Gluant would steal money from|the restaurants and use it to gamble.
{43853}{43910}My guess is Larocque got fed up...
{43916}{43953}and had him killed.
{43957}{44019}Bizu, I like you.
{44024}{44070}I'm going to help you.
{44074}{44151}You and I are going to make|a great team.
{44310}{44376}The good-coplbad-cop routine|is working perfectly.
{44380}{44461}You know, usually|two different cops do that.
{44926}{45031}You know what we do to prisoners|who don't cooperate?
{45035}{45087}We hook them up to the box.
{45136}{45190}What is the box?
{45207}{45299}Idiot. Like this,|I take one electrode...
{45303}{45349}I put it here.
{45396}{45451}I take the other one...
{45455}{45484}I put it...
{45804}{45862}So, what do you think?
{45866}{45915}Bizu is innocent.
{45926}{45967}How can you say that?
{45972}{46039}Gluant suspended Bizu.|He stole his girlfriend.
{46052}{46146}If it were me, I would have killed him|then and there.
{46150}{46193}That's exactly what Bizu did.
{46197}{46235}Ponton...
{46240}{46285}a crime is like a jigsaw puzzle.
{46289}{46348}You have to have the jig|and you have to have the saw.
{46352}{46395}You have the jig, but no saw.
{46399}{46439}Where is your saw?
{46444}{46522}"Oh, Your Honor, I want to present|a case, but all I have is a jig.
{46526}{46555}Is that okay?"
{46650}{46685}What?
{46696}{46725}Nothing.
{46729}{46764}I thought you said:
{46835}{46868}No.
{47078}{47124}Strange.
{47485}{47534}Oh, it's you.
{49219}{49281}I hope you don't mind I let|myself in with the spare key.
{49285}{49347}- Oh, no, no.|- And, look.
{49390}{49438}I got your pants back from the tailor.
{49442}{49505}- Plus a spare.|- Good.
{49509}{49578}- Would you like some water?|- Yes, please.
{49628}{49759}You know, Nicole, this crime|is forcing me to use all my knowledge.
{49764}{49868}Everything I have learned in a lifetime|of investigating is coming into play.
{49882}{49946}Do you mind if I have these?|I haven't eaten.
{49950}{49997}Oh, please, go ahead.
{50001}{50109}Things are appearing in my mind|that I did not even realize was there.
{50113}{50149}And yet the in...
{50153}{50216}Oh, my God. The Heimlich!|The Heimlich!
{50647}{50695}Are you feeling better?
{50708}{50749}Yes, thank you.|You are so good at it.
{50753}{50783}Where did you learn that?
{50787}{50852}I used to practice on mannequins,|pillows...
{50856}{50913}but frankly, it was the expression|on your face...
{50917}{50962}that told me that you needed it.
{50966}{51029}Now, Ponton, what do you|have for me?
{51033}{51129}It seems you were right about Bizu.|He was just found dead...
{51133}{51188}in the training facility locker room.
{51192}{51256}- Shot in the head.|- Was it fatal?
{51260}{51314}- Yes.|- How fatal?
{51336}{51365}Completely.
{51374}{51408}I want to talk to him now.
{51419}{51455}He's dead.
{51599}{51644}You there. Halt.
{51700}{51750}You are Yuri the trainer|who trains.
{51754}{51786}Yeah, that's right.
{51790}{51874}I am looking for a dead body.|Perhaps you can tell me where it is.
{51878}{51942}Oh, yeah. I heard it was|in the locker room.
{51946}{52040}You go down the hall,|make a right and two lefts.
{52118}{52172}You are finding|something amusing here?
{52176}{52215}I'll be honest with you. I...
{52220}{52271}I find your accent quite funny.
{52275}{52336}- Where are you from?|- From Russia.
{52349}{52426}Gluant recruited me|from the Russian military gym.
{52487}{52521}You need to work on your accent.
{52532}{52566}- What?|- What?
{52577}{52617}- What? What?|- What?
{52621}{52661}- What?|- I don't have time for this.
{52665}{52695}I have to solve a murder.
{52796}{52850}Please, tell me what you saw.
{52854}{52920}Well, I didn't see anything.
{52932}{52977}I was passing by the locker room.
{52981}{53047}It was late, past time|anyone should be there.
{53052}{53126}I heard movement on the other side|of the locker-room door.
{53130}{53187}I heard Bizu say:
{53191}{53268}"Oh, it's you."
{53279}{53343}And then there was gunfire.
{53347}{53411}Ponton, go to your databases.
{53415}{53526}I want to interrogate every person|in Paris with the name "You."
{53552}{53587}And, Ponton...
{53600}{53647}don't you find it|a bit of a coincidence...
{53652}{53753}that the body fell perfectly|within the chalk outline on the floor?
{53765}{53844}I think they drew|the chalk outline later.
{53857}{53941}We are dealing|with some kind of mastermind.
{53945}{54038}Ponton, I want to interrogate|this man Raymond Larocque.
{54042}{54082}Where is his casino?
{54353}{54451}Park it close by. Unless you want|to know what else is good for you.
{54482}{54525}You continue to surprise me,|inspector.
{54529}{54645}Get used to it, Ponton. With me,|surprises are rarely unexpected.
{54717}{54811}Yes, the weather is nice today.|Let's hope it continues.
{54815}{54869}Ponton, go find security.
{54873}{54956}Tell them I want to converse|with Mr. Raymond Larocque.
{54960}{55043}- You're not coming?|- Something has come up.
{55048}{55158}If the weather stays this mild,|we are all in for a treat.
{55162}{55274}- Place your bets.|- I am in law enforcement too.
{55284}{55315}Am I that obvious?
{55319}{55424}No, it's just that I have an ear|for such things.
{55434}{55485}Here is your mojito.
{55496}{55560}- Flame it.|- No more bets.
{55662}{55699}Impressive.
{55703}{55755}I will remember that.
{55780}{55873}I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.|I am here on a very important case.
{55877}{55948}Boswell. Nigel Boswell.|Agent 006.
{55952}{55999}- Know what that means?|- Of course I do.
{56004}{56041}You are one short of the big time.
{56085}{56135}I, too, am on a very important case,|inspector.
{56140}{56190}So you understand|what I mean when I say...
{56194}{56249}no one must know that I am here.
{56253}{56316}I have just slipped my|cell-phone number into your pocket.
{56368}{56404}Call me if you need any help.
{56423}{56475}I will, inspector.
{56756}{56786}Well...
{56790}{56859}Monet. Very impressive,|Monsieur Larocque.
{56863}{56900}Very impressive,|Inspector Clouseau.
{56904}{56962}Please make yourself at home.|Now, how can I help you?
{56966}{57039}I am investigating the murder|of Yves Gluant.
{57045}{57084}Yves.
{57094}{57132}Fascinating man.
{57136}{57225}Would you happen to know|what he paid for the Pink Panther?
{57229}{57282}He inherited it.|It cost him nothing.
{57293}{57333}It cost him his life.
{57394}{57454}I would like to take a closer look|at your bowls.
{57476}{57542}- My what?|- Your bowls.
{57546}{57586}I would like to take a closer look...
{57590}{57645}at your big brass bowls.
{57735}{57798}- Okay.|- Thank you.
{57856}{57892}Han Dynasty.
{57896}{57963}- Very rare. Beautiful.|- I see you have an eye for antiques.
{57968}{58032}Some here are real|and some are copies.
{58037}{58077}I'm sure you can tell|which are which.
{58081}{58147}Second century. Very rare.
{58160}{58233}One should always handle|an antique vase from the inside.
{58237}{58336}Otherwise the oil from the hands|can damage the patina.
{58369}{58416}Pure alabaster.
{58420}{58457}Lovely.
{58604}{58703}That's odd. What I did,|I went like this, and then...
{58883}{58942}This is weird.
{59014}{59086}Why did you take out|a life-insurance policy on Gluant?
{59090}{59180}The insurance company won't pay|unless the murderer is caught.
{59184}{59240}And if it turns out to be me...
{59244}{59299}they won't pay at all.|Do you understand?
{59316}{59387}But you stood to gain|from Gluant's death, didn't you?
{59391}{59446}Gain? What would I gain?
{59457}{59517}Gluant's share of the restaurants.
{59521}{59572}Oh, the restaurants|were a disaster.
{59586}{59659}Gluant was siphoning money out|faster than it came in.
{59663}{59749}My only consolation was he'd lose|the money gambling in my casino.
{59759}{59822}But after a while his losses|became so ridiculous...
{59826}{59889}he promised me his ring|as collateral.
{59909}{59964}But someone had words|with Gluant...
{59968}{60007}the night before he was killed.
{60018}{60079}- Didn't you?|- No.
{60092}{60193}You didn't threaten to break his legs|and then crush him into powder?
{60203}{60232}No.
{60260}{60303}Perhaps I saw that on TV.
{60421}{60499}Well, I can certainly think|of a better place for this.
{60608}{60672}That's my personalized|cell-phone tone ring.
{60831}{60862}Hello?
{60866}{60902}Yes, this is Inspector...
{60913}{60971}Yes, I could meet you.|In the restaurant?
{60988}{61024}Yes, of course. Right away.
{61028}{61115}Gentlemen, something has come up.|Please excuse me.
{61119}{61149}- Monsieur Larocque.|- Yes.
{61153}{61187}Is this vase of great value?
{61196}{61240}It is a worthless imitation.
{61244}{61282}Good.
{61344}{61395}But that desk was...
{61400}{61429}priceless.
{61582}{61622}- Clouseau.|- Oh, yes.
{61626}{61696}I need your help. Now, it's very|important that you remain calm...
{61700}{61770}and you do not turn around.|Remain calm. Do not turn around.
{61774}{61829}Behind you in the casino|are the Gas Mask Bandits.
{61845}{61908}Oh, my God!|The Gas Mask Bandits!
{61932}{61983}- All Europe is looking for them.|- How can I help?
{61987}{62056}- Just give me your coat.|- Yes, of course. Why?
{62060}{62097}I'm not supposed to be here.
{62101}{62158}But I can't let|the Gas Mask Bandits escape.
{63103}{63180}- Put it on.|- Yes. Yes, of course. But why?
{63192}{63259}I'm not supposed to be here,|remember?
{63297}{63332}Inspector.
{63368}{63420}My God, man, that was fantastic.
{63598}{63672}Inspector, was Clouseau's plan to set|a trap for the Gas Mask Bandits?
{63676}{63748}Does Clouseau think the Bandits|are connected to the Pink Panther?
{63752}{63793}Is Clouseau|going to be promoted, sir?
{63797}{63899}I cannot comment|on ongoing investigations.
{63903}{63932}Drive.
{63976}{64015}Inspector?
{64024}{64054}Clouseau?
{64147}{64180}Good one.
{64184}{64220}Thank you.
{64224}{64272}Now, what do you have for me?
{64276}{64326}We have rounded up|all the people in Paris...
{64330}{64424}with the name "You."|Finally, we are getting somewhere.
{64777}{64820}Read that back.
{64928}{64967}You may go.
{65022}{65046}You speak Chinese?
{65061}{65105}What, you don't think|I speak Chinese?
{65121}{65173}If I don't speak Chinese,|what are we doing here?
{65181}{65228}That must be funny|around the water cooler.
{65232}{65283}"Oh, Inspector Clouseau|does not speak Chinese."
{65287}{65346}Let's take him out for lunch.|We will all speak Chinese.
{65350}{65393}"He won't know|what we are talking about."
{65397}{65458}Is that what you like to do?|Is that funny?
{65462}{65516}Of course I speak Chinese.
{65644}{65685}Clouseau?
{66336}{66379}Bonjour, Nicole.
{66388}{66443}Could I see you in my office|in a few minutes?
{66448}{66519}I'll be right with you, inspector.
{67183}{67212}Yes, inspector?
{67232}{67261}Nicole.
{67265}{67344}The weather has been so pleasant.
{67348}{67471}I was wondering if you think|it's going to stay this mild.
{67500}{67568}I certainly hope so.
{67604}{67674}But do you think the weather...
{67678}{67739}is going to change?
{67752}{67803}Let's keep our fingers crossed...
{67808}{67869}that it stays this mild.
{67900}{67955}And here's another one for you!
{67996}{68038}Now let's see who you are.
{68084}{68142}It is "Inspector Dreyfus."
{68146}{68209}The intruder is obviously wearing|a flesh mask.
{68213}{68249}But that will come off.
{68294}{68342}My face!
{68452}{68503}Maybe there is a seam|under your hairline.
{68508}{68553}I'll just turn you around.
{68724}{68799}Are you feeling any better?|I am so sorry, inspector.
{68819}{68861}Let's just forget it.
{68865}{68947}I thought I would stop by and let you|know how we are doing on the case.
{68951}{69008}Oh, I'll just...
{69012}{69088}stay back here. Yes, of course.
{69100}{69171}I see you have one|of these collapsible pointers.
{69175}{69204}So very useful.
{69208}{69276}It is so degrading to have to point|with your finger...
{69280}{69332}or one of those|long wooden sticks...
{69336}{69403}like you are some sort|of primitive oaf.
{69408}{69528}But you have one of these, you just|snap it open and you are ready to go.
{69532}{69576}The case. The case, Clouseau.
{69584}{69637}Yes, the case.
{69641}{69737}The case is going quite well.|I have prepared a list of suspects.
{69761}{69812}And how many suspects|do you have?
{69825}{69884}Twenty-seven thousand|six hundred eighty-three.
{69907}{69979}It's just a matter of time now,|isn't it?
{69984}{70064}- Have you eliminated any suspects?|- Yes.
{70079}{70109}One.
{70123}{70173}One. And who would that be?
{70196}{70226}Gluant.
{70255}{70308}Gluant is the victim.
{70323}{70376}Excellent, inspector.
{70380}{70428}We think alike.
{70440}{70543}One clue leading inexorably|to the next.
{70593}{70623}Just leave it.
{70679}{70714}I assure you, inspector...
{70724}{70805}I will soon have your criminal|cornered like a...
{70809}{70869}Like a... Like... Like a... Like...
{70873}{70947}Like something...|Something that you... You corner.
{70956}{71031}- Well put.|- I see you enjoy wordplay.
{71035}{71075}We will have to have lunch|one day...
{71080}{71157}and engage|in a little verbal jousting.
{71173}{71232}I'm sure you're quite the raconteur.
{71302}{71333}Yes.
{71370}{71432}So I will call you for lunch.
{71528}{71597}There's only one item|on the agenda of this committee:
{71613}{71712}To approve the list of nominees|for our nation's highest award...
{71716}{71752}the Medal of Honor.
{71756}{71811}The two nominees are...
{71823}{71854}Charles Dreyfus...
{71917}{71949}No.
{71991}{72043}And Sister Marie-Hugette...
{72068}{72137}whose selfless concern|for our nation's orphans...
{72141}{72199}is an inspiration to us all.
{72203}{72284}I would like to add one more name|for the committee's consideration.
{72288}{72372}Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the man|who came here from a small village...
{72376}{72427}to investigate the murder|of Yves Gluant...
{72431}{72508}who just last night captured|the notorious Gas Mask Bandits.
{72512}{72584}Yes. Interesting idea.
{72606}{72654}- An average Frenchman.|- Exactly.
{72658}{72703}Excellent idea.
{72707}{72760}All in favor?
{72764}{72846}How is it I was not informed|of Clouseau's going to that casino?
{72850}{72935}- It was the middle of the night.|- Oh, it was the middle of the night.
{72939}{72992}What, you did not want to wake me?
{72996}{73042}I want to know|of Clouseau's whereabouts...
{73046}{73101}every hour, 24 hours a day.
{73105}{73169}You miss one call, and I will have|you kicked off the force.
{73173}{73234}- Do you understand?|- Yes, sir.
{73238}{73296}Why are you not with him now?
{73300}{73380}- I'm here.|- Get out.
{73453}{73508}- Clouseau.|- Ponton.
{73512}{73570}Let's call it a day. I am tired.
{73574}{73643}I just wanted to see where you are|with the investigation.
{73647}{73705}Good idea, Ponton.|To let the subconscious mind...
{73709}{73780}work on the case while we sleep.|Now then, what are the facts?
{73785}{73815}Yves Gluant was found...
{73820}{73875}at the international championship|semifinal...
{73879}{73944}with a poison dart in his neck.|The crime!
{73948}{74015}Bizu wanted to kill him,|but is now himself dead.
{74020}{74055}A complication!
{74059}{74094}Gluant was siphoning off money...
{74098}{74139}- from Larocque.|- A motive!
{74144}{74195}And close to the body|was the singer, Xania.
{74205}{74239}Xania is not the killer.
{74243}{74299}But I suspect she knows more|than she is telling me.
{74303}{74370}- Where is she now?|- She left suddenly for New York.
{74374}{74460}We are going to have to follow her|and find out what she is up to.
{74464}{74499}And if I am going to America...
{74503}{74572}I am going to have to speak|with a flawless American accent...
{74576}{74634}so as not to arouse suspicion.
{74644}{74733}So find me the greatest|accent coach in the world.
{74744}{74792}I would like to buy a hamburger.
{74804}{74865}I would like to buy a hamburger.
{74870}{74961}I would like to buy a hamburger.
{74965}{75007}I would like to buy...
{75011}{75080}a hamburger.
{75084}{75134}No, no, no. Let's break it down.
{75138}{75168}I.
{75172}{75211}- I.|- I.
{75215}{75250}- Would.|- Would.
{75254}{75328}- Would.|- Would.
{75348}{75431}- Would.|- Weird.
{75443}{75495}Would.
{75500}{75551}Would.
{75556}{75582}- Like.|- Like.
{75586}{75620}- Like.|- Like.
{75624}{75659}- To.|- To.
{75664}{75707}- To.|- To.
{75721}{75756}To.
{75776}{75807}To.
{75812}{75842}- Buy.|- Buy.
{75846}{75871}- Buy.|- Bee.
{75876}{75935}- Buy.|- Bye-bye.
{75939}{75996}- A.|- A.
{76000}{76052}Hamburger.
{76056}{76094}Hamburger.
{76098}{76133}Hamburger.
{76161}{76256}- Hamburger.|- Hamburger.
{76261}{76315}I would like to buy a hamburger.
{76320}{76357}I would like to buy a damburger.
{76381}{76426}It's not "damburger." Hamburger.
{76430}{76504}I'm not saying "damburger." I said,|"I would like to buy a damburger."
{76509}{76591}- I would like to buy a hamburger.|- I would like to buy the hamburger.
{76595}{76657}- Hamburger.|- I would like to buy a hamburger!
{76661}{76701}- Maybe we should stop.|- We don't quit.
{76705}{76748}We do not quit. Again! Again!
{76765}{76840}- I would like to buy a hamburger.|- I would like to buy a hamburger!
{76844}{76920}- I would like to buy a hamburger.|- I would like to buy hamburger.
{76925}{76983}- I would like to buy a hamburger.|- I would like to buy a hamburger.
{76984}{77061}- I would like to buy a hamburger.|- I would like to buy hamburger!
{77065}{77102}I would like to buy a hamburger.
{77872}{77929}- Have you ever had a hamburger?|- Well, of course not.
{77933}{78007}It's a disgusting American food.
{78796}{78860}I never see you with women.
{78887}{78927}I'm married.
{78964}{79015}You don't wear a ring.
{79020}{79054}To protect her.
{79058}{79114}I'm afraid some villain|might threaten her.
{79118}{79164}Yes.
{79168}{79218}Tell me about her.
{79248}{79343}I consider her the most|beautiful woman in the world.
{79380}{79427}What about yourself?
{79431}{79547}No, I don't consider myself|a beautiful woman.
{79554}{79615}I mean, is there a woman|in your life?
{79619}{79655}Oh, no.
{79660}{79728}Love has not yet come my way.
{79732}{79804}How could Inspector Clouseau|be with a simple woman?
{79808}{79911}She would have to be|so extraordinary in order to keep up.
{79932}{79971}It's hard.
{80072}{80157}- What is?|- For you to meet someone.
{80171}{80218}Oh, yes.
{80241}{80294}We have a big day tomorrow.
{80298}{80411}We will go to Xania's hotel|and find out what she is up to.
{80427}{80498}- Good night, Ponton.|- Good night, Clouseau.
{80520}{80558}- Good one.|- Thank you.
{80696}{80743}I got her hotel phone records.
{80748}{80785}Xania made two phone calls...
{80789}{80853}to a notorious|black-market diamond cutter.
{80867}{80919}There she is! Newspapers!
{81060}{81100}Newspapers!
{81165}{81205}Newspapers!
{81253}{81283}Newspapers!
{81768}{81816}Floor 12.
{81884}{81955}I smell something fishy.
{82060}{82103}May I help you?
{82450}{82499}Good teamwork.
{82712}{82800}Stop! Stop whatever it is|you are doing! You are defenseless!
{82804}{82875}We have already taken care|of your thugs patrolling the building.
{82879}{82919}I don't have any thugs.
{82924}{82962}You don't?
{82973}{83059}Ponton, I think we owe|those men an apology.
{83064}{83117}And what is it you are cutting?
{83128}{83176}Pink diamond. Clear.
{83181}{83260}- Clear?|- It's not the Pink Panther.
{83291}{83361}And what are you doing here|sneaking around?
{83386}{83450}This purse once belonged|to Josephine Baker.
{83454}{83521}It was falling apart, so|I had it studded with diamonds...
{83525}{83573}to wear on-stage|at the Presidential Ball.
{83578}{83643}Well, why did you just not tell me|why you were coming?
{83657}{83718}I can't be seen at a diamond cutter.
{83722}{83767}Not after what happened.
{83825}{83917}That may be one|of your mysterious clients now.
{83926}{83963}Hello?
{83972}{84057}Yes, I am the person|in charge of the phone bill.
{84061}{84111}Well, I'm somewhat happy|with my service.
{84115}{84163}Twelve months|with that many minutes?
{84168}{84215}Plus free minutes per month?
{84225}{84297}Yes, sign me up.|Yes, Jacques Clouseau...
{84301}{84358}credit card number:
{84682}{84771}Yes? Yes, you may have|my e-mail address.
{84792}{84884}DoctorKnockers@aol.com.
{84916}{85013}Well, I think I just got myself|a pretty good deal.
{85108}{85195}- When are you leaving the city?|- I'm leaving tomorrow. Yeah.
{85220}{85296}I may have to seduce her, Ponton,|in order to get her to talk.
{85300}{85348}- Part of the job.|- Talk about what?
{85352}{85422}I want to find out what time|her plane is leaving in the morning.
{85426}{85484}- Why not just ask her?|- Too obvious.
{85488}{85550}I may have to pump her|for information.
{85554}{85619}- I see.|- Inspector...
{85644}{85719}would you like to join me|for dinner at the Waldorf?
{85732}{85775}Certainly, mademoiselle.
{85780}{85832}Say, 8:00?
{85847}{85879}Eight o'clock.
{85888}{85972}Say, I don't know,|my room on the second floor?
{85984}{86061}"I don't know,|my room on the second floor."
{86080}{86112}I'll see you then.
{86174}{86220}It might be a trap.
{86224}{86271}Who cares?
{86698}{86756}Welcome to my room, inspector.
{86784}{86827}It is lovely weather we are having.
{87204}{87290}Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes.
{87506}{87543}Why?
{87564}{87595}Why what?
{87599}{87690}Why were you being|so elusive today?
{87710}{87755}I was afraid of Larocque.
{87759}{87860}- He might be following me.|- Larocque? The casino owner?
{87864}{87912}He sent out word|threatening to kill anyone...
{87916}{87959}in possession|of the Pink Panther.
{87964}{88011}He believes it belongs to him.
{88021}{88059}But why would he follow you?
{88068}{88133}I was in New York|to see a diamond cutter.
{88137}{88183}He might draw|the wrong conclusion.
{88193}{88226}You know...
{88230}{88360}a man sitting here|in your private suite...
{88364}{88411}so close to you...
{88416}{88470}might draw|the wrong conclusion too.
{88482}{88535}Or the right one.
{88555}{88604}I've heard things|about you, inspector.
{88623}{88667}What sort of things?
{88671}{88729}That you really know|how to treat a woman.
{88877}{88954}Yes. Yes.
{88966}{89034}Let the games begin.
{89067}{89140}Let me just slip away.
{89483}{89523}Yes!
{89652}{89703}No! No, no! No, no!
{89728}{89800}My miracle pill|for the middle-aged man.
{90050}{90080}Give it back.
{90418}{90459}Inspector?
{90491}{90611}- Are you all right in there?|- I hope you're getting yourself ready.
{90744}{90791}Inspector? Are you sure|you're okay in there?
{90796}{90873}Yes, I am. I'm fine.|I'm just getting in the mood for love.
{91576}{91632}Well, hello.
{91824}{91895}We need fresh towels in 204.
{91973}{92051}Don't ask why, just do it.
{92056}{92132}You have the flight number.|He leaves tomorrow out of JFK.
{92136}{92238}He'll be easy to spot. He's got|white hair, a thin mustache...
{92242}{92329}brimming with self-confidence|and completely lost.
{92537}{92587}- Did you get the stuff?|- Yes.
{92591}{92624}Good.
{92628}{92726}Give it to me.|Airline food is for suckers.
{92730}{92819}I will smuggle this on.|Just act cool.
{92980}{93028}- Hey, that's Xania!|- Hello.
{93032}{93089}Hi. Yes, thank you.
{93093}{93152}I still think she is hiding|something, Ponton.
{93156}{93187}What?
{93192}{93264}If I knew what she was hiding,|then it wouldn't be hidden, would it?
{93268}{93316}- All right. Thank you.|- One more! One more!
{93320}{93354}Okay, let's go. Next.
{93358}{93410}Nothing to declare.
{93500}{93575}- Come on through.|- Hand check on two.
{93608}{93656}- This your bag, sir?|- Yes, it is.
{93660}{93735}- We'll have to hand check it.|- Go ahead. I have nothing to hide.
{93739}{93771}In my bag.
{93787}{93829}Come with me, sir.
{93868}{93910}Wait here, pal.
{94168}{94226}It's a harmless pocketknife.
{94341}{94401}It's a harmless pair of...|Numchucks?
{94496}{94579}I don't... I don't even own a mace.|I don't know where that came from.
{94728}{94773}I've never seen that stuff in my life.
{94778}{94818}Jimbo!
{94839}{94896}You don't need Jimbo.
{94975}{95029}- Jimbo, stay.|- What's in your pocket, sir?
{95034}{95081}- Nothing.|- Sir, I'll say again...
{95085}{95135}what's in your pocket? Nothing.
{95163}{95237}I'm gonna ask you again,|what's in your pocket, sir?
{95263}{95296}All right.
{95300}{95364}I have, in my pocket...
{95368}{95433}a couple of "hambwortsforts."
{95449}{95493}What?
{95524}{95603}I have in my pocket...
{95611}{95670}a couple of "dolvargars."
{95687}{95719}Sir?
{95739}{95882}- Sir, in your pocket you have?|- All right, I have four "hanholders."
{95890}{95931}I'm sorry. Once more.
{95968}{95999}Again!
{96003}{96038}- Sir...|- Hey, what's that?
{96092}{96157}- Sir... Sir, I'm losing my patience.|- Oh, you are?
{96161}{96199}- You are losing your patience?|- Yes.
{96203}{96269}I'm simply telling you I have|a couple of "tamburthers."
{96278}{96360}I've got an End darter down on six.|I've got an End darter down on six!
{96364}{96428}- Locked and loaded, sir!|- Show me your hands, sir!
{96432}{96475}All right, I'll just show you.
{96500}{96557}- No, no, no! Stay here, sir.|- Sic him, W!
{96898}{96988}- Yes, that's him!|- Inspector, what is a "damburgert"?
{96992}{97075}Inspector, how does it feel|to have let down the nation?
{97211}{97318}So much for the heroic|Inspector Clouseau.
{97369}{97478}Well, this is a glorious day|for France.
{97492}{97534}How so, chief inspector?
{97538}{97605}Because a stupid idiot|named Clouseau...
{97609}{97707}is going to be stripped of his rank|while I take over his case.
{97712}{97765}You have a second man|named Clouseau?
{97769}{97850}My God. Leave us alone|for a moment.
{97854}{97939}You, out. Go, go. Go.|I must have a private word...
{97944}{98014}with Inspector Clouseau.
{98018}{98056}Understand something, Clouseau.
{98060}{98143}When I made you an inspector,|it was not because I thought...
{98148}{98198}you had any value as a detective.
{98202}{98329}It was because I thought you were the|stupidest policeman in all of France.
{98339}{98417}A hopeless, deluded idiot.
{98428}{98484}Then I was not promoted|for my merits?
{98489}{98573}I only made you inspector|because I needed someone...
{98577}{98638}who would quietly get|nowhere until I was ready...
{98642}{98690}to take over the case myself.
{98701}{98748}I was trying to catch a killer.
{98752}{98813}You were trying...
{98852}{98968}You were trying to become a hero.|Well, you will be stripped...
{98972}{99034}of your rank,|ridiculed by the media...
{99038}{99076}and I will be done with you.
{99080}{99180}And now if you will excuse me,|ex-inspector, I must go and prepare...
{99184}{99269}for the arrest which will win me|the Medal of Honor...
{99273}{99395}catapult me to the National|Assembly, and after that, who knows?
{99410}{99484}- Goodbye, Clouseau.|- Shall we lock him up?
{99488}{99525}Look at him.
{99529}{99627}He is finished.|Let him go home to obscurity.
{99855}{99893}You knew?
{100442}{100483}Ponton...
{100495}{100549}things were not|as I supposed they were.
{100580}{100667}And if I ever made|you look foolish...
{100681}{100734}I am sorry.
{100764}{100852}It was an honor|serving under you, sir.
{101140}{101183}Good one.
{101753}{101798}The Internet.
{101802}{101845}Hello, old friend.
{101912}{101997}"To download your new|cell-phone ringtone...
{102008}{102101}press the button|that says 'download."'
{102116}{102231}I take the mouse and I click,|but do not drag...
{102236}{102330}the button that says "download."
{102582}{102644}Gentlemen, and lady,|good morning.
{102648}{102722}Meet Dr. Li How Pang.
{102726}{102803}He was, of course, in the VIP box|when Gluant was killed.
{102808}{102900}Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would|send Gluant large sums of money.
{102904}{103009}Presumably, Gluant was to invest|these sums on Pang's behalf.
{103013}{103108}But being a compulsive gambler,|Gluant took the money...
{103112}{103167}and gambled it all away.
{103182}{103239}So Pang had the motive.
{103249}{103315}He had the opportunity.
{103320}{103431}Pang is in France|for the president's ball tonight.
{103435}{103527}We will arrest him there|for the murder of Yves Gluant.
{103531}{103581}Bravo, chief inspector.
{103601}{103673}I am pleased to announce that|I am personally taking over...
{103677}{103778}the Pink Panther investigation|and that an arrest is imminent.
{103782}{103824}- Thank you.|- Chief inspector...
{103828}{103883}the coroner has announced|that Bizu was killed...
{103888}{103968}with a perfect shot to the|occipital lobe. Any comments?
{103972}{104030}The occipital lobe?
{104052}{104100}It's irrelevant.
{104168}{104227}The occipital lobe.
{104564}{104616}That makes me feel good.
{104803}{104847}Zoom.
{105045}{105113}Of course.
{105228}{105285}Ponton, I need you|over here immediately.
{105289}{105356}We are back on the case.
{105437}{105535}Nicole, I believe Bizu and Gluant|were killed by the same person.
{105539}{105594}And that the killer|will strike again tonight.
{105598}{105658}I want you to meet me|at the presidential palace.
{105663}{105739}And bring my vinyl bag marked|"presidential palace."
{105743}{105846}And hurry! Xania is in grave danger.
{105888}{105985}Ponton, we must get to the|presidential palace immediately!
{105989}{106045}- Put your seat belt on.|- I don't need a seat belt.
{106049}{106087}Let's see what this baby can do!
{106287}{106352}No. Clouseau should not|be on this list.
{106356}{106422}He is no longer allowed|at state affairs.
{106426}{106511}He has been disgraced|and humiliated.
{106516}{106589}But what about all the reporters|who will want to come in?
{106593}{106692}When the time is right,|let them pour in.
{107172}{107216}Clouseau.
{107260}{107310}I'm sorry, but your name|is not on the list.
{107314}{107355}Not on the list?
{107383}{107437}Dreyfus must have made sure|you cannot get in.
{107585}{107618}Ponton.
{107753}{107803}- Inspector, here is your bag.|- Good work, Nicole.
{107829}{107876}- What is that?|- Camouflage. Let's go.
{107905}{107940}- Nicole.|- Yes?
{107940}{107988}- One last thing.|- Yes?
{108150}{108181}It's evening...
{108188}{108259}and you look beautiful|without your glasses.
{108292}{108349}Thank you, inspector.
{108967}{109005}- Chief inspector.|- What?
{109008}{109079}Our men have reported a sighting|of Inspector Clouseau.
{109103}{109127}Clouseau?
{109148}{109239}I know what he's up to. He wants|to try to make the arrest himself.
{109268}{109370}If you see Clouseau,|put him in cuffs for trespassing...
{109372}{109420}and parade him through the party.
{109654}{109700}Dr. Pang has arrived.
{109786}{109849}We will take him after the first song.
{109886}{109927}Yes, yes. Very true.
{111684}{111744}Good work, Ponton. We're in.
{111785}{111828}Look!
{111849}{111901}It's the killer! After him!
{111905}{112024}- Change outfits.|- Stop! Turn around.
{112029}{112060}Who are you?
{112064}{112184}- What are you doing here?|- We are... We are two... We are...
{112189}{112238}- I'll tell you exactly who we are.|- Yes.
{112242}{112296}- We are...|- I've been looking for you everywhere.
{112300}{112344}Where the hell have you been?
{112348}{112408}- You know these two?|- Of course I know them.
{112413}{112490}They are Xania's backup dancers.|They go on in the third act...
{112494}{112544}with the Komodo dragon|and the snow machine.
{112548}{112604}Why do you think they are|dressed like that, for fun?
{112608}{112668}- Prove it.|- We don't have to prove...
{113573}{113617}Can't you see these dancers|are exhausted?
{113622}{113654}Go and fetch them some water.
{113708}{113755}That was fantastic.
{113766}{113805}- You think so?|- You are...
{113843}{113904}an amazing woman.
{114010}{114076}Inspector, the killer.
{114417}{114497}Now I am ready to catch a killer.
{114870}{114896}Stop!
{114906}{114961}Stop in the name of the law.
{114978}{115013}Get him!
{115026}{115081}- Bravo!|- Bravo!
{115133}{115211}Ponton, you follow him that way.|I'll go this way and cut him off.
{115283}{115313}Stop!
{115362}{115401}Turn around.
{115426}{115493}- You're under arre...|- You are under arrest!
{115497}{115544}Ponton! After him!
{115552}{115585}Now.
{115606}{115632}Go, go!
{115641}{115724}Well, Dr. Pang.|In the name of the statutes...
{115734}{115793}and laws of the great nation|of France...
{115833}{115921}I arrest you for the murder|of Yves Gluant.
{116036}{116081}Clouseau! Arrest him.
{116122}{116161}Which one is he?
{116165}{116195}That would be him.
{116300}{116393}In the name of the statutes and laws|of the great nation of France...
{116397}{116451}I arrest you for the murder|of Yves Gluant.
{116455}{116512}Yuri, the trainer who trains.
{116568}{116609}And who are you?
{116613}{116681}I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
{116702}{116753}Gluant was nothing!
{116757}{116796}I drew up the plays.
{116809}{116893}He takes credit for brilliant|French defense which I gave him...
{116898}{116997}and treats me like I'm dead. Fine.|Now he is dead from Chinese poison.
{117030}{117100}Inspector, what made you|think it was him?
{117104}{117229}But, Ponton, think back.|You were there.
{117267}{117292}WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME?
{117297}{117336}WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?|I'M BUSY.
{117365}{117412}THE COACH WAS KILLED|WITH CHINESE POISON.
{117417}{117455}YOU SHOULD LOOK|FOR SOCCER TRAINERS.
{117495}{117580}THEY ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A|KNOWLEDGE OF CHINESE HERBS.
{117597}{117635}She was right, of course.
{117645}{117738}According to statute 87223, every|trainer of the national soccer team...
{117742}{117792}must have a knowledge|of Chinese herbs.
{117800}{117889}This made it easy for him|to murder Gluant.
{117912}{117972}- And Bizu?|- Simple.
{117976}{118058}Bizu had often heard|Yuri's rants against Gluant.
{118062}{118145}So Bizu blackmailed Yuri|and got himself killed.
{118165}{118221}Oh, it's you.
{118288}{118333}A stunning shot to the head...
{118345}{118413}burrowing deeply|into the occipital lobe.
{118417}{118458}But Yuri is a soccer trainer.
{118462}{118523}That shot was made|by an expert marksman.
{118527}{118573}Chief inspector, I'm sure|you're familiar...
{118578}{118621}with Russian army statute 611.
{118638}{118668}Well, of course.
{118672}{118723}All members must be...
{118727}{118776}expert marksmen...|Expert marksmen.
{118780}{118865}And understand the location|of the occipital...
{118869}{118921}- Occipital lobe, of course.|- Yes.
{118926}{118997}- Very true.|- Yes, Yuri.
{119001}{119053}Xania is still alive.
{119057}{119151}But you hated her. And that's|why you are trying to kill her.
{119155}{119224}You hated her because she|went with Bizu and then Gluant...
{119228}{119277}and treated you|like you were nothing.
{119287}{119378}But you forgot a fundamental truth|about women.
{119382}{119441}A woman is like a...
{119445}{119492}Is like a...
{119496}{119529}artichoke.
{119557}{119648}You have to do a bit of work|before you get to her heart.
{119693}{119764}What about the diamond?|What about the Pink Panther?
{119768}{119883}Yes, thank you, Inspector Clouseau|for carrying out my orders.
{119887}{119924}Hand over the diamond, Yuri.
{119929}{119981}What do I care about|your stinking diamond?
{119992}{120025}He does not have the diamond.
{120030}{120090}The murderer does not have|the diamond?
{120094}{120151}- No.|- Well, then, where is it...
{120155}{120193}Inspector Clouseau?
{120198}{120268}It is there! In her purse.
{120301}{120334}Let me see.
{120625}{120691}Sorry, Clouseau, no diamond.
{120890}{120942}The purse, please.
{121083}{121123}Could you hold that, please?
{121399}{121484}After Gluant came to me, he said|he decided to stop cheating on me.
{121507}{121559}Then he asked me to marry him...
{121610}{121666}and put the ring in my hands.
{121725}{121771}After he was killed, I thought...
{121775}{121845}if I came forward with the ring,|everyone would think I did it.
{121849}{121910}If Gluant gave you the ring|before he died...
{121914}{122061}then according to civil statute|812-914B, you are the rightful owner.
{122065}{122128}You may keep the Pink Panther.
{122257}{122315}But, inspector,|how did you know she had it?
{122319}{122355}It was simple, Ponton.
{122359}{122436}I was looking at a photo of myself|at the checkpoint.
{122440}{122483}Something caught my eye:
{122487}{122565}Xania's purse passing through|the x-ray machine.
{122577}{122636}I enlarged the photo...
{122641}{122676}and in it...
{122701}{122731}the Pink Panther.
{122735}{122824}- The case is closed!|- Bravo, Clouseau.
{122962}{123005}Bravo!
{123042}{123121}Clouseau! Clouseau!|Clouseau! Clouseau!
{123237}{123249}Chief inspector...
{123253}{123296}I can't thank you enough|for giving me...
{123296}{123342}the opportunity to solve|the Pink Panther murder.
{123343}{123391}Without your decision to put me|on the case...
{123395}{123471}who knows, someone else might've|won the Medal of Honor this year.
{123475}{123505}Yes, I know.
{123509}{123612}I owe it all to you, chief inspector.|Without you, I would be nothing.
{123616}{123708}- Perhaps you still are.|- Excellent verbal joust, inspector.
{123712}{123765}You idiot! Oh, no.
{123769}{123832}- Hit it, Ponton.|- No! Clouseau!
{123836}{123875}Stop the car. Dear...
{123879}{123918}What?
{123922}{123960}Nothing.
{123972}{124001}You didn't say:
{124005}{124112}"Stop the car. Dear God,|I beg of you, stop the car"?
{124117}{124154}No.
{124362}{124409}Does it hurt?
{124539}{124572}What?
{124609}{124649}I can't understand you.
{124758}{124817}You know what,|I think he wants to recline.
{124821}{124867}There's a lever right here.
{124871}{124921}Oh, it's on the other side, I'm sorry.
{124925}{124993}A bit of a reach.|Wait a minute. I'll get it.
{124997}{125044}I'll get it right here.
{125050}{125120}Is right back here.
{125184}{125227}There must be a simpler way...
{125231}{125303}of working this...|Oh, there's a remote control...
{125307}{125333}so that you can just...
{125338}{125406}It's sensitive! I hardly touched it!|But it goes up...
{125512}{125551}That's it! That's it!
{125650}{125736}- You know, Ponton.|- Yes, inspector.
{125756}{125826}This is a very hard time|for Inspector Dreyfus.
{125830}{125911}It is important that|we show compassion.
{125915}{125993}And we must use the gentle|healing power of laughter.
{126524}{126567}This is going to hurt.
{126625}{126691}Clouseau!
{126778}{126834}That breeze feels good.