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{370}{511}{Y:b}The Pink Panther Son Of The Pink Panther - 1993 English
{775}{848}- Is the orchestra tuning?|- 15 seconds.
{6827}{6875}She's good.
{6920}{6971}Good, huh?
{6977}{7038}Yes, she's good.
{7095}{7155}As good as you?
{7189}{7223}Maybe.
{7374}{7437}Haha. Better.
{7808}{7869}She was only showing how good she is.
{7883}{7940}I know how good she is.
{7950}{7998}Or she wouldn't be with us.
{8274}{8413}Now, there's to be no fighting|amongst us. Understood?
{8503}{8538}Here they come.
{8988}{9036}I wish you wouldn't smoke.
{9098}{9189}I should never have ever sent to America.|They've got such appalling habits.
{9192}{9259}- And nobody smokes in Lugash.|- That's different.
{9268}{9358}Umm, of course. And there's nothing|wrong with America, Father.
{9361}{9479}- My mother was American.|- Your mother never smoked.
{9500}{9548}I'm surprised that you noticed.
{9551}{9654}She wasn't dead 3 weeks three weeks|before you married that... woman.
{9691}{9828}You'll be on doubt pleased to know,|I am about to pay the price for that folly.
{9843}{9957}- So the rumor's true?|- Yes it would seem so.
{9960}{10046}Yasmin, please, keep it to yourself.
{10062}{10166}I don't want to alert your Stepmother|until I have proof.
{10542}{10570}Card.
{10715}{10819}- Praise Allah someone in this family is lucky.|- Humm.
{10863}{10969}- Cash this in.|- How did you know I can be trusted?
{11039}{11133}Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were one|of my bodyguards. It's alright...
{11155}{11213}What's the going rate on a slap these days?
{11303}{11339}You're cheap.
{11355}{11403}Merci Monsieur.
{11470}{11577}I must apologize for my daughter.|She's a very high spirited girl.
{12065}{12113}Looks like a distress flare.
{12977}{13050}- Yasmin, go to your cabin.|- Wait a minute. - Now.
{13105}{13150}Gentlemen...
{15981}{16091}- Haven't we met before?|- Not formally.
{16271}{16389}Now be a nice little|princess and go to sleep.
{16684}{16717}Hay, Dad.
{16841}{16905}The safety off your daughter,|depends on two things.
{16906}{17027}First $100 million discreetly deposited|into a Swiss account.
{17034}{17114}- No problem.|- Second: You abdicate.
{17169}{17268}Renounce the throne?|That is impossible.
{17309}{17356}Then Yasmin will die.
{17382}{17432}Who will succeed me?
{17466}{17500}All in good time.
{17516}{17629}What a shame, I enjoyed your|company at the tables.
{17655}{17696}And I yours.
{18128}{18211}Hey, stop. I said stop.
{18349}{18465}I haven't time to deal with|some bumpkin cop, lose him.
{18499}{18538}I said stop.
{18623}{18680}Can you hear me, hay?
{18726}{18777}I think we lost him.
{18806}{18830}Yeah.
{18872}{18900}Look out!
{19085}{19136}- Are you alright?|- Yes. - No.
{19169}{19295}- One of my passengers is hurt.|- No wonder, the way you drive your lucky they're not all dead.
{19298}{19397}- They way I drive? - Yes.|- Could we please settle this at the hospital?
{19399}{19492}No. I'm Police Commissioner Dreyfus, and|I demand to see your driving license.
{19517}{19566}As you wish.
{19697}{19802}Ahh! That felt good.
{19818}{19881}Now then. Is anyone hurt?
{19884}{19989}- Yes, in the van.|- My sister is unconscious. - She is?
{19991}{20050}- She should be taken to the hospital.|- Where is she?
{20053}{20082}In the van.
{20085}{20205}- Excuse me, your sister is in his van?|- No. - No it is not my van.
{20207}{20333}- Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me...|- Excuse me. Just a moment, just a moment.
{20346}{20502}When.. Excuse me, when I asked you if anyone|was hurt, you replied: Yes, in my van.
{20508}{20622}No, no, I said: Yes, in the|van, not in my van.
{20624}{20740}No, no, you did not say: Yes in the van.|Not yes in the van.
{20742}{20878}- You said: Yes. You do not say: Yes, my van. Not yes the van.|- Look... - You said yes my van, not yes in the van.
{20879}{20938}- Did you hear what I just said?|- Yes, I heard.
{20941}{21013}- It's my van.|- Now we're getting somewhere.
{21016}{21128}- Listen, you imbecile...|- Watch your tongue monsieur, I am an Officer of the "Lour". What?
{21143}{21279}I said... I know what you said.|I am an Officer of the "Lour".
{21292}{21349}Please, my sister may be dying.
{21352}{21376}OK
{21425}{21502}Please please stand back,|stand back please.
{21626}{21773}- Have you been hunting?|- Yes. Hunting. Very perceptive.
{22278}{22310}Who are you?
{22320}{22459}I am Gendarme Jacques|Gambrelli, 2nd Class.
{22462}{22554}- Who are you?|- I am...
{23028}{23088}Your sister is very...
{23115}{23148}Very unconscious.
{23173}{23260}- I suspect she has received the "burmp" on the head.|- What.
{23267}{23315}- A bump.|- What?
{23323}{23376}Never mind. Come, Franзois.
{23404}{23490}Yes she requires immediately the|emergency treatment, Mr...? ermm...
{23493}{23607}- Jones.|- Jones take her quickly to the Nice hospital, Mr. Jones.
{23608}{23689}And I will phone ahead to arrr|to tell then that your...
{23692}{23884}Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones please stop. Mr Jones, my hand, my|finger. Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones please stop, Mr. Jones...
{24237}{24358}There is no time now for you|to show me your credentials...
{24358}{24515}But I have an idea. You shall drive me,|you shall drive me to the nearest phone...
{24725}{24801}Sorry we are late, but|we've had a car accident.
{24804}{24884}- Nothing too serious, I trust?|- We are lucky to be alive.
{24889}{24913}Please.
{24921}{25111}Now Chief, listen. Normally investigation of crimes committed|in French territorial waters is your responsibility.
{25114}{25204}But as this kidnapping is politically|so important to the Government,
{25207}{25302}The president has ordered me to|personally take charge of the case.
{25305}{25398}You have to understand, Its not that|he thinks you are less qualified.
{25404}{25486}- Perhaps he feels after all that I am...|- More qualified.
{25519}{25642}- So. What are your orders?|- First I want to know everything that is known about the case.
{25644}{25712}- This is everything we have to date.|- Oh, good.
{25714}{25812}- Then I'll want your best man to liaison.|- That will be Gambrelli.
{25874}{25997}I'll study the report tonight, and I'll see|you here in the morning at 9:00 o'clock.
{26000}{26112}Oh, by the way, there was a|police officer at the accident.
{26114}{26208}How shall I... he had|an odd way of speaking.
{26211}{26311}- Mispronouncing words.|- No.
{26323}{26434}- He crashed his bicycle into our car.|- Doesn't ring a bell.
{26459}{26557}Perhaps it's not that important.|See you in the morning.
{26728}{26826}- This for your Highness.|- Yes yes yes.
{26899}{26967}- Can you get me water now?|- Yes, right away.
{27059}{27135}- Take your clothes off.|- No.
{27144}{27245}- Take your clothes off!|- No.
{27278}{27356}Let go. Get you hands off me.
{27489}{27571}What about the Cop?|The longer we wait...
{27591}{27671}He'll probably show up at the hospital.
{27879}{27903}Arnon.
{27953}{28003}Try to make it look like an accident.
{28191}{28317}- What makes you think he will show up?|- Oh just a hunch.
{28434}{28462}Look.
{29458}{29537}- It wont be long.|- Why not?
{29545}{29623}Because something there's something|phoney about Mr. Jones...
{29629}{29695}and those hunters with|their automatic weapons.
{29702}{29761}Then Mr. Jones just wanted|to get out of there...
{29771}{29874}I don't believe he had any intention of|take his sister to the hospital.
{29954}{30005}It looks like you might be right.
{32206}{32302}- What is he doing?|- What does it look like he's doing?
{34376}{34487}- What if he drowns?|- He can't. Not yet.
{34673}{34779}What am I doing?|I can't swim, help, help.
{34789}{34863}- What's wrong?|- I can't swim.
{34866}{34908}Mee Hehe, Neither can I.
{34911}{34983}- Then why aren't you drowning?|- Because Its easier to stand.
{34983}{35035}- What?|- Yes!
{35145}{35235}- Who are you?|- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli 2nd class.
{35237}{35330}- Who are you?|- Commissioner Dreyfus. Police.
{35352}{35447}Come on, Gambrelli. I'll|give you a lift home.
{35620}{35687}But why would a man in the|van want to kill me?
{35695}{35816}Maybe it has something to do with the unconscious|girl. You had a good look at her, we didn't you?
{35862}{36027}She walks in beauty, like the night|Of cloudless climes of starry skies...
{36034}{36074}Very Poetic.
{36077}{36160}- Yes, "Lurd" Byron.|- "Lurd".
{36369}{36444}Thank you for the lift|Commissioner, good night.
{36476}{36504}Wait here.
{36541}{36649}- Do you live here alone Gambrelli?|- Oh no, I live with my mother.
{36680}{36777}- I'd like to meet your mother.|- Why not, everyone wants to meet my mother.
{36798}{36922}Oh, excuse me mama, this is Police|Commissioner Dreyfus, he wants to meet you.
{36925}{36981}How do you do, Mrs. Gambrelli?
{36983}{37100}- I hope it's not too late?|- No no, please, come in Commissioner.
{37232}{37301}I'm sorry, I'm a bit wet. I'm...
{37314}{37399}I'm sorry, I'm... I'm a bit wet yes.
{37399}{37491}- Please have a seat Commissioner.|- Yes thank you.
{37564}{37639}I am... I am just going|upstairs to change my clothes.
{37644}{37706}- Do you speak Italian Commissioner?|- No, not really.
{37710}{37737}- Darling.|- Yes.
{37747}{37775}Speak Italian.
{37777}{37801}Si.
{37802}{37838}Speaking Italian,
{37838}{37886}Trying to speak Italian,
{37896}{37934}Speaking Italian...
{37934}{37995}Speaking Italian,
{37995}{38075}Speaking Italian,
{38084}{38157}Now, bring the Commissioner|down one of your robes.
{38165}{38183}Yes!
{38183}{38210}Hurry...
{38236}{38311}Jacque... Hurry hurry up.
{38333}{38394}He's just like his father.
{38401}{38498}- Would you care to join me in the kitchen?|- I would indeed.
{39009}{39092}It's refreshing to hear some|good singing for a change.
{39108}{39151}Jacques loves opera.
{39485}{39574}- Are you musically inclined, Madame?|- No.
{39587}{39670}- Was his father?|- He played the French horn.
{39704}{39752}That probably accounts for it.
{40492}{40542}Why did you name him Jacques?
{40547}{40670}- Why not, Its a perfectly good French name.|- Yes, but you're Italian.
{40810}{40889}I knew a man once named Jacques.
{40912}{40979}When he died ten years ago I said:
{40989}{41078}Thank God, there can never,|never be another one like him.
{41089}{41155}And then I, I met your son.
{41537}{41619}So I decided he would be better|of if he never knew.
{41622}{41699}- You mean his father is...|- Clouseau.
{42011}{42075}Oh, Commissioner.
{42264}{42366}Your Highness? Yasmin?
{42418}{42490}I have a... a little snacky for you.
{42898}{42981}Under different circumstances|we could have had such fun.
{43039}{43074}What happened?
{43108}{43173}Make sure she doesn't get out again.
{43203}{43265}We need to get you a doctor.
{43548}{43609}- How are you?|- Terrible.
{43620}{43699}- No doubt that was a "Burmb".|- A what?
{43702}{43749}- A bomb.|- A bo..
{43751}{43800}Oh you rest, Charles.
{43809}{43913}- How do you know my first name?|- You told me in the ambulance.
{43916}{44017}Strange, I don't remember.|But I remember you.
{44020}{44131}You said: My name is Charlie|Dreyfus and I'm going to be a policeman.
{44137}{44258}I used to say that as a child.|I must have been delirious.
{44260}{44342}- No, you were very sweet.|- I was?
{44361}{44453}What's this? What's this?|Something's happened.
{45059}{45110}- Give it to me!|- Stop it...
{45219}{45255}Something terrible has happening.
{45256}{45281}There there...
{45330}{45412}- Now don't play with it again.|- Thank you nurse.
{45416}{45460}No no no, you should relax now.
{45462}{45563}No, I can't... I can't relax.|I, I have to tell him something.
{45566}{45698}What's his name, your son? Jacques. Listen Jacques,|I'm wanting to tell you, you are in great danger.
{45701}{45795}- I am?|- Franзois, where is the chief's report? - Ah. Here.
{45809}{45914}There. You remember the unconscious|girl you saw in the van?
{45918}{45976}Oh. How could I ever forget her?
{45979}{46071}"Beauty, too rich for use,|for earth too dear"...
{46074}{46181}- Jacques loves poetry.|- Yes, I know, I want you to look at this photograph.
{46185}{46242}My God, but it is she, how did you know?
{46249}{46287}- A hunch.|- A what?
{46287}{46335}- A hoonch.|- A hoonch?
{46338}{46423}- Who is she, what is she doing in the chiefs file?|- She is Princess Yasmin.
{46426}{46534}A Princess? Kidnapped? Isn't|she beautiful mother?
{46547}{46609}Not bad for a princess.
{46627}{46734}Commissioner. At ease Gambrelli. I'm glad|to see that you are not hurt, Madame.
{46736}{46755}Thank you Chief.
{46760}{46863}- And I'm particularly happy that you're still with us Commissioner.|- Oh, I'm sure you are.
{46866}{46946}And I'm particularly happy that you|you assigned me Officer Gambrelli.
{46957}{46981}Really?
{46982}{47084}Without him I might not have discovered that the|Princess was being held here in the south of France.
{47087}{47187}- I will put a general alarm immediately.|- You will do nothing of the kind until I give the word.
{47190}{47318}In the mean time, Officer Gambrelli's|mother needs a safe place to stay, so...
{47321}{47393}As I'm going be here a while so|she can have my suite at the hotel.
{47394}{47431}Oh, but I can't.
{47435}{47478}But you must, please.
{47490}{47563}Whatever they need Francis.|Around the clock protection Chief.
{47564}{47588}God bless you.
{47622}{47669}Come on.
{47849}{47884}Get out!
{48383}{48508}Wait I, I... I just remembered something|that I forgot to say to the Commissioner.
{48511}{48547}I will bring the car around.
{48549}{48587}No no no, if it's not much trouble
{48590}{48672}I'd would prefer that you take my Mother to|the hotel and then come back for me.
{48758}{48797}You go that way.
{49760}{49861}Ah! Dirty little man...
{49902}{49995}Sorry, sorry excuse me I.
{50385}{50494}- Why don't you just ask for a doctor.|- Don't worry we'll find one.
{51369}{51490}If you are looking for a|Doctor, I am very good doctor.
{51559}{51607}See you in Surgery.
{51704}{51745}Ambulance.
{51747}{51816}- Yes?|- Are you are a Doctor?
{51816}{51875}Yes, I am a very good doctor.
{51892}{51984}- Oh would you mind coming with us, please?|- Oh, It would be a delight.
{52475}{52538}You are looking as beautiful as ever.
{52541}{52595}And you still look as elegant and handsome.
{52696}{52823}We haven't been in this place|here together, how long?
{52826}{52862}Ten years?
{52884}{52908}At least.
{52969}{53087}You emm wanted to see me. Why?
{53094}{53150}I felt I should lend my support.
{53160}{53208}That's very considerate of you.
{53214}{53318}I beleive one of the ransom conditions|is that you abdicate your throne.
{53329}{53357}Yes.
{53378}{53419}Will you do that?
{53450}{53577}It's possible. As long as my|successor is not an Army man.
{53636}{53695}Well, I'm here if you need me.
{53778}{53815}I wont forget that.
{54012}{54092}Obviously he doesn't have|much faith in the military.
{54108}{54177}Its just his way of saying that|he knows we're sleeping together.
{54196}{54279}- Do you think that is all that he knows?|- Hmmm.
{54290}{54370}Or by now, you would be soup for my supper.
{54489}{54601}- Yes?|- It's the doctor.
{54646}{54723}Finally. Come in, Doctor.
{54746}{54798}- Good evening.|- Good evening.
{54850}{54915}Why errr, What seems to be the problem?
{54946}{55026}You have received the|blemish in your arm, eh?
{55029}{55100}Yes I believe it may require some stitches.
{55103}{55160}- What do you think?|- Ohh!
{55188}{55334}Oh yes, I think you need something|to keep you from fainting, yes.
{55339}{55405}You must take deep breaths, like this.
{55469}{55589}See? Then you don't faint,|but deep, very, very deep.
{55764}{55843}- What happened?|- You hyper-ventilated.
{55845}{55890}I did, where?
{55913}{55994}- You fainted.|- Oh, yes I know that.
{56035}{56123}Well, are you going to|stitch up my arm or not?
{56127}{56225}Of course, of course I am|going to stitch up your...
{56255}{56368}Up your. But first I must check...
{56375}{56489}if you are physically fit.
{56509}{56593}Fit as a fiddle. Very good.
{56790}{56826}And now...
{56864}{56939}And now, I must check your reflex.
{57028}{57075}Reflexes of a fiddle.
{57104}{57188}Very good. Now...
{57703}{57783}I have a spare in here somewhere.
{57887}{57972}This is very good. You know what is this?|Very good.
{57982}{58037}My dentist uses this.
{58038}{58149}He pulls my wil.. wisdom tooth.
{58151}{58214}And I didn't even feel it.
{58228}{58311}- Novocain.|- No. No, no.
{58322}{58421}This, his name is Fishburne.
{58465}{58545}Dr. Marvin Fishburne yes.
{58562}{58678}I highly recommend him,|if you are in need of.
{58831}{58955}I seem to have stabbed myself in the cheek.
{58992}{59087}Now, before I can stitch up your arm...
{59117}{59176}I must inject it.
{59196}{59235}Hold still.
{59242}{59305}Hole hold still.
{59448}{59480}Very good.
{59594}{59618}Good.
{59816}{59907}Now, it's getting very late.
{59916}{59970}And I think oh...
{59986}{60095}I get back in... the the|Hospital and surgery.
{60098}{60137}I am very surgery.
{60175}{60214}Bye-bye.
{60333}{60471}On second thought, I am in|no condition to operate.
{60483}{60609}Its better If I stay here ha, with you.
{60626}{60719}If you need me, I am here, with you.
{60733}{60839}I'm here, now just relax...
{60902}{60980}We've run into a slight complication...
{60984}{61069}It makes it impractical for|us to stay here any longer.
{61087}{61188}Yeah, yeah. If all goes well, We should|be in Darfur by tomorrow afternoon.
{61691}{61772}"But, sof... soft."
{61775}{61899}"What light through|yonder window breaks?"...
{61902}{62053}"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"
{62147}{62185}Romeo?
{62197}{62256}Er, no.. Hic.. Jacques.
{62263}{62298}You know what they say?
{62300}{62353}No - Yes.
{62356}{62406}"A rose by any name"...
{62409}{62481}"Would smell as sweet."
{62561}{62603}What are you doing here sweetie?
{62605}{62670}I came to rescue... hic... you you.
{62674}{62738}- Hold your breath.|- My breath?
{62851}{62930}- Longer. - I can't.|- Ohhh...
{62931}{62988}Try again, look.
{63276}{63320}It's no use.
{63350}{63440}Well there is one other way dear.
{63445}{63555}But its a little extreme|but it always works.
{63806}{63864}- Hello?|- Did I wake you?
{63891}{63915}No.
{63937}{64043}- Are you alone?|- No, I am in bed with a beautiful woman.
{64045}{64120}Do tease, even in fun.
{64131}{64285}I just spoke to our friend in France. Something's|come up, and he plans to visit uncle Idris.
{64285}{64370}- So soon?|- Evidently, he had no alternative.
{64372}{64449}Rumor has it that the King is returning|to the city tomorrow.
{64451}{64475}Good.
{64495}{64591}This place is getting a little to|close to Uncle Idris for comfort.
{64600}{64691}- Will I see you tomorrow?|- Of course good night.
{64784}{64831}No more hiccups.
{64834}{64910}Amazing. But how did you discover It?
{64920}{65022}I was engaged to a football player|when I was in college in the States.
{65023}{65089}And he always had the hiccups.
{65091}{65180}Who could blame him.|How about you?
{65199}{65270}I've never had hiccups.|Oh never?
{65291}{65356}But if I ever do, I hope you're|somewhere in the neighborhood.
{65359}{65463}I'll consider it an honor|and a privilege to be of assistance.
{65531}{65661}- How long have you been a policeman, Officer Gambrelli?|- Oh. Three years next May.
{65667}{65727}How long have you been|Princess, Your Highness?
{65731}{65818}- All my life.|- That's a long time to be anything.
{65824}{65854}Yes.
{65891}{66012}- Do you like being a cop?|- Yes sometimes. How is it being a princess?
{66028}{66101}- It's not much fun.|- Oh, the fun is important.
{66101}{66133}Yes.
{66160}{66213}What else is important to you?
{66217}{66273}Oh, errmm singing.
{66276}{66308}Yes... Oh...
{66537}{66591}That's terrible.
{66593}{66639}Yes, and poetry.
{66648}{66770}Parents of golden dreams, romance oh|speechless Queen of childish joy.
{66773}{66835}Who lives alone in airy dance.
{66838}{66904}- That's Byron.|- Yes.
{66906}{66991}Yes and err and the rain.
{66998}{67104}And sleeping. And my mother.
{67107}{67210}- Do you like your mother?|- Yes, very much, yes. And women.
{67229}{67261}All kinds of women?
{67263}{67409}All kinds. Especially|dark women with blue eyes...
{67424}{67566}and full red lips, who smell|like night-blooming jasmine
{67574}{67673}and taste like warm mango.
{67684}{67737}Warm mango?
{67745}{67787}And honey.
{67794}{67881}- Oh my God.|- Mine too hic...
{68184}{68233}Playing Doctor?
{68268}{68410}We're going on a little trip. And I think you'll be much|more comfortable if you sleep throughout the journey.
{68414}{68468}Touch her and you'll answer to me.
{69092}{69185}- There'll be nothing left of him when that goes off.|- He's coming out of it.
{69220}{69249}Lets go.
{69837}{69903}You're driving too fast.
{70426}{70511}- Ahh shit.|- Jacques, I was so worried.
{70564}{70630}The Princess. They have taken the Princess!
{70632}{70700}- Please, Jacques.|- I have to stop them.
{70754}{70887}- You see your not supposed to get up.|- I must tell the Commissioner about Uncle Idris.
{70890}{70991}I will tell the Commissioner about|Uncle Idris? Who is the uncle Idris?
{71013}{71050}I don't know.
{71061}{71154}I remember he is someone, that|they were going to Darfur...
{71156}{71204}to visit Uncle Idris.
{71227}{71296}- Just keep quiet.|- Uncle Idris.
{71801}{71875}- Well?|- They said he was in Room 408.
{71879}{71909}I'll check.
{72095}{72144}How is he?
{72161}{72234}It was all I could do to keep|Jacques from getting out of bed...
{72236}{72325}come down here to tell you about|some one named Uncle Idris.
{72325}{72346}Idris.
{72349}{72424}He said he over heard some one|say they were going to Darfur.
{72426}{72531}Darfur? That's in a small military|republic known as Lugash.
{72570}{72630}- Charles.|- Yes, Maria.
{72660}{72708}I'm worried about Jacques.
{72710}{72831}There, there, if he's anything like his|father, he'll be alright, he'll manage.
{72834}{72914}But that's the trouble, he's|too much like his father.
{72927}{73034}That's why I disappeared, came here and|encourage him in music or poetry
{73036}{73124}but in spite of everything he|was determined to be a policeman.
{73163}{73216}And to protect you, Charles?
{73275}{73406}- Soon I must tell him who his father was.|- His father, yes, was an idiot.
{73410}{73461}I mean.|Yes, but I can't tell him that.
{73461}{73496}No of course you can't.
{73545}{73617}Clouseau has always been his hero.
{73626}{73719}Can you imagine if you longed|to be a great fisherman...
{73723}{73813}and you suddenly discover that|your father was Captain Ahab.
{73844}{73908}Come sit here. Tell me...
{73922}{74050}- You and Clouseau...|- I was very young.
{74056}{74159}I know but I still don't understand.|You, such a beautiful woman.
{74212}{74350}We were caught in a snowstorm, I knew we|would freeze to death unless we kept moving.
{74355}{74463}He said that the Alaskan Indians|keep from freezing to death by making love.
{74466}{74544}I was young, I wanted to live.
{74549}{74619}I hope you are not offended?
{74633}{74749}No. It's just too bad you didn't|have a stationary bicycle
{74751}{74806}or a rowing machine or something.
{74811}{74915}- The I would not have had Jacques.|- Exactly, no no.
{74917}{74968}Of course that would have been a pity.
{74981}{75151}Tell me, don't you think it's best if|if you told him about his father now?
{75158}{75254}Rather than have him find|out for himself later on.
{75314}{75386}Yes, I suppose you're right.
{75872}{75949}Oh, Chief, you look a bit frazzled.
{75960}{76081}Why not, Officer Gambrelli|just pushed me out of the window.
{76110}{76204}Fortunately I held onto the telephone.
{76242}{76288}And to make matters worse.
{76307}{76431}Officer Gambrelli wont tell me anything|until he's cleared it with you.
{76458}{76532}Now you may be in charge of|this case Commissioner...
{76536}{76596}But I am chief of police here.
{76611}{76706}And as long as Officer|Gambrelli is on my force...
{76715}{76880}I expect him to report his condition when asked|without your official permission or blessing!
{76883}{77061}And I always knew you were|a pompous piss ant pip pip pip pip peeep...
{77130}{77161}Commissioner.
{77570}{77675}- Clouseau, my father.|- Yes.
{77698}{77753}But why didn't you tell me?
{77770}{77906}For the same reason I did not tell him. I thought|you would both be better off not knowing.
{77911}{77978}Your father and I weren't in love.
{77989}{78080}We had a brief encounter in a blizzard.
{78091}{78188}Why did you pretend my father was a|Italian French horn player.
{78191}{78274}Well, for one thing it explained|your interest in music.
{78277}{78339}Actually, Clouseau played the violin.
{78342}{78473}Not well, but passionately.|He made love the way he played violin.
{78477}{78595}- Why do you tell me now?|- Because in many ways you are like your father.
{78611}{78724}Foolhardy, accident prone,|pigheaded, courageous...
{78727}{78763}Accident prone.
{78783}{78891}I think it's important that you know about the|things that he depended on to kept him alive.
{78894}{79012}Also things things that he neglected to pay|attention too that ultimately killed him.
{79029}{79197}If I must die, I will encounter darkness|as a bride and her guilt in my arms.
{79206}{79256}- Shakespeare.|- Yes.
{79313}{79394}Excuse me, but err I felt sure|you would want to be told.
{79397}{79491}Chief Lazar and the Commissioner|have been taken to intensive care.
{79711}{79767}- Have you told him?|- Yes.
{79772}{79856}- Gendarme 2nd class Gambrelli.|- Yes?
{79859}{79919}It looks like you are in charge now.
{79926}{79959}Oh yes - No.
{79964}{80078}Time is running out for the princess.|And apart from myself and Francois...
{80082}{80181}Obviously Gambrelli is the only one who|can identify the kidnappers.
{80184}{80254}But Charles he has|so little experience.
{80257}{80327}His father was a patrolman|and became the...
{80328}{80410}greatest detective in France|without any experience.
{80413}{80526}Plus if you're a Clouseau, you|can succeed without it.
{80529}{80619}- I presume you will now change your name?|- Why?
{80626}{80737}- You are a Clouseau now.|- Yes but I'm also a Gambrelli it's a good name.
{80740}{80802}Gambrelli.
{80804}{80862}You can sing it. Do you|want me to change it?
{80865}{80947}Might be nice, your|father saved my life.
{80953}{81011}Clouseau.
{81011}{81054}Not bad okay...
{81059}{81175}Francois see to it, that Gendarme|2nd Class Jacques Gambrelli is promoted...
{81176}{81257}To Detective 1st Class Jacques|Clouseau, Junior.
{81262}{81361}As quickly as you can, get him|new papers and a passport.
{81367}{81485}Don't worry Maria, when the kidnappers|hear that a Clouseau is on their trail...
{81491}{81562}they'll probably surrender without a fight.
{81578}{81610}Shut up.
{81643}{81668}Salute.
{82144}{82233}- Dr. Balls?|- Who wants to know?
{82254}{82393}Detective Jacques Clouseau,|2nd err 1st Class, Junior.
{82420}{82480}I spoke with you on the phone earlier...
{82580}{82669}- Good evening.|- I am Madame balls.
{82771}{82887}- You do not like him.|- I wouldn't know, I've never met your husband.
{82890}{82985}- Who said anything about my husband?|- You did you said that I don't look like him.
{82986}{83110}- I meant your father.|- Well, why didn't you say so, I never met him either.
{83143}{83205}He is a real Clouseau.
{83224}{83312}- Detective Clouseau.|- 1st class, Junior.
{83314}{83452}Naturally, Dr. Auguste Balls|of Nice, at your service.
{83508}{83627}You must forgive me for having Madame|Balls establish your authenticity.
{83630}{83775}So many crooks and charlatans these days|would use my talents for I'll gotten gains.
{83777}{83822}You can't be too careful, now.
{83840}{83888}- Am I forgiven.|- Yes.
{83898}{84050}Happy joy to see the son of my oldest,|dearest and deadest friend.
{84070}{84143}And as I always used to say to him,|Always remember...
{84155}{84309}If you need a disguise when duty calls,|look no further because you've got balls.
{84337}{84375}Did you make that up?
{84378}{84465}No, my genius lies in the|art of transfiguration.
{84467}{84553}My wife is the Emily Bronte|of the Balls family.
{84598}{84705}Congratulations. I am a|bit of a poet myself.
{84710}{84828}You and Marta must get together some time|and err whip up some sonnets.
{84842}{84947}She also makes the most delicious borscht.
{84950}{85042}Now specifically, how I can help the...
{85048}{85176}son of my nearest, dearest|and deadest customer?
{85179}{85271}I must get into Lugash,|without being recognized.
{85275}{85305}Say no more.
{85491}{85519}Marta.
{85613}{85662}Hello...
{85689}{85865}Martha, bring me the plans of the|inconspicuous Bedouin beggar, number 2.
{86884}{86923}Wait here.
{88645}{88714}Is that why you asked me|to meet you in the park?
{88743}{88825}So you could attack me like|you used to attacked my father.
{88828}{88935}Yes, I can honestly say that your|father would have been dead many times.
{88941}{89045}If it weren't for my surprise attacks keeping|him on his toes, alert to every danger.
{89064}{89207}So I'm available in case you are considering hiring me|in the same capacity that I once served your father.
{89262}{89302}Have a fortune cookie.
{89471}{89505}What does it say?
{89528}{89646}You will hire an Oriental|family friend. Amazing.
{89650}{89705}Is plane to Lugash is on schedule.
{89707}{89824}He will be meet at the air port, and taken to the|hotel where he will be contacted by one our Agents.
{89827}{89909}We interrupt this broadcast to bring|you an important news flash.
{89912}{90046}A breaking story out of Nice reveals|that Clouseau may have had a son.
{90049}{90185}An anonymous phone caller has stated that|Gendarme 2nd Class Jacques Gambrelli...
{90189}{90322}Was in fact 1st Class Detective Jacques|Clouseau of the Nice Police Force.
{90337}{90406}Charles, have you seen the|morning paper?
{90464}{90579}[MAN TALKING ARABIC OVER PA]
{90602}{90720}[WOMAN TALKING FRENCH OVER PA]
{90752}{90860}[WOMAN TALKING OVER PA] The white door for immediate|loading and unloading of passengers only, don't park.
{90876}{90983}He's being met by a French Agent, posing|as a Limo Driver.
{91114}{91209}- Mr. Gambrelli?|- We, oh me too.
{91236}{91288}- Mr. Gambrelli.|- Yes.
{91291}{91386}I have to take you to your hotel room.|There is no need to register.
{91387}{91523}Just go straight up to the room and wait|for a call from Mr. Wasim.
{91532}{91597}- Who?|- Mr. Wasim.
{91612}{91652}This way please.
{91705}{91772}The son of France's greatest detective.
{91798}{91884}Undoubtedly a talented police|officer in his own right.
{91901}{91998}From Nice arrives in Lugash.
{92016}{92067}It can mean only one thing.
{92074}{92164}- Will this will change our plans.|- I don't think so.
{92193}{92337}We have always known that if we were discovered|we risked reprisal from our unstable neighbor.
{92348}{92480}It may well be that the son of France's greatest|detective can insure us against that discovery.
{92483}{92515}How he can do that?
{92517}{92617}By eliminating Uncle Idris or|or least taking credit for it.
{92623}{92774}For the time being at least make sure that|Detective Clouseau Junior is well protected.
{93163}{93271}Your Highness, please, put your legs|around my waist.
{93275}{93354}- In your dreams.|- As you wish.
{93442}{93514}- No you can't take me down there,|- Here we go.
{93537}{93585}Geronimo!
{93738}{93777}Your Highness.
{93783}{93878}Your highness if you don't stop|maybe I'm going to drop you.
{93880}{93988}Oh really? I'm your ticket to paradise.
{94352}{94460}Mr. Gambrellis room.|For you, it's Mr. Wasim.
{94461}{94488}Thank you.
{94532}{94553}Hello?
{94554}{94637}Meet me in Ohmar's|Oasis at 10 o'clock.
{94646}{94765}I'll be wearing a red carnation...|Argghh...
{95488}{95575}- Welcome to my home away from home, Your Highness.|- Who are you?
{95578}{95675}I am Atif Idris Al Sheikh Al Sabah.
{95678}{95735}You can call me Uncle Idris.
{95746}{95875}What's wrong with my disguise? Dr. Ball|said it was a totally original creation.
{96063}{96105}Mr. Gambrelli's room.
{96139}{96180}It's Commissioner Dreyfus.
{96185}{96213}Coming.
{96260}{96316}Hang on pass me the phone.
{96422}{96452}Hello?
{96460}{96483}Hello?
{96527}{96555}Hello?
{96617}{96641}Where are you?
{96711}{96735}Hello?
{96743}{96778}- Yes?|- Hello?
{96807}{96844}- What happened?|- Hello.
{96861}{96915}- Yes.|- Oh is that you Commissioner?
{96916}{97055}Yes I'm sorry to do this, but I want you to|pack your bags and catch the next plane home.
{97071}{97199}You've become a political, a political hot|potato. The French Government can't protect you.
{97207}{97318}- But what about the princess?|- Officially she's not your concern any more.
{97322}{97461}Well maybe not officially, but unofficially|she will always be my concern.
{97527}{97584}I think I'll go with you anyway.
{97594}{97676}No Cato, one hot potato is too much.
{99551}{99633}It is, is it you are...
{99638}{99735}I hate to make a bother, but would|give for me please your autograph?
{99738}{99767}What.
{99774}{99871}- I do not have the pen. Do you have the pen?|- No I do not.
{99874}{99916}Anyone have a pen?
{100032}{100109}You write to Wafiyyah.
{100111}{100226}- Yes, yes but I don't have any paper.|- Not on paper, here.
{100236}{100260}There?
{100263}{100353}Yes my girlfriend. Hurry.
{100390}{100499}Oh, quickly I must finish dance,|Omar he cut off my nipples.
{100531}{100606}Not this, Not these Gambrelli?
{100609}{100653}Yes - No, Clouseau.
{100657}{100771}No. Yes I see your picture.|Very beautiful pics.
{100787}{100851}- Could this be Omar?|- Oh Omar...
{100853}{100891}Music, Mufib.
{101538}{101630}- Where is the princess?|- Not far away from here. I can take you to her.
{101631}{101710}- But we have not much time.|- Why? What time is it now?
{101723}{101756}Quarter past three.
{102023}{102057}My nose.
{102188}{102246}Excuse me. Thank you...
{102409}{102466}They're going to kill you, follow me.
{102737}{102797}Wafiyyah that's him Clouseau.
{102980}{103019}Pervert.
{103339}{103387}This way, in the kitchen.
{103941}{104020}- Come, this way.|- Not until you tell me who you are?
{104023}{104150}- Colonel Al-Durai, Lugash special services. I'm here to help you rescue the Princess.|- Where is the Princess?
{104153}{104263}She's being held in a desert hideout about|20 kilometers north-east of Ksar el Kabir.
{104266}{104342}You didn't tell me it was going|to be like this? I'm ruined.
{104343}{104412}It's going to be like this, you|will be compensated. Where is your car?
{104414}{104478}- Over there.|- Everyone, in the car, in the car.
{104631}{104691}Cato. Cato. Here.
{104898}{104958}- Where is Gambrelli?|- Hopefully gone to rescue the princess.
{104959}{105012}- Where are we going?|- To make sure he does.
{105183}{105241}Get out and see what that sign says.
{105401}{105502}It says, Ksar el Kabir 175 kilometres.
{105507}{105628}- Is that where we're going?|- No, that's where I'm going. Bye, Cato.
{105938}{105985}Get in, Rabbi.
{106127}{106203}Remember Men, it is a|diplomatic imperative.
{106206}{106299}Clouseau gets credit for rescuing|the Princess. Good Luck.
{106317}{106420}- Gentelmen, After you.|- Me? I am not going.
{106434}{106508}- Me neither.|- In that case Sergeant, take them out and shoot them.
{106512}{106630}- I changed my mind.|- Save me a seat.
{107030}{107130}- Excuse me, do you know which way is north?|- Yes.
{109092}{109121}Get her.
{109543}{109610}Come with me. There is a way out of here.
{109615}{109737}- That fine, but she's not going with us.|- Don't be foolish, she is our ticket to escape.
{109881}{109916}Go ahead shoot me.
{109920}{110014}Oh I will, unless you can stop me.
{110097}{110145}Let's see.
{110751}{110841}Here, you need some help.
{112223}{112307}- Drop it.|- Hello, sailor.
{112312}{112347}Drop It...
{114238}{114283}That felt good.
{114324}{114397}Come with me, we'll make our escape.
{114452}{114592}When I am dead, my dearest,|Sing no sad songs for me.
{114598}{114723}Plant no roses at my|head, no shade aside the street.
{114734}{114852}Be the green grass above me with showers|and dewdrops wet.
{114856}{114977}And if thou wilt remember,|and if thous wilt forget.
{115188}{115279}That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
{115327}{115438}Yesterday morning, Princess Yasmin of|Lugash was rescued from her kidnappers...
{115439}{115537}by Detective Inspector 1st Class|Jacques Clouseau Junior,
{115540}{115591}the son of France's greatest detective.
{115596}{115745}As for, Detective 1st Class Inspector Clouseau Junior|the latest medical bulletin has him doing well.
{115749}{115842}And his doctors expect him to be back|on duty in a matter of a few weeks.
{115844}{115893}- Sooner.|- Hello!
{115946}{116072}- You're looking better.|- Darling, Charles and I have something to tell you.
{116076}{116149}- You're getting married.|- How did you know?
{116152}{116225}Haha, I know because I am a good detective.
{116236}{116294}Right, Dad?
{117135}{117190}What are you doing?
{117266}{117308}Silly boy.
{117639}{117726}- Oh dear, forgive me.|- Jacqueline? - I'm sorry I'm late Mama.
{117729}{117784}- Jacqueline!|- Jacque! Brother.
{117784}{117832}Sister...
{117843}{117914}- Mama?|- Charles your head is bleeding.
{117914}{118016}- Yes you have received a bimp.|- Bimp?
{118069}{118093}Maria.
{118109}{118220}Oh Charles, I plan to tell you.|I had twins.
{119185}{119219}Thank you.
{119569}{119670}- You must be very proud.|- Thank you... whaa?
{120184}{120217}Oh your adorable.
{121601}{121672}That felt good!