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{359}{477}{Y:b}The Pink Panther Curse Of The Pink Panther - 1983 English
{705}{773}[ DOGS BARKING ]
{869}{945}[ HISSING ]
{1146}{1209}[ SCRAPING ]
{2474}{2508}[ CHANDRA ] How much?
{2509}{2544}[ MAN ] 6 million.
{2545}{2569}But that's ridiculous.
{2570}{2593}It's worth 30.
{2593}{2665}It'll have to be split up.|We'll lose 40% of it.
{2665}{2697}Enough!
{2698}{2724}What?
{2725}{2761}I am Clouseau,
{2762}{2877}and justice will be done|in the name of the law.
{2910}{2981}[ GUNSHOT ]
{3149}{3245}[ THE PINK PANTHER THEME PLAYING ]
{3558}{3609}[ TAP TAP ]
{4785}{4845}[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
{5093}{5161}[ BEEPING ]
{7753}{7782}[ POP ]
{8741}{8765}[ BANG ]
{9093}{9141}[ CLICKING ]
{9534}{9574}[ BOOM ]
{9670}{9702}[ CLINKING ]
{10605}{10676}One year ago today,|inspector Jacques Clouseau,
{10677}{10772}the police academy's most|illustrious graduate, disappeared.
{10773}{10868}We found it appropriate to broadcast|this commemorative program
{10869}{10889}from the academy,
{10890}{10944}where a new generation|of police officers
{10945}{11004}are about to receive|their shields.
{11005}{11065}The question on every|Frenchman's mind is...
{11066}{11161}What has happened to|France's greatest detective?
{11162}{11236}"Why haven't the authorities been|able to solve the mystery?"
{11237}{11264}[ WOMAN ] Monsieur president?
{11265}{11288}Tell the police commissioner
{11289}{11338}I want to see him.
{11338}{11377}Oui, monsieur president.
{11433}{11513}The president himself|gave the order!
{11514}{11576}And at 3:00 this morning|the commissioner woke me up
{11577}{11668}to say he was putting me|in charge. Me! Ha ha ha!
{11669}{11757}And I've got one month to make|operation paragon a success.
{11757}{11818}Otherwise, I'll be back|on the vice squad
{11818}{11900}staking out pissoirs for|what is left of my career.
{11901}{11936}Operation paragon?
{11937}{11980}Yes. The president's idea.
{11981}{12044}If France's greatest|detective is missing,
{12045}{12113}then get the world's greatest|detective to find him.
{12114}{12177}And how do you find the|world's greatest detective?
{12178}{12220}By computer. [ CHUCKLES ]
{12221}{12268}The commissioner's idea.
{12269}{12305}Interpol has computer files
{12306}{12360}on every law enforcement|agency in the world.
{12361}{12436}And I am supposed|to program the computer
{12437}{12485}to select Clouseau's clone.
{12486}{12525}But Clouseau...
{12526}{12576}You and I know he was an idiot,
{12577}{12669}but the rest of the world sees him|as a fearless deductive genius...
{12670}{12708}Another Sherlock Holmes...
{12709}{12761}And that's the type of man|we are now looking for.
{12761}{12793}Then you have a problem.
{12793}{12868}Yes, because a man like this|might find Clouseau.
{12869}{12908}A horrible thought.
{12909}{12964}What's the alternative?
{12965}{13016}I don't know.
{13017}{13064}[ CHUCKLES ]
{13065}{13097}I'm damned if I do...
{13098}{13170}And I'm damned if I don't.
{13213}{13258}[ COMPUTERS WHIRRING ]
{13509}{13588}A series 600 Huxley computer.
{13589}{13660}You can program it by|voice command, you know.
{13661}{13705}Wait. Observe this.
{13705}{13729}Activate.
{13730}{13778}[ BEEPING AND CLICKING ]
{13778}{13812}Aldous.
{13813}{13868}Ready, Dave.
{13869}{13936}Aldous can even recognise|people's voices.
{13937}{13989}Amazing. Elementary.
{13990}{14037}Chief inspector Dreyfus, suréte,
{14037}{14088}vital statistics, please.
{14089}{14132}Coming up, Dave.
{14133}{14189}[ HUMMING ]
{14189}{14233}What's the delay?
{14234}{14272}Lots of material.
{14273}{14349}Just give an|abbreviated version then.
{14349}{14416}All right.|Charles Larousse Dreyfus.
{14417}{14529}Born Marseilles April 1, 19...
{14530}{14572}Skip that. Skip that.
{14573}{14648}What is the subject's|present occupation?
{14649}{14708}Subject's present occupation...
{14709}{14793}Chief inspector,|criminal division... suréte.
{14794}{14844}How's his health?
{14845}{14908}Last complete|physical examination...
{14909}{14972}January 7th, this year.
{14973}{15025}Chronic hypertension.
{15026}{15120}May, 1978, suffered|nervous breakdown
{15121}{15178}and was committed|to the state mental...
{15178}{15212}Skip that bit. Sorry.
{15213}{15245}Do you want to ask him anything?
{15245}{15306}Uh... yes. Ahem.
{15306}{15356}What are the odds
{15357}{15429}that the greatest|detective in the world
{15430}{15497}will find Clouseau?
{15498}{15561}Even money. Take your pick.
{15562}{15673}Well, aren't you being|slightly optimistic?
{15674}{15716}Not at all.
{15717}{15800}Why? Are you afraid|he'll drive you crazy again?
{15801}{15844}Cool it, Aldous.
{15845}{15913}Just responding with|an obvious observation.
{15914}{16012}I hope I didn't offend you,|inspector Dreyfus.
{16013}{16049}Not at all.
{16050}{16149}By the way, it's chief|inspector Dreyfus.
{16150}{16200}Shame on you, Aldous.
{16201}{16278}Nobody's perfect.|Have a happy day.
{16278}{16340}[ KNOCKING ] Yes?
{16341}{16413}Prisoner Steiger has arrived.
{16413}{16449}Show him in.
{16449}{16497}Come in.
{16590}{16629}Wait outside.
{16665}{16697}Sit down.
{16821}{16945}Maurice Steiger...|15 years for bank robbery.
{16946}{16977}Hmm.
{16977}{17017}Uh, how much was it?
{17017}{17069}About 150 million.
{17070}{17129}Give or take a few francs.
{17162}{17229}And it's never been recovered.
{17269}{17329}It must be hell|sitting in prison,
{17330}{17380}dreaming about what you could do
{17381}{17428}with all that money, hmm?
{17429}{17472}It's not so bad.
{17473}{17516}I'm a model prisoner.
{17517}{17564}I come up for parole|in six months.
{17565}{17616}Yes, but there's always a chance
{17617}{17672}the parole board|will turn you down.
{17673}{17736}Ah, I see.
{17737}{17777}I tell you where the money is,
{17778}{17848}and you put in a good word|with the parole board.
{17849}{17884}No.
{17885}{17920}Listen...
{17921}{18020}It took a computer|genius to embezzle
{18021}{18116}150 million francs|from the bank of France...
{18117}{18177}And, I... ahem... have a problem
{18177}{18252}that requires a computer genius.
{18253}{18304}You help me solve that problem,
{18305}{18356}and in 6 months time|you'll be a free man,
{18357}{18444}living out 150 million dreams.|Ha ha ha!
{18445}{18501}Give or take a few dreams.
{18502}{18540}What's your problem?
{18541}{18633}Can you rig a computer
{18633}{18704}so that no matter what|I program into it
{18705}{18800}it will select|the exact opposite?
{18801}{18844}Black is white? Day is night?
{18845}{18888}Exactly.
{18889}{18937}What sort of computer?
{19009}{19060}A Huxley 600.
{19061}{19112}There is only one of|those in this country.
{19113}{19185}How are you going to|get me into interpol?
{19186}{19232}Hmm, I can't.
{19233}{19296}Then how do you|expect me to rig it?
{19297}{19380}I don't. I expect you|to tell me how to rig it.
{19381}{19433}[ SIRENS ]
{19677}{19704}The president has just arrived
{19705}{19781}and is being greeted by|sergeant Duvall of the suréte,
{19782}{19833}and secretary general Dulong|of interpol.
{19833}{19880}And now we switch|to Michelle Chauvin
{19881}{19944}who is about to interview|the star of these proceedings.
{19945}{19977}Good morning, Michelle.
{19978}{20037}This is chief inspector Dreyfuss|of the suréte.
{20038}{20094}You're the one who's|gonna program Aldous
{20094}{20156}to select Clouseau's successor?
{20157}{20180}Yes, uh...
{20181}{20216}Oh, no,
{20217}{20288}he's not gonna be|Clouseau's successor.
{20289}{20328}Why not a she?
{20329}{20360}What?
{20361}{20408}Well, couldn't it|just as easily be a woman,
{20409}{20489}or are you purposefully|programming it to be a man?
{20490}{20548}Oh, no, no, no.
{20549}{20597}We are just trying|to find the best,
{20598}{20625}the most qualified...
{20625}{20661}The most like Clouseau.
{20662}{20721}[ CHUCKLES ] Yes.
{20721}{20745}Yes.
{20745}{20784}To paraphrase an old saying,
{20785}{20860}send a great detective|to find a great detective.
{20861}{20900}Exactly, but, uh,
{20901}{20976}he or she will not be|Clouseau's successor.
{20977}{21056}I mean, they won't be|going to work for the suréte,
{21057}{21080}I hope.
{21081}{21125}[ CLAPPING ] Excuse me.
{21125}{21185}The president has just arrived.
{21185}{21237}In a few moments,|Aldous the computer,
{21237}{21272}will select from the files
{21273}{21330}of all the law enforcement|agencies in the world
{21330}{21404}the one man or woman
{21405}{21452}most qualified to solve|the disappearance
{21453}{21496}of France's greatest detective.
{21497}{21533}And screw up my entire life.
{21534}{21573}Just over a year ago,
{21574}{21608}while investigating|yet another theft
{21609}{21672}of the famous diamond,|the pink panther,
{21673}{21748}Inspector Clouseau seemed to|vanish from the face of the earth,
{21749}{21836}leaving behind one of France's|greatest unsolved mysteries.
{21837}{21888}Not to mention the 4,000|francs he owes me.
{21889}{21960}And now, working on a theory that|the best person to find Clouseau
{21961}{22032}is someone almost|exactly like Clouseau,
{22033}{22121}chief inspector Dreyfus will|program Aldous the computer
{22121}{22181}with a character profile|of inspector Clouseau.
{22182}{22256}That's going to put a hell of|a strain on poor old Aldous.
{22257}{22301}Obviously, Mr. president,
{22302}{22352}so as not to limit our choice,
{22353}{22445}I will omit sex, height, weight,
{22446}{22521}race, and nationality.
{22569}{22617}Ready, Aldous?
{22618}{22657}Ready, Charles.
{22701}{22782}Age... 61.
{22849}{22881}Senior officer.
{22941}{22986}I.Q
{23037}{23060}[ CHUCKLES, COUGHS ]
{23061}{23121}Ahem. Genius.
{23209}{23250}Specialities...
{23250}{23373}Judo, Kung Fu,|Okinawan weaponry,
{23373}{23466}karate expert...
{23466}{23520}[ SNICKERING ]
{23521}{23565}Black belt.
{23646}{23776}Expert ma... Ma...
{23777}{23837}Marksman.
{23838}{23908}Fearless.
{23909}{23970}Courageous.
{23994}{24053}A born leader.
{24089}{24125}[ SMOTHERED LAUGHTER ]
{24125}{24153}Sir.
{24154}{24196}Is that it, chief?
{24197}{24241}Mm-hmm.
{24241}{24268}Select.
{24269}{24321}Coming right up.
{24322}{24477}[ HUMMING ]
{24509}{24569}What is he humming?
{24569}{24642}It sounds like moon river...
{24642}{24678}Backwards.
{24738}{24797}Chief inspector Dreyfus|is obviously nervous.
{24798}{24848}The president|and the commissioner
{24849}{24909}are waiting tensely as|the moment draws near.
{24910}{24953}Aldous: Ladies and gentlemen,
{24954}{25013}after thoroughly|searching the records
{25013}{25144}of 13,623,055 candidates,
{25145}{25229}I have come up with your man.
{25229}{25253}It's a man.
{25253}{25292}From the 11th precinct
{25293}{25362}of the New York City|police department,
{25362}{25397}I give you...
{25398}{25456}A little drum roll, please...
{25457}{25524}[ DRUM ROLL ]
{25525}{25641}Officer Clifton sleigh.
{25682}{25732}[ FALSETTO ] Got a light, big boy?
{25733}{25856}Cliff, broads don't call|guys "big boy" anymore.
{25857}{25941}[ NORMAL VOICE ]|Oh. Right, Charlie.
{25969}{25997}[ CLINK ]
{25998}{26041}I thought you didn't smoke.
{26042}{26096}I think it kinda|goes with the look.
{26097}{26141}Thanks.
{26189}{26233}[ COUGHING ]
{26233}{26285}[ COUGHING OVER RADIO ]
{26306}{26373}Jesus, I don't believe it.
{26374}{26404}He's gonna blow their cover.
{26405}{26425}[ COUGH ]
{26425}{26481}That's a nasty cough|you got there, lady.
{26514}{26556}You shouldn't ought a be smoking.
{26557}{26589}I lost a contact lens.
{26590}{26616}What?
{26617}{26650}I lost a lens.
{26650}{26721}I'll look for it later.|Can't you just do with one?
{26722}{26781}I can't see without it|and it cost me 85 bucks.
{26782}{26833}I'll lend you the money,|for god sakes.
{26833}{26865}Oh, my... I found it.
{26865}{26921}Come on, let's go.
{27181}{27220}Well...
{27221}{27261}[ COUGHS ]
{27262}{27329}[ FALSETTO ] See you later.
{27474}{27537}[ COUGHING ]
{27594}{27648}He's gonna blow it.
{27649}{27692}[ CHARLIE ] He's gonna blow it.
{27693}{27721}Stay with him.
{27722}{27764}Don't forget|the guys we're after
{27765}{27820}put a little old lady|in a hospital.
{27821}{27884}I can't believe the lieutenant|would let a screw-up like sleigh
{27885}{27913}work this kind of stakeout.
{27914}{27969}The lieutenant's been under|a lot of pressure lately.
{27970}{28017}Yeah? What kind of pressure?
{28017}{28053}Sleigh.
{28054}{28104}He's been driving|the lieutenant bananas.
{28105}{28137}Maybe he hopes sleigh
{28138}{28193}will end up|like the little old lady.
{28193}{28228}Ah, come on.
{28229}{28257}To tell you the truth,
{28257}{28321}that thought has passed|through my mind.
{28390}{28470}[ MAN ] Stop! Stop!|Back up! Back up! Back up!
{28562}{28653}Stop! Stop! Go forward.|Go forward.
{28677}{28706}Now, stop!
{28778}{28809}Hi there, beautiful.
{28810}{28865}Pardon me. I...
{28893}{28948}I feel that I know you.
{28949}{28996}Are you by any chance
{28997}{29097}Sheila Swanhill from|Petoskey, Michigan?
{29098}{29132}[ JINGLING ]
{29133}{29189}Well, if not, um...
{29190}{29261}Are you her sister
{29262}{29348}or in any way related|to the Swanhill family?
{29349}{29448}Obviously not. You would|have recognised me by now.
{29449}{29554}Allow me to introduce myself.|Holly Hamill Carr III.
{29593}{29641}I'm in cement.
{29642}{29688}Did you know that Petoskey
{29689}{29780}is the cement capital|of the world?
{29781}{29849}Huh. Some drunk's|trying to pick him up.
{29850}{29973}She had a cousin named...
{30005}{30073}Huh. Lindtrude.
{30073}{30152}[ FALSETTO ] My name's Doreena.
{30153}{30260}Doreena!
{30261}{30332}You have a lovely voice.
{30333}{30401}You do
{30402}{30456}something to me
{30457}{30524}something that
{30525}{30596}simply mystifies me
{30597}{30648}tell me
{30649}{30697}why should it be
{30697}{30777}you have the power|to hypnotise me
{30778}{30825}[ DOGS BARKING ]
{30826}{30868}It's getting out of hand.
{30869}{30904}Hey!
{30905}{30964}[ SINGING ]
{30965}{31032}I want you off my street!
{31033}{31080}Sleigh: What are you|doing to me?
{31081}{31128}[ CHARLIE ] A real hooker's|just joined the party.
{31129}{31180}[ SHOUTING ]
{31181}{31248}[ TIRES SCREECH ]
{31249}{31301}[ SHOUTING ]
{31462}{31509}[ CHARLIE ] I'm going in.
{31545}{31633}[ SCREAMING AND SHOUTING ]
{31729}{31781}[ SIREN ]
{31981}{32037}Not only did you|screw up the stakeout,
{32037}{32096}but another little|old lady was mugged.
{32097}{32137}To make matters worse,
{32138}{32192}we're the laughingstock|of the whole 28th precinct,
{32193}{32256}and by the time those crumbs get|through spreading it around town,
{32257}{32297}we'll be the laughingstock
{32297}{32348}of the whole goddamn|New York City police force.
{32349}{32380}With all due respect...
{32381}{32412}What respect?
{32413}{32452}What do you know about respect?
{32453}{32496}You sure as hell|don't respect me.
{32497}{32540}Oh, yes, I do.
{32541}{32576}I got an ulcer,|I'm losing my hair,
{32577}{32641}and you're driving me|straight to the funny farm!
{32641}{32688}You call that respect?!
{32689}{32740}What happened tonight was|not entirely my fault.
{32741}{32792}3 years on the police force,
{32793}{32873}you don't know how to|handle a common drunk?!
{32873}{32925}You had to be there.
{32926}{32977}Sleigh...
{33033}{33088}If it wasn't for the fact
{33089}{33188}that you're a third-|generation police officer
{33189}{33264}and that your father|was not only my captain
{33265}{33308}but my daughter's godfather
{33309}{33388}and a close personal|friend of nearly 20 years,
{33389}{33472}I'd have you back doing guard|duty at the public library!
{33473}{33560}I request no special attention|because of my family.
{33561}{33620}Don't tell me what you request!
{33621}{33673}I owe your old man!
{33674}{33753}Your grandfather talked me|into being a cop!
{33754}{33820}He used to walk the|toughest beat in Boston
{33821}{33860}carrying only|a rolled-up newspaper!
{33861}{33893}He still carries it.
{33893}{33941}Sleigh...
{33942}{34049}Until this came,|I was a desperate man
{34050}{34105}faced with 2 choices...
{34105}{34160}Retirement or murdering you.
{34161}{34221}Gee, I don't know what to say.
{34222}{34281}Fortunately, you don't|have to say anything.
{34281}{34349}The police commissioner|said it for both of us.
{34350}{34420}Congratulations, sleigh.
{34421}{34505}You're assigned to|special duty with suréte.
{34593}{34657}Suréte? Me?
{34693}{34749}Paris, France?
{34801}{34873}There must be some mistake.
{34874}{34956}Oh, undoubtedly.
{34957}{35000}I trust you'll bring this error
{35001}{35096}to the commissioner's attention.
{35097}{35157}[ CHUCKLES ] I considered it.
{35158}{35253}But then I remembered the immortal|words of Theodore Doppler,
{35253}{35309}the Cousbay strangler|whose death sentence
{35310}{35369}was commuted 2 minutes before|they pulled the switch.
{35369}{35466}Never look a gift horse|in the mouth.
{35466}{35516}[ CHUCKLING ]
{35517}{35565}Bon voyage, sleigh.
{35589}{35657}Bon voyage.
{35721}{35770}My bag.
{35889}{35922}Unh.
{35977}{36029}[ Growls ]
{36325}{36426}Hey, business is booming since|Clouseau disappeared, huh?
{36426}{36497}Yeah. My books show an increase|of 18% since February.
{36498}{36548}Gambling accounted|for half a billion.
{36549}{36581}Nearly double last year.
{36581}{36624}You think that's good?
{36625}{36689}Wait'll you hear the rundown|on drugs and prostitution.
{36690}{36717}Hold it a second.
{36718}{36764}Don't take a genius to know
{36765}{36802}when Clouseau isn't around,|business flourishes.
{36802}{36865}Still hard to believe.|You ever meet the guy?
{36866}{36932}Yeah, I met him once.|Acted like a real idiot.
{36933}{36964}Facts are facts.
{36965}{37036}If this American detective is|as good as they say he is,
{37037}{37097}we're gonna have Clouseau|right back in our laps.
{37097}{37168}Maybe Clouseau|isn't just missing.
{37169}{37210}Yeah. Maybe he's dead.
{37210}{37268}Can't take that chance.
{37269}{37316}So what do we do?
{37317}{37361}Get rid of the American.
{37362}{37412}I'll call calucci in Chicago.
{37413}{37446}Have him put out a contract.
{37570}{37676}[ P.A.] Transworld|airlines flight 24
{37677}{37737}for Chicago and Dayton,
{37738}{37832}will depart from gate 39.
{37833}{37942}Passengers may proceed|to the gate area for check in.
{37974}{38041}[ WIND HOWLING ]
{38337}{38501}Transworld airlines flight|24 for Chicago and Dayton,
{38501}{38596}will depart from gate 39.
{38597}{38709}Passengers may proceed|to gate area for check in.
{39345}{39417}Excuse me, please,|but where do I check in?
{39418}{39484}Sleigh: Check in?
{39485}{39509}Right over there.
{39509}{39545}[ Wind howling ]
{39569}{39616}[ SCREAMING ]
{39617}{39644}[ THUD ]
{39645}{39673}[ WOMAN SCREAMING ] Ahh!
{40002}{40032}How did it happen?
{40033}{40064}We don't know.
{40065}{40104}He fell from a balcony.
{40105}{40152}Never got a shot at him.
{40153}{40209}When does this|sergeant sleigh land?
{40209}{40289}Eleven-twenty,|tomorrow morning, TWA.
{40290}{40337}You want us to hit him|at the airport?
{40337}{40364}Right.
{40365}{40417}Great. This time, no slip-ups.
{40485}{40533}[ HONK HONK ]
{40806}{40869}[ WHIRRING ]
{41142}{41201}[ WHIRRING ]
{41253}{41284}It's very nice to see you.
{41285}{41358}We've been waiting|for you. This way.
{41857}{41901}Out through here?
{42041}{42081}Aah!
{42154}{42197}Oof!
{42198}{42233}[ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ]
{42269}{42309}Aah!
{42345}{42393}Yes, commissioner.
{42394}{42457}Quite remarkable. [ CHUCKLING ]
{42457}{42532}It seems the computer|certainly picked
{42533}{42593}the right man for the job.
{42637}{42676}Yes, sir.
{42677}{42729}Thank you, sir.
{42821}{42881}[ BUZZ ]
{42882}{42909}Yes?
{42910}{42960}Detective sleigh has arrived.
{42961}{43017}Show him in.
{43129}{43182}Detective sergeant|Clifton sleigh.
{43229}{43254}Oh!
{43297}{43337}Aah!
{43497}{43532}How is he, doctor?
{43533}{43572}Well, he'll be here|for a few weeks,
{43573}{43632}but he's very lucky.|We just got him in time.
{43633}{43689}He could have choked to|death on that goldfish.
{43690}{43724}Can I see him?
{43725}{43760}Yes, but don't stay too long.
{43761}{43805}He's very tired.
{43949}{43989}Hello.
{44069}{44105}I won't stay long.
{44106}{44153}I wish I could say the same.
{44154}{44217}Is there anything|I can do for you?
{44218}{44249}Ahh...
{44250}{44300}Are you in much pain?
{44301}{44404}Ah, my leg hurts, but|my throat is killing me.
{44405}{44468}You nearly choked|to death on a goldfish.
{44469}{44529}Where is he?
{44529}{44597}I don't know. I don't|think they kept it.
{44598}{44693}Not the fish! Detective sleigh!
{44693}{44765}Oh. He waited around until|he heard you were all right,
{44765}{44814}then he went over to|Clouseau's apartment.
{44814}{44881}But he said he'd be back|to see you this evening.
{44882}{44912}Wonderful.
{44913}{44952}He said he wanted|to make it up to you
{44953}{45020}by solving the case|as quickly as possible.
{45021}{45056}You know, François,
{45057}{45084}I have a horrible feeling
{45085}{45153}we're seeing history|repeat itself.
{45154}{45201}What do you mean?
{45201}{45272}When they were pulling|out the goldfish,
{45273}{45316}I remember thinking,
{45317}{45408}did Clouseau have any|relatives in the states?
{45409}{45485}You mean... Oh, but|that's impossible.
{45485}{45552}You programmed|the computer yourself.
{45553}{45584}[ CHUCKLES ]
{45585}{45668}Compared to me, I'm afraid
{45669}{45753}baron Frankenstein was a quack.
{46205}{46241}[ BUZZ ]
{46274}{46321}[ BUZZ ]
{48318}{48357}[ WINDOW SQUEAKS ]
{48517}{48557}Aah!
{50353}{50401}Hmm.
{50493}{50524}Yaah!
{50525}{50645}Aah! Oh, god! Oh, god!
{50977}{51022}Aah!
{51102}{51153}Ooh! Ha ha ha!
{51154}{51214}Ooh! Ooh! Aah!
{51318}{51365}Unh!
{51713}{51762}[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
{51801}{51857}[ RING ]
{51857}{51900}[ RING ]
{51901}{51938}Aah!
{51981}{52032}Inspector Clouseau museum.
{52033}{52073}This is balls. Is this Cato?
{52074}{52132}No. This is sumo|the night janitor.
{52133}{52181}Mr. Cato is in south America.
{52181}{52217}Merde!
{52217}{52248}I am not giving you any merde.
{52249}{52281}Where's the money?
{52281}{52325}I don't know anything about|any money he owes you.
{52325}{52372}If you want to get|in touch with him,
{52373}{52417}he can be reached|at the rio Hilton.
{52418}{52461}Mor merde!
{52462}{52512}And the same to you, professor.
{52513}{52537}[ HANGS UP ]
{52538}{52636}Allow me to introduce myself.
{52637}{52680}I am Cato.
{52681}{52761}I thought you said|your name was sumo
{52762}{52820}and that Cato was|in south America.
{52821}{52869}Only where professor balls|is concerned.
{52870}{52920}Inspector Clouseau disappeared
{52921}{52976}owing the professor|4,000 francs.
{52977}{53041}And he keeps threatening|to close down the museum
{53041}{53088}and take back all his disguises.
{53089}{53144}I'd give him|something on account,
{53145}{53188}but I only make enough|to pay the utilities
{53189}{53233}and keep myself Yin-Gow San.
{53233}{53265}I don't believe I know the dish.
{53266}{53308}It's my girlfriend.
{53309}{53348}Ah.
{53349}{53384}I'm sorry I attacked you.
{53385}{53453}Oh. You thought I was from|the collection agency.
{53454}{53520}No. I know who you are.
{53521}{53569}I was hoping I could|beat you up so badly
{53570}{53641}you might give up trying to|find inspector Clouseau.
{53642}{53681}Oh?
{53682}{53724}Why don't you want|me to find him?
{53725}{53785}Because he used to|beat me up so badly
{53786}{53853}I kept wishing|he would disappear.
{53854}{53912}There's an old Chinese saying...
{53913}{54022}[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
{54022}{54057}Ahh. Ha ha!
{54058}{54116}You speak Chinese?
{54117}{54169}Uh... no.
{54169}{54245}Well, the nearest English|equivalent would be...
{54246}{54338}Never look a gift horse|in the mouth.
{54338}{54369}Would you like some tea?
{54369}{54414}No. I've got to crack this case,
{54414}{54472}and I'm on a tight schedule.
{54473}{54525}Tell me about|this professor balls.
{54526}{54584}He used to make all of|the inspector's disguises.
{54585}{54648}As a matter of fact,
{54649}{54745}he was the last one to see|the inspector alive.
{54746}{54818}You don't say.
{54849}{54917}[ CLOCK CHIMES ]
{55109}{55152}That's him.
{55153}{55201}[ JINGLING ]
{55226}{55301}[ OPERA PLAYING ]
{55921}{55965}Can I help you?
{55965}{56049}Yes. I'd like to see|professor balls.
{56273}{56297}[ INHALES ]
{56297}{56348}[ BLOWS ]
{56349}{56400}[ COUGHING ]
{56401}{56517}There is someone here|to see the professor.
{56777}{56805}[ MUSIC STOPS ]
{56981}{57024}[ BLOWS ]
{57025}{57078}[ BRRAAAPP ]
{57193}{57241}Professor balls?
{57262}{57313}Do we know each other?
{57314}{57365}I'm...
{57457}{57504}I'm a police officer.
{57505}{57617}I was in Zagreb visiting my|half-brother at the monastery.
{57669}{57725}I only want to ask you|a few questions.
{57725}{57780}Nevertheless, I have|a perfect alibi.
{57781}{57832}For what?
{57833}{57868}For practically anything.
{57869}{57938}I am a law-abiding citizen.|Right, Cunny?
{57938}{57981}My little friend here|will back me up.
{57982}{58028}Right, Cunny?|All right, that's enough.
{58029}{58085}Down! Pssht!
{58086}{58148}He's been with me for 20 years.
{58149}{58205}Sometimes he thinks|I'm his girlfriend.
{58205}{58280}He is also the best fitter|in Paris, monsieur.
{58281}{58328}In all of France,|for that matter.
{58329}{58372}He can whip you up|a very nice suit
{58373}{58424}with 2 pair of pants|while you wait.
{58425}{58484}No, you see, I'm investigating...
{58485}{58520}Of course you are investigating!
{58521}{58572}You are a policeman!
{58573}{58628}I knew that the moment|you walked in to my emporium.
{58629}{58680}Your courage, your alertness,
{58681}{58721}the way your eyes|take in everything.
{58722}{58753}I immediately said to myself,
{58754}{58844}balls, this is|a policeman's policeman.
{58845}{58869}Thirty-two.
{58870}{58889}Thirty-two.
{58890}{58936}Twenty-two.
{58937}{58960}Twenty-two.
{58961}{59008}[ INCOHERENT SLURRING ] Six.
{59009}{59032}Four.
{59033}{59061}Four.
{59062}{59089}Twelve.
{59090}{59156}Well, I have been servicing|the police all of my life.
{59157}{59208}Some of my best customers|have been the police.
{59209}{59260}Chief inspector Clouseau himself
{59261}{59325}used to come into my shop|here 3 or 4 nights a week,
{59325}{59384}just browsing,|finding an odd nose,
{59385}{59432}a unique goutier, a carbuncle,
{59433}{59472}perhaps something|in a nice hump.
{59473}{59537}Yes. I personally|designed und executed
{59538}{59585}all his famous disguises.
{59585}{59684}Take for example, his last|and greatest disguise.
{59685}{59765}He was due to pick it up|on the day he disappeared.
{59765}{59828}It probably would have|saved his life.
{59829}{59948}Behold!|The instant companion kit.
{59949}{59996}How many times have you|been on a case
{59997}{60033}and discovered that you were|being followed?
{60034}{60128}How many times have you wished|that you had the one diversion
{60129}{60209}that would confuse your pursuer,|allowing you time to escape?
{60209}{60284}Well, here we have|the perfect diversion...
{60285}{60356}Life-size und|instantly inflatable.
{60357}{60388}One twist of the valve
{60389}{60452}and you are checking into|a hotel as man and wife.
{60453}{60512}2 twists... ménage a trois, ja?
{60513}{60600}As chief inspector Clouseau,|the king of disguises,
{60601}{60652}said to me when|we tested the prototype,
{60653}{60705}"balls, as disguises go,
{60706}{60793}the instant companion kit|is without peers."
{60793}{60888}I can let you have it|for 6,000 francs.
{60889}{60929}6,000?
{60929}{60988}4. Get ze doggie.
{60989}{61033}And to round out the ensemble,
{61034}{61084}I'll throw in|the instant companion pet
{61085}{61132}for all seasons.
{61133}{61177}Observe. [ Blowing ]
{61177}{61225}There are little wheels|concealed in his paws.
{61225}{61297}Every 30 feet|he barks and goes caca.
{61345}{61376}4,000?
{61377}{61444}All right. 3,000,|including the leash
{61445}{61500}and 2 extra cans of caca.
{61501}{61576}How about 1,500|for the entire ensemble
{61577}{61616}and all the caca?
{61617}{61660}I've got to get this stuff|off my hands.
{61661}{61725}[ WHEELS RATTLING ]
{62210}{62268}That makes 3 attempts|on my life in 2 days.
{62269}{62369}I am lucky. I've only had one.
{62370}{62417}I can't tell you how sorry I am.
{62417}{62453}That makes us even.
{62454}{62508}I can't tell you how sorry I am.
{62509}{62572}I guess I was just too gung ho.
{62573}{62613}Gung who?
{62613}{62660}It's an American expression.
{62661}{62740}It means... All fired up.
{62741}{62796}Full of spirit|and determination.
{62797}{62857}Do you know what this|opportunity means to me?
{62858}{62920}I'm a third-generation|police officer.
{62921}{62993}My grandfather and|my father were captains.
{62994}{63057}Your family must be|very proud of you.
{63058}{63120}They still can't believe it.
{63121}{63148}Neither can I.
{63149}{63212}Me, out of all those millions.
{63213}{63293}My grandfather tells everyone|it's a practical joke.
{63294}{63337}[ Giggles ] I'm sorry.
{63337}{63412}Oh, don't be. This is my chance.
{63413}{63473}If I succeed, then I've|proved once and for all
{63473}{63525}that I'm a credit to the force,
{63526}{63572}that I'm a sleigh.
{63573}{63600}Well, credit to the force,
{63601}{63632}where do you go from here?
{63633}{63692}Well, since inspector|Clouseau disappeared
{63693}{63741}while investigating the|theft of the pink panther,
{63742}{63800}I thought I'd visit|the scene of the crime.
{63801}{63844}Then you're off to Lugash.
{63845}{63885}I leave on the next plane.
{63885}{63953}You'll leave? Good.|I mean, good luck.
{63953}{64005}Thank you.
{64061}{64105}[ CHUCKLES ] You know...
{64106}{64180}I just want to tell you|how grateful I am...
{64181}{64225}Aah!
{64266}{64292}Aah!
{64293}{64349}[ SINGING PRAYERS ]
{64493}{64560}[ DOG BARKING ]
{64561}{64616}What time does he arrive?
{64617}{64709}The 1:30 plane from Paris.
{64710}{64788}You realise what happens if|he finds that cursed diamond?
{64789}{64872}We'll have to return the money|to the insurance company.
{64873}{64913}I've already spent it.
{64913}{64953}What's the alternative?
{64953}{65017}Make sure he doesn't|find the diamond.
{65261}{65304}Hmm.
{65305}{65373}Well, obviously,|the first thing to do
{65374}{65426}is to figure out|how the thief got in.
{65525}{65565}Aah!
{65565}{65600}[ THUD ]
{65601}{65672}I don't think we've got|a thing to worry about.
{65673}{65744}That's what we thought|about Clouseau.
{65745}{65816}He suspects sir Charles Litton,|the notorious phantom.
{65817}{65908}He's booked the evening flight|for the south of France.
{65909}{65953}Oh, the south of France.
{65954}{66029}Should be beautiful|this time of year.
{66030}{66117}Unless you happen to fall|off the grand corniche.
{66365}{66456}[ PEOPLE TALKING ]
{66457}{66537}[ WOMAN ] I just had word that he's|arrived in the south of France.
{66538}{66577}When he left nice airport,
{66578}{66692}he was followed by two members|of the Lugash secret police.
{66693}{66732}It appears that president Halish
{66733}{66812}would rather have the insurance|money than the diamond.
{66813}{66873}When you take into account
{66874}{66956}that the mob has already|tried to kill him three times
{66957}{67029}to stop him from finding|inspector Clouseau.
{67030}{67085}[ MAN ] Chief inspector...|[ CHUCKLING ]
{67085}{67148}I don't think that we got|anything to worry about.
{67149}{67225}Still... all things considered,
{67226}{67277}I'm glad you had the surgery.
{67278}{67348}Even though you're|temporarily incapacitated,
{67349}{67380}in the long run,
{67381}{67470}I'm sure it will be|more than worth the time.
{67833}{67905}[ Speaking French badly ]
{67906}{67949}Sure, pal.
{68933}{68972}Tell him he's here.
{68973}{68996}He's here.
{68997}{69028}Ah, sergeant sleigh.
{69029}{69056}Yes, sir.
{69057}{69080}Let me introduce you
{69081}{69112}to my nephew, George.
{69112}{69137}George. How do you do?
{69138}{69168}Hugo, chair.
{69169}{69200}Mr. chair.
{69201}{69225}And, uh, my wife.
{69226}{69293}Hello, how do you do?
{69357}{69388}Hello.
{69389}{69473}So, uh, you're investigating|the Clouseau case.
{69473}{69521}Yes. [ Squeaking ]
{69553}{69588}Oh, thank you.
{69589}{69617}[ SQUEAK ]
{69617}{69645}Oh, thank you.
{69645}{69689}You wouldn't by any|chance be related?
{69690}{69749}To inspector Clouseau? No.
{69750}{69793}But, uh...
{69821}{69845}[ SQUEAK ]
{69845}{69896}But it's funny|you should ask me that.
{69897}{69961}The president of Lugash|asked me the same thing.
{69962}{69988}[ SQUEAK ] Really?
{69989}{70052}What about a drink, sergeant?
{70053}{70112}Oh, no, thank you.
{70113}{70137}[ SQUEAK ]
{70137}{70180}Darling, the sergeant's on duty.
{70181}{70205}Well, it's not that.
{70205}{70272}Then what about|a nice cup of tea?
{70273}{70328}Actually, it's a lot better|for you than coffee.
{70329}{70380}It's got about half the|amount of caffeine in it.
{70381}{70417}I'm sure that's true,
{70418}{70484}but I'd simply die without|my morning cup of coffee.
{70485}{70540}Anyway, um, what were|you saying, sergeant?
{70541}{70656}I, uh... I, uh...
{70657}{70724}You were saying about the|investigation of inspector Clouseau.
{70725}{70749}Ah, yes.
{70750}{70797}I, uh... whoa!
{70901}{70953}Allow me, sir.
{70954}{71000}[ SQUEAK ]
{71001}{71065}[ DEFLATING ]
{71272}{71346}[ SQUEAKING ]
{71410}{71489}You wanted to know|if Clouseau questioned me
{71490}{71528}about the theft|of the pink panther.
{71529}{71572}Yes. Yes.
{71573}{71597}Yes? Yes.
{71598}{71649}He questioned me. He did?
{71649}{71688}Oh, yes.
{71689}{71736}He questioned me|3 days after the robbery
{71737}{71792}on the third of August,|to be precise.
{71793}{71816}At 1:15.
{71817}{71860}He stayed for lunch.
{71861}{71888}And fell in the pool.
{71889}{71932}But why in the world|would he think
{71933}{71982}that you would know anything about|the theft of the pink panther?
{71982}{72021}Oh, come on, George.
{72022}{72096}I mean, I'm sure the sergeant|is totally up to date
{72097}{72148}on my somewhat checkered career.
{72149}{72173}Right, sergeant?
{72174}{72233}Ah, ha ha ha ha.
{72234}{72304}I mean, after all,|a man, after almost 30 years,
{72305}{72384}has been thought to be|the notorious phantom,
{72385}{72440}the cleverest Jewel thief|in all of Europe.
{72441}{72485}But, uncle Charles,|it was never proven
{72486}{72548}that you were the phantom.
{72548}{72608}No. Nor that you took over|where I left off.
{72609}{72684}But, George, you can understand|why he was suspicious
{72685}{72724}and why he wanted|to question me.
{72725}{72772}Oh, sure.
{72773}{72845}And then when he was satisfied|that I was completely innocent
{72845}{72917}and couldn't possibly have had|anything to do with it...
{72918}{72969}Because we were|in Barbados with George
{72970}{73004}at the time of the robbery.
{73005}{73076}Then, inspector Clouseau|took off for Valencia.
{73077}{73128}Valencia. Ah. Ha.
{73129}{73240}Well, that leaves me|with just one question.
{73241}{73273}[ Crack ]
{73425}{73472}You said Valencia.
{73473}{73513}It's in Spain.
{73513}{73568}Ah! That Valencia.
{73569}{73609}[ CHUCKLES ]
{73610}{73653}Thank you very much.
{73681}{73713}Good-bye.
{73713}{73748}Good-bye.
{73749}{73776}Sir Charles.
{73777}{73821}Lady Litton. Uhh!
{73950}{74001}He fell in the pool.
{74002}{74033}You're kidding.
{74205}{74237}[ TICKING ]
{74278}{74356}You sure you don't want|a bathrobe or something?
{74357}{74404}Oh, no. I've been|enough trouble.
{74405}{74473}It's a warm day. I can dry|off on my way to Spain.
{74474}{74525}Well, good-bye, sergeant.
{74525}{74572}Good-bye.
{74573}{74593}Bye-bye, sergeant.
{74594}{74620}Bye-bye.
{74621}{74658}[ RIP ]
{74865}{74909}What do you think|he'll find in Valencia?
{74910}{75005}Not very much, unless he|gets his glasses fixed.
{75225}{75272}Take me to the nearest hotel.
{75273}{75309}[ French ]
{75310}{75357}I thought you spoke English.
{75526}{75628}Prendre moi a L'hotel.
{75629}{75673}Check.
{75701}{75744}[ TICKING ]
{75886}{75921}Don't get too close.
{76077}{76109}That's it.
{76161}{76217}[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
{76541}{76581}[ GUNSHOT ] Wholly...
{76633}{76662}Whoa!
{76702}{76732}Ole! Ole!
{76733}{76784}I'm oleing as fast|as I can, man.
{76785}{76829}You said you didn't|speak any English!
{76830}{76896}Don't you know that French cab|drivers are notoriously unreliable?
{76897}{76940}You sound like|an American to me.
{76941}{76970}[ GUNSHOT ]
{77018}{77064}Whoa!
{77065}{77089}Damn!
{77090}{77120}Who the hell's|trying to kill you?!
{77121}{77148}I don't know!
{77149}{77181}Whoa!
{77234}{77297}[ HORN HONKS ]
{77330}{77380}Maybe they're trying to kill me!
{77381}{77424}Who do I know that|wants to kill me?
{77424}{77472}No, no. It couldn't be my wife.|She doesn't drive.
{77473}{77521}Whoever it is, you got|to try and lose them!
{77522}{77552}When somebody's shooting at you,
{77553}{77592}you got to do better than try.
{77593}{77621}Whoa! Whoa!
{77950}{77997}Whoa!
{78057}{78118}Ahh!
{78286}{78337}[ TICKING ]
{78501}{78544}Aah!
{78545}{78573}[ HORN HONKS ]
{78625}{78669}[ HORN HONKS ]
{78833}{78889}[ HORNS HONKING ]
{79441}{79481}Whoa!
{79834}{79893}[ SCREAMING ]
{79945}{79973}[ HORNS HONKING ]
{79973}{80021}[ TICKING ]
{80097}{80165}Wah!
{80449}{80513}[ HORNS HONKING ]
{80549}{80588}Come on! Come on!
{80589}{80665}Yah!
{80701}{80760}Yah!
{80826}{80873}[ GUNFIRE ] Ah!
{81100}{81193}[ 1812 OVERTURE PLAYING ]
{81289}{81345}[ EXPLOSION ]
{82499}{82512}Oui, monsieur.
{82513}{82536}Aah!
{82537}{82613}Yes, uh...
{82613}{82644}Something to eat?
{82645}{82676}[ FALSETTO ] No.
{82677}{82720}[ NORMAL VOICE ] Uh...
{82721}{82749}[ FALSETTO ] Beer, please.
{82749}{82801}[ NORMAL VOICE ] 2 beers,|s'il vous plait.
{83151}{83199}Lovely here, isn't it?
{83290}{83353}[ COUGHING ]
{83499}{83546}[ PUMPING AIR ]
{83722}{83750}Uhh!
{83963}{84002}[ FALSETTO ] Merci.
{84003}{84070}[ Deep voice ] Merci.
{84359}{84419}[ HISSING ]
{84686}{84745}[ COUGHING ]
{84746}{84790}It's a filthy habit.
{85006}{85070}[ COUGHING ]
{85179}{85223}[ Hissing ]
{85270}{85330}[ DEFLATING, SQUEALING ]
{85790}{85822}[ DEFLATING STOPS ]
{85926}{85979}[ BLOWING ]
{86243}{86286}[ SQUEAK ]
{86446}{86489}Aah.
{86490}{86530}[ SIGHS ]
{86531}{86581}Another?
{86582}{86642}[ FALSETTO ] No, let's go.
{86770}{86814}[ NORMAL VOICE ] Merci.
{86815}{86870}Let's go, Shirley. Come on.
{86871}{86913}[ FALSETTO ] No, I can't.
{86914}{86962}[ NORMAL VOICE ]|Come on. Let's go.
{86963}{87003}[ CHUCKLES ]
{87079}{87109}[ KISSES ]
{87110}{87142}Say good-bye.
{87143}{87193}[ FALSETTO ] Bye-bye.
{87194}{87239}[ NORMAL VOICE ] Oh.
{87326}{87410}What? Do you want to|get a room here? You do?
{87929}{87972}[ DING ]
{87973}{88001}Bonjour.
{88002}{88025}Bonjour.
{88025}{88060}Avez-vous...
{88061}{88097}I speak English.
{88097}{88128}Good. Do you have a room?
{88129}{88184}For how many persons?
{88185}{88229}Oh, just me|and the little woman.
{88229}{88260}[ KISSES ]
{88261}{88316}Uh, how long are you|planning to stay?
{88317}{88372}Just, uh... One night.
{88373}{88448}Uh, 200 francs.
{88449}{88524}Checkout time is 10 A.M.
{88525}{88573}[ DING ]
{88593}{88676}I told you not|to mix your drinks.
{88677}{88724}The bridal suite.
{88725}{88800}Do we have a bridal suite?
{88801}{88837}We have now.
{88917}{88952}[ FALSETTO ] Merci.
{88953}{89005}Have a pleasant stay...
{89005}{89056}Mr. Smith.
{89057}{89089}Thank you.
{89117}{89178}[ DEFLATING ]
{89274}{89309}[ SQUEALING ]
{89752}{89813}[ BLOWING ]
{90165}{90192}Ooh!
{90193}{90252}Shh! Honey. [ CHUCKLING ]
{90253}{90289}I'm sorry.
{90562}{90629}[ DEFLATING, SQUEALING ]
{90773}{90840}[ BLOWING ]
{91226}{91278}[ GAS BLOWING ]
{91437}{91465}[ MAN ON PHONE ] Oui?
{91465}{91529}Yes, this is, uh,|monsieur Smith.
{91529}{91557}Oui?
{91558}{91628}I would like to make a call to Paris... St.|Mary's hospital.
{91629}{91656}Paris? Yes.
{91657}{91688}St. Mary's hospital.
{91689}{91732}To chief inspector Dreyfus.
{91733}{91769}Chief inspector Dreyfus.
{91769}{91801}Yes. It's important.
{91802}{91844}Oui, monsieur Smith.
{91845}{91900}Hurry. Right away.
{91901}{91936}Excuse me.
{91937}{92057}I am interested in...|Monsieur Smith.
{92058}{92104}[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
{92105}{92132}[ SIGHS ]
{92133}{92161}Yes?
{92161}{92208}Hello, this is sergeant sleigh.
{92209}{92236}Oh, yes.
{92237}{92288}Where the devil are you?
{92289}{92345}I... i don't know the|name of the hotel,
{92346}{92393}but somebody's following me.
{92394}{92470}They tried to shoot me|on the way to nice.
{92497}{92524}Oh, my god.
{92525}{92577}Hold on. I'll be right with you.
{92689}{92753}[ Gas escaping, squealing ]
{93041}{93116}Hold on a sec. I got|to put the cork in.
{93117}{93164}Dreyfus: What, cork?
{93165}{93217}What do you mean? Hello?
{93217}{93273}Hello, are you there?
{93273}{93316}Hello?
{93317}{93368}Hello? Hello?
{93369}{93416}Hello?
{93416}{93504}Why don't you answer me? Hello!
{93504}{93577}I'm sorry, but things are|getting a little out of hand.
{93577}{93609}Now, where were we?
{93610}{93676}Ah, yes, the location|of the hotel.
{93677}{93732}Well, it's in the south...
{93732}{93773}[ COUGHING ] South of France.
{93774}{93860}It's on a, uh, a small street.
{93861}{93896}[ COUGHING ]
{93945}{94028}Uh, look, I don't know|what the point of this is,
{94029}{94076}because even|if I knew where I was,
{94077}{94132}you're there, and I'm...
{94133}{94181}I'm dizzy.
{94181}{94233}Dizzy? I'm really dizzy.
{94234}{94266}Why are you dizzy?
{94312}{94352}Must be the gas.
{94353}{94388}Gas?
{94388}{94445}Why don't you open the window?
{94445}{94494}That's a good idea.
{94653}{94685}Ohh.
{94685}{94728}That's better.
{94729}{94756}[ SILENCED GUNSHOT ]
{94757}{94817}[ SCREAMING ]
{94882}{94913}Hello?
{94913}{94952}Hello?
{94953}{94988}Huh huh huh.
{94989}{95044}Are you there?
{95045}{95136}Shouting: The explosion severely|traumatised your left eardrum,
{95137}{95213}but if you are careful,|and avoid all loud noises,
{95213}{95289}partial hearing should be|restored in a few days.
{95290}{95332}What about the ringing?
{95333}{95388}I'm afraid that|might take longer.
{95389}{95417}It's very loud.
{95417}{95472}I keep wanting to answer|the telephone.
{95473}{95524}Just take the medicine|I've prescribed
{95525}{95561}and plenty of rest.
{95562}{95617}All right. Thank you, doctor.
{95646}{95712}What if I can't distinguish|the difference
{95713}{95768}between the ringing|in my ear and the phone?
{95769}{95809}That could be a problem.
{95809}{95836}What?
{95837}{95889}It may not last much longer.
{95890}{95948}I couldn't stand it if it did.
{95949}{95996}Where is sleigh?
{95997}{96040}On his way to Valencia.
{96041}{96076}Valencia?
{96077}{96117}A tip... From sir Charles.
{96117}{96141}[ PHONE RINGING ]
{96141}{96184}There, it's getting worse!
{96185}{96209}Oh.
{96210}{96246}[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
{96501}{96544}He just checked in.
{96545}{96604}Very convenient.|Right down the hall. 311.
{96605}{96633}Not in the hotel.
{96634}{96672}When he goes out tonight,
{96673}{96712}all those fireworks out there,
{96713}{96752}nobody's gonna notice|a little shooting.
{96753}{96788}We can't miss.
{96788}{96812}Yeah.
{96813}{96872}But just to make sure,|I've hired a backup...
{96873}{96913}Mr. Chong.
{96913}{96960}Who the hell is Mr. Chong?
{96961}{97001}He's a ninja.
{97002}{97077}The most powerful human|killing machine in the world.
{97106}{97168}Visualise energy...
{97169}{97229}As a gathering storm.
{97253}{97316}It flows to the hand.
{97317}{97433}The hand consigns it|to the primary object.
{97434}{97504}As the primary object|is destroyed,
{97505}{97605}it is consigned|to the secondary object,
{97605}{97652}and so on...
{97653}{97728}Like an atomic chain reaction.
{97729}{97785}I will demonstrate.
{97988}{98021}Yah!
{98506}{98589}[ CARTOON MUSIC PLAYING ON TV ]
{98641}{98712}Road runner: Beep beep!
{98713}{98733}We have a problem.
{98733}{98801}Sergeant sleigh has|arrived in Valencia.
{98802}{98834}Wah-ah!
{98897}{98969}[ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ]
{99106}{99172}[ PEOPLE SINGING ]
{99173}{99208}Sí, sí.
{99209}{99264}I understand.
{99264}{99292}[ BUZZ ]
{99293}{99320}One moment.
{99321}{99341}¿Sí?
{99342}{99385}Sergeant sleigh|wishes to speak with you.
{99386}{99428}He's here?
{99428}{99468}No. He's on the other line.
{99469}{99521}Tell him I'll be right with him.
{99521}{99561}Listen, he's just called.
{99562}{99604}I've got him holding|on the other line.
{99605}{99629}Not a word.
{99629}{99676}Of course. Not a word.
{99677}{99773}Hello. Chief Agila here.
{99773}{99813}What can I do for you, sergeant?
{99813}{99905}I'm investigating the disappearance|of inspector Clouseau.
{99906}{99940}What? What?
{99941}{99980}Wait a minute. I'm sorry.|I can't hear you.
{99981}{100013}I'm gonna close the window.
{100014}{100052}What?
{100053}{100105}I'm going to close the window.
{100105}{100136}What?
{100136}{100185}What are you talking about?
{100473}{100512}Ok, I closed it.
{100513}{100577}Thank you for your cooperation.|I'll be right over.
{101041}{101072}Uhh!
{101397}{101457}[ DOG PANTING ]
{101633}{101661}Thank you.
{102044}{102089}[ DING ]
{102365}{102406}[ DOG GRUNTING ]
{102453}{102497}Will you hold him please?
{102705}{102748}[ DOG FLATUSES ]
{102749}{102817}You should be ashamed of|yourself, young man.
{102852}{102881}[ DING ]
{102985}{103025}Oh, ho.
{103122}{103161}There you go.
{103396}{103473}[ MUSIC PLAYING, PEOPLE SINGING ]
{103474}{103520}Where's the police station?
{103521}{103560}Over there!
{103560}{103601}Thank you.
{103705}{103748}Don't lose him!
{105533}{105597}[ GUNFIRE ]
{105781}{105838}[ FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING ]
{106133}{106170}[ BLOWING HORN ]
{106506}{106537}Hi.
{106537}{106612}Hi. Hey, you're the girl|from the elevator.
{106613}{106640}Yeah. Yeah.
{106641}{106676}What are you doing?
{106677}{106708}[ PHONE RINGING ] Aah!
{106709}{106752}Nothing.
{106753}{106792}Is anything the matter?
{106792}{106849}Uh, look, you're not|gonna believe this,
{106849}{106889}but some men are|trying to kill me.
{106890}{106944}You're right. I am?
{106944}{106984}I'm not gonna believe you.
{106985}{107008}No, seriously.
{107008}{107050}They... they were just|shooting at me outside.
{107050}{107105}Look, are you alone? Yes.
{107105}{107144}Have you got a table? Yes.
{107145}{107200}Would you mind being|my instant companion?
{107201}{107249}Your instant what?
{107250}{107280}Look, normally|I wouldn't impose,
{107281}{107328}but my other one blew up.
{107329}{107380}Look, I'll explain everything|to you on the way.
{107381}{107440}Where's your table? Come on.
{107441}{107501}[ BLOWING HORN ]
{107781}{107816}Do you see them?
{107816}{107841}No.
{107842}{107921}Well, if you see them, kiss me.
{107922}{107956}Kiss you?
{107956}{108000}Well, they're not|looking for a couple.
{108001}{108065}That's the instant|companion theory.
{108065}{108117}Do you know professor balls?
{108117}{108153}Who? Professor...
{108213}{108248}Professor balls.
{108249}{108296}Did you see 'em? One of 'em.
{108296}{108341}Where? Over by the door.
{108434}{108501}I don't see him now.
{108502}{108581}Strange. He's gone.
{108678}{108737}You sure you saw them?
{108738}{108768}Of course.|That's why I kissed you.
{108769}{108813}Of course.
{108814}{108857}Wait a minute.
{108858}{108900}You don't think|I pretended to see that guy
{108901}{108945}just so I could kiss you.
{108945}{109032}The thought did occur to me.
{109033}{109089}Well...
{109089}{109125}There he is again.
{109269}{109313}Did you see him?
{109313}{109361}He's gone.
{109417}{109469}I don't believe I can...
{109470}{109533}I saw him both times.
{109569}{109608}You don't believe me, do you?
{109609}{109676}Does it matter?
{109677}{109704}Does it matter?
{109705}{109752}Well, whether you saw|the man or not,
{109753}{109816}I quite enjoyed it.
{109817}{109848}You did?
{109849}{109889}Didn't you?
{109890}{109968}Well, now that you|mention it, I guess I did.
{109969}{110016}Well?
{110017}{110108}I think I see him again.
{110109}{110145}Good.
{110385}{110464}See what I mean?
{110465}{110528}I certainly do.
{110529}{110608}I'm kissing you, and I|don't even know your name.
{110609}{110645}Don't worry about it,|sweetheart.
{110646}{110693}You're kissing a dead duck.
{110694}{110728}Ohh!
{110729}{110761}Aah!
{110881}{110909}Ohh! [ Objects clatter ]
{111209}{111237}Uhh!
{111261}{111308}Oh, my god.
{111309}{111337}Quick.
{111338}{111388}Up, up, up, up.
{111389}{111412}Ew! [ MUTTERING ]
{111413}{111437}Whoop!
{111769}{111860}Look, uh, she doesn't have|anything to do with this.
{111861}{111893}That's a shame.
{111894}{111929}Excuse me.
{111930}{111964}Listen, I still|don't know your name.
{111965}{112001}Clifton.
{112002}{112082}Clifton. Catch me.|I'm gonna faint.
{112109}{112137}[ GUNFIRE ]
{112337}{112385}Ooh!
{112509}{112545}Ugh!
{112662}{112697}Ooh!
{113058}{113105}I'm coming!
{113106}{113142}I'm going!
{113453}{113488}Uh!
{113710}{113741}Ooh!
{113853}{113889}Ugh!
{113913}{113953}Hyah!
{113954}{113985}Don't worry about a thing
{113986}{114041}I got these guys|just where I want 'em.
{114042}{114068}Look out!
{114113}{114164}Uh! Oh, no.
{114165}{114217}Oh, now I'm mad.
{114305}{114341}Now I'm hurt.
{114524}{114548}Ooh!
{115329}{115361}Oh!
{116101}{116180}Sweetheart, are you all right?
{116204}{116252}Come on, let's get outta here.
{116253}{116289}Clifton!
{116421}{116453}Oh, boy.
{116501}{116544}Ahhh!
{117100}{117153}[ MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING ]
{117205}{117245}[ CRASH ]
{117425}{117458}Ah! No!
{117717}{117796}[ MUSIC PLAYING, CHEERING ]
{117866}{117917}[ SINGING ]
{118038}{118077}Wait. This way.
{118078}{118101}Why?
{118102}{118136}I have to see|the chief of police.
{118136}{118176}No. Why not?
{118177}{118230}I can't explain. Ohh!
{118306}{118358}Good-bye, Clifton.
{119177}{119222}[ RING ]
{119293}{119328}Hello.
{119329}{119357}He hasn't shown up yet.
{119358}{119408}He just went into the hotel.
{119409}{119461}I'll be there. 10 minutes.
{119462}{119494}Good.
{119562}{119652}[ MUSIC PLAYING, PEOPLE SINGING ]
{120184}{120249}Yes, this is sergeant|sleigh in room 311.
{120250}{120321}Can you tell me the name of|the young lady in room 310?
{120322}{120361}Woman on phone:|Un momento, por favor.
{120362}{120389}Juleta Shane.
{120390}{120434}Thank you very much.
{120469}{120520}Juleta.
{120521}{120569}I knocked on your door.
{120570}{120633}I told the bellboy|I was your sister.
{120634}{120681}I don't think he believed me.
{120682}{120729}Did I wake you?
{120730}{120765}No, why?
{120766}{120853}You're wearing my pyjamas.
{120854}{120921}Only the tops.
{120922}{120985}Oh. [ LAUGHS ]
{120986}{121024}Does it bother you?
{121025}{121074}No.
{121170}{121204}I charged the champagne|to your room.
{121205}{121240}I hope you don't mind.
{121241}{121286}Oh, I don't mind at all.
{121374}{121408}[ SIGHS ]
{121408}{121469}Here's to the rest of the night
{121470}{121522}with an option on tomorrow.
{121546}{121577}[ CLINK ]
{121690}{121732}I, uh, can't stay.
{121733}{121801}You see, I had a very|important meeting
{121802}{121852}with the chief of police,
{121853}{121924}and I couldn't let you|just run off like that.
{121925}{121953}I... i had to find you.
{121954}{122009}But, um, now that|I have found you,
{122010}{122069}I... i have to keep that meeting.
{122070}{122126}I'm a...
{122154}{122225}I'm a police officer.
{122226}{122284}Police.
{122285}{122344}And, uh, I'm working on a case,
{122344}{122429}a very important case.
{122430}{122524}And, uh, I think I'm getting|close to the answer.
{122525}{122564}I... i think that's why|those men were...
{122565}{122620}Were trying to kill me tonight.
{122620}{122672}By the way, uh...
{122672}{122725}Where did you learn|to fight like that?
{122726}{122801}I was raised in|the east end of London
{122802}{122876}where you had|to learn how to fight,
{122877}{122932}if you wanted to keep|your integrity.
{122933}{123045}I'll, uh, I'll be back|as soon as I can.
{123046}{123077}I won't be here.
{123078}{123129}Why not?
{123130}{123157}Because I won't.
{123158}{123220}I'm touchy about|throwing myself at a man
{123221}{123277}and then being rejected.
{123278}{123313}But I'm not rejecting you.
{123314}{123356}Then stay. I can't.
{123357}{123401}But I want you.
{123402}{123437}Oh, god.
{123438}{123469}Now.
{123470}{123513}[ GULP ] Couldn't you|just hold out
{123514}{123548}for maybe half an hour?
{123549}{123584}No.
{123585}{123620}25 minutes. I'll... I'll run.
{123620}{123676}I can't wait. But you|don't understand.
{123677}{123709}This is my big chance.
{123710}{123753}Don't blow it.
{123754}{123805}No, I mean, to prove|once and for all
{123806}{123848}that I'm a good cop.
{123849}{123892}I want you to prove it, too.
{123893}{123964}I mean to my family,
{123965}{124045}to lieutenant Palmyra|and the 28th precinct,
{124046}{124132}my goofy grandfather and|his rolled-up newspaper,
{124133}{124220}and my father with his medals
{124221}{124308}and his citation|from the governor
{124309}{124340}for bravery.
{124340}{124380}You don't understand.
{124381}{124460}Oh, my god, I sound|like Stan Laurel.
{124461}{124557}I... i... I've got to go.
{124558}{124658}I hope you're here|when I get back.
{124844}{124876}Clifton.
{124877}{124909}What?
{124910}{125025}Here's to being here|when you get back.
{125165}{125194}I'll drink to that.
{125248}{125282}[ CLINK ]
{125300}{125342}[ GASPS ]
{125482}{125538}What's wrong? Juleta.
{125585}{125642}Oh, my god.
{125698}{125774}[ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ]
{125814}{125865}[ WOMAN ON PHONE ] ¿sí, señor?
{125866}{125900}Get a doctor. It's an emergency.
{125901}{125953}Room number, please. Room 311.
{125954}{125989}And send the police.
{126044}{126101}[ PEOPLE CHEERING,|FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ]
{126102}{126182}[ DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE ]
{126781}{126812}Probably a powerful|tranquiliser.
{126813}{126901}She'll recover, but she'll|be unconscious for hours.
{126902}{126941}I recognise her.
{126942}{126992}She's the countess Chandra's|personal secretary.
{126992}{127037}Her name's Julieta Shane.
{127038}{127072}Her name is Julie Morgan.
{127073}{127113}She has been with|the countess for 7 years.
{127114}{127153}Who's this countess that...
{127154}{127192}I ask the questions,|señor sleigh.
{127192}{127220}Sergeant sleigh.
{127220}{127284}Is that "slay" as in "kill"?
{127285}{127340}No, it's sleigh|as in "one-horse-open."
{127341}{127388}Why did you shoot her?
{127389}{127461}I didn't. I'm a New York|City police officer
{127462}{127504}working with the suréte.
{127505}{127549}Yes, investigating|the Clouseau case. Yes.
{127550}{127588}Yes, they said|you would say this.
{127589}{127625}You have my identification.
{127626}{127661}Excellent forgeries.
{127662}{127698}Look, I can clear this|up with one phone call.
{127698}{127741}After you've answered|some questions.
{127742}{127772}I've told you everything.
{127773}{127830}Bring him along.
{127949}{127974}What kind of tranquiliser,|is it, huh?
{127974}{128020}I don't know.
{128021}{128058}Come on.
{128301}{128337}Get out of the way!
{128338}{128369}Hey, come on, move! Move!
{128370}{128437}I'm a police officer.|I'm a police officer!
{128438}{128501}Hey, come on, move it, move it.
{128741}{128786}Hey, what are you doing?
{128826}{128849}Hey!
{128850}{128893}After him! After him!
{128894}{128942}Move!
{129786}{129812}[ TIRES SCREECH ]
{129813}{129861}Fool, you've lost him!
{129862}{129901}This way!
{129954}{129988}[ HONK HONK ]
{129989}{130017}Good evening, sergeant.
{130018}{130069}Hello, Mr. Litton.
{130070}{130116}Can I give you a lift?
{130117}{130173}Uh, as a matter of fact, yes.
{130174}{130228}Hop in.
{130622}{130682}[ SHOUTING AND SINGING ]
{130925}{130969}Sir Charles: Good|morning, George.
{130970}{131045}Look what I found.
{131046}{131093}Sergeant, you're up early.
{131094}{131140}I haven't been to bed yet.
{131141}{131178}Come aboard.
{131362}{131421}Well, you look like|you need some breakfast.
{131422}{131481}Have a little pineapple|or something.
{131482}{131512}Darling, you remember|sergeant sleigh.
{131512}{131541}Of course I do.
{131542}{131588}Hello. Do sit down. Thank you.
{131588}{131626}Would you like a cup of coffee?|Oh, yes, please.
{131626}{131669}I'll get that. Thank you.
{131670}{131702}Now, obviously those|are not your handcuffs,
{131702}{131729}so you don't have a key.
{131730}{131772}Darling, may I borrow|your manicure set?
{131773}{131796}Oh, yes, darling.
{131797}{131829}Thank you so much.
{131830}{131860}I'll time you on that,|uncle Charles.
{131861}{131896}All right. This should do it.
{131897}{131949}Here you are. Thank you.
{131950}{132001}I... i feel I owe you|an explanation.
{132002}{132044}You see, there was|this young lady
{132044}{132100}who said her name|was Julieta Shane.
{132101}{132148}Julieta, what a pretty name.
{132149}{132189}Yes, but her real name|was Julie Morgan.
{132190}{132225}I know Julie Morgan.
{132226}{132277}Didn't she work|for countess Chandra?
{132278}{132316}Yes.
{132317}{132356}12 seconds, uncle Charles.
{132357}{132400}Oh, stop, George.|That's not fair.
{132401}{132433}You're rattling him.
{132434}{132464}Yes, don't rattle me, George.
{132465}{132505}Anyway, somebody shot her.
{132506}{132544}No. With a dart.
{132545}{132593}With a dart? A tranquiliser.
{132594}{132628}Imagine.
{132629}{132654}Oh, my god. It's beyond me.
{132654}{132713}Somebody in one of|those big heads.
{132714}{132748}Big heads?
{132749}{132796}Yes. They had an air gun,
{132797}{132838}and just as we were about|to drink some champagne...
{132838}{132893}Pop! Right in|the back of the neck?
{132894}{132917}Right!
{132918}{132949}There we are.
{132950}{133000}28 seconds. You're|getting a little rusty.
{133001}{133061}Well, all right, George.|You try the other one.
{133062}{133076}All right.
{133077}{133132}I'll time you. Terrific.
{133132}{133161}Ready? Go.
{133162}{133229}[ BIRDS CRYING ]
{133230}{133273}I really appreciate this.
{133274}{133337}And you're not aiding|and abetting a criminal.
{133338}{133369}Ha, thank god for that.
{133370}{133401}You see,|I was falsely accused...
{133402}{133436}Lady Litton: Of course.
{133437}{133496}And now it's imperative I|find this countess Chandra.
{133496}{133576}Didn't she own an exclusive|health spa in Majorca?
{133577}{133612}Still does.
{133612}{133637}10 seconds, George.
{133638}{133672}Don't rattle me.
{133672}{133700}Majorca.
{133700}{133748}I've got to get to Majorca.
{133748}{133789}Uh, we're going there,|on our way.
{133790}{133849}And we'll be very happy|to give you a lift.
{133850}{133881}Really? Yes.
{133882}{133913}Gosh, that's terrific.
{133914}{133972}I go there every year.|Charles won't try it.
{133973}{134021}He was in the infantry.|You know, all that mud.
{134022}{134045}Mud?
{134046}{134089}Well, how'd I do?
{134090}{134124}Not bad. I just beat you.
{134125}{134161}Sure you won't have a pineapple?
{134162}{134198}Ok.
{134278}{134321}Thank you, countess.|I'm very grateful.
{134322}{134378}It's been my pleasure.
{134458}{134501}[ CARTOON MUSIC PLAYING ON TV ]
{134502}{134532}We have a problem.
{134532}{134564}Julie's in the hospital.
{134565}{134648}The man who chief Agila says shot|her with the tranquilising dart
{134648}{134681}has escaped.
{134682}{134721}Chief Agila claims the man
{134722}{134745}was impersonating|sergeant sleigh.
{134746}{134789}It doesn't make sense.
{134790}{134829}Julie knew what|sleigh looked like.
{134830}{134884}Sometimes it is possible|to look like one person,
{134885}{134936}but actually be another.
{134936}{134972}Ta-da!
{134973}{135005}[ GASPS ] My god!
{135006}{135057}It's fantastic!
{135058}{135100}Oh, darling.
{135100}{135157}Uh, don't kiss him too hard.
{135158}{135204}His lips might fall off.
{135204}{135228}What?
{135228}{135261}Just a little surgical humour.
{135262}{135314}Here, have a look.
{135357}{135390}Happy?
{135642}{135725}Hey, is that the little yacht?
{135726}{135758}Sí, senor.
{135896}{135949}You can't see the spa from here.
{135950}{136004}It's about a quarter|of a mile inland.
{136005}{136060}I sure would like|to case the layout.
{136060}{136106}That won't be easy.
{136398}{136434}Wow.
{136630}{136666}Whoa!
{136758}{136789}Get up!
{136790}{136858}Whoa!
{137093}{137164}Whoa!
{137165}{137197}Have you tried that?
{137198}{137233}No.
{137234}{137269}It looks like fun.
{137270}{137318}No, it looks like suicide.
{138105}{138170}[ SCREAMING ]
{138213}{138236}Uhh!
{138237}{138330}Oh! Oh, no! Ohh!
{138445}{138489}Oh!
{138490}{138530}[ MOANING ]
{138676}{138709}Are you all right?
{138710}{138781}Yes. Yes, I think I am,|thank you.
{138782}{138844}I'm countess Chandra.
{138845}{138880}Sergeant sleigh.
{138880}{138929}Lucky you landed in the mud.
{138930}{138964}Yes. It's hot mud.
{138965}{139012}Volcanic. It's good|for the skin.
{139013}{139057}Doesn't do much for the|clothes, I'm afraid.
{139058}{139089}Would you like to rinse off?
{139090}{139133}Yes, I think I would.
{139134}{139165}This way.
{139166}{139220}Straight ahead.
{139220}{139249}To your left.
{139250}{139284}Big step.
{139284}{139338}I'll get you a towel.
{139422}{139504}I'm investigating the disappearance|of inspector Clouseau.
{139505}{139553}You just missed chief Agila.
{139554}{139593}He says you're an impostor.
{139594}{139652}Oh, he does, does he?|Well, I'm not.
{139653}{139733}And I want some answers.
{139810}{139877}Julie Morgan,|also known as Julieta Shane,
{139878}{139905}knows who I am.
{139906}{139960}I'm so glad Julie's|going to be all right.
{139961}{140028}How bizarre.|A tranquilising dart.
{140028}{140042}Who do you think shot her?
{140043}{140089}I thought you might know.
{140090}{140117}Why me?
{140118}{140153}She works for you.
{140154}{140189}Lots of people work for me.
{140190}{140222}What Julie does on her own|time is her own business.
{140222}{140260}Ah!
{140261}{140309}Aah! Aah! Aah!
{140310}{140357}My god.
{140358}{140405}[ FRENCH ACCENT ]|Yes, I... I know that.
{140406}{140440}You!
{140441}{140493}Yes, it, uh... It is me.
{140494}{140572}I'm, uh, just checking|the, uh...
{140572}{140625}The bar for the bar-fleas,|you know?
{140626}{140705}Aah! Damn that swine step!
{140706}{140788}You really should do something
{140789}{140836}about your architecture|there, my darling.
{140950}{140981}Darling.
{140982}{141017}Yes, my darling?
{141018}{141057}You're smoking the wrong end.
{141058}{141129}Yes, I knew that.
{141130}{141209}You don't have to tell me|I'm smoking the wrong end.
{141210}{141284}Do you know why I'm|smoking the wrong end?
{141285}{141341}No, darling, but I'm sure|you've got a very good reason.
{141342}{141376}Right.
{141377}{141417}I am smoking the wrong end
{141418}{141489}because I have|a very good reason.
{141522}{141557}Ohh!
{141558}{141613}Are you all right?
{141614}{141700}Yes, of course I'm all right.
{141701}{141757}I'm, uh, I'm examining the roof.
{141758}{141801}Can I give you a hand?
{141802}{141841}Oh. Thank you.
{141842}{141872}Yo! Ow!
{141872}{141916}Obviously you are not a smoker.
{141917}{141949}I'm sorry.
{141950}{141986}Unh!
{142106}{142140}Ahh.
{142141}{142237}Do you realise you are|wearing my ice bucket?
{142238}{142285}Oh, I'm sorry. It's... it's stuck.
{142286}{142348}Yes, well, that is no problem.
{142349}{142389}I'm an expert in these matters.
{142390}{142424}Bend down.
{142425}{142500}Bend over.
{142501}{142553}Uhh! Uhh!
{142554}{142613}Here, let me help.
{142614}{142652}Yes, it is a question|of leverage.
{142653}{142685}Yaah!
{142914}{142941}Ohh!
{142942}{142982}Ahh.
{143126}{143180}Yes, that is better.
{143181}{143249}It goes with the suit, you know.
{143250}{143345}Oh, by the way, we have not|been properly introduced.
{143346}{143405}You, of course, know who I am?
{143406}{143437}Sergeant sleigh.
{143438}{143489}No, I am not sergeant sleigh.
{143490}{143525}No, I'm sergeant sleigh.
{143526}{143597}Oh, yes. Now we are|getting somewhere.
{143598}{143645}[ CHANDRA ] Shall we|all have a drink?
{143646}{143680}An excellent idea.
{143680}{143781}I will have my usual.|A kahlúa and root beer.
{143782}{143833}I'll just have the root beer.
{143834}{143892}You do not know|what you're missing.
{143892}{144001}It is combination that makes|a real thirst quencher.
{144002}{144045}I'm a teetotaller.
{144046}{144113}Oh. You total the tee.
{144114}{144173}I thought you were|a police sergeant.
{144174}{144196}I am.
{144196}{144225}Before I left New York,
{144226}{144268}I read you were|making another movie.
{144269}{144316}Uh, he had 2 weeks off.
{144317}{144377}Yes, I have, uh,|2 weeks off, you know.
{144378}{144484}And when I have the time, I|come here to take the waters.
{144485}{144524}Very cleansing.
{144524}{144597}I enjoy a good cleanse.
{144598}{144652}I'm afraid there's no more ice.
{144652}{144685}That's OK.
{144686}{144748}Well, here's to your|investigation, sergeant.
{144749}{144781}To inspector Clouseau.
{144782}{144822}Chief inspector.
{144854}{144889}[ COUGHS ]
{144890}{144917}Aah!
{144918}{144968}That felt good.
{144968}{145049}Have you ever seen|this man before?
{145050}{145133}No, I've never seen this man|before in my life. Never.
{145134}{145173}It's inspector Clouseau.
{145174}{145212}Chief inspector.
{145213}{145253}That's inspector Clouseau?
{145254}{145277}Chief inspector.
{145278}{145301}Do you know him?
{145302}{145332}Yes. What?
{145332}{145364}Well, he came here|about a year ago,
{145365}{145408}but he said his name|was Gino Rossi.
{145408}{145456}He wanted the name of|a good plastic surgeon,
{145457}{145513}so I recommended|Dr. Prospus Stang of Madrid.
{145514}{145625}Well, I... Guess that|just about does it.
{145626}{145657}It does?
{145658}{145733}Yes. There is one|more thing, though.
{145734}{145801}Could I have your autograph?
{145802}{145876}It's for my grandfather.
{145876}{145908}[ BUZZ ]
{145909}{145948}Hello oui?
{145949}{145976}Hello, François.
{145976}{146005}Oh, it's you.
{146006}{146057}Good afternoon. Where are you?
{146058}{146109}I am in agony.
{146110}{146188}I want you to arrange|for a hospital plane
{146189}{146269}to carry me back|to Paris immediately,
{146270}{146364}and, uh, and ask my|psychiatrist if he can see me,
{146365}{146433}5 days a week, twice a day.
{146434}{146465}Oui.
{146466}{146536}Have you heard|from sergeant sleigh?
{146537}{146581}He called about 5 minutes ago,
{146582}{146625}uh, from a health spa.
{146626}{146672}Health spa? Oui.
{146672}{146749}He asked me to check on|a man named Gino Rossi.
{146750}{146813}And then he said he was|leaving for Madrid
{146814}{146912}to question a plastic|surgeon named, uh, Stang.
{146912}{146969}Yes, well, uh,|good-bye, sergeant,
{146970}{147037}and, uh, don't be|a stranger, huh?
{147038}{147073}Ha. Thank you.
{147074}{147113}See you at the movies, huh?
{147114}{147157}Yes. [ CHUCKLES ]
{147158}{147186}Cheerio.
{147465}{147513}Did that swine|architect of yours
{147514}{147590}move that door by any chance?
{147629}{147676}There goes the last|of our problems.
{147677}{147724}Yes. Come on.
{147725}{147748}Where are we going?
{147749}{147781}Let's celebrate.
{147782}{147802}I haven't seen it|for such a long time.
{147803}{147861}Well, I've not been|too well, you know?
{147862}{147937}Not that. The pink panther.
{147938}{147980}I was just checking.
{147981}{148036}[ GASPS ]
{148036}{148064}Oh, my god!
{148133}{148166}It's gone!
{148281}{148340}Swine phantom!
{148340}{148384}I interrogated Dr. Stang,
{148385}{148485}who admitted that he had|operated on Clouseau's face.
{148486}{148569}This is what he looked|like after the operation.
{148570}{148621}He stole the pink panther,
{148622}{148712}had his face changed, and then|called himself Gino Rossi.
{148713}{148757}And you are sure he's dead?
{148758}{148792}The Valencia...
{148792}{148837}According to the... go ahead.
{148838}{148865}You wanted to say something?
{148866}{148892}No, no. After you.
{148893}{148929}You're sure? Yes, please.
{148930}{148989}All I wanted to say is|that the Valencia police
{148990}{149068}identified the man in the|photograph as a John dough
{149069}{149113}who had been shot
{149114}{149180}and whose corpse was found|washed up on the beach.
{149181}{149237}Obviously killed|for the diamond.
{149238}{149273}Obviously.
{149274}{149344}Should we have the body|exhumed just to make sure?
{149345}{149381}Uh, no.
{149382}{149429}Ahem. I have compared|Clouseau's fingerprints
{149430}{149473}with those of the dead man,
{149474}{149524}and, uh, they are identical.
{149525}{149597}Oh, yes. There is no doubt|that Clouseau is dead.
{149598}{149648}A good cop gone bad.
{149649}{149692}Yes, well... [ CHUCKLES ]
{149692}{149733}You've certainly proved
{149734}{149788}that you are a good cop,|sergeant,
{149789}{149814}a credit to the profession.
{149814}{149869}On behalf of the president|and the people of France,
{149870}{149909}I congratulate you. Good-bye.
{149910}{149941}Thank you, sir.
{149942}{149992}[ Laughs ] Good-bye.
{150305}{150357}Good-bye, Mr. Rossi,
{150358}{150469}alias chief inspector Clouseau.
{150470}{150518}[ CHUCKLES ]
{150970}{150997}Ahh.
{151116}{151181}Peace at last!
{151182}{151228}Ahh!
{151229}{151261}[ CHUCKLING ]
{151262}{151305}Well, bon voyage, sergeant.
{151306}{151332}Well done.
{151332}{151376}You should come again sometime.
{151377}{151400}Thank you.
{151401}{151429}Dreyfus: Help! Help!
{151430}{151489}I'm burning! Hurry up!
{151490}{151537}Get the hose!
{151538}{151596}The... the hose! There!
{151650}{151696}Dreyfus: Hurry up!
{151697}{151734}Help!
{151788}{151833}Help! Hurry up!
{151834}{151864}Hit the water!
{151864}{151961}Help! Oh, help!
{151962}{152009}Aah!
{152062}{152102}Aah!
{152246}{152282}Check.
{152318}{152366}Mate!
{152410}{152441}Ah.
{152442}{152481}Beautiful.
{152482}{152556}Do you, um, recommend|countess Chandra's?
{152556}{152604}Definitely.
{152605}{152676}In fact, I'd love to go back|there and spend more time.
{152677}{152769}By the way, I seem|to be missing a glove.
{152770}{152865}Always leave something,|for something is my motive.
{152866}{152892}What's yours?
{152893}{152966}Never look a gift horse|in the mouth.
{153034}{153074}I'll drink to that.
{153105}{153146}[ CLINK CLINK ]
{153561}{153602}[ CLATTER ]