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{9324}{9485}07 The Pink Panther Trail Of The Pink Panther - 1982 English
{9782}{9812}He's going in.
{10370}{10426}Inspector!
{10443}{10487}Chief Inspector.
{10505}{10535}Hail to the chief.
{10538}{10581}Come right in. Good to see you.
{10584}{10638}Your disguise|is ready for final fitting.
{10640}{10728}I'm sure you will be pleased.|Inspector Clouseau is here!
{10730}{10795}- Chief Inspector.|- Chief!
{10798}{10869}I saw some|very interesting noses.
{10871}{10928}Those noses over there|are for the amateurs.
{10930}{10984}I have some in my private stock.
{10986}{11082}You always did|have a nose for noses.
{11085}{11117}How are you?
{11119}{11172}I'm sorry. Our Valentine Day|stock isn't ready yet,
{11174}{11232}but we have|some beauties here for you.
{11234}{11312}Let's try this one first.|Here's a marvellous one.
{11369}{11436}All right.|Can we get that on there?
{11454}{11500}- What do you think of that?|- Wait. Yes.
{11503}{11575}I call this one|"The Way We Were."
{11578}{11655}Do you like it with the profile?|It's from our Streisand line.
{11657}{11736}You like it?|I don't like it, either.
{11738}{11801}Sorry, I almost|took your nose with that.
{11804}{11864}Let's try... what are you doing?
{11940}{11985}Come over here.|Let's try this one now.
{11988}{12072}I think you will like this one.|It's very suitable for your face.
{12074}{12143}It fits in with your lines.|What do you think of that?
{12159}{12232}I call this one|"Wino and Roses."
{12235}{12271}Did you notice that...
{12273}{12346}The veins are quite lifelike,|don't you agree?
{12348}{12405}I'm particularly proud|of the enlarged pores.
{12407}{12443}Look at this one right here.
{12514}{12573}I wasn't crazy about it, either.|We will try something else.
{12575}{12617}- Something...|- Something's missing.
{12619}{12660}- Something missing there.|- How about that?
{12663}{12713}Does that supply it for you?
{12716}{12742}That's very nice.
{12744}{12808}There is a nose, Auguste.|That is a nose.
{12811}{12871}You have a nose for noses.|Get the wigs.
{12874}{12926}I always can tell immediately|I see the nose.
{12928}{12983}We call this one|our "Inky-dinky-doo."
{12986}{13029}That's from|our Inky-dinky-doo line.
{13031}{13072}What do you have|to go with this?
{13074}{13128}We will find something.|This will keep you very warm.
{13130}{13180}This has|a nice effect with that.
{13183}{13229}- That is too legal.|- Too legal.
{13231}{13318}- I want something sort of...|- Here's something illegal here.
{13320}{13381}Leave it to Dr. Balls!
{13384}{13462}Auguste!|Look at what you've done.
{13465}{13509}- You like it?|- You're a genius!
{13543}{13577}- We need...|- Something.
{13580}{13636}Something is missing.|I know what's missing.
{13638}{13705}Here are some teeth|on the house.
{13730}{13780}Let me see how they look.
{13783}{13821}Perfect!
{13824}{13927}- Look at this!|- You are a genius at your art!
{13929}{13973}My dear boy!
{14013}{14039}He's still inside.
{14041}{14090}What do you want us to do|when he comes out?
{14093}{14131}Follow him.
{14183}{14208}Martha!
{14210}{14285}Come down and wrap|the Chief Inspector's purchase, please.
{14341}{14429}I've recently been doing|something very daring in a stump.
{14431}{14511}Arm and leg. Only 900 francs|for the complete kit.
{14544}{14625}It has been my experience that,|in an emergency,
{14628}{14690}a stump can get in the way.
{14692}{14770}Martha, you remember|Chief Inspector Clouseau?
{14855}{14960}I never set eyes|on this gentleman before.
{15083}{15126}Good evening, Martha.
{15183}{15251}I cannot believe my eyes!
{15253}{15340}That is because your husband|is a genius, madame.
{15342}{15384}Wrap these up, please.
{15404}{15462}I want that nose to go with it.
{15511}{15583}- Impossible.|- Money is no object.
{15586}{15681}That is absolutely the ugliest nose|I have ever seen in my life.
{15683}{15784}It is so revolting,|it is a masterpiece.
{15815}{15880}It is also Martha's own nose.
{15957}{15995}My compliments, madame.
{15997}{16023}It suits you.
{16047}{16114}Thank you, Chief Inspector.
{16117}{16157}Thank you.
{16181}{16242}I will get your bill.
{16826}{16900}My God, Auguste,|what have you done?
{16902}{16960}The left heel|is cleverly built up,
{16962}{17024}which gives|added height and authority.
{17046}{17122}But the real secret|is in the right heel.
{17124}{17177}The lifelike clubfoot look
{17179}{17280}is caused by a built-in spring|which digs into the ankle,
{17282}{17339}causing excruciating pain.
{17341}{17375}Very realistic, don't you think?
{17377}{17436}Remarkable.|How soon can I have a pair?
{17439}{17506}I can have them ready|for you by Wednesday.
{17509}{17546}Thank you very much, madame.
{17548}{17619}Auguste, my sincere thanks,|and to you, madame.
{17621}{17687}You like the hand?|I'll pack them up with the shoes.
{17690}{17727}We're having a hand sale.
{17730}{17832}It will come in handy for scratching|in case you have any hand jobs.
{17835}{17872}We will see you soon, Inspector.
{17874}{17932}- Chief.|- Chief Inspector. Good-bye.
{17934}{17979}We'll see you soon. Good-bye.
{18016}{18061}Oh, my God!
{18064}{18101}I've never...
{18103}{18133}I can't...
{18135}{18205}I've never been in such pain!
{18207}{18291}Shall I kiss it|and make it better?
{18293}{18342}It's not that bad!
{18350}{18434}And, so for the third time|in the memory of modern man,
{18437}{18516}the world's largest cut diamond,|the famous Pink Panther,
{18519}{18548}has been stolen.
{18550}{18607}Since the reign|of Akbar the Magnificent
{18609}{18651}in the early 12th century
{18653}{18696}until the recent bloodless coup
{18699}{18784}of the former colonel,|now president, Sandover Haleesh,
{18786}{18855}the Pink Panther|has been the symbol of continuity
{18857}{18916}of the Kurfili, the ruling family
{18919}{19002}of the tiny Middle East nation|of Lugash.
{19005}{19046}- Princess Dala...|- Yes?
{19048}{19109}- Chief Inspector Dreyfus.|- Send him right in.
{19111}{19150}Current military regime,
{19153}{19222}who have kept the gem|under the tightest security...
{19265}{19324}I came as soon as I got|your message, Commissioner.
{19327}{19368}- I commend your promptness.|- Thank you.
{19371}{19420}You have heard|of the theft in Lugash?
{19422}{19481}The Pink Panther.|Yes, of course.
{19483}{19529}It is in all the papers.
{19548}{19589}Soon, I imagine,|they will be sending us
{19592}{19660}a request for assistance|in catching the criminals.
{19663}{19727}I have already received|such a request
{19730}{19775}from the president|of Lugash personally.
{19778}{19857}I see. How many men|did the president ask for?
{19859}{19944}Only one...|Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
{19969}{20003}Clouseau?
{20006}{20050}See that he is|on the next plane.
{20052}{20088}Of course.
{20090}{20138}But, Commissioner,
{20140}{20233}don't you think that someone|more conventional would...
{20236}{20306}not to take anything|away from Clouseau...
{20309}{20414}but, in view of the tense situation|in the Middle East...
{20416}{20503}I am aware of the tense situation|between you and Clouseau.
{20505}{20580}However,|Lugash has requested Clouseau,
{20582}{20612}and Clouseau they will have.
{20614}{20662}Your finger's in my ink.
{23087}{23132}What's he doing in there?
{23392}{23431}Hello!
{23434}{23487}Nice weather we are having.
{23590}{23657}I had hoped|we had finally laid to rest
{23659}{23731}your obsession|with Inspector Clouseau.
{23734}{23804}So had I, Doctor.
{23819}{23915}Something has happened|to bring on this relapse?
{23917}{23963}No, not something.
{23965}{24040}Someone. The one.
{24062}{24108}No, perhaps you're right.
{24110}{24199}Something. He is a thing.
{24201}{24273}- Clouseau?|- Yes, Clouseau.
{24285}{24389}Your compulsion|to kill Clouseau... is it also back?
{24391}{24446}Yes, right back.
{24462}{24548}The thought of a world without|Clouseau fills me with delight,
{24551}{24634}like a summer|with a thousand Julys.
{24637}{24722}It intoxicates my soul with...
{24724}{24786}- Your eyes.|- What?
{24789}{24871}"Intoxicates my soul|with your eyes."
{24873}{24964}You lapsed into the lyrics|of You Go to My Head.
{24966}{25006}I did? I apologize.
{25008}{25072}Never apologize for Cole Porter.
{25075}{25202}Besides, your subconscious|has confirmed what we already know.
{25205}{25250}That Clouseau|has got into my head.
{25252}{25299}Precisely.
{25336}{25431}How do you suppose you are|going to get him out of there?
{25433}{25478}I don't know. I don't suppose.
{25480}{25563}You are supposed to suppose|and give me all the answers!
{25565}{25617}The commissioner|wants him in Lugash.
{25620}{25683}Let the commissioner handle it!|I don't want to know.
{25686}{25761}I don't want to be there.|I want to be here with you.
{25940}{25989}What are you thinking, Doctor?
{25992}{26051}It wasn't Cole Porter.
{26054}{26117}It was Gillespie and Coots.
{26899}{26943}The deputy commissioner|to see you.
{26959}{27017}The commissioner?|Send him in immediately.
{27098}{27132}Come in, Commissioner.
{27159}{27208}I want to discuss|the Pink Panther robbery.
{27210}{27255}I am at your service,|Commissioner.
{27258}{27338}Allow me to offer you|a small cigar.
{27400}{27460}Swine cigars. Pay no attention|to them whatsoever.
{27462}{27492}Let them roll.
{27495}{27548}Read this most carefully.|Give me your opinion.
{27551}{27632}I will read my opinion|and give you yours most carefully.
{27776}{27870}- Do you have a light?|- In the top left-hand drawer.
{32048}{32124}I'm dancing in the rice.
{32126}{32192}Just dancing in the rice.
{32240}{32304}What a wonderful feeling
{32306}{32376}I'm... happy in the rice.
{32378}{32423}Always happy...
{32475}{32509}Allow me.
{32904}{32933}Excuse me.
{32967}{33043}Clouseau called. He wants me|to take him to the airport.
{33046}{33081}Then take him.
{33084}{33174}Let the president of Lugash worry|about his blood pressure a while.
{33177}{33243}- He's not going to Lugash.|- What?
{33246}{33306}He's booked|on the 12: 15 flight to London.
{33309}{33394}He suspects the Phantom|to be responsible for the robbery.
{33397}{33456}He said that since Sir Charles|lives in England...
{33458}{33511}Sir Charles Litton lives|in the south of France.
{33514}{33575}Yes, sir. Shall I tell him?
{33577}{33707}Don't bother.|He would just say, "I know that."
{33709}{33754}Trying to talk sense to Clouseau
{33757}{33891}is like Einstein trying|to explain relativity to a "minkey."
{34775}{34852}Does Sir Charles know|you're coming?
{34873}{34951}No, I want it|to remain a surprise.
{35017}{35047}What's wrong?
{35050}{35138}Your pop-out lighter|is refusing to pop out.
{35159}{35208}It's supposed to|pop out automatically
{35211}{35260}when it reaches|a specific temperature.
{35262}{35357}What exactly is this|specific temperature?
{35360}{35390}I don't know.
{35392}{35437}You should have checked|with the factory.
{35439}{35497}It is obvious|that this pop-out lighter
{35500}{35579}has reached this|specific pop-out temperature
{35582}{35642}and is refusing to pop out.
{35656}{35738}First rule for the car owner...|know your automobile.
{35741}{35782}But it is your automobile.
{35785}{35878}I know that,|but it is not my pop-out lighter.
{35880}{36018}If it were, I would know|the specific pop-out temperature.
{36295}{36357}Clouseau was trying|to fix the lighter.
{36359}{36420}He's sure that someone|planted a bomb in the car.
{36422}{36508}Yes, someone should have...|I mean, could have done that.
{36510}{36603}He wired Scotland Yard|and said he was arriving in disguise.
{36605}{36644}Disguise?
{36679}{36733}What kind of disguise?|Disguised as what?
{36846}{36881}Didn't say.
{36901}{36957}How are we going to tell|how to look for him?
{37562}{37615}- Don't bother.|- Thank you.
{39403}{39466}Ladies and gentlemen,|this is your captain speaking.
{39468}{39525}Please return to your seat|and fasten your seatbelt.
{39527}{39593}There is turbulence ahead.|Thank you.
{41876}{41932}Yes, very good trip.
{41935}{41976}Morning, sir. Enjoy your trip?
{41978}{42037}Yes, yes. Thank you.
{42040}{42082}- Thank you.|- Morning, madame.
{42190}{42235}- Can I help you?|- Thank you.
{42769}{42850}Inspector Clouseau,|I'm Drummond from Scotland Yard.
{42852}{42979}I am Henri Botot,|mustard salesman from Dijon.
{43071}{43123}Can I give you a lift,|Monsieur Botot?
{43125}{43174}That would be|very kind of you, Mr. Yard.
{43177}{43242}- Drummond.|- How is Scotland these days?
{43244}{43290}- Pardon?|- Scotland.
{43292}{43386}I have some relations|who are from Scotland.
{43388}{43443}My grandmother|on my father's side.
{43445}{43494}I'm quite fluent in Gaelic.
{43524}{43625}It is the night of moons|on the night of Gladez.
{43704}{43780}Inspector McLaren,|this is Monsieur Botot...
{43782}{43817}From Dijon.
{43820}{43844}How do you do?
{43844}{43928}I was just telling Sergeant Yard|about my father-in-law's sister
{43930}{43984}on my sergeant's side.
{44052}{44093}You go round the back.
{44663}{44697}At last.
{44699}{44767}My own house,|my own swimming pool.
{44858}{44965}My own 38-23-38.
{44967}{44999}Telegram.
{45001}{45035}Read it to me.
{45037}{45108}"Dear Chief Commissioner,|happy birthday.
{45111}{45214}Hope you enjoy|the 3,000 pounds of Jell-O."
{45231}{45294}3,000 pounds of Jell-O?
{45297}{45349}There must be some mistake.
{45352}{45438}Where would I put|3,000 pounds of Jell-O?
{45473}{45534}Besides, only Clouseau|would be stupid enough
{45537}{45613}to send me|3,000 pounds of Jell-O.
{45969}{45998}Hello, yes?
{46031}{46102}This is Inspector Drummond|of Scotland Yard.
{46104}{46157}I know it's late.|I hope I didn't wake you up.
{46160}{46232}It's quite all right.|In fact, you did me a favor.
{46235}{46275}Who is it?
{46309}{46353}What can I do for you,|Inspector?
{46355}{46416}It's about Inspector Clouseau.
{46418}{46556}Ml5 called and reported|that Libyan agents heard a rumor
{46559}{46617}that there might be|an assassination attempt
{46619}{46653}against Clouseau.
{46655}{46731}Really?|Who else wants to kill him?
{46734}{46800}I mean, who is behind it?
{46803}{46901}We don't know, but it comes|from a reliable source.
{46904}{47002}We've told Clouseau,|but he just laughed and said...
{47046}{47132}"'The moving finger writes."'
{47135}{47172}Finger.
{47195}{47248}When it's Clouseau,|he could mean anything.
{47251}{47327}- Do you know what time it is?|- Will you shut up?
{47404}{47450}No, not you.
{47452}{47527}- Where is he now?|- At his hotel.
{47529}{47600}I think you should order him|back to Paris
{47602}{47666}until we verify this rumor|one way or another.
{47668}{47745}Under no circumstances|allow him to go to Lugash.
{48107}{48182}Do you have for me the message?
{48215}{48295}- You want a massage?|- If you have one for me, yes.
{48298}{48358}Why don't you try Tokyo Lil|at the end of the block?
{48360}{48484}Ask for Passionflower Shirley,|the Yokohama Butterfly.
{48487}{48552}- Why should I do that?|- You want a massage, don't you?
{48554}{48622}Yes, but I want it from you.
{48624}{48713}- Sir, I don't give massages.|- You gave me one this morning.
{48715}{48756}You're mistaken.
{48758}{48839}Don't you try the tricks Anglais|with me, monsieur.
{48842}{48892}I received a message|this morning
{48894}{48962}from Inspector Quinlan|of the Yard of Scotland.
{48964}{49029}- The message!|- You gave it to me!
{49031}{49077}Message. You mean "message."
{49079}{49136}I know what I mean, you lunatic.
{49138}{49202}Do you or do you not|have for me the message?
{49297}{49410}No, sir.|For you there is no message.
{49565}{49596}Grouse-Moor Hotel.
{49598}{49648}- Inspector Clouseau.|- Leaving?
{49731}{49808}He just went up|to his room. I'll ring.
{49811}{49843}Thank you.
{50330}{50411}Yes? This is|Chief Inspector Clouseau.
{50436}{50490}Turn your bed down, sir.
{50960}{51011}Where are you? Can you hear me?
{51063}{51115}Yes? You were saying?
{51359}{51427}Idiot! Can you hear me?
{51773}{51853}Now then... what was that|you were saying?
{52370}{52417}Your message!
{52492}{52537}Your phone.
{52789}{52860}To the airport, my good man,|and drive like the wind.
{52862}{52889}Right, sir.
{53138}{53195}I knew that.
{53217}{53286}I've got a headache.|I don't want to hear another word.
{53288}{53354}Every time you get mixed up|with Clouseau...
{53356}{53401}- That's enough!|- What are you doing?
{53404}{53457}- What does it look like I'm doing?|- You can't.
{53459}{53528}The same thing I've been doing|every morning for the last two years.
{53530}{53556}You can't!
{53559}{53652}I'm sick and tired of you telling me|what I can do and what I can't.
{53655}{53699}Suit yourself.
{53793}{53877}I hope you like|the new pool cover you ordered.
{53967}{54016}I think you made|a mistake, Colonel.
{54018}{54095}Wrong, and never call me|"Colonel," Colonel Bufoni.
{54097}{54162}I am now your president|and I am infallible.
{54165}{54211}It says so|in the new constitution.
{54214}{54277}That you wrote yourself|when you were still a colonel.
{54279}{54359}You were a captain,|which you could soon become again.
{54361}{54463}Yes, Mr. President.|It's just that sending for Clouseau...
{54465}{54505}was a stroke of genius.
{54507}{54583}He found the Pink Panther before.|He will find it again.
{54585}{54639}Possibly. And then?
{54641}{54734}Then... the grateful people|of Lugash will shower me,
{54736}{54847}President Haleesh, with praise|and honor and their daughters.
{54849}{54967}And the insurance companies|which have already paid
{54970}{55030}our government's claim|of $12 million
{55033}{55091}for the theft of the Pink Panther...
{55094}{55152}what will they shower you with?
{55186}{55250}Why didn't you mention this|before I sent for Clouseau?
{55253}{55326}You didn't tell me till now|that you'd requested assistance
{55328}{55376}from somebody else's|police force.
{55379}{55424}Maybe we can withdraw|the request.
{55426}{55521}Not we, Mr. President... you.|Only you can't.
{55524}{55627}Clouseau's plane, at this minute,|is winging its way to Lugash.
{55676}{55759}Perhaps he won't find|the Pink Panther.
{55761}{55814}Perhaps he won't reach Lugash.
{55816}{55922}- Colonel, you wouldn't.|- To save my president.
{55925}{55975}Do what you must, Colonel.
{55977}{56027}Just don't tell me about it.
{56029}{56133}The president's conscience|must be unblemished.
{56160}{56238}You understand|my meaning, General?
{56240}{56359}As the hand understands|the glove, O Great One.
{56459}{56542}Try to get control of yourself,|my friend.
{56545}{56608}Giving in|in this way is not healthy.
{56610}{56682}If I were healthy,|why would I be here, Doctor?
{56684}{56756}I was referring|to your blood pressure.
{56759}{56884}I see. He's such a maniac,|such an idiot, such a fool.
{56886}{56939}And such a lucky fool.
{56941}{57001}He would fall backwards|down a manhole
{57004}{57083}and wind up|in the arms of Brooke Shields.
{57085}{57162}Now London half in ruins
{57165}{57259}and Lugash, a helpless desert|country, about to be devastated.
{57261}{57352}- Get hold of yourself.|- I'm trying.
{57355}{57429}You don't want to end up|at Happy Acres again.
{57432}{57537}No, but until Clouseau is|out of my hair,
{57539}{57632}out of my life forever,|I'm doomed.
{57634}{57689}I'll never smile again.
{57691}{57817}Frank Sinatra with the Pied Pipers|and Tommy Dorsey.
{57819}{57862}I'm falling apart
{57864}{57958}and you go down memory lane|with your silly jazz.
{57974}{58042}They know not to interrupt me|when I am with a patient
{58045}{58107}unless it is an emergency.
{58110}{58167}- Hello?|- Emergency call for the inspector.
{58200}{58338}It would seem the emergency|is not mine but yours.
{58472}{58544}- I have terrible news for you.|- What?
{58546}{58604}Inspector Clouseau's plane|is missing.
{58606}{58706}- You are sure?|- Positive. I am sorry.
{58708}{58787}I'll be right there. Thank you.
{58790}{58860}Dr. Longet, good-bye.
{58953}{59041}You see before you|a man reborn, cured, sane,
{59044}{59079}sound as a Swiss franc.
{59081}{59156}- The phone call was good news?|- Wonderful news.
{59159}{59264}Clouseau's plane is overdue|and presumed lost into the sea
{59266}{59321}and out of my life forever.
{59323}{59400}I'm going to wash that man|right out of my hair.
{59403}{59505}I know...|Mary Martin, South Pacific.
{59533}{59586}I'm going to wash that man|right outta my hair
{59591}{59660}I'm going to wash that man|right outta my hair.
{60171}{60212}She's here. Come in.
{60349}{60439}I think this is a mistake.|Tell her I'm out of town on a case.
{60442}{60507}- Do you think that's wise?|- You think talking to her is wise?
{60510}{60559}You were his immediate superior.
{60562}{60660}"Were."|You really think he's past tense?
{60662}{60723}- It certainly seems possible.|- It would be wonderful.
{60725}{60806}Sooner or later, a persistent reporter|like Marie Jouvet...
{60809}{60864}What can I say?|What can I tell her?
{60867}{60912}That I thought him an imbecile?
{60914}{60967}That I thought he was|the luckiest man in the world
{60969}{61038}with the brain|of a retarded clam?
{61040}{61090}- Of course not.|- Of course not.
{61093}{61172}You and I know he was an idiot,|but to the rest of the world,
{61175}{61232}he was the greatest detective|since Sherlock Holmes.
{61235}{61289}- If I tell the truth...|- Then don't.
{61292}{61358}He's gone.|Give them the hero they want.
{61360}{61406}It's no skin off your nose.
{61409}{61479}But is he gone? Is he really?
{61482}{61576}I've got this ghastly feeling|that next week or tomorrow,
{61578}{61691}I'll open the trunk of my car|or my closet, and... "Peekaboo!"
{61694}{61769}Even so, I don't think|you have a choice.
{61771}{61818}What if I don't bring it off?
{61820}{61862}Where Clouseau is concerned,
{61864}{61967}my emotions lurk below the surface|like a floating mine.
{61984}{62052}- Oh, God, I can't do it.|- You can do it.
{62054}{62127}I can do it? Yes, I can do it.
{62129}{62162}No, you do it.
{62452}{62476}Miss Jouvet.
{62528}{62604}Miss Jouvet,|how nice of you to come.
{62607}{62690}Please make yourself comfortable.|Pull up a clam.
{62708}{62776}How would you describe|Inspector Clouseau?
{62831}{62901}I've never known a man like him.
{62904}{62979}He was... unique.
{62982}{63038}Could you be more specific?
{63040}{63089}I could be, but...
{63092}{63196}To start with,|he was... unorthodox.
{63199}{63288}- In what way?|- In every way.
{63290}{63380}- Can you give me an example?|- An example.
{63382}{63416}Yes. For instance,
{63420}{63527}to keep himself constantly alert|to any attack,
{63530}{63631}he instructed his Chinese|manservant to attack him
{63633}{63687}wherever and whenever he could.
{63689}{63757}That's not only unorthodox,|it's bizarre.
{63760}{63824}- He sounds like a real nut.|- Shut up.
{63826}{63890}There were rumors|that you and he didn't get along.
{63949}{64049}I suppose we occasionally had|our... little disagreements,
{64051}{64169}but when you work|with somebody for 20 years,
{64172}{64245}you can't always be expected|to see...
{64297}{64354}to see eye to eye.
{64356}{64409}Then you think|he was a good detective?
{64452}{64492}He was...
{64494}{64540}I think he was...
{64588}{64646}You can't just say he was a...
{64698}{64788}There are no words|to describe what he really was.
{64790}{64829}How about "genius"?
{64907}{64948}That is a word.
{64950}{65006}- Courageous?|- Courageous?
{65083}{65146}The president|twice decorated him for bravery.
{65148}{65173}Right.
{65175}{65220}That sounds|like a courageous man to me.
{65223}{65292}Yes, it certainly sounds|that way, hmm?
{65295}{65363}He was reputed|to be a great athlete.
{65441}{65532}You have no idea|what an athlete he was.
{65534}{65583}A karate black belt.
{65636}{65720}- A black belt?|- An expert marksman.
{65722}{65757}A born leader.
{65806}{65852}Inspector, I'm so sorry.
{65854}{65931}Oh, he's crying.
{66021}{66087}This is Bruno.|I want a meeting right away.
{66089}{66134}- Who with?|- Everybody.
{66137}{66166}Okay, boss.
{67993}{68066}It was part of your job|to attack him like that?
{68068}{68095}Oh, yes.
{68108}{68178}Cato, I'm back on the case!
{68282}{68358}Now to set the trap,|catch the killer...
{68382}{68465}and prove to the world|that Maria Gambrelli is innocent...
{68467}{68497}of murder.
{68536}{68581}We'll have to accelerate|our training program.
{68583}{68650}You must learn to attack wherever|and whenever I least expect.
{68652}{68695}You must give no quarter.
{68698}{68810}- Didn't anyone ever get hurt?|- Yes, mostly me.
{68813}{68911}There was one time, however,|when the Mafia imported a ninja.
{68948}{68998}The inspector|thought the ninja was me.
{69476}{69518}Poor ninja.
{69520}{69567}I know just how he felt.
{69569}{69647}Now with your boss gone,|no more sneak attacks.
{69650}{69700}You must be very relieved.
{69703}{69767}Not entirely.
{69769}{69850}Sometimes when you do something|long enough, you miss it,
{69852}{69894}even if it was painful.
{69912}{69966}What do you think happened|to the inspector?
{69968}{70002}Beats me.
{70093}{70153}- Inspector Clouseau's residence.|- Marie Jouvet, please.
{70155}{70226}One moment, please.|It's for you.
{70304}{70357}This is Sergeant Duval speaking.
{70359}{70425}I have that information for you.
{70427}{70499}Clouseau's former assistant|Hercule Lajoy
{70501}{70590}is living on a river barge|called The Moth.
{70998}{71074}- Hercule Lajoy?|- Who wants to know?
{71077}{71122}Marie Jouvet.|I'm a television reporter.
{71124}{71173}I know what you are.
{71176}{71239}Can I come aboard?|I want to talk to you.
{71242}{71296}- You want answers?|- Of course.
{71298}{71382}How can I give you answers?|I am taking a nap.
{71384}{71431}I'll wait until you wake up.
{71456}{71492}All right.
{71734}{71803}You're even better looking|than you are on television.
{71805}{71860}- Thank you.|- Thank you.
{71875}{71967}I have the distinct impression|that I was expected.
{71996}{72059}Clouseau has disappeared.|You are a reporter.
{72062}{72125}- Elementary.|- Spoken like a true policeman.
{72128}{72168}A retired policeman.
{72171}{72229}- May I sit?|- As you choose.
{72268}{72316}You worked with Clouseau.
{72318}{72370}Yes, he was unique.
{72373}{72448}Intuitive, a man|who followed his hunches?
{72451}{72496}Who can tell|what Clouseau followed?
{72498}{72565}He was the most successful|man on the force.
{72567}{72649}Everything I thought|made up a proper investigation...
{72651}{72703}he did the opposite.
{72719}{72800}Facts, Hercule. Facts.
{72802}{72858}Nothing matters but the facts.
{72861}{72929}Without them, the science|of criminal investigation
{72932}{72985}is nothing more|than a guessing game.
{73037}{73097}Listen to me|and you will learn something.
{73100}{73181}The facts in this case are...
{73184}{73267}the body of the chauffeur was found|in the bedroom of the second maid.
{73269}{73301}Fact!
{73303}{73364}Cause of death...|four bullets in the chest.
{73367}{73413}Fact!
{73415}{73462}The bullets were fired|at close range
{73464}{73522}from a.25 caliber|Beretta automatic.
{73525}{73558}Fact!
{73560}{73644}Maria Gambrelli was discovered|with the murder weapon in her hand.
{73682}{73762}The murder weapon was registered|in the name of the deceased...
{73764}{73820}Miguel Ostos...|and was kept, mark you,
{73823}{73898}in the glove compartment|of the Ballon Rolls-Royce.
{73932}{74000}Members of the household staff|have testified
{74002}{74048}that Miguel Ostos beat...
{74091}{74144}Careful, you fool.|You've broken my pointing stick.
{74146}{74192}I've got nothing to point with now.
{74217}{74354}Have testified that Miguel Ostos|beat Maria Gambrelli frequently.
{74356}{74453}Finally comes the sworn statement|of Monsieur and Madame Ballon,
{74456}{74521}as well as all the members|of the staff,
{74523}{74575}each of them with perfect alibis.
{74621}{74719}Now then, Hercule,|what is the inescapable conclusion?
{74748}{74804}Maria Gambrelli killed the chauffeur.
{74806}{74855}What? You idiot. Impossible.
{74858}{74916}- She's protecting someone.|- How do you know that?
{74918}{74972}- Instinct!|- But, the facts.
{74974}{75040}You are forgetting|the most important fact... motive.
{75042}{75092}- He beat her.|- He was Spanish.
{75108}{75158}- He tore her dress off.|- Don't be ridiculous.
{75161}{75225}Would you kill somebody|who tore your dress off?
{75260}{75310}- I suppose not.|- Of course not.
{75370}{75437}No, there is no doubt|in my mind whatsoever, Hercule.
{75439}{75527}Maria Gambrelli is most definitely|protecting somebody.
{75529}{75589}Find that somebody,|and you have found the murderer.
{75592}{75694}And I shall find the murderer|before the day is out.
{75707}{75773}Maria Gambrelli|will tell me who he is.
{75797}{75888}Yet Clouseau was proved right.|Maria Gambrelli was innocent.
{75890}{75988}Clouseau was always proved right|at the end of the case,
{75990}{76077}but on the way, even he|made a few miscalculations.
{76596}{76663}Now he is lost in the sea.
{76677}{76740}I admired his successes,|but his methods...
{76743}{76811}they made a mockery|of everything I knew of police work.
{76814}{76891}So I quit,|but I have a good life.
{76894}{76996}I carry a few cargos,|charter to a group of tourists in August
{76999}{77062}when it gets too hot|to stay in Paris.
{77065}{77164}Don't you miss it sometimes...|the excitement?
{77166}{77234}Young lady,|if I missed the excitement,
{77236}{77290}don't you think|I would bait my hook?
{77358}{77411}Thank you, Hercule Lajoy.
{77413}{77482}I like you, and I don't think|you're nearly the hard case
{77485}{77526}you make yourself out to be.
{77528}{77634}I like Hercule, too, just because|he is the hard case he seems to be.
{77636}{77718}If you really want to get|to the bottom of this Clouseau thing,
{77720}{77781}forget about the ones|on his side of the law.
{77783}{77857}Dig up some of the crooks|he caught, or didn't catch.
{78007}{78053}Call again when you're|in the neighborhood!
{78055}{78101}Thank you. I may do that.
{78150}{78212}They only show|the top half of you on television.
{78214}{78287}- I'm glad the bottom is as good.|- Me, too.
{78649}{78677}How's business?
{78680}{78738}- Better.|- Picking up.
{78740}{78809}Clouseau disappears,|business gets better?
{78811}{78858}- Sure thing.|- Yeah, boss.
{78861}{78910}This Marie Jouvet...
{78912}{78983}- She's snooping around.|- So what?
{78985}{79079}Who knows? But I think|it's better if we put a tail on her.
{79081}{79130}Louis, she's no dummy.
{79133}{79216}- Pick a couple of good boys, huh?|- Done.
{79349}{79400}When I first met|Inspector Clouseau
{79403}{79463}about 20 years ago in Cortina,
{79466}{79511}I had a nasty ski accident.
{79513}{79616}Unfortunately, Clouseau happened|to be staying at the same hotel.
{79655}{79683}Sir.
{79701}{79755}Excuse me. My leg is caught.
{79757}{79813}You were married|to Inspector Clouseau.
{79815}{79841}Yes.
{79859}{79925}Had you known Sir Charles|before Cortina?
{79927}{79972}Only casually.
{79974}{80044}I am willing to bet you|10,000 francs
{80046}{80111}that the Phantom is in Cortina|at this very moment.
{80113}{80158}Even, perhaps,|in this very room.
{80161}{80222}How exciting.|What do you think, Mr. Tucker?
{80224}{80265}I agree with the inspector.
{80267}{80339}Ten of his victims have been guests|at Angela Dunning's parties.
{80342}{80437}- What are you all talking about?|- The notorious Phantom.
{80440}{80485}I've never heard of him.
{80487}{80554}The little I've read about him,|he seems to be quite a fellow.
{80557}{80624}There are few thieves|who are as clever as the Phantom.
{80626}{80686}Each theft is|completely different and unique,
{80688}{80737}classic in its conception.
{80739}{80811}I thought you were working on|the theory that he does repeat himself.
{80814}{80879}Only as far as Angela Dunning's|parties are concerned.
{80882}{80994}There is one other duplication,|but that is his trademark,
{80996}{81051}his calling card, so to speak.
{81054}{81136}He always leaves|a white monogrammed glove.
{81138}{81176}Sounds terribly theatrical.
{81179}{81271}If I were the Phantom,|I'd have chosen my victim already.
{81273}{81313}Really? Who?
{81348}{81399}Who owns the most fabulous|diamond in the world?
{81401}{81462}- I suppose I do.|- The Pink Panther.
{81464}{81536}Such a prize he could never resist.|He would be bound to try for it.
{81539}{81620}He'd be disappointed.|The Pink Panther is in my safe at...
{81622}{81682}Your Highness, please,|don't say it here.
{81684}{81724}If I'm not being too nosy,
{81727}{81809}I read that there was some dispute|over ownership of the Pink Panther.
{81812}{81889}It belongs to me.|It was a gift from my late father.
{81891}{81950}- I shall never surrender it.|- Why should you?
{81953}{82001}When the present government|seized power,
{82004}{82065}they claimed the diamond|was the property of the people.
{82068}{82155}There's even talk of the international|court deciding the issue.
{82158}{82230}Why don't I steal the diamond,|leave that glove behind,
{82233}{82282}and you and I can split the insurance?
{82284}{82319}All right.
{82322}{82382}I feel like dancing.|Your Highness?
{82384}{82419}I'd love to.
{82460}{82521}- How about you, madame?|- Yes, of course.
{82546}{82609}- Your leg is better, Sir Charles.|- What?
{82612}{82658}I say, your leg is better.
{82660}{82705}Much better, thank you.
{82736}{82771}Mr. Tucker...
{82856}{82886}That's my beer.
{82900}{82979}In May 1964,|you divorced Inspector Clouseau.
{82981}{83064}- A year later...|- I married the man of my dreams.
{83066}{83093}Who was that, darling?
{83095}{83199}That fellow Clouseau accused|of being the notorious Phantom.
{83202}{83289}Oh, him. You have to forgive her.|She's not very good on names.
{83292}{83377}- He's terribly attractive.|- But she has impeccable taste.
{83379}{83442}What made Inspector Clouseau|think you were the Phantom?
{83444}{83481}An anonymous phone call.
{83483}{83532}I see. Come up immediately.
{83535}{83592}Sir Charles. The Phantom.
{83594}{83643}I've really got him this time.
{83664}{83721}- Of course he was wrong.|- About what?
{83724}{83804}- About you being the Phantom.|- Of course he was wrong.
{83806}{83842}Wrong, but persistent.
{83845}{83888}Persistent he was.
{83890}{84011}He was convinced I was planning|to steal the Pink Panther.
{84014}{84084}When Princess Dala|gave a costume ball
{84086}{84175}at her villa in Rome,|Clouseau was there with his men.
{84178}{84208}Warm?
{84222}{84264}Yes. Must be hell in there.
{84278}{84325}But it's not so good in there.
{84347}{84443}- Anything suspicious?|- No, nothing to worry about.
{84446}{84505}My men are everywhere,|mingling here, mingling there,
{84508}{84553}watching all the time.
{84691}{84761}How dare you drink on duty!|Who is inside there?
{84763}{84811}- Sergeant Walter!|- Sergeant Quash.
{84814}{84870}Go on behaving like this|and I'll have your stripes!
{84872}{84920}The Pink Panther|was stolen that night?
{84923}{84956}By a gorilla.
{85543}{85580}Come back. It's me!
{86163}{86196}To my dying day,
{86199}{86280}I'll never forget that old man|trying to cross the street.
{86875}{86933}Come on, faster!
{86935}{86990}Hurry!
{86993}{87063}What's the matter with you?|Can't you drive faster?
{87330}{87382}We've been down this street.|Come on.
{87385}{87457}Quick! This is the road|they have gone up.
{87485}{87555}Don't argue with me.|I know where they've gone!
{87843}{87888}George, any idea|how we get out of here?
{87890}{87974}I don't know. I've been up|this street, that one, that one.
{87976}{88035}- How are we gonna get out?|- Try the high road.
{88038}{88091}I'll take the high road,|you take the low road.
{88093}{88138}- So long, Uncle Charles.|- Ciao, George.
{88902}{88956}Who taught you|to drive this thing?
{89240}{89278}I see them! That's them.
{89281}{89334}- No, it isn't.|- Yes!
{89674}{89719}Believe it or not, for a while,
{89722}{89812}it looked as though|Clouseau himself was the Phantom.
{89815}{89886}He was arrested|for having stolen the Pink Panther
{89889}{89934}and sent to prison.
{89960}{89984}Tucker!
{90039}{90079}But he was innocent?
{90082}{90125}Inept, but innocent.
{90128}{90186}- Inept?|- Wouldn't you say so, darling?
{90188}{90260}Not in everything, darling.|He was a terrific sleeper.
{90263}{90317}- It's hard to believe.|- It's true.
{90319}{90385}He almost never made a serious|mistake while he was sleeping.
{90388}{90468}I mean inept.|France's greatest detective?
{90471}{90522}It does test one's reality.
{90524}{90580}- Do you think he's dead?|- I hope not.
{90583}{90626}- What do you think, Sir Charles?|- No.
{90629}{90704}Men like Clouseau never die.|They're indestructible.
{90707}{90760}- That's the way it should be.|- Why?
{90763}{90803}We need them.
{90806}{90858}They help us preserve|our sense of humor.
{90860}{90935}They're living proof|that however bad things get,
{90938}{91045}if you persevere, you survive|and sometimes even win.
{91047}{91119}So you think determination|was the key to his success?
{91122}{91168}No question about it.
{91170}{91263}He was a fool, but he epitomized|the 11th commandment.
{91265}{91295}The 11th commandment?
{91298}{91364}Thou shalt not give up.
{91367}{91429}- I like that.|- I thought you might.
{91533}{91590}- Good-bye.|- Good-bye.
{91593}{91663}- Come and see us again.|- I may do that.
{91665}{91752}The man of your dreams|is also a Machiavellian charmer.
{91755}{91798}I know that. Thank you.
{91800}{91847}- Good-bye.|- Bye!
{92352}{92436}- You've just passed the hotel.|- Yes, ma'am.
{92438}{92481}But that's where I wanted to go!
{92483}{92589}- You see that car following us?|- What about it?
{92591}{92705}The two men in that car suggested|I drop you off at another address.
{92708}{92747}What are you talking about?
{92749}{92814}It was more like a threat|than a suggestion.
{92817}{92850}They threatened you?
{92853}{92910}One of them showed me|his brand-new gun.
{92958}{92995}Who are they?
{92997}{93042}You'll think I'm not on the ball,
{93045}{93113}but I neglected to get their names.
{93146}{93210}- You realize this is kidnapping?|- Yeah.
{93213}{93272}I have to be honest with you.
{93275}{93340}I couldn't come up with an alternative.
{93342}{93397}You can go to prison for life|for kidnapping.
{93400}{93483}Lady, the gun he showed me|was a.38 Magnum.
{93486}{93532}I don't know anything about guns.
{93535}{93623}That gun makes|enormous holes in things.
{93625}{93719}I had a choice between kidnapping you|and getting shot with that gun.
{93721}{93824}To be perfectly frank,|I would look terrible and feel worse
{93826}{93883}with an enormous hole in me.
{94288}{94388}Use it where it hurts the most.|Watch this.
{94651}{94707}Beat that. Miss Jouvet,|how nice of you to come.
{94709}{94755}- Did I have a choice?|- Actually, no.
{94757}{94802}Let's go where we can be in private.
{94805}{94883}- Do I have a choice?|- I just want to have a little talk.
{94885}{94942}- Watch your step.|- I always do.
{95013}{95087}Why the B-movie melodramatics?|You could have picked up a phone.
{95089}{95142}- Would you have come?|- To see the French godfather?
{95144}{95222}- Bruno, I'm a reporter.|- A terrific-looking one at that.
{95224}{95266}Take a swim.
{95424}{95475}Let's make ourselves comfortable.
{95511}{95556}Have a seat.
{95558}{95615}- Can I have a drink?|- Do I have a choice?
{95618}{95702}- Actually, no.|- How about some champagne?
{95705}{95754}Terrific.|Put a fresh peach in it.
{95757}{95810}You heard the lady.|Champagne, put a peach in it.
{95812}{95880}A peach? Yes, sir.
{95882}{95940}I never heard of a peach|in champagne before.
{95942}{95979}Very sexy.
{95981}{96043}- Make that two.|- Yes, sir.
{96087}{96137}What happens|if he doesn't have any peaches?
{96140}{96194}Something very melodramatic.
{96196}{96271}If it gets to that,|I'll settle for plain champagne.
{96308}{96424}Marie, you really are|some kind of sensational lady.
{96426}{96505}- Bruno, there is an old saying.|- What's that?
{96508}{96567}Never bullshit a bullshitter.
{96594}{96676}I want you to lay off|on this Clouseau thing.
{96697}{96754}- Take off your glasses.|- What for?
{96756}{96798}Then I can see what you're thinking.
{96826}{96862}I doubt that.
{96892}{96962}Why do you want me|to lay off Clouseau?
{96964}{97016}- Because I asked you to.|- That's not good enough.
{97018}{97055}It should be.
{97057}{97098}What if I don't?
{97196}{97279}When I was your age,|I used to sometimes wonder
{97282}{97391}what it would be like if I suddenly|found a whole lot of money.
{97393}{97454}- Ever imagine something like that?|- Yes.
{97471}{97556}I even imagined that someday|someone might try to bribe me
{97558}{97594}with a small fortune.
{97597}{97652}- What did you do?|- I was tempted.
{97655}{97679}That's a good start.
{97681}{97747}- But I said no.|- Not very bright.
{97749}{97848}I'm a reporter... for better|or for worse, an honest one.
{97862}{97922}Tell me why you want me|to lay off Clouseau.
{97925}{97984}I prefer things the way they are.
{98004}{98058}Clouseau created a lot of problems.
{98060}{98133}A smart lady like you|could find out he's still alive.
{98136}{98179}Or dead.
{98181}{98244}I might even find out|that someone killed him.
{98302}{98348}You've got a beautiful face.
{98374}{98427}Why stick it in where it doesn't belong?
{98429}{98467}It's my job.
{98470}{98521}What good is your job
{98523}{98592}if you gotta do your TV show|from a hospital bed?
{98655}{98746}I knew you were going to threaten me,|but I didn't know how I was going to react.
{98748}{98807}- I've surprised myself.|- Is that right?
{98809}{98878}Instead of scaring me,|you have made me angry.
{98880}{98935}I can't remember|when I've been so angry!
{98938}{98990}I'm a member of the press,|and I will not be intimidated
{98991}{99037}by you or anybody else!
{99060}{99120}- Now who's being melodramatic?|- You call this melodramatic?
{99122}{99170}- Wait till I get home!|- What are you going to do?
{99171}{99246}Faint or throw up. Maybe both.|I won't know till I get there.
{99248}{99319}- Eight to five, it's throw up.|- You've got a bet!
{99338}{99371}Sir?
{99419}{99494}- Gutsy lady.|- Yes, indeed, sir.
{99518}{99599}- Great ass.|- I didn't notice, sir.
{99615}{99715}Arthur, there's an old saying...|never bullshit a bullshitter.
{99717}{99844}Yes, of course, sir.|Yes, a great ass, indeed.
{99893}{99946}Can I get out now?
{100124}{100190}I don't think she has|such a great ass.
{100257}{100291}What do you expect me to do?
{100303}{100337}- Arrest him.|- On what charge?
{100340}{100385}- He had me kidnapped.|- Can you prove it?
{100388}{100421}Ask the taxi driver!
{100424}{100475}You said it was the taxi driver|who kidnapped you.
{100477}{100535}Bruno's men forced him to.|They had guns!
{100537}{100622}- Did you see the guns?|- No, but the taxi driver...
{100625}{100693}I'm certain that everything|you've told me is true,
{100695}{100779}but I'm equally certain|that Monsieur Langois will deny it.
{100781}{100834}- Monsieur Langois?|- What it boils down to...
{100836}{100889}It boils down to|his word against mine!
{100892}{100916}Exactly!
{100916}{100951}And in certain circles,
{100953}{101021}Monsieur Langois' word|carries a lot of weight.
{101023}{101074}You are upset,|so I will ignore the innuendo.
{101077}{101144}Upset or not,|the innuendo stands.
{101146}{101227}May I suggest that you go home|and forget all about this?
{101248}{101275}Excuse me.
{101278}{101327}I shall tell you|exactly where I'm going.
{101329}{101399}I'm going to my office,|where I shall write my next broadcast
{101401}{101446}about a Mafia boss|who kidnapped me
{101449}{101528}and the chief inspector of the Sûreté|who refused to do anything about it!
{101531}{101603}In my opinion,|that would be most unwise.
{101605}{101711}What it boils down to, Inspector,|is I don't trust your opinion.
{101987}{102044}Miss Jouvet seemed a bit upset.
{102046}{102127}Miss Jouvet is turning out|to be a real pain in the a...
{102158}{102233}So far, the incident|hasn't even been investigated.
{102235}{102308}If Bruno Langois is in the mood|to deny the allegation,
{102310}{102372}I will be happy|to repeat it on the witness stand.
{102375}{102408}She's talking about you.
{102410}{102470}It won't be the first time|that I've been instrumental...
{102473}{102546}- Lot of guts.|- To change his testimony.
{102549}{102616}I believe even the French|godfather would think twice
{102619}{102670}about challenging me in court.
{102672}{102747}As for Chief Inspector Dreyfus,
{102749}{102841}if he really is the paragon|of police virtue he purports to be,
{102844}{102926}why hasn't he bothered to find|the taxi driver and interrogate him?
{102929}{102987}She's talking about you.
{103032}{103118}It's intriguing, but the more|I find out about Clouseau,
{103121}{103176}the more|certain interested parties
{103179}{103242}would prefer that I drop|my investigation.
{103245}{103321}So far I haven't turned up|anything incriminating,
{103323}{103418}but obviously I'm rocking the boat|and people are getting nervous.
{103420}{103489}One thing's sure...|I intend to keep on rocking
{103491}{103536}until I have an answer for you.
{103539}{103569}Good night.
{103834}{103891}Inspector Clouseau's residence,|Cato speaking.
{103894}{103953}I've gone to Miami Beach|to spend Chinese New Year
{103955}{103997}with my maternal grandmother.
{103999}{104043}Leave a message after the beep.
{105115}{105153}Avon calling!
{108552}{108581}You?
{108724}{108760}Regrettably.
{108925}{108985}Inspector Clouseau's residence,|Cato speaking.
{108987}{109046}I've gone to Miami Beach|to spend Chinese New Year
{109049}{109087}with my maternal grandmother.
{109090}{109129}Leave a message after the beep.
{109132}{109223}- I'm sorry.|- I'm used to it.
{109226}{109288}This is Professor Auguste Balls|of Paris.
{109290}{109389}You Oriental picaroon, you can't|fool me about the plane crash.
{109391}{109442}He is hiding to avoid payment.
{109445}{109542}Unless I receive 4,000 francs|by Friday, I'm suing!
{109544}{109594}Put that in your opium pipe|and smoke it,
{109597}{109642}you conniving Cantonese!
{109668}{109731}Who the hell|is Professor Auguste Balls?
{109733}{109822}Inspector Clouseau's|official disguise maker.
{109824}{109867}- What's a picaroon?|- A cheat.
{109869}{109935}- That's great.|- Being called a cheat?
{109937}{109986}Some of my best friends|are picaroons.
{110019}{110056}I'm sorry I broke in.
{110058}{110119}That's okay.|Keeps me in practice.
{110121}{110167}Can I get you|a cup of tea or something?
{110169}{110239}- No, thanks.|- I could use an aspirin.
{110241}{110288}I telephoned before,|and I really thought
{110291}{110359}you'd gone to visit|your grandmother in Miami.
{110362}{110417}Miami Beach.|She runs a bingo parlor.
{110419}{110460}She's a real picaroon!
{110520}{110572}I thought maybe I'd find something.
{110666}{110709}- Like what?|- Like this.
{110711}{110757}Oh, that.
{110759}{110804}Do you know who these people are?
{110807}{110847}His parents.
{110849}{110926}- Are they still alive?|- His father is.
{110935}{110991}He lives in|the Château Clouseau à Lamarque.
{110994}{111027}He's a winemaker.
{111284}{111330}Swine rabbit.
{111756}{111802}My Chardonnay.
{111831}{111873}My Beaujolais.
{112017}{112062}He wants to try.
{112105}{112141}What are you doing?
{112144}{112194}It's good.
{112438}{112538}It doesn't taste the same|since we lost Fifi.
{112540}{112591}My missing grape Fifi.
{112642}{112702}Could you tell me something|about your son?
{112790}{112873}No. After 4:00...
{112892}{112982}I can't tell you anything|about my son.
{112984}{113030}Why not after 4:00?
{113033}{113143}Because after tasting|the wine all day,
{113145}{113268}after 4:00,|I can't remember my son,
{113271}{113360}let alone tell you|anything about him.
{113362}{113522}It is a miracle|that I remember it is after 4:00.
{113854}{113898}That felt good.
{113900}{113977}- Are you all right?|- Of course I am.
{113979}{114134}I was just checking|that Nanna vacuumed the rug.
{114179}{114235}Speaking of Nanna...
{114360}{114388}Fetch Nanna.
{114519}{114598}Nanna has been with me 61 years.
{114600}{114664}She was Jacques' nurse.
{114666}{114715}- Oh, really?|- What?
{114717}{114787}I said, "really."
{114789}{114827}I know that.
{114829}{114896}Because you said Nanna|was your son's nurse.
{114898}{114994}Mademoiselle, you don't|have to repeat what I said.
{114996}{115053}I know what I said.
{115055}{115195}Fortunately, I am not too old|to have lost my memory yet.
{115197}{115244}Knock wood.
{115348}{115381}Come in!
{115581}{115634}What am I laughing about?
{115636}{115689}I'm not sure I can explain it.
{115823}{115881}Nanna approaches.
{116598}{116641}A droite, dog.
{117587}{117640}- Santé!|- Santé.
{117934}{117990}How she loves that dog.
{118703}{118746}Regardez, dog.
{119020}{119175}My son Jacques Clouseau|was born September 8, 1920.
{119178}{119293}He had his mother's eyes|and his father's kidneys.
{119811}{119880}From the very beginning,
{119883}{119972}Jacques wanted to be a policeman.
{120118}{120181}He had many setbacks...
{120203}{120286}but he was always resourceful.
{120401}{120496}He was 18|when he entered the university
{120498}{120558}and fell in love.
{120613}{120715}The girl of his dreams|married another.
{120762}{120881}Jacques decided|that life was not worth living.
{121342}{121389}To whom it may concern...
{121459}{121534}I find life|no longer worth living.
{121576}{121611}Fortunately...
{121640}{121679}there was a power failure.
{121682}{121726}Swine lights.
{122053}{122144}When the Germans invaded France,
{122147}{122239}Jacques joined the underground.
{123959}{124003}Swine plunger.
{124237}{124319}After the war,|he joined the police force,
{124321}{124375}and the rest is history.
{124377}{124445}Thank you, Monsieur Clouseau.|It's been most interesting.
{124448}{124482}- It has?|- Yes.
{124485}{124543}It helps to round out my tribute.
{124546}{124591}What do you mean?
{124634}{124711}Your tribute doesn't need rounding.
{124713}{124770}You have a great-looking tribute.
{124844}{124917}- He's alive, you know.|- How do you know that?
{124920}{125016}He has his mother's eyes|but his father's fortitude.
{125019}{125083}- I thought it was his kidneys.|- That, too.
{125085}{125151}A man with such fortitude|and kidneys
{125154}{125210}must be alive someplace.
{125212}{125278}- I hope so.|- I knew that.
{125638}{125715}And so, after leaving|that delightful old man,
{125717}{125793}who is so firmly convinced|that his famous son is still alive,
{125796}{125855}I began to wonder...|is it possible?
{125858}{125935}Mafia boss Bruno Langois|seems to think it is.
{125937}{126016}Sir Charles Litton feels|that such men are indispensable
{126019}{126065}and therefore indestructible.
{126067}{126157}Chief Inspector Dreyfus|is so obsessed with the possibility
{126159}{126231}that he's on the verge|of another nervous breakdown.
{126234}{126336}Did Inspector Clouseau|really perish in the sea as reported,
{126339}{126413}or, for reasons as yet unknown,
{126416}{126492}is he out there someplace|plotting his next move,
{126495}{126569}waiting to reveal himself|when the time is right?
{126571}{126628}I am reluctant|to believe that misfortune
{126630}{126699}has really struck down|such a great man.
{126819}{126870}Swine seagull.
{127316}{127367}We must find that woman.
{127473}{127536}Here's the report.
{127538}{127610}I will apprehend this culprit|within 24 hours.
{127655}{127700}Now we are getting somewhere.
{127717}{127741}You...
{127874}{127921}That's a priceless Steinway!
{127924}{127958}Not anymore.
{128684}{128727}Inspector Clouseau's residence.
{128730}{128786}- Clouseau?|- One moment, please.
{128806}{128835}For you.
{129271}{129350}He is Sir Charles Phantom,|the notorious Litton.
{129353}{129409}- The Phantom.|- One and the same.
{129423}{129475}My greedy little yellow pimp.
{129498}{129567}There is something that I am|very interested to know.
{129569}{129603}This room looks very...
{129963}{130002}Back to town!
{130094}{130130}Follow that car!
{130450}{130496}Does your dog bite?
{130620}{130654}Nice doggy.
{130728}{130786}I thought you said|your dog did not bite.
{130789}{130846}That is not my dog.
{130906}{130967}Excuse me. Do you know the way|to the Palace Hotel?
{130969}{130996}Yes.
{131020}{131083}Special delivery. A bomb.
{131086}{131133}Were you expecting one?
{131146}{131186}A bomb?!
{131523}{131597}You fool!|You raving Orient idiot!
{131599}{131659}There is a time|and a place for everything, Cato!
{131684}{131728}And this is it.
{131955}{131989}And another thing!
{132025}{132131}I was known as the Pavlova|of the parallels.
{132233}{132286}Yes, it's all coming back now.
{132334}{132374}I remember it.
{132601}{132642}That felt good.