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{2121}{2329}{Y:b}The Pink Panther Revenge Of The Pink Panther - Comedy 1978 Eng Subs [H264-mp4]
{2792}{2862}So he wants to cut it off|just like that?
{2920}{2975}He doesn't think|you can handle it.
{3004}{3054}The arrangements have been concluded.
{3056}{3167}I gave them my word|because he gave me his word.
{3169}{3211}Tell me why.
{3212}{3267}You know why.
{3321}{3379}You're not strong anymore.
{3405}{3443}You lost control.
{3498}{3599}You tell him this.|Nothing has changed.
{3601}{3696}We've had a few setbacks.|That's to be expected in any business.
{3698}{3802}But I am still in charge,|and I am still strong!
{3803}{3850}Make no mistake.
{3851}{3952}You tell him|he had better keep his word.
{3954}{4023}Tell him the 25th as agreed.
{4055}{4168}I'll send him a sign,|a little demonstration...
{4170}{4248}to prove that I'm still strong.
{5240}{5299}- Good afternoon, Mr. Douvier.|- Good afternoon, Simone.
{5446}{5503}- Any calls?|- On your desk.
{5734}{5780}What's this "Dr. Herb called"?
{5782}{5849}That's your yearly checkup,|Tuesday at 4:30.
{5851}{5918}Okay. Is New York going to call back?
{5919}{5969}Between 5:00 and 6:00.
{5971}{6034}Good. Everybody else here?
{6035}{6084}Yes. In the boardroom.
{6360}{6431}I don't think we should|keep them waiting any longer.
{6589}{6653}- Will I see you tonight?|- Of course, Miss Le Gree.
{7008}{7067}Gentlemen, we have a problem.
{7069}{7118}The Gannet transaction|is in jeopardy...
{7120}{7191}because New York seems to feel|I no longer have...
{7193}{7251}the power to control|the situation.
{7252}{7323}So I have sent word...
{7324}{7454}that I will give them|a demonstration, a sign...
{7456}{7542}to show that I am still in control.
{7545}{7610}That France is still|a viable territory.
{7638}{7717}What I want from you,|are suggestions.
{7750}{7801}I have an idea.
{7803}{7838}All right.
{7839}{7925}Would you ask your secretary|to bring in the morning paper?
{7983}{8076}- Would you bring in the morning paper?|- Right away, sir.
{8185}{8249}Who is the most important man|in France today?
{8251}{8306}Present company excluded, of course.
{8308}{8345}Thank you.
{8347}{8421}- The president, I suppose.|- For our purpose.
{8423}{8515}A man New York knows even better|than the president of France.
{8517}{8617}A man with which our entire|world organization is familiar...
{8619}{8686}and would like nothing better|than to see him out of the way.
{8688}{8731}Who?
{8828}{8914}Who has given us nothing but trouble|for the past ten years?
{8916}{9028}Who has survived|16 assassination attempts?
{9030}{9107}Including two by his own boss.
{9225}{9259}Clouseau.
{9261}{9369}You want to impress New York,|eliminate Clouseau.
{9370}{9446}Eliminate Clouseau and we'll have|every cop in France down on our necks.
{9448}{9502}Not if we do it smart.
{9504}{9593}There is a rumor|that he is really a complete imbecile.
{9594}{9629}I've heard that.
{9630}{9686}Yet he continues to survive.
{9687}{9785}I have it on good authority|that he is anything but an imbecile.
{9786}{9850}That he only plays at the fool.
{9879}{9961}In any case, it is too dangerous.
{10073}{10119}Can you do it smart?
{10148}{10183}Yes.
{10201}{10233}Do it.
{17816}{17864}Balls?
{17866}{17954}Inspector Clouseau!|My dear Chief lnspector Clouseau!
{17956}{18037}How I have missed you!|How we have missed you!
{18038}{18133}Your disguise is ready for the|final fitting. You'll be very pleased.
{18134}{18213}Cunny! Quick! Quick!|Inspector Clouseau is here!
{18215}{18263}I noticed you have|some very interesting new noses.
{18264}{18346}I will model them for you.|Cunny, get on with it!
{18348}{18418}I will bring you one right away.
{18420}{18478}- There were some on the left.|- Yes, yes.
{18480}{18526}The final fitting.
{18528}{18618}I call this one "Wino and Roses."
{18785}{18900}Magnificent.|Even though I say so myself.
{18901}{18957}This is no small feat.
{18959}{19056}Now you can work the Left Bank|and Montmartre with anonymity.
{19058}{19175}Yes. The old anonymity ploy.
{19325}{19423}That's it!|You can do it, lnspector!
{19425}{19465}Chief lnspector.
{19467}{19567}You can walk, Chief lnspector.|You can walk!
{19593}{19636}Yes! Yes!
{19637}{19697}You are a genius, Balls.
{19698}{19801}I can! I can walk!
{19901}{19989}Thank heavens.
{19991}{20098}For little girls.
{20100}{20222}They keep on getting smaller|every day.
{20563}{20597}Yes?
{20599}{20657}A special delivery.
{20697}{20731}Thank you.
{20796}{20860}I'm sorry. I'm a little short.
{20861}{20896}Forget it.
{21139}{21190}Special delivery. A bomb.
{21192}{21241}Were you expecting one?
{21264}{21306}A bomb?
{21743}{21780}Yes?
{21827}{21861}What?
{21985}{22020}Right.
{22021}{22094}What's the matter?
{22096}{22190}The bomb destroyed half the block,|and Clouseau survived.
{22192}{22288}I am certain, sir,|that the bomb was intended for me.
{22289}{22337}- Bomb?|- What?
{22339}{22406}- You said, "bomb."|- Yes, yes.
{22408}{22463}Fortunately, Professor Balls...
{22465}{22557}took refuge behind a new shipment|of inflatable goiters...
{22559}{22610}which cushioned the force|of the explosion.
{22612}{22652}Inflatable goiters?
{22653}{22725}Yes. His Valentine's Day collection.
{22769}{22815}It's amazing that you survived.
{22817}{22852}Yes, yes.
{22853}{22919}I must apprehend this mad bomber...
{22921}{22988}before he does any more|of the damage in here.
{22989}{23026}Or she.
{23028}{23096}- "Or she"?|- A man dressed as a woman.
{23209}{23276}"Four armed robberies in three weeks."
{23277}{23358}Two of the victims were assaulted|and grappled with the robber.
{23360}{23453}Both the victims felt the robber|was much too strong to be a woman.
{23488}{23578}Three years ago, we sent to prison|a man named Claude Russo.
{23580}{23672}"Russo committed robberies|disguised as a woman."
{23673}{23759}Well, sir,|I must be off to apprehend...
{23761}{23838}this mad bomber now.
{23841}{23926}Remember, it just could be Russo.
{23927}{23991}Yes, it just could be Russo. Yes.
{23993}{24075}- Yes. I just said that.|- Yes, I know that. Yes, sir.
{24076}{24180}Well, sir, until we meet again,|and the case is solved.
{24337}{24367}Fire!
{24775}{24829}You may not have seen|these gentlemen before...
{24831}{24893}but they have at one time or another|worked for you.
{24895}{24952}And needless to say,|they are specialists.
{24953}{24997}The best in France.
{24999}{25068}And you expect them|to take care of Clouseau?
{25069}{25160}Oh, no. They've been contracted|to eliminate Mr. Chong.
{25162}{25204}Who is Mr. Chong?
{25372}{25452}Mr. Chong was recommended|by Hong Kong.
{25612}{25699}Gentlemen, fulfill your contracts.
{28008}{28087}Why don't you get out of those|wet clothes? You could catch pneumonia.
{28088}{28135}Yes, I know that.
{28136}{28249}I will as soon as I get home provided|idiot Cato does not attack me first.
{28251}{28302}Why don't you tell him not to?
{28304}{28356}Believe me, it's not that easy.
{28358}{28457}I gave him instructions to attack me|wherever and whenever possible.
{28459}{28571}And it has now become a matter of pride|with him to try to outsmart me.
{28573}{28667}I guarantee that at this very minute|his fiendish yellow brain...
{28668}{28716}is plotting some new ambush.
{28828}{28899}Yes, I know that.
{30284}{30319}Cato?
{30885}{30983}Pay attention!|This is your employer speaking.
{30984}{31089}I am canceling the attack orders|for tonight.
{31091}{31144}Do you understand?
{31146}{31264}I know that I told you|to show no mercy...
{31266}{31363}and to attack|and to pay no attention to what I say.
{31424}{31458}But tonight...
{31564}{31622}But tonight...
{31624}{31715}I am ordering you|to pay attention!
{31802}{31884}You will not attack, Cato!
{32080}{32121}Shut up that row!
{32122}{32206}I am trying to save my life,|madam.
{32383}{32467}Obviously the little yellow slime|is not paying attention.
{35255}{35338}It's a very substantial building,|but we're doing a great deal to it.
{35340}{35435}I'm sure when it's finished,|you'll find it peaceful and delightful.
{36157}{36206}Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence.
{36231}{36285}One moment, please.
{36287}{36325}For you.
{36655}{36715}What on earth is going on?
{36716}{36782}Excuse me, madame and messieurs.
{36784}{36831}I beg your pardon.|I am so sorry.
{36832}{36879}It's still for you.
{36880}{36928}Chief lnspector.
{36930}{36994}Pardon me.|I am needed on the phone.
{37131}{37170}Hello?
{37171}{37271}This is Chief lnspector Clouseau|speaking on the phone.
{37273}{37341}Listen to me carefully.
{37343}{37400}If you want to catch|the French Connection...
{37402}{37448}meet me tonight at 11:00...
{37450}{37531}in the Bois de Bologne|near the Grande Cascade.
{37533}{37586}And come alone.
{37799}{37903}That's so obvious,|he's bound to think it's a trap.
{37905}{38022}Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound|to think it can't be a trap.
{38023}{38090}It's so obvious,|it's bound to be a trap.
{38092}{38166}That is why you will never be|a great detective.
{38167}{38230}It's so obvious,|it could not possibly be a trap.
{38232}{38335}Now, Cato, warm up the Silver Hornet.
{38943}{39003}I very much suspect...
{39004}{39078}that the Hornet is overdue|for a service...
{39079}{39148}so if you don't mind,|I'll use your car tonight.
{39641}{39723}He's driving a white Peugeot.|License number is...
{40219}{40291}By any chance,|are you going to Fontainebleau?
{40293}{40323}Well...
{40325}{40367}Wonderful!
{40416}{40463}How lucky can a girl get?
{40465}{40526}You're an absolute darling.
{40592}{40635}It's green.
{40637}{40671}It is?
{40673}{40730}The traffic light.
{40942}{41048}Generally speaking, it's dangerous|for a beautiful girl like you...
{41050}{41106}to be hitchhiking at night.
{41107}{41181}I know. That's because,|generally speaking...
{41182}{41251}beautiful girls like me|don't carry guns.
{41253}{41296}Yes, yes.
{41438}{41529}Are you saying|that you carry a gun?
{41559}{41645}I've got it in here somewhere.|It's not very big.
{41647}{41694}Watch it. It might go off.
{41695}{41771}Only if you don't do|exactly what I say.
{41811}{41846}Listen, Miss...
{41847}{41898}Russo.
{41900}{41971}But you can call me Claude.
{42080}{42121}Pull off the road.
{42123}{42213}Oh, the old "pull off the road" ploy!
{42214}{42348}Yes. Then we will see how you do with|the old "take off your clothes" ploy.
{43050}{43129}And if you don't want|to freeze to death, put on the dress.
{43130}{43156}Never!
{43158}{43241}Suit yourself.|But the dress is an original Dior...
{43243}{43314}and you've got sensational legs.
{44287}{44322}Yes?
{44370}{44440}Oh. Good. Thank you.
{44442}{44496}Why don't you just take that|off the hook?
{44498}{44626}Won't be necessary. The great lnspector|Clouseau won't be bothering us anymore.
{44803}{44862}Hello, boys!
{44864}{44922}Am I glad to see you!
{44923}{45018}And we are certainly glad|to see you.
{45058}{45105}Wait a moment! You know me.
{45106}{45161}I'm Chief lnspector Clouseau|of the surete.
{45163}{45210}And I am Officer Bardot.
{45212}{45267}But you can call me Brigitte.
{45269}{45353}Listen, Brigitte. You are making|an understandable mistake.
{45354}{45434}Don't let my legs fool you.|I'm really a man. Listen!
{45507}{45605}The palace flag is lowered|to half-mast.
{45637}{45721}The president has declared a day|of national mourning.
{45746}{45798}Only a few hours ago...
{45800}{45885}the great detective stood|in this very courtyard...
{45887}{45934}and was decorated by the president...
{45935}{45986}for outstanding service|to his country.
{46034}{46090}According to the coroner's report...
{46091}{46176}Chief lnspector Clouseau|was probably dead...
{46178}{46261}before his car hit the telephone pole...
{46262}{46307}and burst into flames.
{46403}{46484}The president called me at 6:00|this morning.
{46486}{46574}A dozen countries have offered the|services of their finest detectives...
{46576}{46634}but the president|made it painfully clear...
{46636}{46705}that this must be solved by Frenchmen,|and quickly...
{46706}{46754}or we can all hand in|our resignations.
{46756}{46809}I spoke with Dr. Laprone|at the hospital...
{46811}{46882}and he assures me that Dreyfus|is completely cured.
{46919}{46957}It's amazing.
{46958}{47022}I've seen some lunatics|in my time.
{47024}{47106}They were all pikers compared|with Dreyfus. He was like a wild animal!
{47107}{47161}Didn't he actually bite you?
{47162}{47238}Oh, yes. On the leg.
{47240}{47301}I had to take rabies shots|just in case.
{47302}{47368}The doctor swears|that his recovery is complete.
{47370}{47486}He said that in the last 12 hours,|Dreyfus has literally become a new man.
{47487}{47538}Thank God for that because we need him.
{47540}{47629}If anyone knows about Clouseau|and who might have murdered him...
{47631}{47714}that man is former|Chief lnspector Charles Dreyfus.
{47736}{47790}Isn't it fantastic, Doctor?
{47792}{47900}Reinstated at my former rank|with no loss of pay or social benefits.
{47902}{47989}Yes. It could actually be called|a psychic rebirth.
{47990}{48062}I am in your debt.|I shall be eternally grateful.
{48064}{48121}I only helped. I led the way.
{48122}{48210}But in the final analysis,|it was your victory, Charles.
{48212}{48262}Our victory, Paul.
{48264}{48322}But only at the expense of another.
{48324}{48387}Huh? Oh, Clouseau, you mean.
{48390}{48497}It could be said that he died|so that you might live.
{48499}{48545}I wish I could feel sorry.
{48547}{48593}You feel no guilt?
{48595}{48636}None.
{48638}{48709}To be honest,|when I first heard he was dead...
{48710}{48757}there were a few moments...
{48759}{48855}when I was actually convinced|I was in a state of grace.
{48885}{48925}Is that wrong?
{48927}{48990}It isn't a matter of right or wrong.
{48992}{49040}Look, I hated him.
{49042}{49125}He literally drove me out of my mind,|as you know.
{49126}{49216}Isn't it natural that|I should feel happiness, even joy...
{49217}{49333}at the thought of him being dead,|out of the way and gone forever?
{49335}{49373}Natural, yes.
{49375}{49452}But there is a danger|that such feelings might promote guilt.
{49453}{49519}Clouseau could come back|and haunt you.
{49521}{49589}- I have no guilt.|- Not now.
{49590}{49706}Not ever. Clouseau is gone,|and I am free forever.
{49708}{49757}Now, have a cigar.
{49759}{49798}Thank you, Charles.
{49800}{49857}I've made the necessary arrangements|for your release.
{49859}{49935}The surete is sending a car|for you to be picked up at 5:30.
{49937}{50002}Remember, you're on probation|for 12 months.
{50004}{50090}If you have any problems,|call on me immediately.
{50092}{50138}Thank you, Paul.
{50286}{50354}Listen to me, Officer.|You are making a serious mistake.
{50356}{50423}Unless you release me immediately,|I will personally see to it...
{50425}{50512}that you are transferred to Martinique|where you will spend your career...
{50514}{50585}writing traffic citations|and checking parking meters.
{50587}{50681}The man who was killed in that car,|my car, uh, Cato's car, was not me.
{50683}{50748}He was wearing my clothes, yes.|These are his clothes!
{50749}{50805}I am Chief lnspector Jacques Clouseau.
{50807}{50853}Miss or Missus?
{50855}{50943}You fool! The president himself|when he decorated me said...
{50945}{51014}"Clouseau, you are a man of courage."
{51016}{51086}And he called me the greatest detective|in all of France.
{51088}{51154}Charlatan! Impostor!
{51156}{51221}All right, calm down, Mr. Poirot.
{51223}{51258}Poirot?
{51260}{51374}Yes. Yes.|But you can call me Hercule.
{51376}{51458}And I am the greatest detective|in all of France...
{51460}{51508}the greatest in all the world.
{51660}{51723}That man is obviously crazy.
{51725}{51776}We do not use that word around here.
{51778}{51861}- What do you normally use around here?|- Now, now!
{51863}{51922}He is very now-now,|I can tell you that.
{51924}{51971}Court order.
{51973}{52053}I shall need your signature|on the transfer document.
{52165}{52276}Ninety days comprehensive...|Thank you.
{52278}{52335}Psychiatric examination.
{53264}{53304}Peekaboo.
{53356}{53407}Your car's at the entrance, lnspector.
{53621}{53676}Good-bye, Chief lnspector Dreyfus.
{53942}{53995}Good evening, Chief lnspector Dreyfus.
{53997}{54054}Good evening, Francois.
{54156}{54243}It's good to have you back on the job,|Chief lnspector.
{54245}{54337}Is it true that you will personally take|charge of the Clouseau investigation?
{54338}{54368}Yes.
{54370}{54446}You must feel torn.|On the one hand, it is your duty...
{54448}{54535}to send the guilty parties|to the guillotine for killing Clouseau.
{54537}{54605}On the other hand...
{54606}{54680}I'm sure you'd rather|congratulate them, eh?
{54708}{54772}Can you imagine,|a state funeral for that idiot?
{54773}{54854}The president, dignitaries|from all over the world will be coming.
{54856}{54940}Why, there's a rumor|the pope might even show up.
{54941}{54989}Pope?
{55021}{55057}Pope?
{55059}{55089}What?
{55091}{55169}You said pope.|Do you have a cold?
{55171}{55277}Yes, yes. I have the cold|in the chest, you know.
{55298}{55376}You sound terrible.|Do you want me to send you a doctor?
{55378}{55458}No, no. It's much better|than it sounds.
{55460}{55545}Anyway, I want to go directly|to the Clouseau apartments...
{55547}{55608}to commence the search|for the clues.
{55609}{55644}Yes, sir.
{56296}{56348}This is the Clouseau residence?
{56349}{56380}Yes.
{56540}{56672}This is also the residence|of the Clouseau manservant Cato Fong?
{56674}{56715}Yes.
{56716}{56789}Then be so good as to tell him...
{56791}{56883}that I wish to have speaks with him.
{56884}{57000}Who shall I say wish to have speaks|with Mr. Fong?
{57037}{57091}Tell him it is an old friend.
{57092}{57157}Mr. Fong has many old friends.
{57159}{57271}Listen, you, tell him|it is Chief lnspector...
{57317}{57352}Clouseau.
{57354}{57411}Why didn't you say so|in the first place?
{57412}{57460}Please come in.
{57713}{57748}Good evening...
{57750}{57820}and congratulations!
{57822}{57869}You are our first Caucasian...
{57871}{57963}and that entitles you|to a 10% discount until midnight.
{57964}{58052}- Who are you?|- Mrs. Wu. But you can call me Madam.
{58120}{58188}- Yes?|- Inspector Clouseau.
{58189}{58239}Please come in.
{58265}{58324}- Welcome.|- Good evening.
{58325}{58392}Please, make yourself at home.
{58426}{58490}That man just called himself|lnspector Clouseau.
{58492}{58538}It was Mr. Fong's idea...
{58540}{58611}but personally I think|we should have a better password.
{58613}{58648}Password?
{58823}{58916}I demand to know exactly|what is going on in here.
{58917}{58997}Just about anything|your little heart desires.
{58999}{59064}But first, why don't you relax?
{59066}{59114}Give Benson your hat and coat...
{59116}{59196}have a drink,|get to know the girls...
{59197}{59249}and then when you are up to it...
{59251}{59375}you can choose from a wide variety|of exciting little diversions.
{59444}{59518}But I see that you already have|a preference.
{59768}{59868}Allow me to introduce Tanya,|the lotus eater.
{59899}{59945}What else does she do?
{60100}{60178}I warn you, Tanya, the Easter lotus...
{60180}{60259}I am opposed|to the women's libs.
{60284}{60391}Man is the master,|and women's place is in the home.
{60425}{60516}And another round-eye|bites the dust.
{60808}{60843}Cato!
{61052}{61113}Take your hands off me,|you Oriental fool!
{61115}{61187}You are under arrest.|Anything you say will be taken down...
{61188}{61241}Arrest? Arrest?
{61243}{61319}You have the right to remain silent,|but let me tell you this.
{61320}{61393}I am not your ordinary|run-of-the-mill transvestite.
{61395}{61429}Say no more!
{61431}{61477}What was that talk|about arresting us?
{61479}{61543}- He was just kidding. Weren't you, boss?|- Boss?
{61545}{61599}I used to work for him.|He used to be a cop.
{61601}{61631}A cop?
{61633}{61687}Tell them you were kidding, boss.
{61728}{61839}Yes, he is right.|I was just kidding.
{61865}{61918}Cross my heart...
{61920}{61985}and hope to meet you again sometime.
{61987}{62047}And you, madame...
{62049}{62091}and you, too.
{62093}{62155}You two should be ashamed|of yourselves.
{62157}{62217}And you! I want to talk to you!
{62219}{62327}- You come in here! Listen, now.|- Please, boss!
{62329}{62373}I thought you were dead.
{62375}{62468}As a tribute to my memory,|you open up...
{62470}{62520}this Chinese nooky factory!
{62522}{62585}I had to do something|to keep busy.
{62587}{62701}Besides, a first-rate joint like this|can make 300,000, 400,000 a year!
{62779}{62833}- Is that net?|- No, gross.
{62835}{62924}But even so, a smart operator can|clear himself a couple hundred grand.
{62926}{62983}And that ain't exactly chicken feed.
{63058}{63160}And ten years on Devil's lsland ain't|exactly the chicken's feed, either...
{63162}{63208}my greedy little yellow pimp.
{63234}{63325}I'll have to close up anyway|now that you're alive.
{63327}{63364}Yes, yes.
{63366}{63473}Normally, that is precisely|what you would have to do.
{63475}{63564}But these are not normal times.
{63566}{63615}Someone has just tried to kill me.
{63617}{63652}That's normal.
{63653}{63736}But this time, that someone thinks|he has succeeded.
{63738}{63844}Except for you and me,|the whole world believes that I am dead.
{63845}{63942}And in this case,|death has its advantages.
{64004}{64060}No one will know it is me...
{64062}{64189}as I glide through the underworld|like a shadow.
{64239}{64322}- Good evening, Commissioner.|- Charles!
{64417}{64452}Thank you.
{64453}{64539}I'm sorry to be late,|but as you must have heard...
{64541}{64595}some lunatic was hiding in my closet.
{64598}{64649}Yes. Russo.
{64651}{64685}Russo?
{64763}{64804}You remember.
{64807}{64877}Why wouldn't I remember?|It was only three years ago.
{64879}{64979}Of course. Claude Russo,|alias Claudine Russo.
{64981}{65039}Armed robbery dressed as a woman.
{65041}{65087}But he got five years.
{65089}{65168}He was released on parole|three months ago.
{65170}{65227}So it could have been Russo.
{65228}{65281}He is clever.
{65283}{65352}Clever enough to fool Francois?
{65354}{65467}I like Francois, but fooling him|no longer constitutes...
{65469}{65568}an act of more than average cleverness,|shall we say?
{65660}{65737}I always thought|he was rather a good policeman.
{65739}{65804}When he was my assistant,|he was a very good policeman...
{65806}{65856}with a bright future.
{65858}{65904}But then he was assigned to Clouseau.
{65906}{65939}Now, Charles.
{65941}{66014}- All that's in the past.|- Yes, of course.
{66015}{66051}Tomorrow morning...
{66052}{66166}when they plant him six feet deep|and shovel in the dirt...
{66200}{66256}I shall be truly free.
{66258}{66348}Unless he's figured out a way|to come back from the dead...
{66350}{66470}nothing that anyone does or says about|him will ever make any difference again.
{66472}{66549}- Shall we do some work?|- That reminds me.
{66600}{66635}What is it?
{66636}{66720}The chief thinks|that you should give the eulogy.
{66722}{66776}- The what?|- The tribute.
{66778}{66802}Me?
{66804}{66888}- You knew him intimately.|- I hated him intimately.
{66890}{66986}But you're the expert who's going|to track down his murderers.
{66988}{67083}I'm the expert who would love|to kiss his murderers. Understand?
{67085}{67161}The P.R. people loved the angle.
{67187}{67242}Sacrilege! I won't do it.
{67244}{67279}Politics.
{67280}{67334}No. I'm a good Catholic.
{67336}{67402}- So is the chief's wife.|- I don't care.
{67403}{67515}- What's she got to do with it?|- She wrote the speech.
{67543}{67590}Ladies and gentlemen...
{67592}{67655}honored guests...
{67681}{67719}dear friends...
{67756}{67803}we are gathered here...
{67804}{67896}to say good-bye to a, uh...
{67975}{68024}a great man.
{68155}{68249}Not only was he|a model police officer...
{68251}{68314}a brilliant detective...
{68366}{68461}admired and respected|by his fellow officers...
{68463}{68576}and all those|who were fortunate enough...
{68603}{68638}enough...
{68656}{68704}enough to know him...
{68731}{68778}he was above all else...
{68842}{68888}a modest man.
{69298}{69395}His kind will not pass this way again...
{69397}{69462}and our loss is surely...
{69510}{69544}heaven's gain.
{69827}{69877}Present arms!
{69899}{69934}Fire!
{70315}{70382}- Get rid of that woman.|- We'll talk about it later.
{70383}{70464}I want your answer now|or I sue for divorce.
{70466}{70542}- I'm warning you.|- Are you going to have me killed?
{71283}{71318}Gentlemen...
{71367}{71423}you will be relieved to know|that our friend in New York...
{71425}{71509}was very impressed|by our little demonstration.
{71511}{71559}It was a good idea, Guy.
{71561}{71626}The Gannet transaction is on again.
{71627}{71690}- The same delivery date?|- Unless there is something I don't know.
{71691}{71774}I spoke to Hong Kong.|They say the Gannet's on schedule.
{71813}{71879}Good. That means|that this time next week...
{71881}{71963}we can declare ourselves|a very healthy dividend...
{71965}{72042}letting our international colleagues|know that the French connection...
{72044}{72091}is back in business.
{72113}{72225}I'll be at the farm. I do not want to be|contacted except in extreme emergency.
{72255}{72289}Meeting adjourned.
{72467}{72560}Guy, stick around.|I might need you.
{72562}{72596}Right.
{72660}{72736}Miss Le Gree, would you come in|for a moment, please?
{73032}{73073}What's wrong with you?
{73110}{73197}- We have to stop seeing each other.|- Your wife?
{73221}{73305}That witch! How long this time?
{73307}{73357}I'm afraid permanently.
{73359}{73422}Permanently?
{73450}{73500}- Permanently?|- Yes.
{73502}{73597}- She gave me an ultimatum.|- Like you have no choice in the matter.
{73598}{73657}- I haven't.|- You have to. Get rid of her!
{73658}{73729}- My own wife?|- Get rid of her. Out! Why can't you?
{73730}{73780}She's got enough evidence|in her safety deposit box to ruin me.
{73780}{73842}Her attorney has been told that|if anything accidental happens to her...
{73842}{73889}to give her box|to the authorities.
{73890}{73958}- Then get rid of the authorities.|- What do you think I am?
{73960}{74030}Get rid of her attorney.
{74031}{74130}- I couldn't afford the scandal.|- I'll show you a scandal.
{74132}{74236}You know I don't love her.|I need her respectability.
{74238}{74289}- Permanently?|- Yes!
{74291}{74386}Six years together, just washed up?|Just over with?
{74388}{74475}- I'm afraid so. I'm sorry.|- That's just wonderful, isn't it?
{74477}{74555}You obviously can't go on|being my secretary.
{74557}{74635}I have deposited a substantial amount|of money in your bank account...
{74637}{74683}- I don't want your money.|- What do you want?
{74685}{74733}I don't know what I want.
{74786}{74833}But I'll think of something!
{75181}{75215}Leaving early?
{75217}{75270}Later than you think, Mr. Algo.
{75481}{75532}Something you want me to do?
{75586}{75650}Not unless she decides|to be indiscreet.
{75652}{75757}If you have to, be sure|you make it look like an accident.
{75901}{75946}Ahoy!
{75948}{75996}Ahoy, the skipper!
{76034}{76109}Hello, up there in the fog.
{76383}{76429}Don't worry.
{76430}{76505}It's only an old salty|Swedish sea dog...
{76506}{76579}out there from the salty seas,|you know.
{76658}{76709}Pumpin' the air in the parrot.
{76779}{76846}Naughty bird afraid of the fog.
{77091}{77126}Swine leg.
{77296}{77343}Hello, lnspector.
{77372}{77425}Chief lnspector.
{77475}{77567}I will keep under the covers.|No one must suspect a thing.
{77776}{77842}What do you have of special interest...
{77844}{77928}to my secret investigations?
{77930}{77997}There's something big going down|at Le Club Foot.
{78018}{78084}Le Club Foot? Remarkable.
{78086}{78120}Keep your...
{78203}{78253}Keep your eyes and ears peeled.
{78255}{78306}Keep in constant contact.
{78308}{78415}I am extremely grateful|for this excellent piece of information.
{78450}{78508}Thar she blows!
{78554}{78647}Once again, I thank you|for this most useful tip.
{78649}{78748}And if there is anything|I can ever do to repay you...
{78750}{78820}Now that you mention it,|Chief lnspector...
{79393}{79476}Sixteen chests|on a dead man's rum.
{79478}{79556}Yo ho ho in the bottle|of the chest.
{79558}{79637}Drink to the devils|and some for the rum...
{79768}{79814}Do it some more.
{79816}{79867}Yeah, give me some more.
{79869}{79940}All right.
{79982}{80043}Come on, yeah Slide it.
{80110}{80153}Move 'em out.
{80154}{80202}Move 'em out.
{80203}{80289}If you mess around with women, boy|You wanna fix the trimmin'
{80383}{80433}Better listen to me, cousin...
{80434}{80486}She's coming in now.
{80590}{80648}- Bonsoir, Vic.|- How you doing, Simone?
{80650}{80702}Mr. Toledo, Mr. Vancouver.
{80704}{80738}What's happening?
{80777}{80832}You can show us to my usual table.
{80835}{80891}How about something near the floor?|Easier for dancing.
{80893}{80965}No, thank you.|I want my usual table.
{81105}{81147}Is something wrong?
{81149}{81212}It is Mr. Douvier's table,|ain't it, love?
{81213}{81291}No, it really ain't, love, but if|you're worried about Mr. Douvier...
{81293}{81339}why don't you give him a call?
{81341}{81389}I wouldn't want you to get in trouble|with your boss.
{81389}{81435}- He ain't my boss.|- He ain't?
{81437}{81490}Then why you paying him|all that money every month?
{81492}{81580}- That ain't cool, baby.|- You ain't seen nothing yet. Come on.
{81815}{81851}Where we going?
{81851}{81923}We don't want to be obvious. We've got|to make our entrance through the back...
{81923}{82002}in disguise,|as I told you, you fool.
{83514}{83576}Get up here.
{83613}{83689}- It's a bakery.|- I know that.
{83689}{83785}Come on. At least|you're not yellow anymore.
{83788}{83846}This time I'm going to stand|on your shoulders.
{83847}{83901}What good would that do?
{83902}{83994}- Because I'm taller than you, you fool.|- Oh, yeah.
{83994}{84042}Make a cradle.
{84121}{84166}Get rid of that.
{85207}{85255}I can't reach it.
{85256}{85328}You'll have to find something|to stand on.
{85760}{85838}All right! Let me see some, baby.|Come on.
{85839}{85901}Do it, baby.
{86068}{86106}Let me go!
{86161}{86223}- Can you reach it?|- Yes.
{86635}{86700}- Hey, are you okay?|- No.
{86702}{86757}- You know something? You're terrific.|- What?
{86758}{86843}You're terrific. You saved my life.|Come with me.
{86844}{86895}- Where?|- Over here. I want to save your life.
{86898}{86953}- Let's go. Come on.|- Oh, God.
{87293}{87375}- Come with me before the killers see us.|- What killers?
{87378}{87430}- I'll tell you at my apartment.|- What apartment?
{87433}{87468}My apartment.
{87923}{87981}Oh, my God!
{87982}{88029}And mine, too.
{88030}{88078}I'm soaked to the skin.
{88081}{88184}Yes, I have received|considerable soak also.
{88314}{88390}Get out of those wet clothes before|you catch your death of pneumonia.
{88390}{88486}Yes. What shall I do with my coat?|I don't want to spoil your beautiful...
{88486}{88568}Just put it down anywhere.|Put it on the floor. That's fine.
{88716}{88750}Help yourself.
{88753}{88822}I'm going to change.|I'll bring you a robe.
{89038}{89099}I'm gonna put on some music.
{89333}{89412}- You know, it's strange.|- What?
{89415}{89487}I say, it's strange.
{89490}{89539}Yes, I know. And I said "what?"
{89542}{89608}- You mean, what is strange?|- Yes.
{89652}{89700}It's strange...
{89700}{89813}that I have never yet|set foot in this building...
{89813}{89923}but I have the distinct impression|that I have been here before.
{89957}{90016}It's called deja vu.|I have it all the time.
{90018}{90067}Yeah, deja vu. Thank you.
{90067}{90115}You're welcome.
{90118}{90170}- You okay?|- Yes.
{90211}{90259}That feels good.
{90297}{90372}It's not going to do you much good|if you don't take your pants off.
{90372}{90423}- What?|- Take your pants off.
{90424}{90458}Forgot about those.
{90461}{90509}Look at me.
{90509}{90571}Look at my hands.|I'm shaking like a leaf.
{90575}{90636}I can't stop shaking.|I know what it is.
{90639}{90746}You know what it is?|I'm just not used to being killed.
{90749}{90856}- That's my first time, you know?|- I know, but listen.
{90858}{90979}When you have been killed as many times|as I have, you get used to it.
{90982}{91051}- Really?|- Yes, oh, yes.
{91054}{91122}Yes, indeed. I'll put this here.
{91123}{91208}- Cheers.|- Cheers.
{91209}{91301}- This is for you.|- Yes, of course.
{91304}{91373}- Then this must be yours.|- Thank you. Cheers.
{91425}{91459}Yes. Anyway...
{91521}{91585}- You have nothing to fear.|- Yes, I have.
{91586}{91634}- No, you don't.|- Yes, I have.
{91672}{91799}No. You see, I am an officer|of the law.
{91801}{91878}- The "lew"?|- What?
{91880}{91977}You said you are an officer|of the "lew"?
{91977}{92080}That is correct. Yes, yes.|I am Chief Inspector of the surete.
{92120}{92162}What?
{92166}{92220}You doubt me.
{92223}{92323}No, I don't doubt you.|Why should I doubt you?
{92326}{92401}- That's right. Why should you?|- If you say so, I don't.
{92402}{92464}Who were those men|who tried to kill you?
{92464}{92522}- Killers.|- How do you know?
{92526}{92611}- Because they work for Douvier.|- Douvier? I know that name.
{92615}{92696}Everyone in France knows that name.|He's a millionaire businessman.
{92697}{92790}Yes, of course. Douvier the|millionaire businessman. I knew I knew.
{92793}{92872}But, how many people|do you think know...
{92875}{92985}that Douvier the millionaire businessman|is also Douvier the French connection?
{92988}{93022}How many?
{93118}{93181}I suppose his mother, for one.
{93183}{93235}Why do you suppose he wanted|to have me killed?
{93238}{93297}Elementary. He wanted you dead.
{93427}{93488}- You all right?|- I got singed.
{93489}{93551}- I'm sorry about your robe.|- That's all right.
{93554}{93612}Tell me about this Douvier.
{93657}{93736}I was his mistress and|private secretary for two years.
{93736}{93853}I know enough about Philippe to send him|to prison for his whole life.
{93925}{93993}You keep talking about this Douvier.
{94021}{94096}But who is Philippe?
{94099}{94165}- Philippe Douvier.|- His son?
{94167}{94213}Whose son? He has no son.
{94214}{94269}- His brother then?|- His brother is Fred.
{94271}{94326}- Then it has to be his father.|- His father's dead.
{94326}{94375}Now we're getting somewhere.|Who killed him?
{94378}{94480}- No one. He died of natural causes.|- Then who is this Philippe?
{94480}{94566}I want to see some identification.|Right now.
{94569}{94656}Right now.|I want to see some identification.
{94660}{94741}If you're not a policeman, then I|shouldn't be telling you these things.
{94851}{94934}- Can you keep a secret?|- I don't know. That depends.
{94978}{95050}Brace yourself for what|I'm about to tell you.
{95071}{95119}I am none other...
{95160}{95253}then Staff lnspector|Jacques Clouseau.
{95255}{95297}No, you're not.
{95301}{95345}- Yes, I am.|- No, you're not.
{95390}{95431}I am.
{95434}{95468}You're not.
{95582}{95627}Yes, you are.
{95650}{95685}Oh, my God!
{95685}{95743}I admit it's not|a good photograph, but...
{95746}{95819}But I saw your funeral on television.
{95821}{95856}Yes. Yes.
{95860}{95918}Even the pope was there. Cheers.
{95949}{96014}But if you're not dead, who's dead?
{96069}{96140}A wandering transvestite|took my car...
{96141}{96206}and stole my clothes at gunpoint.
{96209}{96298}I have been working under the covers|tracking the killer.
{96299}{96360}- The killer's Douvier!|- What?
{96364}{96415}He wanted to impress the godfather.
{96453}{96556}What? You mean Douvier killed|a wandering transvestite...
{96559}{96624}just to impress his godfather?
{96651}{96689}The man's unthinkable.
{96690}{96734}The door.
{96734}{96819}- What's wrong with it?|- I saw the knob turn.
{97457}{97491}Hurry.
{97512}{97567}- I wonder whose apartment this is.|- I don't know.
{97657}{97715}The other one's probably upstairs|waiting in my room.
{97718}{97773}How do you know there's another one?
{97773}{97849}Because assassins always travel|in pairs. It's a company rule.
{97851}{97903}Do you know what|the Gannet Transaction is?
{97906}{97958}The Gannet Transaction? What is that?
{97961}{98065}It's a code name for|a 50-million franc heroin sale.
{98067}{98115}50 million francs?
{98116}{98191}Philippe's going to Hong Kong on Tuesday|to meet with the American buyer.
{98195}{98229}Hong Kong.
{98232}{98315}I don't know how it fits in,|but the Gannet's a boat.
{98499}{98552}What are you doing?
{98619}{98672}- I know why this place looks familiar.|- Why?
{98675}{98723}Chief lnspector Dreyfus lives here.
{98836}{98891}I think he has received a faint.
{98936}{99008}Wake up, Chief lnspector.|Wake up.
{99011}{99045}Chief lnspector?
{99066}{99141}Hello? Are you in there,|Chief lnspector?
{99162}{99196}Hello?
{99227}{99306}There's no reply. It's no use.
{99306}{99354}We will have to go to Hong Kong|without him.
{99357}{99401}- We?|- Yes.
{99402}{99467}You, I and Cato,|who will translate for us.
{99470}{99538}Not me. I am not going to Hong Kong.
{99539}{99594}Are you kidding?|Douvier would shoot me on sight.
{99597}{99659}Not if he doesn't recognize you.|And he won't.
{99662}{99721}Why not?
{99721}{99854}We will leave that|up to the great Balls.
{99855}{99916}The great Balls?
{99944}{100009}At your service!
{100012}{100080}Please forgive the condition|of my establishment...
{100081}{100149}but as the lnspector knows...
{100152}{100221}- Chief lnspector knows...|- Auguste.
{100252}{100297}So sorry. I beg your pardon.
{100300}{100383}But as the Chief lnspector knows,|we were bombed.
{100386}{100427}Sounds like you still are.
{100430}{100516}Almost all my collection|was either destroyed or damaged.
{100519}{100595}Starting Monday,|I have to have a fire sale.
{100619}{100674}You could call it|"The Great Balls of Fire" sale.
{100674}{100722}A catchy suggestion.
{100725}{100759}Very good.
{100790}{100824}Cunny!
{100976}{101075}I can't tell you how good it is|to see that you are still alive.
{101078}{101154}It has been my privilege|to serve the good lnspector...
{101154}{101233}the Chief lnspector,|for, lo, this many years.
{101233}{101291}Thirteen, to be precise.
{101291}{101397}And his reported demise|was a real blow to me.
{101398}{101448}Something's coming.
{101449}{101518}Yes, Cunny, you are not dreaming.
{101521}{101617}Our friend, our customer,|is alive!
{101617}{101655}Hello, Cunny.
{101689}{101774}Now, how can I serve you?
{101775}{101857}Through wind and mud,|snow and hail...
{101857}{101950}whether long or short,|dark or pale, remember...
{101953}{102015}that when duty calls...
{102018}{102069}you've got Balls.
{102155}{102189}I gotta sit down.
{102190}{102245}Yes, of course. Cunny! Quick.
{102247}{102286}Please, please, please.
{102286}{102344}Come along. That's right.|There you are.
{102347}{102457}- Sit. Come, come, come. Sit, sit.|- You're not serious.
{102457}{102522}There has been no time|to get new furniture.
{102522}{102601}Believe me, since the blast,|he's much more comfortable.
{102604}{102642}Please sit.
{102642}{102703}Matter of fact,|I've been sleeping on him.
{102779}{102814}Chief lnspector?
{102814}{102882}I'm leaving for Hong Kong|in the morning.
{102886}{102924}Hong Kong?
{102926}{103022}Could you pick me up|some cheap coolie hats?
{103023}{103112}My dear Auguste,|I need your best Hong Kong disguise.
{103116}{103212}Also, I will need something|extra special in the godfather line.
{103235}{103293}Doctor, please, you must help me.
{103294}{103348}Is Clouseau real...
{103349}{103396}or am I going mad again?
{103397}{103482}- What do you think?|- What do I think? What can I think?
{103483}{103550}If that nincompoop is really alive...
{103551}{103657}and the things I heard are true,|he'll probably be decorated again...
{103657}{103726}for rounding up|the biggest drug ring in France...
{103726}{103788}and I'll be a laughingstock.
{103791}{103877}That sounds reasonable.|What are you going to do?
{103901}{103952}What choice do I have?
{103955}{104041}I either commit myself and come back|to be locked up in here...
{104083}{104120}or...
{104144}{104199}I go to Hong Kong.
{104949}{105036}- I don't think I can do this.|- Of course you can.
{105036}{105094}Just think yellow and follow me.
{105859}{105982}"Mr. and Mrs. Low Key."
{106019}{106099}You stupid lunk! What the hell|do you think you're doing?
{106102}{106147}Absolutely ruined my suit!
{106150}{106198}Why the hell don't you look|where you're going?
{106239}{106335}I'm Mr. Algo. When Mr. Scallini arrives,|have me paged in the bar.
{106339}{106390}Certainly, Mr. Algo.
{106417}{106483}Who is gonna pay for my suit?
{106527}{106572}See that man there?
{106575}{106637}That's Guy Algo,|Philippe's right-hand man.
{106641}{106699}This Scallini must be Mr. Big|from New York.
{106744}{106805}Listen, we'll go up to the room.
{106808}{106877}You stay here ten minutes,|then tell Mr...
{106880}{106953}- Algo.|- Right, yes. Algo.
{106955}{107031}That Mr. You-Know-Who has arrived,|and bring him to the room.
{107032}{107131}- Mr. You-Know-Who?|- Right. I will be Mr. You-Know-Who.
{107134}{107179}Come, Ming Loy.
{108207}{108269}You got a reservation for Scallini?
{108413}{108482}Page Mr. Algo in the bar.|Tell him Mr. Scallini is here.
{109062}{109144}- What do you think you're doing?|- Mr. Scallini in lobby.
{111424}{111509}You heard what I said to him?|Dumb Frenchman.
{111510}{111544}"Cochon."
{111547}{111596}That means pig.
{111598}{111674}I tell Mr. Scallini you're here.
{111887}{111932}- Listen, boss...|- It's not boss. It's me!
{111935}{111969}Where is he?
{111969}{112018}In the bathroom getting into|his godfather disguise.
{112021}{112103}Algo's in the next room. Scallini's|down the hall in the Tang suite.
{112103}{112161}- Marvelous.|- We rode up in the same elevator.
{112161}{112209}Maybe I can reach him|before he contacts Philippe.
{112209}{112305}- What are you going to do?|- I'm not sure. Keep your eye on Algo.
{112923}{112971}- Ice?|- Please.
{113077}{113132}- Soda?|- Yes.
{113255}{113309}I hope it's not too strong.
{113310}{113364}I'm sure it will be fine.
{113485}{113540}Hey! Mama Mia.
{113564}{113615}Spaghettini du AI Pacino!
{113657}{113770}Carlo, Cato and me got a little business|to talk over.
{113770}{113835}We won't be long.|Have another drink.
{113883}{113917}Viva Zapata!
{114026}{114085}- Where is she?|- I don't know.
{114218}{114252}Get out...
{114290}{114325}Hello, Mr. Marchione.
{114329}{114411}- Hey. Come on in.|- Thank you.
{114411}{114466}- Thank you very much.|- Can I get you a drink?
{114466}{114514}No, nothing, thank you.
{114531}{114575}It's Simone.
{114576}{114626}You have a good memory.
{114627}{114699}I never forget a pretty face.
{114699}{114801}Boss, this is Simone.|That's Douvier's personal...
{114802}{114860}Secretary. How do you do,|Mr. Scallini?
{114863}{114949}We never met before.|If we meet before, you call me Julio.
{114977}{115062}- That's a nice hand.|- Thank you. That's only the right one.
{115065}{115120}- You type, too.|- 100 words a minute.
{115121}{115168}I may faint.
{115169}{115258}Mr. Douvier has asked me to apologize.|He's going to be a little late.
{115258}{115319}If you like, I'd be happy|to keep you company until he arrives.
{115320}{115385}If I like?|Does my mother cook spaghetti?
{115385}{115442}To the Gannet Transaction.
{115618}{115682}Shall I tell Douvier|we're on our way?
{115735}{115783}Don't forget the money.
{116036}{116074}What?
{116074}{116138}Throat! Back!
{116169}{116211}Choking!
{116215}{116286}You want me to hit you on the back.
{116818}{116866}We're on our way.
{116887}{116962}- Mr. Douvier will meet us in the lobby.|- Yeah. Great.
{116966}{117030}- Is that it?|- Yeah.
{117031}{117079}50 million francs and no bodyguard?
{117082}{117167}Listen, buddy, I take care of my body,|my body takes care of me.
{117168}{117215}You know what I'm driving at?
{117429}{117476}I'll buy some cigarettes, huh?
{117477}{117558}Yeah, smoke a few. When Douvier shows,|I'll meet you in the lobby.
{117559}{117593}Right.
{118934}{118985}Be right with you.
{119787}{119849}What the hell is going on here?
{120264}{120309}Lee Kee shipyards.
{120474}{120566}- Where'd he go?|- I think to Lee Kee shipyards.
{121070}{121100}My cart!
{121122}{121197}You see this? I can tell by|your heart line you're a passionate man.
{121197}{121245}See how long this is?
{121245}{121324}Keep watching.|It's going to get longer.
{121403}{121468}- Hello.|- Lee Kee shipyards. Douvier.
{121468}{121529}It was Douvier!
{121530}{121639}The doorman heard him tell the driver|to go to the Lee Kee shipyard.
{121639}{121711}Something is caccuzza around here.
{121759}{121838}Your boss and a couple boys|just left the hotel.
{121838}{121893}Really? I wonder why they did that?
{121897}{121962}You got me.|Why don't we go ask him?
{121965}{122058}Yes. Okay, I understand.
{122119}{122181}Douvier left the hotel|about five minutes ago.
{122181}{122287}He was with two men. He told the driver|to go to the Lee Kee shipyard.
{122287}{122335}I'm sure it was that nincompoop.
{122465}{122523}I'm sure Mr. Douvier didn't intend|to be gone very long.
{122524}{122589}- We'll see.|- It doesn't make much sense.
{122589}{122641}If you leave,|and then he comes back...
{122643}{122712}Stop worrying.|You give yourself wrinkles.
{122874}{122946}What about this Lee Kee shipyard?
{122946}{122997}Perfectly legitimate|as far as I know.
{123000}{123072}They build a line of|expensive power cruisers and sailboats.
{123073}{123138}Maybe Mr. Douvier|is just buying himself a yacht.
{123330}{123370}Lee Kee shipyards?
{123371}{123418}Yeah, that's what|the como si chiamare said.
{123865}{123906}Move it!
{124032}{124077}Come along!
{126656}{126714}This is Mr. Chow,|our Far Eastern representative.
{126714}{126783}- Mr. Scallini.|- It's an honor to meet you.
{126783}{126868}- You remember Mr. Algo. Shall we go?|- This way, please.
{126869}{126927}After you launch the boat,|we'll go to Mr. Chow's office.
{126930}{126989}You can sign the ownership papers.|Everything legal and aboveboard.
{126989}{127040}Above the board. Good, good.
{127074}{127166}- Where is it? You know...|- I understood you were told.
{127167}{127260}No. I was told.|But I'm checking, you know.
{127297}{127413}- In the keel.|- The old keel ploy. Yes.
{127414}{127483}All you have to do is sail her|around the Caribbean for a while...
{127486}{127568}haul her out of the water,|take the midsection out of the keel...
{127571}{127647}and voila, 40 kilos|of the finest merchandise...
{127647}{127705}your experts have ever tested.
{127709}{127794}I'll tell you, it better hell be|the best merchandise...
{127795}{127878}'cause my experts|certainly have tested some.
{127881}{127946}- We have faith in our merchandise.|- That's good.
{127948}{128014}All right. Now, would you like|to launch her?
{128015}{128066}I would be delighted.
{128502}{128594}September. A good month for the vintage.
{128687}{128721}Congratulations!
{129098}{129157}He must be a cop!|Get him! Get him!
{129184}{129219}Hey, boss!
{129452}{129510}Look out, you are an idiot!
{129596}{129637}What are you doing?
{131146}{131180}Jesus Christ!
{131300}{131341}You crumb!
{131522}{131595}Get back here, you slob!
{131674}{131708}It's me!
{131708}{131742}I know!
{132061}{132091}Wait!
{132650}{132730}Hey, cancel the artillery!
{132891}{132973}I don't care! Get out of my way!
{132973}{133059}- Al, where are you?|- How do I know?
{133089}{133179}Wherever you are,|this is Chief lnspector Clouseau.
{133183}{133248}I'm warning you|that if you are not careful...
{133248}{133303}I will arrest you all|in the name of the law.
{133460}{133556}You and your bright ideas.|Let me get my hands on you.
{133556}{133591}Clouseau?
{133614}{133665}Yes?
{133666}{133735}- Are you wounded?|- No.
{133737}{133817}Fortunately I was saved|by the darkness.
{133817}{133875}So what we need is more light.
{134026}{134078}Look what you did to my shoes!
{134890}{134925}Hello, Philippe.
{134952}{135010}Simone, what the hell|are you doing here?
{135013}{135062}I'm waiting for the firecrackers|to go off.
{135064}{135147}- What firecrackers?|- The ones I stuck in your pants.
{138751}{138834}Hello. I'm sorry I'm late.
{138836}{138950}I had some important police business|to attend to, you know.
{138950}{139015}- Everything's all right?|- Yes, absolutely fine.
{139018}{139070}Allow me to let you in the car.
{139074}{139118}Please.
{139122}{139187}- It's beautiful.|- It's rather neat, isn't it?
{139187}{139235}I call it the Silver Hornet.
{139461}{139496}Yes.
{139546}{139625}It's a little overdue for service,|unfortunately.
{139729}{139797}Perhaps it's better|to leave that there.
{139825}{139875}It's a beautiful night.|Why don't we walk?
{139876}{139924}What an excellent idea.
{139944}{140016}- I'm sorry about that.|- It's quite all right.
{140017}{140068}You look ravishing tonight.
{140071}{140133}- Yes, I know that.|- You know that?
{140136}{140184}I knew that you knew that.
{140185}{140233}You did? I knew you knew|I knew that.
{140236}{140291}What made you decide|to become a detective?
{140291}{140401}It's not something one decides|every day of the week, you know.
{140401}{140487}But in my case, it began|when my great aunt was kidnapped...
{140490}{140603}and held for ransom|by an unlicensed Armenian phrenologist.
{140606}{140655}An Armenian phrenologist?
{140657}{140764}Yes, you know. A man who reads|the "bimps" on the head.
{140764}{140826}- The "bimps"?|- What?