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{826}{965}04 The Pink Panther The Return Of The Pink Panther - 1975 English
{1116}{1187}This way, please. Ladies|and gentlemen, this way, please.
{1243}{1274}Follow me.
{1355}{1397}Round there, please.
{1422}{1453}Thank you.
{1704}{1770}From the dynasty|of Akbar the magnificent,
{1775}{1877}and for over a thousand years,|our nation's religious symbol,
{1883}{1917}the pink panther.
{1922}{1997}Largest and most famous diamond|in the world.
{2002}{2110}Irreplaceable, its value cannot|be estimated in terms of money.
{2116}{2188}Isn't the museum worried|that someone might steal it?
{2212}{2252}The pink panther is protected,
{2258}{2344}and by forces|more impenetrable than any army.
{2350}{2395}Observe.
{2544}{2582}Deactivate.
{2632}{2681}Failing the radar shield,
{2686}{2779}the slightest release of pressure|in the weight of the diamond,
{2784}{2872}and the would-be thief is a prisoner.
{2878}{2943}A prisoner of the pink panther.
{3124}{3170}Why is it called the pink panther?
{3192}{3235}The stone is flawed.
{3240}{3311}If it is held up to the light|in a certain way,
{3316}{3414}the figure of a springing panther|can be seen clearly.
{22784}{22834}- Good morning, sir.|- Sit.
{22874}{22942}My department has already|begun rounding up suspects.
{22948}{23000}His majesty has been|informed of the theft.
{23006}{23048}He is flying home from Washington.
{23054}{23133}- I expect an arrest any moment now.|- I do not share your optimism.
{23138}{23192}We know the culprit|is within our borders.
{23198}{23267}All airports and railway stations|are being watched.
{23272}{23344}While your men search for this man|with the Dutch passport
{23350}{23421}who rented the hotel room,|he has thrown away his passport
{23426}{23503}and is making ready to leave|the country under a new identity.
{23508}{23587}- When we find the fingerprints...|- If you find them...
{23592}{23719}You are both in trouble. But if we do|what is necessary and conventional.
{23724}{23762}I am calling in outside help.
{23785}{23840}The famous French detective|who recovered the pink panther
{23841}{23889}the last time it was stolen.
{23910}{23959}- What was his name?|- Clouseau.
{23998}{24058}Inspector clouseau.
{24572}{24630}- Do you have a licence?|- Monsieur?
{24648}{24730}City ordinance 47-b|prohibits the playing
{24736}{24817}of any musical instrument|in a public place for the purpose
{24822}{24879}of commercial enterprise|without a licence.
{24884}{24917}I don't understand.
{24922}{25020}It is against the law for you|to play your musical instrument.
{25026}{25058}- The Leur?|- What?
{25064}{25103}You say it's against the law?
{25108}{25159}Yes, unless you have a proper licence.
{25164}{25197}What kind of licence?
{25202}{25307}A licence that permits the playing|of any musical instrument
{25312}{25404}in a public place for the purpose|of commercial enterprise.
{25410}{25450}- Commercial enterprise?|- Yes.
{25456}{25516}You play that thing|and people give you the money.
{25522}{25580}People give the monkey the money.
{25586}{25662}- It is the same.|- Not at all, Monsieur.
{25668}{25745}I am a musician|and the monkey is a businessman.
{25750}{25794}He doesn't tell me what to play,
{25800}{25854}and I don't tell him|what to do with his money.
{25860}{25912}Monsieur, don't try to be funny with me.
{25918}{25984}He is your monkey,|therefore it is your money!
{25990}{26048}He lives with me,|but he is not my monkey.
{26053}{26124}One day I came home and|found him in the living room!
{26130}{26194}I let him stay, but he pays|for his own room and board.
{26198}{26248}Then the monkey's breaking the law.
{26253}{26349}But he doesn't play|any musical instrument.
{26360}{26462}City ordinance 132-r|prohibits the begging.
{26468}{26538}How do you know so much|about city ordinances?
{26544}{26593}What sort of stupid question is that,
{26598}{26641}- are you blind?|- Yes.
{26686}{26736}Oh, I see, yes. Yes, of course.
{26742}{26800}You happen to be talking|to a police officer,
{26806}{26861}and because I expect|to be transferred back
{26866}{26925}to the detective division at any moment,
{26930}{26988}I will let you off this time|with just a warning.
{26994}{27037}Thank you, Monsieur agent.
{27042}{27106}But you must get yourself|a proper licence.
{27112}{27147}First thing tomorrow.
{27152}{27224}Try to do something|about your filthy monkey.
{27331}{27378}Halt! Just a moment!
{27392}{27445}Move, move!
{27466}{27509}Over there! Arretez!
{27619}{27643}Idiot!
{27644}{27687}How was I to know|he was the bank manager?
{27692}{27739}How were you to know|the bank was being robbed?
{27742}{27789}- That is correct.|- What is correct?
{27794}{27848}I did not know the bank was being robbed
{27853}{27946}because I was engaged|in my sworn duty as a police officer.
{27980}{28040}You didn't even arrest the old beggar.
{28046}{28112}There was some question|as to whether the beggar
{28118}{28160}or his minkey was breaking the law.
{28166}{28195}- "Minkey"?|- What?
{28200}{28225}You said "minkey"!
{28230}{28289}That is correct, yes, chimpanzee monkey.
{28294}{28354}So I let them both off with a warning.
{28366}{28436}The beggar|was the lookout man for the gang.
{28442}{28489}- That is impossible.|- Why?
{28494}{28557}He was blind.|How can a blind man be a lookout?
{28563}{28613}How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer!
{28619}{28669}It's simple, all he has to do is enlist.
{28674}{28705}Shut up!
{28740}{28825}- How do you know he was blind?|- Because he told me so.
{28830}{28880}Oh, he told you so.|And you believed him?
{28886}{28925}I had no reason to doubt him.
{28974}{29011}Do you believe me if I tell you
{29016}{29083}that I'm not going to get you|suspended for six months?
{29088}{29150}- Do you believe me?|- If you say so, sir. Yes.
{29156}{29207}Because I'm a bigger liar|than the beggar.
{29213}{29268}You are suspended|for six months without pay.
{29274}{29333}- Six months?|- Effective immediately.
{29338}{29383}Have you anything to say?
{29388}{29462}Could you lend me 50 francs?
{29468}{29511}Will you get out of my sight!
{29516}{29584}- Yes.|- Idiot.
{29668}{29708}My blood pressure.
{29735}{29760}Idiot.
{29792}{29835}One day, François.
{29841}{29910}One day I'll be rid of him forever.|That'll be the day.
{29916}{30018}- Something on your mind?|- An order from the commissioner.
{30024}{30086}- Oh, yes?|- It concerns clouseau.
{30092}{30119}Yes? Go on.
{30124}{30183}He is to be reinstated as an inspector.
{30188}{30259}What? You can't be serious.
{30264}{30404}And he is to report immediately|to a colonel Sharki in Lugash.
{30420}{30455}I see.
{30603}{30655}- Sir!|- What?
{30660}{30720}It's a birthday gift from my wife.
{30752}{30799}Most realistic.
{30832}{30871}Get me the commissioner.
{30988}{31041}Chief inspector Dreyfus calling.
{31074}{31111}The commissioner.
{31131}{31166}Commissioner,
{31172}{31273}I have just received your instructions|to send clouseau to Lugash,
{31278}{31361}but you see, he's no longer|with the sûreté, I've just given him...
{31366}{31392}Yes, but...
{31414}{31505}Yes, but since France and Lugash|have been allies for nearly 200 years,
{31510}{31578}it might be a serious mistake|to send someone who is...
{31590}{31638}I see. Yes, of course.
{31674}{31720}Very good, commissioner.
{31818}{31937}It seems the shah of Lugash|telephoned the president personally
{31942}{32021}and asked for clouseau|to be assigned to the case.
{32106}{32178}- The shah of Lugash.|- Incredible.
{32194}{32226}All right, François.
{32346}{32424}The shah of Lugash.
{32976}{33061}The capital earlier this|morning. It seems that the army...
{33184}{33259}By sealing the area|around the president's palace.
{33264}{33330}Highs for the coast...
{33336}{33381}Oh, good evening, madame landlord.
{33386}{33430}Against the price increases...
{33436}{33520}Good evening. I was just reading|the headlines in your newspaper.
{33558}{33607}Opposition is...
{33612}{33665}Good evening.
{33870}{33909}Cato?
{33928}{33965}Cato!
{37468}{37520}Monsieur Clouseau's residence.
{37528}{37564}One moment, please.
{37570}{37638}For you. Chief inspector Dreyfus.
{37966}{38019}- Yes, sir.|- You're back on the force.
{38024}{38077}Come to my office... immediately!
{38132}{38170}Immediately, sir.
{38188}{38280}Well, Cato, I am back on the force.
{38378}{38469}You know, Cato,|your freezer ambush ploy...
{38474}{38522}I really congratulate you.
{38528}{38568}It was very, very good.
{38584}{38668}But Cato, your fly is undone.
{38768}{38826}And so, my friend, are you!
{39108}{39160}Yes, my little yellow friend.
{39166}{39224}I knew the chief|would have to reconsider.
{39242}{39328}He did not get where he is|by ignoring a man's qualifications.
{39334}{39411}He knows that I am unique|and therefore indispensable.
{39416}{39475}We are much the same, the chief and I.
{39480}{39550}But of course, Cato,|all great detectives
{39556}{39616}have one thing in common.|You know what that is?
{39638}{39662}Instinct.
{39666}{39767}That rare ability to know immediately|without having to stop and reason.
{39772}{39875}And in my business it can easily mean|the difference between life and death.
{39880}{39931}All right, I'll get it.
{40028}{40068}Thank you.
{40112}{40240}Yes, that split-second timing|when instinct tells you...
{40254}{40280}That...
{40284}{40336}Ah... aghh!
{40342}{40381}New wave of assassinations.
{40462}{40535}The opposition spokesman|has categorically denied...
{40540}{40579}Infamous powers are at work.
{40584}{40664}The instant you assign me to a case,|the underworld hears about it
{40670}{40713}and I am set upon.
{40718}{40747}Cato is in hospital.
{40752}{40847}They nearly blew his yellow skin off.|It's amazing that I am still alive.
{40852}{40896}Amazing is not the word.
{40914}{41001}Do I detect something in your voice|that says I am in disfavour with you?
{41006}{41034}Yes.
{41040}{41081}I wish you were dead.
{41086}{41134}You are entitled to your opinion.
{41140}{41192}And you are not! Out! Out of my sight!
{41198}{41244}You want me to leave?
{41254}{41310}If you are not out|of this room in five seconds,
{41316}{41367}I shall not be responsible|for my actions!
{41372}{41440}Five seconds is nothing,|I can easily be out in three.
{41446}{41514}- But if you really want me to leave...|- I've had enough!
{41530}{41576}Oh, thank you very much.
{41672}{41718}A very amusing clever little gadget.
{41724}{41801}Very realistic, but, of course,|my instinct told me that...
{41888}{41972}Something the matter?|You're not feeling well?
{41978}{42016}My blood pressure.
{42022}{42073}Must take my pill. You're killing me.
{42078}{42140}Yes. Perhaps some water.
{42238}{42302}You have a defective carafe.|Allow me to blot you.
{42308}{42352}- Idiot!|- I will blot you.
{42358}{42422}I had an aunt who suffered|from high blood pressure.
{42426}{42512}She was attended successfully|by Dr August balls of nice.
{42562}{42637}And after he had attended her|for several weeks, she... oh.
{42766}{42801}Obviously, out of fluid.
{42826}{42890}Perhaps you would like me|to fill it for you?
{42990}{43054}Now just... just... please just go away.
{43062}{43096}Yes.
{43102}{43138}Well, all right, inspector.
{43162}{43207}I will leave, but remember,
{43212}{43278}I will be at your service night or day.
{43314}{43381}Of course, I will be|on assignment in Lugash.
{43386}{43466}Fortunately there is,|I believe, some difference in time.
{43498}{43584}My watch seems to have stopped,|probably due to the explosion.
{43660}{43702}You need a new flint.
{43734}{43862}Well, chief inspector, until we|meet again and the case is solv-Ed.
{43952}{44012}"The case is solv-Ed!" Idiot!
{44506}{44551}Don't just stand there, idiot.
{44556}{44663}Call a doctor,|and then help me find my nose!
{44942}{44980}Inspector!
{45028}{45088}A very interesting museum you have here.
{45176}{45227}- Inspector...|- Please tell me nothing.
{45232}{45309}I prefer to investigate the|scene of the crime spontaneously.
{45314}{45376}That way it gives my|trained instincts full rein.
{45382}{45426}But our security measures...
{45432}{45489}I'm sure your security measures|are very good.
{45494}{45550}But, obviously not good enough.
{45556}{45610}Let me see...
{45772}{45829}Yes, very effective.|Very effective, indeed.
{45834}{45865}The element of surprise.
{45870}{45917}Of course, I knew it would happen.
{45922}{45973}Nevertheless, the element of surprise.
{45978}{46052}How very kind of you to welcome me.
{46210}{46270}Is there any way of getting|in and out of this place
{46276}{46343}- without this happening all the time?|- Deactivate it.
{46348}{46395}Deactivate the door.
{46596}{46642}Hmm.
{46706}{46759}Yes...
{46834}{46880}Oh.
{47010}{47109}Ugh. So we meet again.
{48036}{48128}- Very ingenious.|- He pulled himself across the floor.
{48134}{48158}He did?
{48162}{48211}How else could he avoid the radar field?
{48230}{48292}Yes, how else? Hmm.
{48298}{48386}Of course, he would need|a very slippery floor to do that.
{48392}{48468}- Therefore, the wax.|- The wax? Aah!
{48506}{48553}Are you all right?
{48558}{48648}'Course I am all right.|I am examining the wax.
{48764}{48813}Have you taken a sample of this wax?
{48828}{48908}- Wax is wax.|- Well, this is where you are wrong.
{48914}{48956}Wax is not just wax.
{48962}{49003}In this case it is a clue.
{49008}{49100}English wax, French wax, domestic wax...
{49106}{49217}The inspector is right.|Have the wax tested immediately.
{49238}{49333}It is my guess that|you will find it is English wax.
{49348}{49415}- Why?|- Because your thief is an Englishman.
{49420}{49453}How do you know that?
{49470}{49517}It is my business to know that.
{49522}{49585}He is sir Charles phantom,|the notorious Litton.
{49590}{49649}- The phantom?|- Yes, one and the same.
{49774}{49844}His calling card.
{49850}{49911}Four years ago,|sir Charles suddenly vanished.
{49916}{49993}It was rumoured in the underworld...
{49998}{50044}Given up his life of crime,
{50050}{50126}but my instinct told me|he would not remain in hiding for long.
{50132}{50173}Four years is not long?
{50178}{50257}Time is not the issue here,|this glove is the issue here.
{50262}{50324}It signifies the phantom|is up to his old tricks.
{50346}{50414}But I will catch him and root him out.
{50420}{50485}It won't be easy,|he's a master of disguise.
{50490}{50613}And, undoubtedly, he has gone|back into hiding until the heat is off.
{51928}{51960}How is he?
{51978}{52025}Unlovable.
{52255}{52293}Has he seen it?
{52299}{52364}No, I thought|you'd like to show it to him.
{53222}{53279}- How was Paris?|- Expensive.
{53284}{53351}- Good. Buy anything foolish?|- Lots.
{53368}{53427}- How have you been?|- Splendid. Fantastic.
{53432}{53502}I have created something...
{53508}{53578}Absolutely extraordinary|since breakfast.
{53584}{53626}- Oh, can I see?|- No, no, no. Not yet.
{53632}{53673}Come on. Please don't be so...
{53678}{53738}- The impact might be too strong.|- Let me see.
{53754}{53791}There you go.
{53861}{53917}- How about that?|- Hmm.
{53922}{53969}- You know what?|- What?
{53986}{54037}I think I came back just in time.
{54434}{54486}Damn!
{54492}{54536}- What, darling?|- Listen to this:
{54549}{54646}"Police today were conducting|a house-to-house search of Lugash"
{54652}{54733}for the thief,|who Monday night stole the fabled
{54738}{54804}pink panther diamond|from the royal museum here.
{54810}{54846}According to authorities,
{54852}{54960}the only clue was a white monogrammed|man's glove with the initial "p".
{54988}{55030}Well, what do you think?
{55042}{55139}That you didn't just spend your time|just painting during my absence.
{55144}{55216}Oh. You think I had something|to do with the robbery.
{55222}{55249}Didn't you?
{55255}{55280}You little beast.
{55284}{55376}Three, no four years ago|I swore to you that I was retiring.
{55408}{55453}I've been faithful to you ever since.
{55488}{55563}- In your fashion.|- Now, what the hell does that mean?
{55582}{55620}That you're being teased.
{55628}{55698}I believe you, darling.|But you must admit it does sound
{55704}{55768}like the kind of job only|the phantom could have done.
{55782}{55834}I mean, the pink panther.
{55852}{55910}No clues except your|well-known calling card.
{55916}{56002}Yes. I must admit, the impostor,
{56008}{56032}very clever.
{56036}{56083}Very clever, indeed.
{56099}{56192}I'm surprised half the police force|of France hasn't descended on us by now.
{56198}{56248}But, of course, they will!
{56254}{56310}- Without a doubt.|- But if you're innocent...
{56316}{56354}I'm not only innocent,
{56360}{56430}I'm smart enough that|if I decided to get back in business,
{56436}{56479}I wouldn't leave my calling card.
{56484}{56519}Will the police think that?
{56558}{56584}No.
{56588}{56627}But you can convince them.
{56650}{56724}Not unless the real thief was caught.
{56750}{56791}But then you are lost.
{56796}{56856}If the police think|that you are the real thief,
{56876}{56983}- then who will catch the impostor?|- Hm?
{57034}{57138}Well, I can only think|of one person really, can't you?
{57156}{57197}Charles.
{57212}{57297}Since the alternative is prison,|I don't have very much choice, do I?
{57305}{57344}I'm frightened.
{57349}{57408}This impostor is obviously very clever.
{57414}{57467}He could be dangerous.
{57478}{57520}Oh, darling.
{57546}{57602}Not to worry! Trust me.
{57608}{57632}I may be a bit rusty,
{57636}{57700}but I'm perfectly capable|of taking care of myself.
{58442}{58519}I congratulate you, chief,|on your excellent facilities.
{58542}{58596}Of course,|you understand that my visit here
{58602}{58655}must be of the utmost secrecy.
{58661}{58745}Of course. My department will do|everything possible to assist you.
{58780}{58876}However, there is one question|that only you can answer.
{58899}{58948}Oui?
{58996}{59117}Does sir Charles Litton|have a swimming pool?
{59122}{59185}A swimming pool?
{59311}{59377}- Back before you know it.|- Take care.
{59852}{59905}Now, what identity|will you travel under?
{59911}{59970}Well, I shall be...
{59976}{60045}Dreary old sir Charles Litton|leaving the country.
{60070}{60097}And...
{60117}{60151}Fearless...
{60156}{60275}Dashing young doctor|Marvin Tanny arriving in Lugash.
{60318}{60352}Watch it!
{61546}{61590}I have the report here.
{61596}{61654}Someone has trifled with your brakes.
{61660}{61708}The underworld will stop at nothing.
{61714}{61756}It's the second attempt on my life.
{61761}{61837}I may have caught my death of pneumon...
{62030}{62077}Gesundheit.
{64756}{64838}I have fixed your doorbell|from the ringing.
{64844}{64892}There is no charge.
{64898}{64962}Thank you. What do you want?
{64967}{65017}I am from the telephone company,
{65022}{65082}there is something|the matter with your pheun.
{65090}{65134}- My "pheun"?|- What?
{65140}{65210}You said there's something|the matter with my "pheun".
{65216}{65268}- Yes.|- My phone?
{65274}{65333}That is correct,|yes, that is what I been saying.
{65338}{65389}No trouble with the telephones here.
{65394}{65475}I know when there is a trouble,|and when there is not a trouble.
{65488}{65553}And I can definitely tell you|that there is a trouble,
{65558}{65622}- you may rest assured of that.|- Since when?
{65628}{65681}Since it was reported.
{65692}{65756}I see. What is the trouble|with the telephones?
{65762}{65810}If I knew that,|I could simply call you up
{65816}{65856}and tell you what the trouble is.
{65862}{65908}What's the trouble?
{65928}{65990}This man says we have|trouble with our telephones.
{65996}{66078}Allow me to introduce myself.|I am Emile flournoy,
{66084}{66146}communications expert|and chief trouble-shooter
{66152}{66237}- for the nice telephone company.|- Please come in, Monsieur.
{66642}{66680}Now what can we do to help you?
{66704}{66765}Which is your nearest phone?
{66780}{66838}- There.|- What?
{66844}{66887}Ah, yes...
{66910}{66967}Hmm.
{66972}{67052}Yes, this phone will not do at all.
{67058}{67123}Show me another phone.|It won't do at all, I'm afraid.
{67128}{67200}- Show Monsieur flour...|- Flournoy!
{67206}{67301}Flournoy... the telephone|in sir Charles's study.
{67386}{67437}I hope you locate the trouble, Monsieur.
{67442}{67506}Madame, it is my business|to locate trouble.
{67622}{67690}- No trouble back there.|- If you require anything...
{67696}{67733}Monsieur, all I require...
{67738}{67849}Is a phone, my little bag of tools|and some privacy in which to work.
{67854}{67904}That is all I require.
{69158}{69224}Take that phone,|but don't pick it up until I tell you.
{70598}{70688}- Raymond?|- Si.
{70730}{70845}I'm taking the 5.00 plane|to Switzerland, have you got that?
{70850}{70903}Si, Switzerland.
{70908}{70958}Have you got the merchandise?
{70966}{71020}- Si.|- Good.
{71026}{71154}I'll see you tomorrow|at the palace hotel in Gstaad.
{71162}{71189}Si.
{71194}{71289}- Goodbye.|- Si. Goodbye.
{71718}{71750}Inspector?
{71756}{71780}Do not come in!
{71784}{71810}Do not come in,
{71814}{71891}I am making further|delicate adjustments to the phone.
{71908}{71967}I will tell you|when it is safe to enter.
{72130}{72209}These adjustments must|not be interfered with, you know.
{72860}{72934}Do not come in,|I am just putting my tools away.
{73494}{73629}As I surmised, a slight malfunction|with your phone which I repaired.
{73682}{73808}Well, I must now return to|my office and report my adjustments.
{74686}{74734}According to the authorities in nice,
{74740}{74810}he has so far demolished|one swimming pool and two trucks.
{74826}{74864}And he's on his way to Gstaad.
{74870}{74921}- Gstaad?|- Yes.
{74926}{75041}Today, a paradise in the Swiss Alps,|tomorrow, a wasteland.
{75092}{75137}Compared to clouseau,
{75142}{75226}Attila the Hun|was a red cross volunteer.
{75334}{75400}- Careful!|- Huh?
{75406}{75463}I put the real one in the bottom drawer.
{75468}{75514}See?
{76146}{76207}Oh! Ooh!
{76826}{76870}Follow that car!
{77412}{77445}Good day.
{77488}{77542}- So nice to have you back again.|- Thank you.
{77642}{77703}Excuse me, do you know|the way to the palace hotel?
{77708}{77734}Yes.
{78412}{78465}- Bags, sir?|- No, thank you.
{78490}{78539}This bag never leaves my arm.
{79786}{79832}Your bag, sir.
{79876}{79924}Thank you.
{79978}{80043}Scusi, signor. May I take your coat?
{80066}{80113}Thank you very much.
{80170}{80230}- Your gloves?|- Of course.
{80278}{80331}Your hat?
{80336}{80404}- Grazie, signor.|- Prego.
{80948}{80994}Oui, Monsieur?
{81000}{81060}- Do you have a reum?|- A "reum"?
{81066}{81136}- What?|- You said, do I have a "reum"?
{81142}{81192}I know perfectly well what I said.
{81198}{81232}I said, "do you have a reum?"
{81266}{81312}You mean, "do I have a room?"
{81318}{81367}That is what|I have been saying, you fool.
{81390}{81430}Do you have a reservation?
{81556}{81623}I am inspector clouseau of the sûreté...
{81652}{81716}And I am here|on official police business.
{81720}{81790}Whether you're here on|official police business or not,
{81796}{81873}this is the height of the season|and the hotel is full!
{81896}{81920}Listen, my friend.
{81926}{81980}This is a matter of national importance,
{81986}{82056}and if you continue|to be difficult with me
{82062}{82143}I shall have no alternative|but to have speaks with my superiors.
{82184}{82218}Well...
{82224}{82272}In that case, Monsieur...
{82308}{82366}We do have a room.
{82372}{82439}I thought as much.
{82654}{82795}Lugash airways announce the arrival|of flight 12 from Paris and nice.
{82800}{82902}Passengers wishing to travel|to the city terminal by bus
{82908}{82972}should proceed to the lugash|transport counter.
{82978}{83040}The nature of your visit|to lugash, Dr Tanny?
{83046}{83114}- Is it business or pleasure?|- Purely pleasure.
{83146}{83178}Next.
{83344}{83463}Incoming passengers are reminded|they should retain the white card.
{83468}{83577}This must be surrendered|to lugash authorities before departure.
{83582}{83682}The loss of this card|may cause considerable delays.
{83832}{83889}Have my bags sent up to my room.
{84142}{84173}How are you, Pepi?
{84210}{84290}What a surprise!|It's sir Charles Litton, isn't it?
{84296}{84342}Not necessarily.
{84354}{84401}Un cognac, s'il vous plaît.
{84406}{84437}Well...
{84464}{84518}Where do I find the fat man?
{84524}{84570}I've... I have not...
{84576}{84623}I've not seen the fat man in years.
{84628}{84661}Really?
{84758}{84845}You're not working for the fat man,|then who are you working for?
{84870}{84915}You are breaking my finger.
{84932}{84979}Why don't you call a policeman?
{85016}{85042}All right, all right.
{85048}{85101}You can find the fat man|at the salamander.
{85130}{85176}Thank you, Pepi.
{85202}{85315}Why don't you order yourself|some liniment... on the rocks?
{87088}{87137}Well, Charles!
{87142}{87200}Well, my old friend.
{87206}{87264}It's good to see you.
{87276}{87312}Come, sit down.
{87318}{87392}I really miss seeing you.|You look wonderful.
{87398}{87437}What can I do for you?
{87442}{87523}Well...|I need a favour from you, old man.
{87528}{87554}Of course.
{87558}{87609}But first, I need your help.
{87618}{87716}And my two associates,|they're here to guard the pink panther.
{87722}{87763}When you've finished your drink,
{87768}{87821}- you'll hand it over.|- I haven't got it.
{87852}{87888}But you took it.
{87900}{87969}I wish I had, truly.|But I didn't, I swear it.
{87974}{88039}Normally, Charles,|I'm a man who detests violence,
{88044}{88131}but in your case I'm forced to make|a most regrettable exception.
{88136}{88188}Would it upset you too much|to explain why?
{88194}{88256}Under the pretence|of trying to catch the thief,
{88262}{88322}the general is hurting|many innocent people...
{88340}{88390}And a group of my very good friends.
{88396}{88463}If I give him the thief,|he'll have to stop hurting them.
{88490}{88544}Of course,|if you didn't steal the panther,
{88550}{88600}one might almost conclude the general,
{88606}{88660}in order to get rid of|his political enemies,
{88680}{88721}engineered the robbery himself.
{88726}{88778}I bet he even offered a reward.
{88784}{88863}- A very considerable reward, dead...|- Or alive?
{88868}{88903}And if you are dead...
{88908}{88984}I can't prove|I didn't steal the pink panther.
{88990}{89029}I knew you would figure it out.
{89038}{89107}Deliver the body to the general|with my compliments.
{89120}{89201}I'm awfully sorry... old boy.
{89254}{89293}Well, you know the old saying,
{89298}{89335}"with friends like you,
{89340}{89381}- "who needs enemies?"|- Enemies.
{91578}{91622}Good evening, Dr Tanny.
{91628}{91660}Good evening.
{91666}{91717}I am colonel Sharki.
{91748}{91835}Yes! I thought we might be|running into one another...
{91846}{91887}Sooner or later.
{91912}{92007}I... I need your help.
{92054}{92096}Now, colonel Sharki...
{92126}{92183}What could a simple doctor do
{92188}{92264}to help the head|of the lugash secret police?
{92270}{92321}A simple doctor? Nothing.
{92326}{92399}But the notorious phantom?
{92404}{92472}Oh, he could do quite a bit.
{92478}{92510}For instance?
{92516}{92639}I want your cooperation|in recovering the pink panther.
{92644}{92725}The fat man seems to think|that you cooked up this robbery
{92730}{92822}as an excuse to do|a little political housecleaning.
{92878}{92962}The fat man is not|the only one with that opinion.
{92982}{93047}And if you can prove|that you are not guilty...
{93052}{93122}- You have a bad leg?|- Oh, it's nothing.
{93128}{93201}If you can prove you're not guilty,|I'm in serious trouble.
{93218}{93291}Because of the religious significance|of the pink panther,
{93296}{93339}it's imperative to the government
{93344}{93403}that sooner or later|the thief be apprehended,
{93408}{93494}- and the Jewel returned.|- You would prefer it later than sooner?
{93534}{93579}I can't tell you how reassuring it is
{93584}{93645}to know that we|understand each other so well.
{93664}{93696}And if...
{93716}{93746}I do...
{93768}{93811}Catch the thief?
{93840}{93904}I have every confidence that you will.
{93908}{93956}How does the saying go?
{93996}{94085}"Set a thief to catch a thief."
{94128}{94176}Goodnight, Dr Tanny.
{95116}{95188}- You hate him.|- Yes, I hate him all right.
{95194}{95249}- How much do you hate him?|- How much?
{95254}{95288}How high is up?
{95294}{95353}I hate every little|molecule in his body.
{95358}{95386}You'd like to kill him?
{95392}{95482}To kill him. Oh, god, yes. To kill him.
{95502}{95536}Why don't you?
{95542}{95586}Oh, to kill him.
{95592}{95649}What? Why don't I?
{95654}{95724}- It's not so easy, you try.|- I mean kill him psychically.
{95730}{95760}- Ridiculous.|- Why?
{95766}{95821}Nothing I can do psychically would have
{95826}{95879}- the slightest effect on him.|- Why not?
{95884}{95936}Because he's got the brain of a minkey.
{95942}{95995}- Minkey?|- What?
{96000}{96099}- You said minkey.|- I did?
{96104}{96153}You see, I'm beginning to talk like him.
{96158}{96229}Now doctor, you'd better come up|with a better suggestion
{96234}{96280}or I'll get myself another analyst.
{96286}{96332}Now, just relax.
{96338}{96387}Relax.
{96404}{96447}I haven't slept for a week.
{96464}{96570}I just lie there thinking the same|thoughts over and over and over again.
{96576}{96687}Describe your thoughts. Get them out|in the open and you'll feel much better.
{96692}{96730}All right.
{96736}{96771}See, it's always the same.
{96776}{96819}Clouseau is sitting there,
{96824}{96895}in a chair just like you,|with his back to me.
{96918}{96957}And then suddenly,
{96962}{97066}my hands go round his throat|and I begin to squeeze.
{97092}{97187}It's wonderful, it's marvellous.|I'm squeezing.
{97192}{97284}And the more I squeeze,|the freer I feel.
{97290}{97378}I'm in ecstasy.
{97384}{97435}And then suddenly...
{97440}{97517}Suddenly, my problem is solved.
{97550}{97579}Doctor?
{97584}{97612}Doctor!
{97630}{97700}Sir Charles arrived|at my office this morning at ten,
{97706}{97756}and we reviewed|all the evidence to date.
{97762}{97829}He was interested,|asked all the right questions.
{97842}{97881}Then we went to the viewing room
{97886}{97957}and watched the film|from the hidden monitoring cameras.
{97962}{98050}This was the last group to go through|the museum before it was robbed.
{98064}{98131}- Do you recognise any of these people?|- No.
{98136}{98162}No.
{98166}{98221}He appeared to|study the film very carefully,
{98226}{98291}and he claimed not|to recognise any one of them.
{98296}{98322}No.
{98326}{98379}We questioned him three times|about each.
{98384}{98410}No.
{98414}{98460}- You sure?|- Absolutely.
{98478}{98523}- This one?|- No.
{98528}{98605}- How about that one?|- No!
{98614}{98665}Each time the results were identical.
{98670}{98741}Little or no stress until|questioned about number three.
{98746}{98774}Then, hard stress.
{98780}{98811}Number three.
{98816}{98878}A young man,|the museum guide remembers him.
{99558}{99595}Good morning.
{99610}{99650}It could be better.
{99660}{99732}- How?|- You could go away.
{99738}{99805}All right,|but first I'll need your truck.
{99810}{99861}I haven't got a truck anymore.
{99904}{99951}I sold it.
{99990}{100035}What do you want it for?
{100040}{100098}You're gonna help me|get across the border.
{100104}{100205}It's impossible, the border is closed.
{100210}{100250}You have to have a special pass.
{100256}{100327}- Then get one.|- It's out of the question.
{100332}{100400}If I go to the fat man|to buy a special pass,
{100406}{100464}he wants to know the reason.
{100470}{100525}Then tell him|that I've threatened your life
{100530}{100584}unless you help me|to get across the border.
{100590}{100654}Tell him that for|half the sum of the reward
{100658}{100730}plus a forged pass|to get you out of the country,
{100736}{100822}you will deliver me into an ambush|at some pre-named place
{100828}{100908}of the fat man's choosing,|this side of the border.
{100924}{100978}What if he doesn't believe me?
{100984}{101036}I'm sure you'll be able to convince him.
{101066}{101158}And if, my dear Pepi,|you double-cross me,
{101174}{101261}it'll be a very long while before|you give your next piano recital.
{101664}{101690}Yes?
{101694}{101767}You asked to be kept informed|of lady Litton's activities.
{101772}{101825}- Yes.|- She's going skiing at two.
{101844}{101910}- Skiing in this weather?|- On the glacier.
{101916}{101951}On the glacier?
{101996}{102075}- How long have you been a bellboy?|- Oh! Too long, Monsieur.
{102080}{102141}Keep up this good work|and very soon I will see to it
{102146}{102210}that you become a bell man.
{102501}{102555}- Bonjour, milady.|- Hello, good afternoon.
{102560}{102651}I changed my mind about skiing. I'm|going to the tennis matches instead.
{102656}{102733}If my husband calls|tell him I'll be back around four.
{102739}{102781}- Oui, madame.|- Thank you.
{103026}{103064}Hello?
{103070}{103123}Guten tag?
{103853}{103944}- Hello? Wie Geht's?|- Wie Geht's?
{108472}{108580}Swine bird, that is my private|moustache. You naughty bird.
{108693}{108723}Swine!
{113698}{113723}No, no, no, wait!
{113727}{113781}It's me,|inspector clouseau of the sûreté.
{113786}{113814}- She's coming.|- What?
{113819}{113848}In the elevator.
{114640}{114669}Hello.
{116194}{116255}What are we going to do?|What are we going to do?
{116262}{116304}What we are doing...
{116449}{116487}She's coming!
{116637}{116679}I'm sorry.
{116779}{116820}Oh, come in, please.
{116898}{116994}- Some towels you have, bitte?|- Oh, yes. I'll go get them.
{118973}{119115}- What are you doing?|- Nichts. Staubsucker.
{119205}{119281}Out! Schnell! Schnell!
{119949}{119983}Get up, you fool!
{120014}{120082}Guten tag! Wie Geht's?
{120564}{120598}What took you so long?
{120603}{120673}The fat man is not convinced so easily.
{120678}{120756}- But you managed.|- Here is the pass.
{120786}{120853}And you gave him...
{120869}{120905}As you suggested.
{120910}{121004}For the pass and half of the reward,|I will hand you over.
{121009}{121074}- Quickly, we must hurry.|- Where?
{121079}{121152}- What?|- Where did you agree to hand me over?
{121157}{121206}The fat man will be waiting at the point
{121211}{121295}one mile south of the roadway,|seven miles from the border.
{121300}{121360}I know the place precisely.
{121365}{121440}I will avoid it absolutely.|Quick, we must hurry!
{121499}{121524}No, after you.
{121539}{121575}- What?|- Try "why."
{121580}{121636}- Why?|- Shh!
{121641}{121735}Because I know you precisely,|and doubt you absolutely.
{121746}{121805}Sir Charles... please, please!|Sir Charles...
{121810}{121908}Don't worry, as long as you've told the|truth, there's nothing to worry about.
{121913}{121964}Nothing to worry about.
{121969}{121998}All right?
{122003}{122067}- Be careful.|- Thank you very much.
{124830}{124877}Open it.
{124942}{124989}Be careful.
{125096}{125143}He tricked me!
{126064}{126114}From the gentleman at the bar, madam.
{127030}{127069}Good evening.
{127086}{127133}Good evening.
{127157}{127240}Monsieur guy Gadbois, at your service.
{127263}{127328}- How do you do? I'm lady Litton.|- Yes, I know.
{127333}{127399}- Oh.|- I took the Liberty of finding out.
{127404}{127439}I hope you are not offended.
{127444}{127500}That depends on your intentions.
{127505}{127565}Strictly honourable, I can assure you.
{127570}{127626}A man sees a beautiful chicken,
{127631}{127698}he can't help but be inquisitive,|you know?
{127738}{127814}Would you think it naughty of me|if I offered to buy you a drink?
{127819}{127854}But you already have.
{127960}{128039}How about I buy myself one,|and we'll drink it together?
{128044}{128085}All right.
{128147}{128175}Waiter...
{128180}{128257}Another kahlúa and ginger ale, please.
{128327}{128361}Well...
{128380}{128490}If there is a lady Litton,|there must be a lord.
{128495}{128544}- What?|- Lord Litton.
{128573}{128620}- Yes, he's in...|- Yes?
{128636}{128701}- Plastics.|- Oh, the plastic.
{128706}{128755}- In...|- Yes?
{128760}{128816}Industrial plastics.
{128846}{128886}Very interesting.
{129089}{129119}Well...
{129150}{129233}Here is looking at you, kid.
{129707}{129754}You have anything to declare?
{129759}{129805}Nothing.
{129810}{129857}You may proceed.
{130272}{130313}I come here very often, you know.
{130317}{130365}I come here for the winter sports,
{130370}{130417}- for the skiing.|- So do I.
{130422}{130465}Why have we never met?
{130470}{130517}Well, it's quite simple, really.
{130522}{130601}I get up at the crack of dawn...|I'm so terribly sorry about that.
{130606}{130661}I get up at the crack of dawn, always.
{130666}{130729}Up the mountain,|down the slopes on the piste.
{130734}{130781}You must be a very good skier.
{130793}{130888}Well, I started when I was|a mere babe in arms.
{130893}{130957}I could ski before I could even crawl.
{131009}{131082}I'm terribly sorry, I beg your pardon.
{131087}{131123}It's all right.
{131128}{131198}This hotel is deteriorating rapidly.
{131219}{131246}Well...
{131251}{131311}Here's to you, Monsieur Gadbois.
{131399}{131443}Is that your own parrot?
{131448}{131510}- No, it comes with the hotel.|- Does it?
{131521}{131589}Someone let it out of its cage,|and I can't get it back in.
{131609}{131683}- You need another glass.|- I most certainly do.
{131705}{131752}Swine parrot.
{131757}{131813}What is it you do, Monsieur Gadbois?
{131839}{131930}Well, you know, I do a little bit|of this and a little bit of that.
{131935}{131986}A man of mystery.
{131991}{132031}One might say that, yes.
{132036}{132078}I would, of course, tell you more.
{132083}{132154}But it would be|safer for you if I did not.
{132202}{132257}- Are you all right?|- Of course I am.
{132262}{132307}Yes?
{132353}{132425}Excuse me, for moment|I thought I was in your apartment.
{132469}{132525}- Hello?|- I am in your apartment.
{132534}{132595}- It's for you.|- For me?
{132727}{132803}There is no need to leave on my account.
{132808}{132864}There is need to leave on my account.
{132951}{133048}- Hello?|- Monsieur Gadbois?
{133053}{133135}Yes, this is Monsieur Gadbois.|Who is that speaking?
{133152}{133220}Don't you know? Can't you guess?
{133225}{133294}I'll give you a clue.|This is the man who hates you.
{133299}{133351}This is the man who|more than anything else
{133356}{133402}would like to see you dead and buried.
{133407}{133500}The head-waiter that works at the|little bistro on the rue des beaux-arts?
{133505}{133568}No! This is chief inspector Dreyfus.
{133573}{133603}Idiot!
{133624}{133690}You understand that|anyone could call up here
{133695}{133737}and ask for Monsieur guy Gadbois
{133742}{133803}and say that they were|chief inspector Dreyfus.
{133808}{133850}What is your code name?
{133855}{133887}Code name, huh?
{133892}{133924}Code name?
{133934}{133982}I don't have a code name.
{133987}{134045}I never had a code name, lunatic!
{134050}{134128}I understand that, sir,|but only the real inspector Dreyfus
{134133}{134190}would know that|he did not have a code name.
{134217}{134292}Clouseau,|why are you still in Switzerland?
{134347}{134435}Because I am here attempting|to interrogate lady Litton
{134440}{134515}and trying to find out|where her husband is.
{134527}{134560}Her husband is in lugash.
{134565}{134607}He's been there since Tuesday.
{134612}{134686}Well, in that case, I will leave|on the next available plane.
{134741}{134780}Yes, sir, yes. Quite, quite.
{134785}{134878}I quite understand what you mean,|and I'm not arguing with you about that.
{134883}{134946}That would be my advice, as well.|Yes, absolutely.
{134951}{134983}But...
{135013}{135107}Yes, I can understand your feelings|under the circumstances. Absolutely.
{135112}{135153}Yes, that is quite right.
{135158}{135233}But I must say to you, sir,|whatever your feelings are,
{135238}{135325}you must not call me here|at any hour of the night or day.
{135330}{135378}Even in an emergency.
{135408}{135460}A little bit of this|and a little bit of that
{135465}{135495}add up sometimes.
{135500}{135525}Thank you.
{135529}{135605}Did I understand you to say|you were leaving on the next plane?
{135610}{135641}Regrettably, yes, yes.
{135646}{135698}One of life's little tragedies,|you know.
{135703}{135781}- Aw!|- So until we meet again...
{135819}{135852}I will say...
{135865}{135924}Here is looking at you, kid.
{136074}{136122}Is anything the matter?
{136145}{136189}Yeah.
{136194}{136236}Strange taste.
{136244}{136280}Well...
{136309}{136356}- Au revoir.|- Au revoir.
{136653}{136701}The concierge, please.
{138051}{138108}Monsieur Gadbois' room.
{138889}{138922}Oh, no.
{140333}{140358}Yes?
{140362}{140402}Clouseau.
{140407}{140502}Since you have seen fit to disregard|my orders and remain in Switzerland...
{140507}{140532}Don't interrupt!
{140536}{140590}I want you to arrest lady Litton!
{140595}{140639}Arrest the lady Litton?
{140644}{140679}Immediately!
{140684}{140745}If she is not in your custody|within five minutes,
{140750}{140824}you'll be checking|parking meters in Martinique.
{140851}{140898}Yes, sir.
{140958}{141014}Five minutes!
{141078}{141142}No, Cato, you fool,|this is not the time.
{141147}{141211}This is not the time, Cato!
{141241}{141293}Come out of there, come out of there!
{141298}{141345}This is the time!
{141378}{141425}You stupid fool, you see what you did?
{141430}{141491}You forgot the first rule|of self-defence.
{141496}{141540}Never be taken by surprise!
{141545}{141618}I didn't expect to see you|out of hospital so soon.
{141623}{141671}My brown suit. Give me the valet.
{141676}{141752}They did an excellent job|of restoration on your yellow skin.
{141757}{141857}Valet, this is inspector clouseau.|Please send up my brown...
{141883}{141948}Well, please send down|my brown suit immediately.
{141953}{142006}I cannot wait.|As quick as you possibly can!
{142011}{142042}Quicker, please!
{142062}{142126}I can't wait for them.|Help me get dressed.
{142144}{142190}I have to go and arrest lady Litton.
{142195}{142256}Arrest lady Litton, be sure,|but on what charge?
{142261}{142286}Hello, hello!
{142290}{142373}This is inspector clouseau.|Please connect me with Paris, France.
{142378}{142414}Trocadero-3-7-1...
{142531}{142557}Hello, oui.
{142569}{142597}What?
{142602}{142632}Who?
{142679}{142724}Yes, yes, OK. I'll accept it.
{142789}{142818}Hello, clouseau.
{142823}{142869}No, he's not here.
{142874}{142926}On vacation.|He won't be back for a week.
{142931}{142957}I just spoke with him.
{142962}{143027}He instructed me to arrest|lady Litton immediately.
{143036}{143061}What?
{143066}{143097}Yes!
{143102}{143151}That's very easy for you to say.
{143156}{143215}I would be delighted to arrest her, yes!
{143220}{143245}On what charge?
{143250}{143309}It could be embarrassing|if I go to her and say,
{143314}{143360}"I arrest you in the name of the law."
{143365}{143427}She says "on what charge?"|I do not have the answer.
{143432}{143457}What?
{143462}{143495}Oh, yes!
{143510}{143557}And the same to you!
{143565}{143612}Filthy swine.
{143646}{143692}Cato, very strange.
{143697}{143742}Chief inspector Dreyfus calls me,
{143747}{143847}tells me to arrest lady Litton,|immediately, without a charge
{143852}{143907}I call him back,|I find he's not in his office.
{143912}{143999}Even stranger,|I find he's gone away on vacation.
{144015}{144112}Cato, things are very fishy in Denmark.
{144117}{144184}- Switzerland.|- Yes, there too.
{144399}{144482}No more. No more, I've had enough.
{144487}{144559}This time it ends|with a bullet in his brain.
{144564}{144592}Brain.
{144740}{144791}- Bonjour...|- Shh.
{144892}{144936}Merci.
{145584}{145647}Bonjour, madame.
{145652}{145687}Breakfast.
{145692}{145719}Voilà.
{145724}{145798}Just leave it over there.|I'll sign for it later.
{145959}{146034}How about a little tip?
{146066}{146132}Charles, darling.
{146172}{146223}All right, all right.
{146228}{146264}Now where is it?
{146269}{146339}After all these years, you need to ask?
{146344}{146371}I'm quite serious.
{146376}{146466}Oh, I hope so. You hotel waiters|lead such interesting lives.
{146471}{146574}No, no, no, no, no. Not now, darling.|Not now. Please, now, where is it?
{146592}{146643}That depends on what you're looking for.
{146648}{146750}Now, come on, Claudine. Please, not now.|Where is it? I'm losing Patience.
{146755}{146843}I shall ask the hotel|to send up another waiter.
{146848}{146959}I should like very much if you would|hand me over the pink panther,
{146964}{147035}if it is not too much trouble.
{147103}{147159}How did you find out so quickly?
{147164}{147204}Feminine intuition.
{147209}{147331}I thought it would take you|at least another week.
{147336}{147421}You know, you are|very good at what you do.
{147426}{147471}Thank you.
{147476}{147582}I was prepared to surrender my body|to clouseau if it was necessary.
{147596}{147655}Why did you do it?
{147660}{147759}I didn't. I said I was prepared to.
{147764}{147823}Aren't you a little bit proud of me?
{147828}{147873}You nearly had me killed, you know.
{147878}{147983}- It's better than dying of boredom.|- Me? Bored with you?
{147988}{148035}I'm sorry, darling.
{148040}{148167}It's just that I never realised|how tedious life could be
{148172}{148250}for a retired Jewel thief. Yuck.
{148367}{148411}Clever little beast.
{148445}{148499}Better than a hotel safe.
{148615}{148670}Now tell me,
{148675}{148753}how did you find out it was me?
{148758}{148883}Well, there's something about a wife|even with a beard.
{148931}{148999}Now, come on, darling.
{149004}{149087}It's time to get dressed,|pack and go home.
{149092}{149143}Now, come on, darling...
{149183}{149281}Forgive the intrusion, madam, but you|see before you a very disillusioned man.
{149286}{149346}Disillusioned and with a gun.
{149351}{149401}- He's obviously not with the hotel.|- No.
{149406}{149500}Allow me to introduce colonel Sharki|of the lugash secret police.
{149505}{149539}That explains the gun.
{149544}{149637}I foolishly believed that your husband|was a man of integrity.
{149642}{149682}- That was foolish.|- Thank you.
{149687}{149798}You see, your husband and I,|we had an arrangement.
{149803}{149886}He was to do certain things,|and if he didn't...
{149891}{149962}You were to do certain things.
{149983}{150013}Regrettably.
{150018}{150119}Coffee, darling. I'm sorry,|there's only one cup.
{150124}{150224}I know I'm going|to be sorry I asked this,
{150229}{150272}but want to give me a for instance?
{150277}{150337}First, you will hand over|the pink panther.
{150352}{150381}And second?
{150386}{150428}I will be forced to shoot you.
{150433}{150458}Who's forcing you?
{150562}{150627}Open the door in the name of the law.
{150632}{150710}Would you please, sir, answer the door?
{150715}{150760}Excuse me, darling.
{150765}{150860}Lady Litton, I am forced to arrest you!
{150865}{150907}And if you do not open this door,
{150912}{150983}I will have no alternative|but to break it down.
{150992}{151025}Very well.
{151241}{151294}Guy, you're all wet!
{151299}{151349}There's a defect in my plumbing.
{151354}{151411}Lady Litton, listen to me.
{151430}{151486}I have deceived you.
{151491}{151586}I am not guy Gadbois. I am|inspector clouseau of the sûreté,
{151591}{151647}and it is my painful duty to arrest you.
{151652}{151681}Do you know my husband?
{151686}{151746}I must confess I do.|I met him several years ago.
{151751}{151815}When I meet him again,|I'll arrest him immediately.
{151820}{151867}Then you must have met colonel Sharki.
{151872}{151965}That idiot from the secret police.|Yes, I know him. And when I...
{151996}{152063}Sir Charles Litton,|I arrest you in the name of the law,
{152068}{152125}and I warn you that|anything you say will be...
{152168}{152245}Before you get all worked up,|there's something you must know.
{152250}{152306}He intends to kill all of us.
{152311}{152365}- Who?|- Colonel Sharki.
{152462}{152566}Good Sharki colonel god,|we were just talking about you.
{152571}{152638}As you can see,|I've got the whole case buttoned up.
{152643}{152675}Everything is sewn up.
{152680}{152745}This is sir Charles phantom,|the famous pink Litton.
{152750}{152797}Who stole the...
{152813}{152862}What did you say?|He was going to kill us?
{152867}{152930}Well, if you can persuade him|to change his mind...
{152935}{152988}- You're joking, of course.|- No.
{153032}{153115}- You're going to kill me, as well?|- With pleasure.
{153143}{153219}Is there anything I can do that|will make you change your mind?
{153224}{153303}Well, there's nothing|that I can think of.
{153326}{153383}Supposing that I thought of something.
{153388}{153515}- Hmm. For instance?|- Well...
{153561}{153664}For instance, supposing|I told you that your fly was undone?
{153688}{153786}By a remarkable coincidence,|so is yours.
{153791}{153863}Oh, no. Not again.
{153893}{154002}Ah! I see you are familiar|with the "open fly" ploy.
{154007}{154054}Well, so am I.
{154075}{154182}You also know the "falling on the bed|with the arm on the floor" ploy.
{154187}{154257}- He's been shot dead, idiot.|- Don't call me an idiot.
{154262}{154320}What? Who?
{154713}{154759}Be careful, darling.
{154764}{154835}He's either reloading|or out of ammunition.
{154880}{154945}He's out of his mind,|that's what he's out of.
{155229}{155286}I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
{155291}{155334}- Monsieur!|- I'll kill you!
{155495}{155523}Get out of my way!
{155748}{155810}Chief inspector Dreyfus was tried
{155815}{155892}and found not guilty,|by reason of insanity.
{155897}{155994}Clouseau, the famous detective,|was decorated by general Wadafi.
{155999}{156076}Then he went back to France,|where I believe he took over
{156081}{156146}the position vacated|by the madman, Dreyfus.
{156170}{156287}There it is, ladies and gentlemen,|the largest diamond in the world.
{156292}{156427}And surely, the most famous,|or infamous, if you prefer.
{156438}{156465}The pink panther.
{156470}{156513}What ever happened to sir Charles?
{156535}{156613}As far as anyone knows,|he still is living the quiet life
{156618}{156682}at his villa in the south of France.
{156692}{156808}Although there has been a rumour that|the notorious phantom is back at work,
{156813}{156925}and although it has long been suspected|that sir Charles and the phantom
{156930}{157031}are one and the same,|it has never been proved.
{157104}{157135}Mark my words, François.
{157152}{157207}Before the week is out,|I will have proof that
{157212}{157268}sir Charles Litton is the phantom.
{157273}{157351}- Did you enjoy your food?|- Oh, yes, yes. Very nice.
{157356}{157436}You've probably guessed|I have a passion for the oriental food.
{157472}{157527}Cato usually does some cooking for me,
{157532}{157602}but recently he's taken to|attacking me at every chance.
{157607}{157656}It's very bad for the digestion.
{157770}{157817}That is very strange, François.
{157827}{157961}I don't ever recall receiving the|fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant.
{157966}{158022}- What does it say?|- We shall see...
{158113}{158252}"Beware of Japanese waitress|bearing fortune cookies."
{158287}{158340}Japanese waitress?
{158504}{158551}Cato, get off!
{158587}{158614}Cato!
{158619}{158666}No, you idiot!
{158796}{158852}Oh, I'm so terribly sorry. I beg your...
{159116}{159165}Stop, Cato! Enough, enough!
{159193}{159226}Enough, I say!
{159231}{159294}Get your hands off of me!
{159312}{159370}You must remember|my new position in the force!
{159375}{159449}You have devastated|my sukiyaki in there.
{159458}{159526}You fool! You raving oriental idiot!
{159533}{159606}There is a time and a place|for everything, Cato!
{159620}{159668}And this is it.
{160813}{160862}Kill him! Kill him!