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{5518}{5660}02 The Pink Panther - A Shot in the Dark English
{5837}{5862}Maria.
{12776}{12816}Commissioner Dreyfus.
{12859}{12904}Yes, my darling.
{12922}{12988}I was just about to call you.|I'm on my way.
{12990}{13050}I've got the cheese and the Beaujolais.
{13052}{13080}What?
{13102}{13177}My love, kiss the children for me.
{13212}{13277}Hold on. Yes?
{13278}{13330}Your wife is on the other line.
{13350}{13398}Tell her I'm out of town.
{13400}{13458}Yes, my love?
{13459}{13514}I'll be with you in 20 minutes.
{13761}{13799}Monsieur Dreyfus.
{13801}{13850}Monsieur, a catastrophe!
{13852}{13930}We've just had a report of a shooting|at the Chateau de la Pierre Blanche.
{13931}{13993}- So?|- Monsieur Ballon!
{14000}{14055}- What? Ballon, the millionaire?|- Yes.
{14057}{14090}That is a catastrophe.
{14092}{14189}It's not so much the shooting|that is a catastrophe.
{14190}{14267}When the report came in,|there were few details.
{14269}{14323}Just that someone had been shot|and the address.
{14325}{14419}At first I didn't realize it was|the home of the millionaire Ballon.
{14421}{14446}So?
{14459}{14529}I made a terrible mistake.
{14559}{14622}Who did you assign to the case?
{14646}{14681}Clouseau.
{14683}{14718}Oh, my God.
{15380}{15422}Inspector Clouseau.
{15424}{15458}Good evening, sir.
{15557}{15636}- What is your name?|- My name is Henri LaFarge.
{15638}{15684}Make a note of that.
{15693}{15762}- You are the butler?|- I am the head butler.
{15763}{15853}Head butler. Cross out "butler"|and put down "head butler."
{16007}{16053}This is Monsieur Ballon.
{16072}{16144}Monsieur Ballon, it is a great honour.
{16163}{16192}Excuse me.
{16194}{16274}I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté.
{16276}{16374}I must apologize for my appearance.|I had a slight accident.
{16380}{16450}Would you like a bathrobe?
{16452}{16546}No, nothing at all.|It's a little dampness. It will soon go.
{16592}{16650}Monsieur Ballon, you reported a shooting.
{16652}{16711}- I didn't. Maurice did.|- Maurice?
{16713}{16772}Yes. He's guarding Maria.
{16774}{16852}I was at the airport at the time|the shooting occurred. I just arrived.
{16854}{16890}Of course.
{16891}{16981}I shall have this case|cleared up in a few seconds.
{16982}{17054}Would you like to examine the body?
{17055}{17088}I would be delighted.
{17090}{17122}This way, sir.
{17706}{17775}- You are Maurice?|- Yes, Monsieur.
{18061}{18130}Monsieur Ballon said|you were guarding someone.
{18131}{18166}Yes, Monsieur.
{18611}{18672}This pen has been fired recently.
{18730}{18802}- And you are?|- Maria Gambrelli.
{18842}{18870}I am Inspector Clouseau.
{18903}{18927}How do you do?
{18990}{19046}See what else you can find.
{19048}{19114}- What are you doing?|- I'm taking the gun, Inspector.
{19115}{19167}- This is my pistol pen.|- I know.
{19169}{19258}Get your own, please.|This is my own personal one.
{19397}{19457}Don't look in here. Look outside.
{19547}{19618}- What did you say?|- Nothing, Monsieur.
{19623}{19670}You can go.
{19869}{19903}Now, then.
{20067}{20095}Please.
{20133}{20214}- You found the body?|- Yes, Monsieur.
{20286}{20331}A friend of yours?
{20370}{20450}- Any idea who killed him?|- I've no idea.
{20466}{20495}- She killed him.|- What?
{20497}{20550}- That's not true.|- She says it's not true.
{20552}{20606}- She is lying.|- You watch your tongue.
{20608}{20652}I heard four shots.
{20654}{20717}You heard four shots.|You did not see four...
{20750}{20823}I am sorry.|You did not see these four shots.
{20825}{20850}No, Monsieur.
{20852}{20922}Then you could not possibly know|who fired those shots.
{20924}{20976}The door was locked from the inside.
{20978}{21012}What does that prove?
{21014}{21074}When I broke it open,|I found Miguel where you see him
{21076}{21133}and Maria with a gun in her hand.
{21152}{21222}- With a gun in her hand?|- Still smoking.
{21238}{21287}Did you have the gun in your hand?
{21334}{21382}Was it still smoking?
{21384}{21434}I suppose so.
{21435}{21506}But I don't know how it got there.|I really don't!
{21510}{21577}- Ridiculous!|- I will decide what is ridiculous.
{21578}{21655}- You surely don't believe...|- I believe everything.
{21681}{21727}And I believe nothing.
{21729}{21789}I suspect everyone.
{21790}{21838}And I suspect no one.
{21871}{21922}I gather the facts,
{21923}{21982}examine the clues,
{21984}{22057}and before you know it, the case is solved.
{22100}{22169}There is much here|that does not meet the eye.
{22170}{22218}That is quite obvious.
{22306}{22390}- What was that you said?|- Nothing, Monsieur.
{22391}{22476}All right, you can go now.
{22478}{22520}Yes, Monsieur.
{22522}{22600}But do not try to leave.
{22602}{22676}Everyone in this household|is under suspicion.
{22678}{22712}Yes, Monsieur.
{23030}{23086}Now, supposing you tell me|what happened.
{23088}{23146}He was having difficulty with the buttons.
{23147}{23206}- Buttons?|- The buttons on my dress.
{23223}{23329}That is very strange, because|there are no buttons on this dress.
{23330}{23402}That is because|he was having difficulty with them.
{23404}{23457}So he just tore the dress off.
{23458}{23496}He attacked you?
{23498}{23604}Oh, no! I would have helped him,|but he couldn't wait.
{23606}{23667}The buttons are probably all over the room.
{23683}{23733}He was so impetuous.
{23734}{23797}A passionate Spaniard, you know?
{23878}{23972}And he tore your dress off?
{23992}{24076}Yes. Then suddenly|someone opened the door.
{24078}{24126}Miguel leapt up and...
{24128}{24161}That is the last I remember
{24162}{24226}until Maurice came in|and found me with a gun.
{24267}{24354}Yes. There is, if you will excuse me,
{24356}{24416}something here I do not quite understand.
{24418}{24462}What don't you understand?
{24555}{24609}I don't understand
{24611}{24698}when you say that you don't remember.
{24699}{24758}I guess I was unconscious.
{24760}{24810}- Unconscious?|- I have a bump.
{24812}{24853}Bump? Where?
{24858}{24938}Let me see. Yes!
{24939}{25014}I don't know how it happened,|but it is so painful.
{25016}{25074}That is beautiful perfume you're wearing.
{25075}{25122}- It's bath oil.|- Is it?
{25123}{25225}I really can't figure it out.|Someone must have hit me.
{25226}{25309}You have received a mild concussion.
{25310}{25347}You have cream on your nose.
{25349}{25430}What? It's nothing.|It's from that thing over there.
{25431}{25503}You're all wet! Is it raining?
{25505}{25610}No. That stupid driver of mine|parked too close to the fountain.
{25611}{25719}You should get out of these clothes.|You'll catch your death of pneumonia.
{25721}{25755}Yes, I probably will,
{25757}{25832}but it's all part of life's rich pageant.
{25849}{25943}We police have to put up with|a lot of things because of our duties
{25945}{26033}that in private life|one wouldn't normally tolerate.
{26034}{26137}Why don't we have a smoke?|Helps to calm the nerves
{26138}{26212}and enable us to think more clearly.
{26305}{26347}Lovely perfume you're wearing.
{26349}{26406}That's not perfume. That's bath oil.
{26408}{26501}- Is it? It's very beautiful.|- Thank you.
{26502}{26540}I still smell it.
{26574}{26617}Now, where were we?
{26619}{26661}My bump.
{26664}{26747}Bump, right, that you received|when somebody hit you.
{26749}{26813}At least we presume somebody hit you.
{26816}{26858}How else could it have happened?
{26860}{26949}In the police force, first we presume.|After, we find out.
{26950}{27023}That is the way we always work.|If we work the other way...
{27025}{27102}Goodness, it's stuffy in here.
{27104}{27150}- Your coat!|- Yes, it is my coat.
{27152}{27191}But it's on fire!
{27193}{27258}What? My coat is on fire!
{27298}{27347}My goodness, I'm burning!
{27454}{27483}Clouseau?
{27485}{27530}He fell out of the window!
{27560}{27598}Clouseau?
{27749}{27790}Are you all right?
{27816}{27898}Yes, I am perfectly all right. Thank you.
{27899}{27947}In that case, you may go home.
{27996}{28022}Go home?
{28023}{28077}- You are relieved.|- Relieved?
{28078}{28150}I am taking charge. Good night, Clouseau.
{28240}{28279}Good night, sir.
{28519}{28558}I'm sorry.
{28559}{28606}You idiot! You fool!
{28625}{28674}It's good I was able to check my reflexes.
{28676}{28746}I might have killed you with a karate chop.
{28891}{28928}You fool!
{28954}{29014}Just for that, you're off the case.
{29232}{29268}Back to town.
{29466}{29552}- When can I have the report?|- First thing in the morning.
{29554}{29587}Thank you.
{29604}{29641}Excuse me.
{29642}{29718}Monsieur Ballon?|I'm Commissioner Dreyfus.
{29720}{29798}Where is Inspector Clouseau?
{29811}{29870}I am personally taking charge|of this investigation.
{29871}{29918}I promise that you and Madame Ballon
{29919}{29974}will be inconvenienced|as little as possible,
{29975}{30074}and the Ballon name will not suffer|the sensationalism of the press.
{30075}{30150}He was a strange fellow,|but I rather liked him.
{30168}{30214}I mean Clouseau.
{30216}{30306}Yes. He's an extraordinary man.
{32359}{32416}Inspector Clouseau's residence.
{32422}{32498}One moment, please.|Commissioner Dreyfus.
{32668}{32702}Hello. Inspector Clouseau here.
{32708}{32793}Get down here immediately.|You're back on the Gambrelli case.
{32794}{32827}The Gambrelli case?
{32836}{32930}Maria Gambrelli.|The maid who killed the chauffeur.
{32931}{33007}Maria Gambrelli, the maid. Yes, excellent.
{33009}{33067}I'll be there right away. Thank you.
{33072}{33136}Kato, I am back on the case.
{33154}{33212}I tell you, Maria Gambrelli is beautiful.
{33214}{33242}Innocent.
{33318}{33394}That was a good workout.|You're showing marked improvement.
{33398}{33448}Every day you're getting better.
{33609}{33683}Facts, Hercule, facts.
{33687}{33745}Nothing matters but the facts.
{33746}{33818}Without them,|the science of criminal investigation
{33820}{33882}is nothing more than a guessing game.
{33930}{33994}You listen to me|and you will learn something.
{33996}{34083}Now then, the facts in this case are,
{34085}{34127}the body of the chauffeur was found
{34129}{34203}in the bedroom of the second maid. Fact!
{34205}{34300}Cause of death,|four bullets in the chest. Fact!
{34323}{34380}The bullets were fired at close range
{34382}{34472}from a .25 calibre Beretta automatic. Fact!
{34478}{34520}Maria Gambrelli was discovered
{34522}{34598}with the murder weapon in her hand. Fact!
{34603}{34642}The murder weapon was registered
{34643}{34706}in the name of the deceased, Miguel Ostos,
{34712}{34782}and was kept in the glove compartment
{34783}{34861}of the Ballon Rolls-Royce. Fact!
{34865}{34937}Members of the household staff|have testified
{34938}{34988}that Miguel Ostos beat...
{35024}{35087}Careful, you fool.|You've broken my pointing stick.
{35089}{35140}I've got nothing to point with now.
{35162}{35302}Have testified that Miguel Ostos|beat Maria Gambrelli frequently.
{35306}{35409}Finally comes the sworn statement|of Monsieur and Madame Ballon,
{35410}{35478}as well as all the members of the staff,
{35480}{35544}each of them with perfect alibis.
{35584}{35688}Hercule, what is|the inescapable conclusion?
{35714}{35771}Maria Gambrelli killed the chauffeur.
{35773}{35866}What? You idiot! Impossible!|She's protecting someone.
{35868}{35917}- How do you know that?|- Instinct!
{35918}{35953}But the facts.
{35954}{36020}You are forgetting|the most important fact, motive.
{36022}{36072}- He beat her.|- He was Spanish.
{36088}{36143}- He tore her dress off.|- Don't be ridiculous.
{36145}{36207}Would you kill somebody|who tore your dress off?
{36249}{36322}- I suppose not.|- Of course not.
{36323}{36436}No. There is no doubt|in my mind whatsoever, Hercule.
{36438}{36530}Maria Gambrelli is most definitely|protecting somebody.
{36531}{36591}Find that somebody,|and you have found the murderer.
{36593}{36699}I shall find the murderer|before the day is out.
{36718}{36797}Maria Gambrelli will tell me|who he is. Yes.
{36856}{36927}- What was that you said?|- Nothing.
{36929}{37026}I see. All right. You can go, Hercule.
{37688}{37723}I don't understand.
{37725}{37818}Why did you reassign Clouseau|to the Gambrelli case?
{37845}{37933}That is a good question,|and it deserves an answer.
{37934}{38050}What I'm about to tell you must|remain in the strictest confidence.
{38051}{38176}This morning at 6:00 I received|a phone call from a superior.
{38178}{38280}I was informed that certain|extremely influential parties
{38282}{38376}were interested in having Clouseau|back on the case.
{38378}{38427}I had no choice but to comply.
{38429}{38470}Amazing.
{38475}{38590}If I were to divulge the identity|of the caller, you'd realize how amazing.
{38591}{38627}But why?
{38629}{38713}That's another good question.|And for that, I have no answer.
{38754}{38798}They're bringing in the Gambrelli woman.
{39065}{39117}Sit down, Miss Gambrelli.
{40666}{40722}Sit down, Miss Gambrelli.
{40954}{40992}Now, where were...
{41028}{41065}Good morning, Monsieur.
{41158}{41219}- Good morning, Miss Gambrelli.|- Good morning.
{41221}{41286}- You slept well?|- No.
{41309}{41405}- Wonderful.|- It is not easy to sleep in prison.
{41408}{41491}It isn't? No, of course it isn't!
{41495}{41563}We shall have to do something|about that, won't we?
{41750}{41786}Stupid box.
{41802}{41897}But anyway, first a few simple questions.
{41938}{41992}Is it all right if I smoke?
{41994}{42070}Yes, of course. Have one of mine.
{42072}{42102}Thank you.
{42150}{42205}Well, have one of mine.
{42206}{42242}Thank you.
{42255}{42345}- Very, very kind of you.|- That's all right.
{42346}{42380}Allow me.
{42424}{42495}Thank you. Other way round.
{42497}{42560}Tastes very bad when you do that.
{42638}{42666}Well, now.
{42720}{42764}Are you comfortable?
{42766}{42816}They should have chairs like this|in the prison.
{42818}{42863}Yes, most certainly.
{42865}{42938}The furniture is deplorable,|extremely bad taste.
{42940}{43005}Terrible. One might as|well sit on the floor.
{43016}{43096}It's really time somebody did|something about it, don't you think?
{43098}{43128}Sure.
{43130}{43195}I will do something about it|this very moment!
{43234}{43283}Give me the prison superintendent|immediately.
{43285}{43313}Yes, sir.
{43339}{43410}Sometimes it's necessary|to cut though the red tape
{43411}{43458}and strike at the heart of the matter.
{43469}{43549}Prison is bad enough|without uncomfortable furniture.
{43611}{43638}Yes?
{43658}{43718}Superintendent, this is Inspector Clouseau.
{43720}{43754}When are you going to do something
{43755}{43810}about that terrible|furniture in your prison?
{43828}{43916}We are not savages!|This is not the Middle Ages.
{43918}{44014}You are running a house of correction,|not a torture chamber.
{44015}{44041}That made him think.
{44068}{44149}I suggest you take the matter|under serious consideration.
{44150}{44194}To cope with the modern criminal,
{44196}{44254}it is necessary to use modern methods.
{44256}{44310}You can't have a contemporary prison
{44312}{44378}without contemporary furniture.
{44404}{44468}Yes. That's my opinion anyway.
{44522}{44594}And the same to you, Superintendent.
{44610}{44651}Filthy swine.
{44667}{44706}You're not like a policeman.
{44762}{44799}In your dossier...
{44843}{44973}I always keep my important|documents under lock and key
{44974}{45032}because one can never be too sure.
{45066}{45121}Now, here...
{45250}{45280}Excuse me.
{45297}{45332}Stupid of me.
{45700}{45737}Now,
{45821}{45891}Miss Gambrelli, your dossier contains
{45893}{45985}some very, very interesting facts.
{45986}{46102}It seems you have known|Miguel Ostos for quite some time.
{46104}{46140}Yes.
{46142}{46195}- Were you in love with him?|- Yes!
{46210}{46252}You were in love with|the man that raped you?
{46275}{46313}That what?
{46335}{46406}Testimony of Georges Duval, gardener.
{46408}{46482}Referring to Ostos,|you described him, and I quote,
{46484}{46567}as "that crazy Spaniard|who raped me in my father's field."
{46569}{46617}He did not rape me.
{46660}{46686}He did not force you?
{46702}{46762}You see, I tripped over a root
{46764}{46839}and I grabbed Miguel|to keep me from falling.
{46841}{46893}Somehow we both fell.
{46948}{47000}I cried a little bit afterwards,
{47007}{47062}but that wasn't because|I was sorry it happened.
{47063}{47128}It was something he said.
{47133}{47202}- He insulted you?|- No!
{47203}{47293}He lit a cigarette, took a long puff and...
{47318}{47389}Why do so many men smoke afterwards?
{47390}{47441}No wonder tobacco companies get rich!
{47515}{47610}I admit, I'd never thought of it|quite that way.
{47646}{47737}Last night was to be our last night.|It was all finished.
{47738}{47842}- You were leaving him?|- Oh, no! He was leaving me!
{47843}{47946}Poor Miguel. He was really|in one of his moods last night.
{47948}{48024}First he babbled in Spanish,|and then he cried.
{48026}{48083}He really broke down and cried.
{48085}{48131}- You don't say.|- I do say.
{48133}{48212}When I tried to console him,|make him feel better,
{48214}{48303}suddenly he was tearing off my clothes|and cursing like a madman.
{48409}{48444}Very strange.
{48478}{48527}Very strange.
{48534}{48586}There's something I don't understand.
{48587}{48652}Ostos was leaving you,
{48658}{48706}and yet, by your own account,
{48708}{48772}he was behaving like a jealous madman.
{48790}{48899}You see, I thought if he was leaving me,
{48902}{48990}he'd suffer, thinking that I was alone.
{49026}{49098}And so I told him there was someone else.
{49146}{49202}It was a lie. I admit that.
{49209}{49253}But only out of kindness!
{49320}{49350}I'm sorry.
{49351}{49450}- Nothing at all. Stupid tailor.|- Beautiful suit.
{49451}{49551}Yes. But don't worry.|A few stitches and you'll never know.
{49573}{49602}Miguel?
{49619}{49654}Hercule?
{49718}{49776}Must I go back to prison?
{49799}{49842}Unfortunately, yes.
{49847}{49927}But don't give up hope.
{49956}{49999}- What do you want?|- You sent for me.
{50001}{50044}Of course I sent for you!
{50094}{50127}Good-bye.
{50151}{50208}Good-bye, Miss Gambrelli.
{50674}{50764}There's no doubt in my mind|she is shielding someone.
{50766}{50821}Do you think you can break her down?
{50842}{50918}Given enough time,|I could have her eating out of my hand.
{50961}{51004}Anyway, we have no time.
{51010}{51063}I must catch this man|before he leaves the country.
{51065}{51119}But if you don't know who he is?
{51121}{51187}She will lead me to him. Release her.
{51192}{51233}- Release her?|- Of course!
{51234}{51290}How can she lead me to him|if she's still in prison?
{51291}{51343}But Commissioner Dreyfus...
{51345}{51434}I will assume complete responsibility.|Release her immediately!
{51435}{51502}I will apprehend this culprit|within 24 hours.
{51550}{51590}Get me out of here.
{51592}{51641}Quickly, or I shall scream.
{51770}{51816}Look, I've got Africa all over my hand now.
{52270}{52308}Balloons.
{52384}{52454}Do you have a license|to sell these balloons?
{52485}{52514}License?
{53502}{53552}- Yes?|- Good morning, Monsieur.
{53554}{53629}Good morning, Georges.|Is there something I can do for you?
{53630}{53730}Why, yes. And perhaps|there's something I can do for you.
{53755}{53814}What could you possibly do for me?
{53822}{53889}Do you remember the night of the murder?
{53890}{53966}- Is that a rhetorical question?|- What?
{53968}{54047}Come along, Georges, what is it you want?
{54049}{54132}I saw you climbing down|from Maria's room.
{54163}{54200}You have sharp eyes.
{54202}{54272}Yes, and a big stomach.
{54274}{54347}So hard to keep it filled.|Prices these days.
{54353}{54399}Are we going to discuss|the national economy,
{54401}{54443}or will you come to the point?
{54449}{54531}The point is 100,000 francs.
{54533}{54582}You know, for the groceries.
{54610}{54693}Then perhaps|my eyes will grow small again.
{54712}{54829}Yes. We'll certainly have to do|something about your stomach.
{55423}{55454}Go away!
{55741}{55778}Nice doggie.
{55850}{55913}Excuse me. I just happened to be passing.
{56138}{56188}You have been cutting flowers.
{56197}{56274}You've been cutting something.|There's blood all over your shears.
{56302}{56352}That's very strange.
{56518}{56592}Facts, Hercule, facts.
{56594}{56709}Behind them lies the whole fabric|of deductive truth.
{56727}{56793}Hercule, let us examine these facts.
{56794}{56901}One, she was found with|the murder weapon in her hands.
{56902}{56996}Two, the murder weapon|was fresh with blood.
{56998}{57089}Three, there were no fingerprints|on the murder weapon other than hers.
{57090}{57183}And four, all the members|of the Ballon household staff
{57185}{57220}have perfect alibis.
{57250}{57354}Now then, Hercule,|what do these facts add up to?
{57356}{57432}Maria Gambrelli|killed Georges the gardener.
{57434}{57481}You are an idiot!
{57482}{57568}Only a fresh-faced novice would|come up with a conclusion like that.
{57591}{57659}Whoever killed Miguel|killed Georges the gardener,
{57661}{57714}and he did it to cover up the first crime.
{57715}{57804}He's trying to lay the blame|at the foot of this poor servant girl.
{57806}{57851}Who do you suspect?
{57900}{57977}I suspect everyone.
{57978}{58025}I suppose that is possible.
{58026}{58085}Possible? What do you mean, possible?
{58086}{58133}I deal in certainties.
{58134}{58180}I have only to break her down,
{58182}{58239}make her admit|she's protecting somebody,
{58241}{58327}and then force her to divulge his identity.
{58356}{58420}There can be no more cat and mouse.
{58442}{58504}No more subtle interrogation.
{58547}{58634}For her own sake,|and for the sake of justice,
{58636}{58739}I will resort to any means|short of brute force
{58741}{58791}to drag it out of her!
{58806}{58838}True, she will suffer.
{58855}{58977}But in the end, she will be free|and we will have our killer.
{59007}{59077}- He released her again?|- Yes, sir.
{59986}{60023}Shall we settle this thing now,
{60025}{60099}or do you intend|making me late for the recital?
{60101}{60182}We can't just fire her.|She's given us no cause.
{60184}{60254}Cause? We are up to our necks|in dead bodies.
{60255}{60332}What are you waiting for,|the last act of Hamlet?
{60334}{60390}If you're going to compare|the Ballon household
{60392}{60429}with a Shakespearean tragedy,
{60430}{60494}Macbeth would be more appropriate.
{60517}{60582}Darling, my cue ball.
{61093}{61170}That was Madame Ballon. Follow her.
{61172}{61256}When you've discovered her destination,|call me immediately.
{61329}{61374}Inspector Clouseau.
{61492}{61548}- Good evening, Monsieur Ballon.|- Good evening, Inspector.
{61550}{61625}There are one or two questions|I would like to ask,
{61626}{61674}some points that need clearing up.
{61676}{61724}Certainly. You play billiards?
{61726}{61807}Billiards? Yes, I have|played some billiards.
{61809}{61904}I find it makes for|a more relaxed and friendly conversation.
{61906}{61962}- Yes.|- Take a cue.
{61988}{62018}Cue, yes.
{62103}{62141}That will do.
{62275}{62307}Very strange.
{62309}{62397}You'd be better off with|an ordinary cue. That's a bridge.
{62398}{62450}The bridge cue! Yes.
{62451}{62531}I much prefer the good|old-fashioned plain cue.
{62533}{62573}Yes, yes.
{62676}{62739}I'm most terribly sorry.
{62767}{62802}I'm dreadfully sorry.
{62803}{62869}That's all right.|I've broken a few in my time.
{62870}{62955}Try this one. This is my favourite cue.
{63017}{63102}You'll find that it's|great for curved shots.
{63464}{63542}You had some questions?
{63543}{63572}Yes.
{63594}{63669}I had hoped to have a talk with your wife.
{63684}{63746}Well, she's out. You just missed her.
{63757}{63826}On the contrary. She just missed me|in the driveway going out.
{64050}{64145}Monsieur Ballon, did you not state
{64194}{64281}that on the night of the murder
{64302}{64387}you had just arrived from London,
{64400}{64441}on the 11:00 flight?
{64486}{64514}Yes. Why do you ask?
{64532}{64592}It was cancelled due to bad weather.
{64645}{64677}I arrived on an earlier flight.
{64687}{64754}I put it to you directly, Monsieur Ballon,
{64756}{64821}that it was you|who murdered Miguel Ostos.
{64882}{64923}Don't be ridiculous.
{65010}{65080}You can just... That's it.
{65082}{65152}These curved cues can be difficult.
{65165}{65194}Pull.
{65287}{65337}I disliked Miguel intensely,
{65344}{65437}but I'm not in the habit of killing people|merely because I dislike them.
{65438}{65485}I beg your pardon.
{65534}{65601}I may as well tell you the whole thing.
{65606}{65658}The night that Miguel was killed,
{65659}{65717}I arranged for him to meet the 11:00 plane.
{65722}{65775}I arrived on the 9:00.
{65778}{65823}He would be on his way to the airport
{65825}{65858}while I was on my way home.
{65860}{65916}My wife was at a dinner party.
{65918}{66025}This would give me|a whole hour alone in the house!
{66089}{66125}For what?
{66156}{66184}For Maria.
{66259}{66287}What?
{66312}{66355}Does that surprise you?
{66568}{66669}Then I submit, Inspector Ballon,|that you arrived home,
{66670}{66737}found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli,
{66738}{66809}and killed him in a rit of fealous jage.
{66838}{66910}I admit to the affair,|but to kill for her...
{66912}{66996}- Would you kill for her?|- Of course. Not.
{67025}{67075}- It's still your shot.|- Yes!
{67688}{67748}I'm dreadfully sorry, Monsieur Ballon.
{67750}{67830}I appear to have grazed|your billiard table.
{67886}{67957}Telephone, Monsieur,|for Inspector Clouseau.
{67983}{68012}That would be for me.
{68205}{68276}Yes, this is Inspector Clouseau.
{68536}{68626}All right, you stay there.|I will come over immediately.
{68670}{68731}Monsieur Ballon,|I wonder if you could oblige.
{68733}{68807}I have to meet my assistant,|and I am without a car.
{68809}{68868}- I'll have Pierre drive you.|- Excellent.
{68870}{68954}I suppose this is the end of our game.|Mind putting my cue away?
{69066}{69123}Have Pierre bring the car around.
{69644}{69690}The car is ready, Monsieur.
{69740}{69825}I'm dreadfully sorry, Monsieur Ballon.
{69826}{69923}Don't concern yourself, Inspector.|Maurice will do it for you.
{70057}{70093}Let go of my back.
{70210}{70250}Thank you, Monsieur.
{70291}{70394}Whoever invented that rack|should have his head examined.
{70447}{70522}Well, we will continue at another time.
{70523}{70571}A pleasure at any time.
{70634}{70716}I suggest you have your architect|investigated as well.
{71057}{71117}Madame Ballon is in apartment 12,|second floor.
{71118}{71209}If I'm not out within ten minutes,|send reinforcements.
{74350}{74394}- Good morning.|- Good morning.
{74396}{74493}I'm the game warden.|Do you have a hunting license?
{74518}{74561}Hunting license?
{74858}{74904}He was shooting crows?
{74910}{75004}He was disguised as a hunter|in order to watch the Ballon house.
{75124}{75210}Give me ten men like Clouseau,|and I could destroy the world.
{75262}{75321}- Where is he now?|- I don't know.
{75322}{75386}After I got his release,|he got a phone call.
{75387}{75444}He ran out of his office|saying he had a lead
{75446}{75495}that would crack the case.
{75497}{75591}This case is so full of cracks,|one more won't make any difference.
{75793}{75861}- Francois.|- Yes, Commissioner?
{75862}{75909}I just cut off my thumb.
{76283}{76362}You say you followed Maria Gambrelli|to this godforsaken place?
{76363}{76399}She took a taxi this far,
{76401}{76495}then I followed her up the pathway|to the entrance to Camp Sunshine.
{76497}{76538}- Camp Sunshine?|- Yes.
{76544}{76622}I would have called you, but I perceived|Dudu the maid also enter the camp.
{76623}{76672}- Up the path, you say?|- Yes, but, Inspector...
{76698}{76770}You return to the Ballon residence|and look for more clues.
{76771}{76861}I will try to see what is afoot|at this Camp Sunshine.
{76862}{76923}Hurry up, man.|There's not a second to lose.
{77607}{77642}Good afternoon.
{77697}{77761}I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté.
{77827}{77934}Have you anyone registered here|by the name of Maria Gambrelli?
{77949}{78036}Gambrelli. Yes, I believe|she checked in about an hour ago.
{78042}{78121}Yes. Gambrelli. 11:45.
{78138}{78178}Where can I find her?
{78188}{78228}She could be most anywhere,
{78239}{78289}but my guess would be the recreation area.
{78314}{78344}Thank you.
{78488}{78538}- Can I ask you something?|- Yes.
{78558}{78638}Have you been swimming?
{78648}{78704}Why, yes! How did you know?
{78716}{78766}It is my business to know.
{79342}{79379}Where do you think you're going?
{79442}{79526}I do not think, sir. I|know where I am going.
{79527}{79584}I am going to the recreation area.
{79586}{79657}- Not like that, you're not.|- What was that you said?
{79658}{79727}You're not going|to the recreation area like that.
{79747}{79803}I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté.
{79805}{79836}How do you do? I'm Turk.
{79838}{79877}I am here on official business
{79878}{79942}looking for someone at the recreation area.
{79943}{79990}Not unless you take off your clothes.
{80033}{80121}- You, sir, are under arrest.|- What for?
{80122}{80199}For making lewd and|suggestive remarks to an official.
{80201}{80263}- Lewd and suggestive remarks?|- Also for indecent exposure.
{80265}{80324}- Doesn't anyone wear clothes here?|- No.
{80326}{80383}- What?|- This is a nudist colony.
{80438}{80478}A nudist colony?
{80480}{80569}Right. Nobody gets in|unless they take their clothes off.
{80628}{80681}What, all of them?
{80682}{80762}All of them, right down to your moustache.
{84054}{84104}Are you the one who called the police?
{84106}{84174}- Someone reported a murder.|- Murder?
{84190}{84226}Tell the men to search the camp.
{84227}{84278}One of your men is already in the camp.
{84280}{84350}- One of my men?|- Yes. Inspector Clouseau.
{84417}{84477}- I'm so sorry.|- Murder!
{85292}{85329}Beg your pardon.
{85331}{85366}Clouseau!
{85431}{85470}Over here.
{85632}{85662}Quick.
{85722}{85809}- Listen. That's Dudu.|- Dudu?
{85822}{85854}She's dead.
{85874}{85923}Dead? Dudu?
{86318}{86352}Come out!
{86385}{86438}Out! Round up everyone!
{86460}{86523}Get me that idiot, if you can find him.
{86525}{86561}Straight away, sir.
{86609}{86702}If someone has been murdered here,|please let it be Clouseau.
{86954}{87036}- What are we going to do?|- We can't leave without our clothes.
{87038}{87116}I'm getting cold.|Just look at those goose pimples.
{87449}{87484}Clouseau!
{88322}{88395}- I know how you feel.|- I'm having a nightmare.
{88411}{88479}It's nothing to what would have|happened if they had caught us.
{88481}{88522}What do we do now?
{88550}{88629}You keep down, then they can|only see the top half of me.
{88630}{88711}Perhaps they will think I've just|come from the beach, from a swim.
{88713}{88815}We can't just keep driving around. Please.
{88817}{88944}No. I will take us to my apartment|and somehow try to get us inside.
{88950}{89022}Whatever happens, try to keep calm.
{89158}{89202}I assure you she's not in the house.
{89204}{89282}Sorry, but it is necessary|that I see for myself.
{89479}{89520}She has not been in the house all day?
{89522}{89574}She left before I did this morning
{89576}{89650}and she wasn't here|when I got back an hour ago.
{89744}{89794}- Henri can verify that.|- Henri?
{89799}{89870}- The head butler.|- I'd like to talk to Henri.
{89959}{90018}Well, he could've verified it.
{91085}{91134}Only a few more blocks now.
{91161}{91200}I feel like I'm losing my mind.
{91202}{91272}I'm going to start screaming|and won't be able to stop.
{91274}{91341}Please, try to hold on to yourself.
{91967}{92015}Control yourself, please!
{92424}{92472}You are off the Gambrelli case.
{92474}{92528}You will report for duty|to the Department of Records.
{92530}{92586}- Department of Records?|- In Martinique.
{92587}{92650}Tomorrow morning,|or you can forget your pension.
{92652}{92720}That is not fair. I was only doing my duty.
{92722}{92818}And I am right, you will see.|Maria Gambrelli is not a murderer.
{92841}{92918}There is something personal in this.
{92920}{92988}Yes, deeply personal.
{93006}{93077}I hate you. Every little bit of you.
{93078}{93118}Now get out!
{93120}{93163}You want me to leave?
{93307}{93357}You are making a terrible mistake.
{93358}{93445}If Maria Gambrelli is not a murderer,|and I say she is not,
{93446}{93525}you are sending an innocent girl|to the guillotine.
{93592}{93637}Excuse me, Francois.
{93682}{93727}And another thing!
{93981}{94011}Martinique?
{94098}{94143}He's on his way.
{94194}{94297}What about those influential parties|that wanted Clouseau on the case?
{94334}{94379}Whatever they do to me now,
{94381}{94450}it is not half of what he has done already.
{94529}{94558}Besides,
{94577}{94666}I feel certain I know|who is behind those influential requests.
{94685}{94727}- Ballon.|- Ballon?
{94750}{94834}It's obvious he was|having an affair with Maria Gambrelli.
{94836}{94870}Most likely.
{94871}{94931}At first I couldn't understand why anyone
{94933}{95015}would want a man like Clouseau|to be in charge of a murder case,
{95017}{95064}especially a case of this importance.
{95066}{95129}- But why would Ballon?|- He wouldn't.
{95150}{95206}Unless he was protecting someone.
{95207}{95256}If you were protecting someone,
{95258}{95320}who would be the perfect man on the case?
{95322}{95355}A fool.
{95357}{95414}A detective|who is a complete and utter fool.
{95416}{95458}- Clouseau?|- Of course.
{95474}{95521}If Maria Gambrelli is convicted,
{95522}{95584}Ballon is up to his ears|in a very nasty scandal.
{95586}{95666}Clouseau was his insurance policy|against such a scandal.
{95694}{95754}Well, he has gone.
{95858}{95913}I feel like a child again.
{95927}{96018}It's an interesting theory,|but what if you are wrong?
{96054}{96126}I know it's an extremely|remote possibility,
{96127}{96217}but what if Ballon|is not protecting Maria Gambrelli?
{96218}{96277}What if she's innocent, as Clouseau claims?
{96300}{96361}- Ridiculous.|- But a possibility.
{96362}{96420}What if Ballon is protecting someone else?
{96422}{96520}Or what if Ballon himself|is the guilty party?
{96522}{96565}That's a sadistic thing to suggest.
{96566}{96666}But if only for the sake of discussion,|what if you are wrong,
{96667}{96771}and Clouseau, a complete and utter fool...
{96786}{96826}I'd be ruined.
{96827}{96878}It's something to consider.
{97061}{97118}- Francois?|- Yes, Commissioner?
{97137}{97198}Would you please call for a doctor?
{97219}{97258}Are you ill?
{97277}{97351}I seem to have stabbed myself|with a letter opener.
{97939}{97998}Kato, you fool. Get off of me!
{98000}{98088}Get off of me.|What are you doing? Not now!
{98254}{98330}Kato, release me, you fool.
{98444}{98500}Inspector Clouseau's residence.
{98502}{98554}Give me that telephone, you idiot!
{98613}{98643}Inspector Clouseau here.
{98646}{98741}This is the Commissioner.|You are back on the Gambrelli case.
{98809}{98874}Well, Kato, I'm back on the case.
{98988}{99058}Now to set the trap, catch the killer
{99094}{99206}and prove to the world that|Maria Gambrelli is innocent of murder.
{99241}{99287}Hello, this is Inspector Clouseau.
{99289}{99358}Connect me|with my assistant immediately.
{99386}{99492}I'm ashamed of myself, Kato.|I forgot the first rule of self-defence.
{99494}{99574}No matter what the circumstances,|always anticipate the unexpected.
{99576}{99640}Had you been a real assassin,|you might have killed me.
{99642}{99692}We must accelerate our training program.
{99694}{99763}You must attack me whenever|and wherever I least expect it.
{99765}{99828}And you must give no quarter. Understand?
{99830}{99891}Hello, Hercule? This is Clouseau.
{99893}{99951}I am back on the case.
{99953}{100018}Right. Release Maria Gambrelli at once,
{100019}{100104}and make a reservation for two|tonight 8:00 at the Café Olé.
{100106}{100145}Right. Bye-bye.
{100185}{100258}Kato, unpack my things|and lay out my new blue suit.
{100260}{100347}I'm going to have a lovely hot soak|in a nice warm bath,
{100349}{100403}and I will plan out my strategy.
{101420}{101470}He released her again.
{101510}{101569}And he's taking her out to dinner.
{101629}{101702}Every paper in Paris has the story,
{101706}{101767}including the Christian Science Monitor.
{101769}{101822}And he gave them the story.
{101823}{101893}You see, he claims|she's protecting her lover,
{101894}{101983}and the best way to force him|into the open is to make him jealous.
{102008}{102038}Jealous.
{102058}{102127}That nincompoop. That megalomaniac.
{102147}{102261}He's setting the science of criminal|investigation back 1,000 years.
{102262}{102318}And I can't do anything about it.
{102319}{102369}- Why not?|- Why not?
{102398}{102442}What if he's right?
{102461}{102501}What if he is?
{102502}{102564}I'm finished, washed up.
{102566}{102664}Sanity and reason become|things of the past. Madness reigns.
{102666}{102765}- Just relax.|- With Clouseau loose in the world?
{102766}{102845}You go about offering|irresponsible suggestions like that,
{102846}{102894}and you'd better find yourself|a good analyst.
{102896}{102961}- Just lie down.|- Just lie down.
{102962}{103014}- And relax.|- And relax.
{103036}{103079}Don't you think I want to relax?
{103081}{103152}I'd give my right arm|for a good night's sleep.
{103154}{103215}I haven't closed my eyes in three days.
{103227}{103321}I've only eaten a chicken leg and|some clear broth since Wednesday.
{103322}{103366}I'm cracking up.
{103368}{103432}I'm coming apart at the seams.
{103434}{103497}Look at my eye. I used to have a good eye.
{103498}{103552}I had two eyes, I mean.
{103554}{103593}Doctor, there is no hope.
{103594}{103666}There is no hope unless|I can get rid of Clouseau.
{103694}{103748}I must get rid of Clouseau.
{112607}{112645}What's wrong?
{113932}{114003}I'm not going to let you|look at me going up the stairs,
{114005}{114047}you naughty thing.
{114049}{114102}To take off your pants.
{114126}{114184}I'm just unlocking the door.
{114199}{114323}You split up your pants so you could|lure me into this apartment of yours.
{114348}{114410}Well, this is my apartment.
{114412}{114475}I know this is your apartment.
{114477}{114522}How about a little lure?
{114524}{114580}Nothing lure. You lure a-loo.
{114595}{114674}Lure a-loo, loo, loo, loo.
{114676}{114714}- Do you know?|- What?
{114716}{114774}I know this is your apartment,
{114776}{114828}but that won't help you in the least bit.
{114840}{114909}Why won't that help me in the least bit?
{114956}{115002}The answer, Mr. Police Inspector...
{115003}{115086}- Jacques Clouseau is the name.|- I've given up sex.
{115206}{115251}I've given up sex.
{115746}{115781}Promise me.
{115794}{115839}What, darling?
{115846}{115931}Afterwards, you will not smoke.
{115960}{116056}I give you my word|as an officer and a gentleman.
{116058}{116106}Also a policeman.
{116132}{116175}Policeman.
{116179}{116237}- Jacques?|- Yes, darling.
{116262}{116292}Carry me.
{116309}{116350}All right, my darling.
{116414}{116454}- Jacques.|- Yes, my darling?
{116456}{116494}I swore I'd never...
{116509}{116594}- Sorry, my darling.|- I swore I'd never do it again.
{116598}{116682}- Yes, darling.|- And I resolved to be so strong.
{116689}{116722}Yes, darling.
{116724}{116805}We all pay for our sins.
{116806}{116857}Could you open the door, my darling?
{116858}{116926}Anything worth waiting for is worth...
{117039}{117080}Darling.
{117212}{117290}My darling, my dear sweet darling.
{117366}{117419}My sweet darling, just let me.
{117538}{117614}Jacques, it may be somebody important.
{117618}{117676}What could be more important than this?
{117678}{117747}Look what you're doing. Look at my sleeve!
{117749}{117803}It's all right. It looks better that way.
{117805}{117914}Go to the door.|Probably somebody important.
{117916}{117974}- Don't go away.|- Darling, hurry.
{117975}{118010}Hurry, yes.
{118845}{118880}Darling!
{118882}{118941}Coming, my lovely little darling.
{118962}{119007}That's very strange.
{119232}{119296}- Darling.|- My darling.
{119415}{119489}This is too much for a simple policeman.
{119626}{119654}Wait.
{119678}{119732}Wait, my darling.
{119890}{119952}You beautiful, wonderful...
{119964}{120018}There's a little pin here.
{120303}{120337}What is it?
{120442}{120476}Kato!
{120547}{120581}Kato!
{120910}{120937}God!
{120938}{121011}Don't worry, my darling. It's only Kato.
{121030}{121070}Poor fool.
{121709}{121742}I killed him.
{121744}{121815}Don't worry, you didn't.|He's all right, my darling.
{121817}{121898}Nothing can happen to us now.|Nothing can disturb us.
{122141}{122221}"Trail of death follows|Inspector Clouseau."
{122319}{122357}Four people.
{122358}{122442}The doorman, two customers,|and a Cossack.
{122475}{122510}Most regrettable.
{122534}{122561}Regrettable?
{122562}{122640}Including the Ballon murders,|this brings the total to eight!
{122665}{122743}That just goes to prove|what I have said all along.
{122811}{122899}What you have said all along|qualifies you as the greatest prophet
{122902}{122986}since General Custer said he was|going to surround all those Indians!
{122989}{123042}Maria Gambrelli did not kill|those four people.
{123044}{123112}- Which four people?|- The last four people.
{123115}{123182}Someone else killed those people.|I was with her all the time.
{123184}{123257}Whoever he is, he is the same man|who killed the first four people.
{123258}{123332}- A doorman, a Cossack?|- Innocent bystanders.
{123337}{123395}The murderer was after me.|Fortunately he missed.
{123397}{123447}"Fortunately" is not the word.
{123449}{123509}Nevertheless, it proves|that my theory is correct.
{123510}{123554}Because of some misguided loyalty,
{123555}{123618}Maria will not divulge|the name of her former love.
{123619}{123682}That man is so jealous,|he will kill rather than lose her.
{123684}{123762}Are you saying this man|Maria Gambrelli is protecting,
{123764}{123853}her former lover, killed eight people|because he was jealous?
{123854}{123887}Insanely jealous.
{123894}{123970}So jealous, he made it look like|Maria was the murderer?
{123974}{124016}He's a madman, a psychotic.
{124018}{124066}- What about the maid?|- The maid?
{124068}{124129}Was he jealous of her, too?|He strangled her.
{124130}{124207}It's possible his intended victim|was a man and he made a mistake.
{124209}{124270}- A mistake? In a nudist camp?|- Nobody's perfect.
{124271}{124340}Idiot! Nincompoop! Lunatic!
{124356}{124417}I will have your murderer|for you by tonight.
{124418}{124494}- What?|- I have a plan.
{124505}{124538}What sort of plan?
{124558}{124624}A plan that cannot possibly fail.
{124991}{125119}Now remember, at 8:00 sharp|you pull the master switch
{125121}{125172}just as I am about to name the murderer.
{125178}{125218}I leave the lights off five seconds.
{125220}{125296}Just long enough|for the murderer to leave the room.
{125298}{125352}Understand? You're quite clear?
{125354}{125405}Now we synchronize watches.
{125445}{125559}In seven seconds, it will be precisely
{125561}{125637}2:43.
{125682}{125723}2:43?
{125725}{125796}Your watch must've stopped. I've 7:46.
{125798}{125853}Yes. 7:46, yes.
{125854}{125930}No. Now it's nearly 7:47.
{125932}{125967}All right, 7:47.
{125969}{126032}Are we synchronizing on 7:47?
{126045}{126102}- That's what you said.|- No, I said it was "nearly."
{126103}{126213}I've now ten seconds to 7:47.
{126214}{126282}- I've got ten seconds after 7:47.|- You'll have to put your watch back.
{126283}{126315}All right.
{126317}{126391}Five seconds, four,
{126393}{126473}three, two, one.
{126478}{126511}Now.
{126552}{126640}Strange. The second hand is not moving.
{126668}{126726}- It's ticking.|- It's moving now.
{126727}{126802}What? Yes. Yes, it is.
{126804}{126854}I know that. I can see|that it's moving now.
{126856}{126932}Now I've 7:47 and 23 seconds.
{126934}{127028}Let's synchronize on 7:47 and a half.
{127030}{127114}Five, four, three,
{127125}{127187}two, one.
{127199}{127223}Now.
{127225}{127305}- My watch has stopped.|- Your watch?
{127324}{127397}Remarkable coincidence.|It stopped completely.
{127457}{127540}- Look, take my watch.|- But what about you?
{127542}{127608}Don't worry. I'll keep talking|till the lights go out.
{127610}{127682}- But we won't be synchronized.|- It will be all right.
{127683}{127730}I'll find a way. Don't worry.
{128360}{128389}Very kind of you.
{128390}{128458}There's no need for you to stand.|Please sit down.
{128511}{128615}Now then, I expect you're wondering|why I've asked you all here.
{128622}{128678}Whatever the reason, it's a damn nuisance.
{128679}{128759}We usually have dinner at 9:00.|You've stopped everything.
{128769}{128842}You will not be inconvenienced|for long, Monsieur Ballon.
{129058}{129130}Your clock has stopped, Monsieur Ballon.
{129132}{129216}Yes, but if you want to know|the time, it is exactly 7:50.
{129218}{129276}You are slow. It's 7:52.
{129290}{129326}No, my love.
{129328}{129407}This watch has not lost a second|since the day you gave it to me.
{129426}{129474}I didn't give it to you.
{129519}{129582}I have 7:55, Monsieur.
{129589}{129648}- That is what I have.|- You're both fast.
{129650}{129717}No. My watch is right.|I'll prove it to you.
{129827}{129882}Would you tell me the right time, please?
{129894}{129937}7:54. Thank you.
{130030}{130064}Yes?
{130068}{130103}It's for you, Inspector.
{130130}{130175}It's for me.
{130305}{130330}Yes?
{130341}{130396}- What time is it?|- What?
{130436}{130475}Your watch has stopped.
{130508}{130538}Where are you?
{130544}{130629}I'm in the basement.|I had the operator call this number.
{130630}{130707}I can't pull the switch at 8:00|if I don't know what time it is.
{130710}{130774}It's 7:54.
{130776}{130839}- 7:55 now.|- 7:55 now, yes.
{130841}{130935}I just realized something.|I still won't know when it's 8:00.
{130956}{130998}- Count.|- What?
{131022}{131046}Count.
{131070}{131129}Count. You mean seconds?
{131130}{131228}Yes, that is exactly what I mean.|Don't dare call me here again.
{131310}{131340}Now then.
{131862}{131927}Now then, I will tell you
{131954}{132044}why I have called you all here tonight.
{132046}{132138}One of you is a murderer.
{132352}{132417}36, 37,
{132434}{132486}38, 39.
{132513}{132569}Before I name the killer,
{132603}{132667}I will explain to you the facts
{132669}{132742}that led me to discover his
{132743}{132814}or her identity.
{133243}{133295}Now then, the night...
{133458}{133522}The night the chauffeur was killed...|What was the chauffeur's name?
{133523}{133553}- Miguel.|- "Miguel," yes.
{133554}{133593}- Miguel.|- "Miguel."
{133594}{133625}Miguel!
{133638}{133707}- Well, this Italian...|- He was a Spaniard.
{133742}{133816}This Spaniard, "Manguel,"
{133818}{133874}he was furious with Maria Gambrelli.
{133875}{133954}He tore her dress off.|He protested violently.
{133974}{134010}My foot!
{134011}{134060}I'm terribly sorry. I beg your pardon.
{134062}{134118}I did not notice. Excuse me.
{134135}{134175}He tore her dress off.
{134177}{134240}And at that precise moment,
{134242}{134293}the door opened,
{134295}{134360}and somebody shot him.
{134382}{134481}Maria could not see who the killer was|because she was unconscious.
{134482}{134578}The reason was that she had|received a bump upon the head.
{134579}{134611}A what?
{134634}{134670}A bump.
{134694}{134779}There is only one way she could|have received a bump like that.
{134781}{134842}She was hit upon the head by an object.
{134843}{134922}The object was the knob on the closet door.
{134924}{134987}Somebody was hiding in that closet.
{135010}{135102}When they opened the door,|she received a bump upon the head.
{135103}{135163}For heaven's sake, come to the point.
{135166}{135209}Don't tangle words with...
{135210}{135285}- You clumsy idiot!|- I'm terribly sorry.
{135438}{135490}I'm coming, Maria, my darling.
{135492}{135527}My darling...
{135651}{135698}Careful, Monsieur, with me.
{135700}{135782}Do not tangle with me.|I am a trained expert in karate.
{135783}{135838}My hands are lethal weapons.
{135978}{136009}Now then.
{136061}{136131}There is something|I am interested to know.
{136133}{136178}This room looks...
{136179}{136222}What happened?
{136224}{136286}You fell off the sofa, you stupid...
{136287}{136366}I know I fell off the sofa.|There's no need to tell me.
{136367}{136442}Everything I do|is carefully planned, madame.
{136443}{136478}I know that.
{136502}{136539}Now then.
{136598}{136639}What was I saying?
{136682}{136762}Listen, you daydreaming fool,|what are you doing?
{136767}{136815}Can't you pay attention when I'm talking?
{136817}{136864}You're not listening to me.
{136866}{136932}With the greatest respect,|I heard every word you said.
{136934}{136996}Would you tell me what it was that I said?
{137000}{137082}- You were talking about the closet.|- Yes?
{137084}{137178}When the closet door opened,|Maria received a bump on the head.
{137180}{137294}From that you inferred someone|had been hiding in the closet.
{137296}{137397}Listen, next time I may test you|without warning.
{137398}{137452}So pay attention at all times!
{137454}{137486}Yes, Monsieur.
{137491}{137572}Now then, whoever was in that closet
{137585}{137658}opened the door|and knocked Maria unconscious.
{137679}{137742}Whoever the man was|that was in that closet
{137749}{137789}had a reason to be in that closet.
{137790}{137894}- How do you know it was a man?|- Because we found his fingerprints.
{137918}{138012}And they were your fingerprints.
{138027}{138086}Why not? It's my house.|I've often been in that closet.
{138087}{138143}- For what reason?|- Last time was moths.
{138145}{138170}"Muths?"
{138171}{138216}- Moths.|- Yes, "Muths."
{138218}{138273}Maria was complaining of moths.
{138318}{138399}Is that right, Maria, that you were|complaining about these moths?
{138401}{138464}Yes, I did complain about moths.
{138466}{138545}You mean moths! The flying moths.
{138546}{138587}Yes, of course.
{138592}{138694}But what I do not understand is|that in a household of this size
{138696}{138779}that moths should be brought to|the attention of Monsieur Ballon,
{138781}{138854}not one of the servants|or the local moth exterminator.
{138856}{138919}However, for the moment|we will pass over that
{138921}{139010}and we will continue to concentrate|on another type of
{139012}{139082}local exterminator.
{139742}{139850}212, 213, 214...
{139866}{139950}Maria Gambrelli, even though|she now realizes it was a mistake,
{139951}{140010}is not the sort of woman|to have an affair with a man
{140011}{140062}and then expose him.
{140070}{140099}We cannot condemn her,
{140101}{140158}because she does not believe|this man was a killer.
{140186}{140294}But this man was not only a killer,|he was an unprincipled villain
{140295}{140360}who would rather see|Maria go to the guillotine
{140362}{140400}than lose her to another man.
{140411}{140489}He was in the closet when she came|into the room with the Spaniard.
{140496}{140562}He shot the Spaniard|and put the gun in Maria's hand.
{140564}{140616}You don't know what you're talking about.
{140621}{140670}Benjamin, shut up!
{140691}{140782}- You have something to say?|- He has nothing to say.
{140784}{140844}No, but she has. Why don't you ask her?
{140846}{140876}How dare you!
{140897}{140942}She was having an affair with my husband.
{140943}{140998}- Liar!|- You are a fine one to talk!
{140999}{141066}Your husband was having an affair|with my wife!
{141068}{141130}What about you and Simone?
{141132}{141176}- What about you and Georges?|- Liar!
{141178}{141249}You killed him. I saw you go|to the greenhouse just before Maria.
{141250}{141340}- Why should I kill Georges?|- You were having an affair with him.
{141342}{141420}- I should kill him for that?|- He was carrying on with her.
{141422}{141475}- I saw you kill Dudu.|- Liar!
{141477}{141548}- I saw you!|- Why should I kill Dudu?
{141550}{141654}Because you discovered|she was having an affair with Pierre.
{141656}{141696}- That's not true.|- She told me.
{141698}{141800}She told you because you and Dudu|were blackmailing the madame.
{141802}{141880}- She saw Madame kill Miguel.|- Shut up!
{141884}{141910}What?
{141911}{142006}Georges saw Ballon climbing out|of Maria's window after the shooting.
{142007}{142072}I didn't kill him.|I was the one in the closet.
{142074}{142156}My wife expected to find me with Maria,|and shot Miguel by accident.
{142158}{142195}I put the gun in Maria's hand.
{142197}{142244}I arrest you for putting|the gun in Maria's hand.
{142246}{142273}Keep out of this.
{142274}{142347}You pompous ass. What about Henri?
{142349}{142392}- What about Henri?|- You killed him.
{142394}{142461}- Why should I kill him?|- Shut up!
{142462}{142528}I saw you drag his body into Maria's room.
{142530}{142576}- It was you?|- Yes, it was.
{142848}{142920}298, 299...
{143019}{143052}Turn on the lights.
{143233}{143270}Let me in!
{143349}{143384}No!
{143428}{143525}Stop! Come back, you fools! Come back.
{143526}{143575}Clouseau, stop them.
{143577}{143644}- Stop them. The bomb.|- The what?
{143726}{143761}The bomb?
{143806}{143850}It was meant for you.
{143858}{143909}What do you mean it was meant for me?
{143910}{143979}A doorman, two customers, and a Cossack.
{143981}{144056}And now, six more innocent people.
{144058}{144139}They were all murderers except Maurice,|who was a blackmailer.
{144141}{144198}Compared with you, they were all saints.
{144199}{144254}Commissioner, what are you doing?
{144255}{144315}- I hate you, Clouseau.|- Commissioner, please.
{144317}{144386}- I hate you.|- What are you doing to me?
{144387}{144478}Let go of me.|Commissioner, let go of my leg.
{144510}{144541}Hercule!
{144562}{144620}- Get him off me.|- Commissioner!
{144718}{144749}Commissioner!
{145118}{145146}Jacques.
{145192}{145259}Jacques, are you all right?
{145292}{145358}It's all over now, darling.