{1}{1}23.976
{626}{767}01 The Pink Panther - 1963 English
{798}{870}As in every stone of this size,|there is a flaw.
{873}{959}- A flaw?|- The slightest flaw, Your Excellency.
{961}{1000}If you look deep into the stone,
{1002}{1057}you will perceive|the tiniest discolouration.
{1060}{1122}It resembles an animal.
{1139}{1192}- An animal?|- A leaping panther.
{1247}{1295}Yes. A pink panther.
{1403}{1429}Come here, Dala.
{1573}{1638}A gift for your father|from his grateful people.
{1640}{1686}Someday it will be yours.
{1688}{1757}The most fabulous diamond|in all the world.
{1760}{1784}Come closer.
{10183}{10283}Okay. Thanks a lot, fellas.|Don't forget to take the wardrobe back.
{10286}{10331}How do you want them,|matte or glossy?
{10334}{10379}I want it right away.|I'm in a hurry.
{10382}{10427}You can't rush a genius.
{10456}{10482}I'll rush.
{10511}{10554}Don't forget about the wardrobe.
{10734}{10777}What you doing?
{10806}{10852}Where is everybody?
{10964}{11027}- Come out of there!|- Who is it?
{11029}{11079}Come out,|or we'll bust the door in!
{11082}{11127}Just a minute.
{11161}{11209}- Can I help you?|- Where is he?
{11211}{11259}- Where's who?|- George Litton.
{11262}{11338}He owes me 40 grand,|and nobody welshes on Big Joe.
{11341}{11410}Look, Big Joe,|I'm not a bill collector.
{11413}{11477}I'm a photographer.|Just took his picture.
{11480}{11537}- What kind of a picture?|- Graduation picture.
{11540}{11583}- His what?|- Graduation.
{11585}{11612}Get him!
{12609}{12669}They're worth half a million.|We'll settle for 300,000.
{12671}{12760}I'll do what I can,|but the merchandise is extremely hot.
{13252}{13304}You stay here. Come with me.
{13647}{13676}Come on!
{14254}{14287}- Pardon, madame.|- Certainly.
{14323}{14359}She's gone down. Come on!
{14987}{15035}We must find that woman.
{15138}{15167}What did you say?
{15170}{15215}We don't have|much of a description.
{15218}{15340}About 5'7", black hair,|wearing a light beige coat.
{15342}{15414}The fools let that fence escape.|He might have talked.
{15417}{15460}- We will catch him.|- We must.
{15462}{15496}We must find that woman.
{15498}{15563}She is our first positive link|with the Phantom.
{15659}{15726}- Yes?|- Your wife to see you, Inspector.
{15728}{15791}Send her in, please.|Henri, that will be all.
{15927}{15994}- Hello, my darling.|- My angel.
{17232}{17265}Amber, how are you?
{17589}{17637}Hello, Duchess.|So glad you could come.
{17639}{17699}Have fun, children. How are you?
{17704}{17745}Hello, darling!
{17773}{17807}You know Monica?
{17809}{17874}Of course. You were|simply stunning in your last film.
{17946}{17999}- What's he say?|- He says hello,
{18001}{18047}and he would like you|to meet his cousin.
{18109}{18188}- His third cousin.|- That does make a difference.
{18337}{18387}- Who is that?|- Princess Dala.
{18430}{18459}Excuse me.
{18824}{18852}Yes?
{18912}{18941}Miss Angela Dunning.
{19068}{19126}- Yes?|- Your Highness?
{19128}{19152}Yes.
{19181}{19226}Here I am again, Your Highness.
{19229}{19301}I was having a cocktail party,|and I saw you driving by...
{19361}{19457}I just know you'd enjoy it.|Yes, you'd just love it...
{19739}{19785}Your Highness.
{19828}{19867}Hello there.
{19869}{19931}I can't tell you|what an honour this is.
{19934}{19991}Everyone's just dying to meet you.
{21816}{21864}- Good morning, Your Highness.|- Good morning.
{21869}{21928}- You're a wonderful skier.|- Thank you.
{21931}{21955}Help!
{22003}{22103}Somebody's taking my sleigh.|Amber! My dog.
{22139}{22171}Leave this to me, ma'am.
{22360}{22408}- What happened?|- I don't know.
{22410}{22501}There was a man with a gun,|and he took the sleigh and Amber.
{22770}{22804}We'll only be here a few days.
{22806}{22880}It will be a wonderful chance|for a beautiful vacation.
{22947}{22995}Excuse me. My leg is caught.
{22998}{23048}I apologize|for this inconvenience.
{23084}{23168}Do you know who that was?|That was Sir Charles Litton.
{23170}{23216}- Really?|- Yes.
{23218}{23290}I am Inspector Clouseau.|This is Madame Clouseau.
{23401}{23429}All right. Thank you.
{23530}{23576}I'm sorry, my darling.
{23592}{23645}- It's all right, my darling.|- Excuse me.
{23681}{23729}Do you know that|you're really amazing?
{23731}{23758}So you've said.
{23815}{23878}How you can manage|on a police inspector's salary.
{23880}{23945}How many women could save|enough out of their housekeeping
{23947}{24012}to buy such a beautiful|mink coat as this?
{24014}{24055}It's not easy.
{24058}{24120}You are a constant|and desirable contradiction.
{24122}{24182}I'm simply|a woman in love, my darling.
{24185}{24211}My darling.
{24367}{24441}I'm sorry, my darling.|Please excuse me.
{24444}{24472}It's all right.
{24496}{24551}Did I hurt you?|Are you all right?
{24554}{24595}- Yes, I'm fine.|- You sure?
{24597}{24655}- Yes, I am.|- My darling, I'm so sorry.
{24717}{24791}I have a little business|to conclude with the manager.
{24794}{24822}Yes?
{24866}{24921}After which, I'll return|to you immediately.
{24945}{24971}Bye, darling.
{25333}{25357}It's all right.
{26057}{26098}- How did it go?|- Perfectly.
{26321}{26345}Come in.
{26510}{26575}Princess Dala|is concerned about your injuries.
{26577}{26613}Please thank the princess.
{26616}{26673}Tell her there's nothing|to be concerned about.
{26676}{26721}It's really not too serious.
{26724}{26774}In that case, Her Highness|has instructed me
{26776}{26848}to invite you for dinner|this evening, 8:00 at her chalet.
{26851}{26896}I'd be delighted to come.
{27215}{27277}You know Signor Tucker|from Lloyd's of London.
{27280}{27311}- Hello.|- Hello, old bean.
{27316}{27359}Your company|insures the Pink Panther.
{27361}{27390}Yes, for half a million.
{27393}{27433}- Pounds?|- Sterling.
{27436}{27488}The Phantom could not resist|the Pink Panther.
{27491}{27539}He will most certainly|make an attempt.
{27541}{27606}When he does, I shall|be waiting for him. Excuse me.
{27608}{27642}If I understand your theory,
{27644}{27687}the Phantom is|one of Miss Dunning's guests.
{27690}{27743}That is the theory.|I would like to have from you
{27745}{27812}the names of those guests,|also the location of their rooms.
{27815}{27848}Of course!
{27851}{27913}I assume that the Princess Dala|has the jewel with her.
{27915}{27973}She'd only tell me|it was in a safe place.
{27975}{28045}I suppose if it isn't here,|it's at her villa in Rome.
{28047}{28093}My men are watching that villa.
{28095}{28165}With such planning,|how can the Phantom succeed?
{28167}{28239}With such planning,|he's succeeded for 20 years.
{28244}{28323}It's a mistake to underestimate him,|as the inspector can tell you.
{28325}{28395}The shrewdest, most ingenious|criminal in all the world.
{28397}{28467}- And you have never seen him?|- I've seen him once.
{28469}{28524}Five years ago,|got a fleeting glimpse...
{28548}{28584}Excuse me.
{28587}{28639}Got a fleeting glimpse of him|as he made his getaway.
{28642}{28692}In a strange way,|I admire that man.
{28694}{28788}He has... how would you say...|a unique flair for the dramatic.
{28817}{28893}- He waved good-bye to me.|- Fascinating.
{28920}{29018}But this time, gentlemen,|I shall be waving good-bye to him...
{29021}{29066}on his way to prison.
{29133}{29160}Good evening.
{29248}{29313}Make yourself comfortable.|Her Highness will join you in a moment.
{29315}{29383}- May I give you a drink?|- I'd like a brandy, thank you.
{29759}{29788}Your Highness.
{29790}{29833}Good evening, Sir Charles.
{29836}{29910}Any news from the police|about your dear little dog?
{29912}{29965}They expect I'll receive|a ransom note.
{29968}{30037}I am deeply grateful|for what you tried to do.
{30040}{30068}Ma'am, it was nothing.
{30107}{30131}Thank you.
{30145}{30203}- Please sit down.|- Aren't you drinking?
{30205}{30255}- I don't drink.|- Not ever?
{30279}{30361}I'm quite content with reality.|I have no need for escape.
{30387}{30433}I enjoy reality|as much as the next man.
{30435}{30466}In my case, fortunately,
{30469}{30541}reality includes a good,|stiff belt every now and then.
{30543}{30622}- On the other hand, I don't smoke.|- You're right. It's a nasty habit.
{30625}{30699}Here's to those nasty little habits|that we hold so dear.
{30701}{30725}L'Chaim.
{30728}{30773}I beg your pardon?
{30804}{30864}Let's just say|in this case, it means...
{30867}{30931}your health and thank you|for inviting me to dinner.
{30934}{31030}It's not often I have the chance|to dine alone with a beautiful princess.
{31032}{31130}I hate to disappoint you,|but I'm afraid this isn't the night.
{31133}{31246}- But I understood that...|- We're having dinner, but not alone.
{31452}{31485}At last! Hello!
{31488}{31557}We've been through icicles|up to our you-know-whats!
{31560}{31615}Your Highness!
{31617}{31720}I think it's too darling of you|to invite me here tonight.
{31723}{31787}- You've made Cortina for me.|- Hello, lover.
{31790}{31823}Hello, dear boy.
{31855}{31907}Don't you move a muscle, darling.
{31910}{31967}Isn't he wonderful, Your Highness?
{31970}{32032}Such a magnificent sacrifice.
{32135}{32161}Good evening, sir.
{32902}{32943}May I have a cigarette,|my darling?
{32948}{32977}Yes, of course, my darling.
{33025}{33070}- There you are, my love.|- Thank you.
{33149}{33190}- Yes, sir?|- Scotch on the rocks.
{33305}{33353}- Thank you.|- My pleasure.
{33370}{33399}Thank you very much.
{33430}{33514}I'm looking for my uncle,|Sir Charles Litton.
{33554}{33605}- Darling.|- May I get you some water?
{33646}{33741}- Hold your hands over your head.|- Yes, my darling. Bend forward.
{33744}{33818}- Darling, I'm sorry.|- Are you all right?
{33821}{33857}Are you all right, my darling?
{33878}{33902}What?
{33921}{33969}- My darling?|- I'll be right back.
{33972}{33996}Yes, darling.
{34252}{34276}Please.
{34499}{34561}She's got a cough|in her throat, you know.
{34734}{34828}And what do you think?|She turned out to be a man!
{34830}{34880}It's true! It's quite true!
{34883}{34959}Your Highness, you really must|let me give you a party.
{34962}{35046}I can positively guarantee|it'll be a party to end all parties.
{35048}{35072}I'm sure it will.
{35074}{35120}Perhaps Her Highness|has other plans.
{35122}{35221}On the contrary. Sounds like fun.|Will you include Sir Charles?
{35240}{35312}No. Charles is|having a fling in Capri.
{35314}{35348}He has his own parties.
{35350}{35410}Yes, I've read about|some of his parties.
{35413}{35475}They're wonderful.|We call him the juggler.
{35477}{35528}I've never really known|a man like him.
{35530}{35619}He can keep ten girls in the air|at once and make each one happy.
{35621}{35688}Amazing. Sort of|a contemporary Don Juan.
{35691}{35743}- That's it.|- But there's a difference.
{35746}{35835}Sir Charles' predecessor was forced|to climb balconies and fight duels,
{35837}{35923}and, as I understand it,|keep his women separate.
{35926}{35998}Charles, on the other hand,|drives a Ferrari,
{36000}{36067}enters with a key,|and resorts to collective bargaining.
{36105}{36149}But they both have|something in common.
{36151}{36242}- What's that, Your Highness?|- Maybe it's best forgotten.
{36245}{36292}Don't be silly.|Charles doesn't mind.
{36295}{36348}Everyone takes a pot-shot|at Charles sooner or later.
{36350}{36381}Go ahead, ma'am, shoot.
{36384}{36465}It seems to me|any middle-aged bachelor
{36467}{36551}who has never desired|the basic rewards of wife and family
{36554}{36635}and finds it necessary to occupy|the major portion of his life
{36638}{36683}making one conquest after another
{36686}{36770}is trying to prove something|he can never possibly prove.
{36772}{36822}- And what's that?|- That he's a man.
{36825}{36877}You're joking!
{36880}{36949}It's somewhat complicated,|but basically sound.
{36952}{37017}- Well, Charles?|- Not very original.
{37019}{37088}That theory has become|rather a tired Freudian cliche.
{37091}{37170}- But true.|- I've never been on the couch.
{37172}{37230}Not true.|That's part of your problem.
{37280}{37362}How refreshing to find royalty|possessed of such a perceptive wit.
{37364}{37431}Charles, you going|to take that lying down?
{37434}{37462}Yes, as a matter of fact.
{37465}{37542}My leg is hurting rather badly.|May I be excused?
{37614}{37673}- I'll be damned.|- I can't believe it.
{37695}{37748}- The leg?|- I haven't the faintest idea.
{37772}{37853}That goes to prove|there's a first time for everything.
{37856}{37889}Got a terrific laugh, anyway.
{38079}{38103}Simone!
{39788}{39858}Jacques, I'm still cold.
{39860}{39908}Perhaps another blanket,|my darling.
{39932}{39966}All right, darling.
{40846}{40879}There you are, my darling.
{40985}{41042}- Yes, darling?|- The light.
{41507}{41586}- What?|- I'm sorry. It doesn't help.
{41651}{41706}Perhaps a hot glass of milk.
{41745}{41845}But I think the room service|has finished, my love.
{41848}{41903}Yes, of course. I forgot.
{41905}{41929}You see?
{41951}{41982}They're all gone now.
{42013}{42054}Well, no matter.
{42131}{42176}You see...
{42227}{42320}If my little pigeon|wants a glass of milk...
{42322}{42368}she shall have one...
{42414}{42502}even if I have to force them|to open the kitchen.
{42560}{42620}She shall have milk|wherever she goes, hot or cold.
{42622}{42677}- Hot.|- I know. That's what I said.
{42850}{42874}Open the door.
{43857}{43929}Darling, I need to talk to you.
{43962}{44037}I've sent Jacques for some milk.|I only have a moment.
{44042}{44133}- Let's make the most of it.|- No! Stop it.
{44135}{44193}- It was your idea.|- Yes, but you're the wrong...
{44197}{44274}The wrong what? Man?|You think I was...
{44276}{44358}No. I thought you were exactly|who you are, but I'm too impulsive.
{44360}{44401}This is not the right way.
{44459}{44490}Another time.
{45399}{45458}- Here you are, my beloved.|- Thank you.
{45506}{45533}It's all they had.
{45554}{45641}Can't get a thing in this hotel.|I had to force them to give me that.
{45646}{45669}Never mind.
{45940}{46008}My darling, lovely darling.
{46046}{46082}What's wrong?
{46084}{46163}My darling, your feet|are like two icicles.
{46166}{46214}Have you been out of bed|or something?
{46216}{46247}No, of course not.
{46293}{46379}Anyway, you warm them on me.
{46782}{46854}This is Princess Dala.|My guests have gone,
{46856}{46923}and I thought perhaps|you would come back and have a drink.
{46926}{46971}I would feel better|if we're friends.
{46974}{47027}I would, too,|and I'd love to come,
{47029}{47084}but my leg is rather painful.
{47086}{47144}I'm sorry. Another time.
{47146}{47199}Why don't you come up here?
{47202}{47247}My leg is only bad|if I walk too much.
{47252}{47329}Maybe you could do the walking|and I could do the drinking.
{47391}{47504}Unless you think it would be indiscreet|to come to a man's room.
{47506}{47590}I'll be there in five minutes.|Good-bye, Sir Charles.
{47592}{47616}Good-bye.
{48391}{48499}I don't know what's wrong.|I'm just a bundle of nerves.
{48501}{48585}Don't worry. We've solved|that problem before.
{48587}{48626}- You don't mean...|- Of course.
{48628}{48695}- I don't think you should.|- Don't worry, my darling.
{48698}{48782}- I shall do it ever so softly.|- Jacques, are you sure?
{48784}{48846}My darling, of course.|It's always worked before.
{48849}{48901}There's no reason|why it should not work now.
{48904}{48978}You just relax|and leave everything to me.
{49297}{49321}Jacques?
{49352}{49422}- Yes, my darling?|- I don't think it's such a good idea.
{49462}{49508}You mean that it's not helping?
{49510}{49602}I'm afraid not.|I think I'll just take a sleeping pill.
{49642}{49700}Very well, my darling.|I'll get it for you.
{49702}{49798}And why don't you take one yourself?|You need the rest, you know?
{49853}{49911}Yes, I think perhaps I will.
{50544}{50570}Here, my darling.
{50678}{50750}- Thank you, my angel.|- Thank you, my angel.
{51299}{51342}My poor Jacques.
{51373}{51400}No matter.
{51402}{51486}When you've seen one Stradivarius,|you've seen them all.
{51728}{51783}I hadn't realized it was so late.
{51786}{51862}Come in, sit down, relax.|Have a nice glass of champagne.
{51865}{51944}- I told you I don't drink.|- Champagne's not drinking.
{51946}{52026}That's the minimum of alcohol|and the maximum of companionship.
{52028}{52076}It's still against my principles.
{52078}{52133}That's too bad.|I thought it might break the ice.
{52136}{52203}- You took me to task rather properly.|- No, thank you.
{52205}{52268}I thought your analysis|was very perceptive.
{52270}{52342}- But not very polite.|- No, it wasn't.
{52344}{52402}- What made you do it?|- I resented you.
{52404}{52481}I find it hard to understand|a man of your reputation.
{52483}{52529}We both have reputations.
{52531}{52594}Perhaps mine is a little more|highly publicized than yours,
{52596}{52666}but you have presented the press|with a rather definite image.
{52668}{52692}Yes, I know.
{52694}{52735}- Are you?|- What?
{52738}{52800}What they call you.|The virgin queen.
{52802}{52857}I'm not the queen.
{52905}{52939}That's only half an answer.
{52941}{53028}The strong-willed ruler of ten million|people sitting in her ivory tower,
{53030}{53116}untouched, unwed,|and unapproachable.
{53136}{53232}If you had known my father,|you would understand me.
{53234}{53284}He was an absolute ruler.
{53287}{53337}He governed his people|with an iron hand,
{53339}{53414}but he gave me a white pony|for my fifth birthday.
{53416}{53466}He was wrong about many things,
{53469}{53577}but he made his decisions according|to the ways of his predecessors.
{53579}{53675}I learned the way of the West,|so I've become a little of both...
{53677}{53713}a paradox...
{53716}{53795}and it is hard|to reconcile the extremes.
{53797}{53876}Have a glass of champagne.|Does wonders for extremes.
{53879}{53956}It's been known to launch|some lasting friendships.
{54078}{54133}- Don't you trust me?|- No.
{54150}{54210}- Are you afraid?|- No.
{54250}{54284}L'Chaim.
{54519}{54615}I was three years old|when I rode my first elephant.
{54620}{54735}I was six when I went|on my first "safrari."
{54795}{54847}"Frasari."
{54850}{54903}Wild-animal hunt.
{54905}{54991}And I was ten|when I bagged my first tiger.
{54994}{55078}But I'll never forget|my lovely little pony.
{55080}{55121}When did you bag him?
{55166}{55262}You're making fun again.|You really don't like animals.
{55267}{55344}Don't trust a man|who doesn't care about animals.
{55387}{55480}And don't trust an animal|who doesn't care about people.
{55550}{55596}Why you don't like people?
{55598}{55639}I like people.
{55708}{55785}That's supposed to be me|who doesn't...
{55787}{55845}like people, right?
{55847}{55890}If you say so.
{55907}{56006}I don't say so. You say so.
{56008}{56051}- Right?|- I said so.
{56053}{56135}And another thing you did,|you didn't tell me the truth.
{56166}{56245}- About what?|- About champagne. About this.
{56303}{56353}Boy, did you fib.
{56377}{56408}You said...
{56466}{56514}Something about extremes.
{56516}{56576}It does wonders for them.
{56579}{56686}It does more than that.|It makes your lips numb.
{56689}{56782}I can't feel them.|Are they still there?
{56859}{56905}Let's have a look.
{56979}{57041}You didn't tell me about that part.
{57247}{57317}Won't do you any good.|I can't feel it.
{57430}{57502}Hoisted on your own petard.
{57542}{57622}Don't try to say that|when you haven't got any lips.
{57773}{57811}I'm plastered.
{57847}{57924}- If that's the right expression.|- That's the right expression.
{57926}{58010}You're a fraud and a liar.
{58034}{58101}And you think you are going|to take advantage of me.
{58103}{58163}No. You think I am.
{58166}{58257}I know you are.|That's the plan, isn't it?
{58305}{58353}Feed me champagne...
{58355}{58401}break down the inhibitions...
{58403}{58432}and tallyho.
{58588}{58629}No more virgin queen.
{58698}{58739}We're all out of champagne.
{58741}{58789}- I'll get another bottle.|- No!
{58842}{58899}I prefer to remain conscious
{58902}{58986}so I may view|the attempted seduction first-hand.
{59019}{59082}Because you've got|a surprise coming, Charlie.
{59113}{59166}I got friends in low places.
{59190}{59273}You make one pass at me,|and I'll sic him on you.
{59276}{59314}Understand?
{59317}{59401}If he moves a muscle,|attack without mercy.
{59453}{59487}You see, Charlie?
{59489}{59590}You're outnumbered,|two against one.
{59592}{59636}And I don't care if you can juggle.
{59950}{60007}- What?|- I didn't say anything.
{60041}{60081}Cat got your tongue?
{60108}{60211}Got his tongue?|My friend says he hasn't got it.
{60213}{60300}Then why don't you|say something?
{60302}{60348}I couldn't think|of anything to say.
{60400}{60443}Why don't you kiss me again?
{60523}{60549}All right.
{60736}{60825}You know what, Charlie?|I could feel that one.
{60875}{60901}Again.
{61148}{61256}If I were my father,|I'd have you tortured.
{61259}{61335}No. If you were your father,
{61338}{61391}I doubt very much|if I would have kissed you.
{61441}{61494}Good thinking, Charlie.
{61496}{61582}Then, now that we've|straightened out who I am,
{61585}{61633}what are you|going to do about it?
{61908}{62014}What kind of a friend are you?|You were supposed to attack.
{62083}{62155}No friends, Charlie.|Now you got me outnumbered.
{62158}{62191}I thought we were friends.
{62232}{62302}You are the juggler.|I am the virgin queen.
{62304}{62350}Somebody's got to win.
{62352}{62422}Friends don't act like that.
{62424}{62527}Want to be friends, Charlie,|or want to win?
{62683}{62719}You really want to know?
{63105}{63131}What's wrong?
{63150}{63230}I don't feel...|I think I'm going...
{63232}{63263}Good-bye, Charlie.
{63376}{63402}Here...
{63575}{63639}Darling. Dala.
{63683}{63762}Ma'am? Your Highness!
{66085}{66123}Thank you. Up.
{66176}{66207}There we are.
{66296}{66342}Hello, Uncle Charles.
{66375}{66402}George!
{66708}{66800}Good morning.|Listen, what about this nephew?
{66802}{66857}- How did you find out?|- I met him in the bar last night.
{66857}{66912}That's what I was trying|to explain at the window.
{66915}{66941}What happened to you?
{66943}{66987}Jacques dragged me|back to the hotel.
{66989}{67051}- I looked everywhere for you.|- I looked everywhere for you.
{67054}{67111}I nearly climbed in bed|with your nephew.
{67114}{67166}- You what?|- Don't worry. I took care of it.
{67202}{67231}He had a heavy night.
{67236}{67279}I almost put the princess|in bed with him.
{67281}{67339}- Really?|- What you got there?
{67341}{67385}A note to Uncle Charles.
{67409}{67468}"Dear Uncle Charles,|don't worry about a thing.
{67471}{67555}I've gone to see the princess|to apologize for last night."
{67557}{67603}Apologize for what?|Nothing happened.
{67605}{67648}It must have been|rather embarrassing,
{67651}{67694}expecting to end up|with one man...
{67696}{67742}She didn't expect|to wind up with anybody.
{67744}{67821}She had a couple glasses|of champagne and had to rest.
{67823}{67850}Of course.
{67852}{67893}Think of him|taking over my room.
{67895}{67965}- Didn't you know he was coming?|- No. I haven't seen him for years.
{67967}{68001}But who is he? What is he?
{68003}{68041}He is my nephew, really.
{68044}{68094}He's my late brother's son.
{68097}{68183}I've been responsible for him|since he was ten years old.
{68185}{68238}I sent him to all|the best schools in America.
{68240}{68291}He did very well,|as a matter of fact.
{68293}{68353}He's just graduated|from college. Look.
{68456}{68502}Isn't he a bit old for school?
{68504}{68540}He did two years in the army.
{68543}{68634}He lost a whole year after that|to some strange tropical disease.
{68636}{68679}He's certainly attractive.
{68682}{68725}There's a slight|family resemblance.
{68727}{68770}Apart from that,|we have nothing in common.
{68773}{68840}He's dedicated to education,|passed at the top of his class.
{68842}{68876}Cares nothing about sports.
{68878}{68945}In his letters, he's never|once mentioned girls.
{68948}{69029}He may not mention them, but he's got|a pretty good idea what they are.
{69032}{69092}I nearly didn't|get out of here last night.
{69094}{69125}You're joking.
{69128}{69190}It was a relief to get back|to Jacques and his fiddle.
{69192}{69250}If we don't do something soon,|he's gonna ruin everything.
{69252}{69329}- If I don't do something.|- It shouldn't be too difficult.
{69331}{69391}He's just a young man|who's not been out in the world.
{69394}{69466}That's because he's been|spending his time in the bedroom.
{69468}{69535}- I'm surprised at you.|- I can handle it.
{69538}{69586}As a matter of fact,|it might be rather intriguing,
{69586}{69684}particularly if the family resemblance|goes deeper than you think.
{69686}{69722}I'm envious.
{69725}{69794}It seems that we're somewhat|in the same spot, my love.
{69797}{69856}You envy George,|and I envy the princess.
{69938}{69991}I really don't know|what I'm going to do yet.
{69993}{70072}I might go back to college|and get my doctorate.
{70075}{70120}But I'm torn.
{70123}{70180}I feel there's so many things|to be done in the world,
{70183}{70247}so many backward countries|where I might be useful.
{70250}{70312}I've even been considering|the Peace Corps.
{70314}{70372}You're certainly not|much like your uncle.
{70374}{70420}I don't know|too much about my uncle,
{70422}{70482}except what I've read|in newspapers and magazines.
{70485}{70549}- One mustn't judge by that.|- No?
{70552}{70626}After all, whatever I am today,|he made it possible.
{70629}{70698}I guess everyone has|at least one redeeming quality.
{70700}{70729}Yes.
{70904}{70957}Good morning, Your Highness.|Hair of the dog.
{70969}{71024}- May I present Madame Clouseau?|- Good morning.
{71027}{71072}This is my|Americanized nephew George.
{71074}{71108}We met at the bar last night.
{71110}{71166}- How is your cough?|- It's completely gone. Thanks.
{71168}{71199}Have a glass of this.
{71202}{71257}It'll put everything|in its right perspective.
{71261}{71305}My perspective|is excellent this morning.
{71307}{71362}I see your leg is much better.
{71365}{71425}It's a vast improvement.|Very much better.
{71429}{71482}George and I had a wonderful|family reunion last night
{71484}{71518}after we carried you home.
{71520}{71564}- He's quite a lad.|- So I've discovered.
{71566}{71609}He's thinking of joining|the Peace Corps.
{71612}{71652}Imagine a Litton|in the Peace Corps.
{71655}{71712}Be careful, or you'll give|your family a good name.
{71715}{71760}- Please sit down.|- No, thank you.
{71763}{71818}I was on my way to ski|when I ran into Sir Charles.
{71820}{71897}- Do you ski, Mr. Litton?|- Ski?
{71899}{71964}- No, not very well.|- You should learn, George.
{71966}{72024}If it wasn't for this ropy leg,|I'd take you myself.
{72026}{72065}I'm hardly in your uncle's class,
{72067}{72132}but I'd be happy to give you|the benefit of my experience.
{72134}{72182}I'm sure Madame|is an excellent teacher.
{72185}{72235}Certainly she could|get you started out right.
{72237}{72283}If it wouldn't be|too much trouble, yeah.
{72285}{72331}Not at all.|It would be a pleasure.
{72333}{72376}Perhaps you'd like|to come along now.
{72415}{72465}George, you can't pass up|an invitation like that.
{72467}{72532}I haven't got the proper clothes,|and I don't have any skis.
{72535}{72602}The shop will fix you up.|Just charge everything to me.
{72604}{72683}Thanks. Your Highness,|hope to see you again.
{72686}{72777}If you're back early.|I'm leaving on the afternoon train.
{72779}{72820}- Have a nice trip.|- Thank you.
{72822}{72861}- Thanks, Uncle Charles.|- Have fun.
{72940}{72997}Mind the instructor.|She knows what she's doing.
{73002}{73026}I'm sure she does.
{73026}{73076}- You're not staying?|- No. We're off to the slopes.
{73079}{73136}I'll get the door.|So long, Uncle Charles.
{73139}{73172}- Have fun.|- Thanks.
{73223}{73290}Just in time. Thank you.|You sure you won't join me?
{73292}{73316}Quite sure.
{73417}{73462}Do you have to|leave this afternoon?
{73465}{73496}Yes.
{73498}{73546}Isn't this departure|rather sudden?
{73549}{73604}Not at all. Why do you think so?
{73606}{73664}I just thought that|after last night...
{73666}{73731}My leaving has nothing|to do with last night.
{73736}{73805}- Hasn't it?|- You don't know me very well.
{73808}{73865}No, but I thought last night,|I was making some progress.
{73868}{73928}That was champagne,|nothing more.
{73930}{74000}Whatever it was,|it was very interesting.
{74002}{74088}- I really don't remember.|- That's an awful old cliche.
{74091}{74143}- It's true.|- The majority of women,
{74146}{74215}they have half a glass too much|and let down the barriers a little,
{74218}{74266}and they wake up in the morning|riddled with guilt
{74268}{74357}and think they can reclaim their virtue|by saying, "I don't remember."
{74359}{74410}Are you saying my virtue|is not intact?
{74412}{74465}- You know it is.|- Then why should I feel guilty?
{74467}{74520}You're not concerned|about what happened.
{74522}{74577}You're worried about|what might have happened.
{74580}{74649}That makes you vulnerable.|That makes you a woman.
{74652}{74697}You're an arrogant fool.
{74731}{74791}Perhaps I am,|but after what I just said,
{74793}{74839}a real woman|would have slapped my face.
{75110}{75167}I'm glad that's over.|Friends again?
{75170}{75208}Friends.
{75210}{75294}Good. Now the least you can do|is let me take you to the station.
{75297}{75342}- All right.|- You really have to go?
{75345}{75393}- Yes, I must go.|- That's too bad.
{75395}{75462}- Nothing I can say to make you stay?|- Nothing.
{75464}{75517}- What time do you have to be there?|- 3:00.
{75520}{75599}3:00 on the dot,|I'll be here, Your Highness.
{75683}{75716}3:00.
{75954}{76009}Do we have to start|the lessons right away?
{76011}{76064}That's what we're up here for,|is it not?
{76069}{76150}I was hoping we could talk|about last night.
{76153}{76236}- We can talk about that later.|- You were more fun in bed.
{76241}{76287}Would you do me a favour,|Mr. Litton?
{76289}{76325}Sure, if you call me George.
{76328}{76397}Forget about last night.|I was impetuous.
{76400}{76464}I had too much to drink|and I'd just had a fight with my husband.
{76467}{76501}It might be easier|for you to forget,
{76503}{76555}but I didn't sleep a wink|after you left.
{76558}{76611}It was a very frustrating experience.
{76613}{76678}I'm afraid that's your problem,|but I wouldn't make any plans.
{76680}{76716}I never make any plans.
{76718}{76800}I just sort of follow my instincts.
{76802}{76874}George, it's four miles|down the mountain,
{76877}{76908}and I'm a very good skier.
{76910}{76956}You follow your instincts|too closely,
{76958}{77009}and you're liable|to break your neck.
{77011}{77092}The first things to learn about|skiing are the fundamentals.
{77095}{77131}Let's see you turn around.
{77212}{77296}It's not as easy as it looks.|Let me give you a hand.
{77325}{77414}Let's try something easier.|It's a lot easier, honest.
{77416}{77466}You were going|to watch those instincts.
{77469}{77505}I'm busy. You watch them.
{77507}{77534}You're abominable.
{77536}{77601}Yeah, that's me,|the Abominable Snowman.
{77603}{77641}George, stop it!
{77761}{77812}Imbecile!
{78207}{78246}Perhaps we'll meet again.
{78248}{78308}- Good-bye, Sir Charles.|- Just a minute.
{78349}{78406}- That's him. There he goes.|- Who?
{78409}{78469}The man who stole your dog,|in that little car.
{79689}{79735}- How's it going?|- Fine. I'm going to miss her.
{79737}{79799}Let that be a lesson.|Never get involved with your victims.
{79802}{79869}- Shall we get out in the open?|- No. It's a bit hard here.
{79929}{80029}That's good. That's okay.|Right, start. Give it to me now.
{80226}{80279}- How close are they?|- Now.
{80281}{80312}- Sorry. Ready?|- Right.
{80392}{80463}Come along, little doggy.|Here we are.
{80562}{80593}Look out!
{80861}{80917}She's got the dog.|I will see you later.
{86014}{86052}You have a wonderful smile.
{86055}{86115}I have a great deal|to smile about.
{86117}{86184}I have Amber back,|and I'm having a wonderful time.
{86187}{86211}You missed your train.
{86213}{86273}There's one at midnight|and one in the morning.
{86275}{86335}Perhaps I should have|your dog kidnapped again.
{86338}{86393}Then you'd be bound to stay.
{86395}{86455}Did you arrange to have her|kidnapped the first time?
{86481}{86505}Of course.
{86664}{86714}I am willing|to bet you 10,000 francs
{86716}{86793}that the Phantom is in Cortina|at this very moment,
{86796}{86843}even perhaps in this very room.
{86846}{86911}How exciting.|What do you think, Mr. Tucker?
{86913}{86944}I agree with the inspector.
{86947}{87028}Ten of his last fifteen victims have been|guests at Angela Dunning's parties.
{87030}{87066}What are you all talking about?
{87100}{87167}- The notorious Phantom.|- I've never heard of him.
{87170}{87246}What little I've read about him,|he seems to be quite a fellow.
{87249}{87325}There are few thieves who are|as clever as the Phantom.
{87328}{87393}Each theft is completely|different and unique,
{87395}{87445}classic in its conception.
{87448}{87527}I thought you were working on|the theory that he does repeat himself.
{87529}{87594}Only as far as Angela Dunning's|parties are concerned.
{87596}{87651}However, there is|one other duplication,
{87654}{87769}but that is his trademark,|his calling card, so to speak.
{87786}{87858}He always leaves|a white monogrammed glove.
{87860}{87898}Sounds terribly theatrical.
{87901}{87990}If I were the Phantom,|I'd have chosen my victim already.
{87992}{88045}Really? And who would that be?
{88081}{88136}Who has the most|fabulous diamond in the world?
{88138}{88208}- I suppose I do.|- Exactly. The Pink Panther.
{88210}{88277}A prize he could never resist.|He would be bound to try for it.
{88280}{88308}He'd be disappointed.
{88311}{88364}The Pink Panther|is in my safe at...
{88366}{88431}Your Highness, please.|Don't say it, not here.
{88433}{88471}If I'm not being too nosy,|Your Highness,
{88474}{88522}I read somewhere|there was some dispute
{88524}{88563}over the ownership|of the Pink Panther.
{88565}{88649}It belongs to me.|It was a gift from my late father.
{88651}{88706}- I shall never surrender it.|- Why should you?
{88709}{88764}When the present government|seized power,
{88766}{88833}they claimed the diamond|was the property of the people.
{88836}{88896}There's even talk|of the International Court
{88898}{88925}deciding the issue.
{88927}{89011}Why don't I steal the diamond|and leave that old glove behind?
{89016}{89056}You and I|could split the insurance.
{89059}{89100}All right.
{89102}{89128}I feel like dancing.
{89131}{89188}- Your Highness?|- I'd love to.
{89243}{89308}- How about you, Madame?|- Yes, of course.
{89330}{89404}- Your leg is better, Sir Charles.|- What?
{89407}{89495}- I say, your leg is better.|- Yes, much better. Thank you.
{89531}{89570}You know, Mr. Tucker...
{89663}{89723}- It's my beer, old man.|- My hand. It burnt...
{89725}{89749}I'm sorry.
{89843}{89867}Sit down.
{89972}{90035}Seems to be working out|better than we expected.
{90037}{90090}The only thing we've found out|is that it's not here.
{90092}{90167}You shouldn't have any trouble|discovering exactly where it is.
{90169}{90246}Her Highness seems|to be completely captivated.
{90248}{90303}I'd say that's|a considerable exaggeration.
{90306}{90351}You're either showing|a touch of senility,
{90354}{90392}Or you need glasses, my love.
{90394}{90440}When I'm showing|my senility, darling,
{90442}{90497}you'll be occupying your time|with your grandchildren.
{90500}{90569}One has to have children|before one has grandchildren.
{90572}{90612}You wouldn't dare.
{90615}{90663}Jacques would make|a wonderful father.
{90665}{90730}- He has many redeeming qualities.|- Name one.
{90732}{90802}He's kind, loyal,|faithful, obedient.
{90804}{90874}You're either married|to a Boy Scout or a Dachshund.
{90876}{90905}And he adores me.
{90907}{90963}That eliminates the Boy Scouts.
{91008}{91049}- Good night.|- Thank you.
{91248}{91284}You seem to have lost something.
{91310}{91380}- How'd you like to borrow mine?|- Thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.
{91382}{91413}Madame.
{91603}{91667}- You've been avoiding me.|- That about describes it.
{91670}{91706}You know what|I've been thinking?
{91708}{91763}Yes. That's why|I've been avoiding you.
{91766}{91826}I don't think you were really|looking for me that night
{91828}{91859}in my uncle's bedroom.
{91862}{91910}- Don't be ridiculous.|- No, I mean it.
{91912}{91960}Not the way|you treated me today.
{91962}{92008}- You know what I think?|- What?
{92099}{92154}What do you think, George?
{92157}{92216}I think maybe I was wrong.
{92336}{92370}I'm sorry I have to leave,
{92372}{92435}but I must make|a very important phone call.
{92437}{92507}- Can't it wait?|- I'm afraid not.
{92509}{92533}Good night.
{92878}{92902}That's better.
{93029}{93094}Just a quick shower, my love,|and I will be right with you.
{93684}{93713}One moment, please.
{93878}{93912}Inspector Clouseau.
{93914}{93984}Inspector Clouseau,|this is the prefect of police.
{93986}{94034}I have information|regarding the Phantom.
{94036}{94101}- The Phantom?|- Yes. You must come at once.
{94103}{94125}I'm in Brunico.
{94127}{94211}Brunico? But that's in Brunico.|That's 30 miles from here.
{94214}{94269}It is here that I have|discovered the information.
{94271}{94298}Come immediately.
{94300}{94348}I cannot say more.|I am being watched.
{94391}{94444}Yes. I understand, yes.
{94499}{94573}I'm sorry, my darling.|Important police business.
{94576}{94628}I will be back with you|as soon as possible.
{94631}{94667}I understand, my love.
{94696}{94732}- My darling.|- Yes?
{94758}{94851}I am a husband that must be|envied by all other husbands.
{94854}{94921}I'm sure no one|ever had a husband like you.
{94923}{94947}My darling.
{95053}{95108}My darling, don't move.|Don't panic.
{95110}{95161}All that has happened|is that my hat has caught
{95163}{95245}in one of your naughty|little hairpins.
{95249}{95273}Voilà.
{95427}{95566}You know, at times like this|I wish I was but a simple peasant.
{95568}{95667}It's times like this that make me|realize how lucky I really am.
{96419}{96494}He's gone to Brunico.|Another call about the Phantom.
{96542}{96597}There's something going on.
{96599}{96671}I don't quite know what it is,|but there's something wrong.
{96674}{96714}Do you want to call it off?
{96717}{96755}I don't know.|I'm considering it.
{96758}{96796}Have you considered|something else?
{96798}{96825}What's that?
{96827}{96885}The possibility that|you're growing a conscience.
{96889}{96952}- A conscience? About what?|- The princess.
{96976}{97048}- You're being ridiculous.|- No, I'm just being a woman.
{97052}{97132}This time you've chosen|a fascinating victim.
{97134}{97180}I suspect you've broken|the first rule
{97182}{97232}and allowed yourself|to become involved.
{97235}{97287}You're being a woman, all right.
{97290}{97369}That's obvious. Competition|always makes a woman obvious.
{97424}{97467}- Who is it?|- Bellboy.
{97546}{97570}Wait a minute.
{97649}{97697}- What is it?|- Flowers.
{97959}{98004}- George!|- Trick or treat.
{98007}{98083}- Wait a minute.|- I found these growing in the hall.
{98153}{98182}You get right out of here.
{98184}{98242}What kind of hospitality is that?
{98244}{98290}But my husband|could be back any minute.
{98292}{98369}He must be about|halfway to Brunico by now.
{98371}{98424}"You must come to Brunico|immediately, Inspector.
{98426}{98489}"I have information|regarding the Phantom.
{98491}{98573}While you're in Brunico,|waiting for the prefect of police..."
{98575}{98608}Thank you very much.
{98611}{98666}"I shall be investigating your wife."
{98757}{98812}One never knows, huh?
{98815}{98875}Perhaps the Phantom|is hiding under the bed.
{98908}{98939}That's more like it.
{98942}{99004}- You should be ashamed.|- I'm planning on it.
{99006}{99057}Suppose Jacques|doesn't go to Brunico?
{99059}{99107}Suppose he finds out|the prefect never called?
{99110}{99141}You must get out of here.
{99143}{99205}You are the damnedest woman.|Are you a sexual yo-yo?
{99208}{99256}You jump in my bed,|you push me off a mountain,
{99261}{99308}then you practically seduce me|on the dance floor.
{99308}{99383}You're terribly attractive,|and I'm naturally...
{99385}{99431}- But not here.|- Where?
{99433}{99474}I don't know, but not tonight.
{99476}{99534}You know what your trouble is?|You can't make up your mind.
{99536}{99582}- I am married.|- Where's your husband?
{99584}{99630}Out in 12 feet of snow,|chasing the Phantom.
{99632}{99671}- That was your idea.|- Sure it was.
{99673}{99738}If he was any kind of a man,|he wouldn't have gone.
{99764}{99810}- Darling.|- "Darling"?
{99896}{99930}It's locked.
{100064}{100153}There you are.|Halfway to Brunico, huh?
{100155}{100181}Angel?
{100308}{100368}- What do I do?|- Answer the door.
{100397}{100443}- Simone?|- Yes, dear?
{100503}{100584}- But I thought you were on...|- That phone call was a ruse.
{100639}{100680}Are you hurt, my darling?
{100740}{100786}I don't recall that being there.
{100788}{100857}No, it was sent a while ago.|I thought it was from you.
{100862}{100901}No, it certainly was not from me.
{100953}{101001}Some very strange things|going on here.
{101052}{101100}I passed the prefect on the road.
{101155}{101205}- He never made that call.|- No?
{101267}{101315}There was no card with these?
{101397}{101452}Why should anybody want me|to go to Brunico?
{101500}{101541}My darling.
{101543}{101605}I'm so sorry.|I was trying to kiss your foot.
{101608}{101658}- Let me kiss your face.|- It's all right.
{101661}{101711}Darling, I'm sorry. Come here.
{101713}{101793}That's nice and comfy.|You belong in bed there.
{101821}{101872}- My darling.|- Listen, dear.
{101874}{101951}Why don't we go down to the bar|and have a nightcap?
{101953}{102063}Darling, listen,|why don't I have a nice bath?
{102066}{102138}And afterwards,|we have our lovely, warm bed.
{102140}{102202}Don't worry about this mess.|We can have it cleaned up later.
{102205}{102250}We don't want|any more interruptions.
{102253}{102296}Would you mind if I bathed first?
{102325}{102380}Did you not bathe earlier?
{102382}{102483}Yes, but it would warm me up,|help me to relax.
{102536}{102581}I'll tell you what we'll do.
{102584}{102632}Like we did in the old days,|when you're in there,
{102634}{102680}I will come in|and scrub your back for you.
{102682}{102742}You're so romantic,|but I'll only be a moment.
{104622}{104665}- Darling?|- Yes?
{104725}{104809}- Hello, my darling.|- Hello, my darling.
{104811}{104895}- Why did you draw the curtains?|- Just to keep me warm.
{104897}{104977}Warm? Warm is one thing.|It must be hell in there.
{104979}{105032}No, it's wonderful.
{105034}{105082}Why don't you let me|wash your back for you?
{105084}{105120}It's already done, my darling.
{105123}{105190}As I told you before,|I just want to relax.
{105192}{105243}We must have no secrets|from one another, my darling.
{105245}{105274}I know, my darling.
{105406}{105454}I will brush my teeth|and keep you company.
{105456}{105504}That's sweet of you, my darling.
{105916}{106007}I thought you would like to know|Princess Dala just checked out.
{106010}{106043}Thank you very much.
{106123}{106202}Darling, you got rid of all|those naughty little bubbles?
{106204}{106262}- I beg your pardon?|- You got rid of the little bubbles?
{106264}{106288}Yes, I did.
{106420}{106456}Hey, come...
{106480}{106513}Come out quick.
{106715}{106768}- Who is it?|- Bellboy.
{106770}{106794}One minute.
{106883}{106933}- Inspector's violin, ma'am.|- Thank you.
{106935}{107010}- Madame, the flowers.|- It's nothing. It doesn't matter.
{107012}{107067}If they found out downstairs,|I'd lose my job.
{107070}{107125}- Do it in the morning.|- I'll ring for the maid.
{107412}{107446}- Darling?|- Yes, dear?
{107448}{107484}How would you like to|wash my back?
{107487}{107532}I'd love to, but you see...
{107535}{107607}I have to... I mean... I'm cold.
{107777}{107806}Get the broom.
{107938}{108007}Come on. Hurry up. Go.
{108338}{108403}Shan't be a moment, my darling.|I'll just put on my pyjamas.
{108405}{108484}Darling, look. I think I've got|something in my right eye.
{108487}{108539}- Let me put you in the...|- My left one. No, this one.
{108542}{108609}- If you'd come in the light...|- It hurts!
{108611}{108698}- Stand still. I can't see it.|- It hurts. I cannot open it.
{108700}{108736}Stand in the light a moment.
{108738}{108784}- Where?|- Here.
{108786}{108841}There's absolutely nothing|in your eye.
{108844}{108875}Nothing? Are you sure?
{108877}{108928}Only your eye.|That is all that is there.
{109184}{109239}- What are you doing?|- It broke off.
{109242}{109307}Put it back. We have no time.|He's coming back.
{109309}{109352}Get under the bed.|Come on. Quick.
{109431}{109455}Come on.
{109525}{109561}Why aren't you in bed,|my darling?
{109563}{109654}I was... I mean...
{109657}{109709}I mean, I'm just going to.
{109786}{109810}I'm cold.
{109839}{109935}- My Stradivarius.|- The porter just brought it in.
{109937}{110026}I sent it to the village|to be repaired.
{110028}{110074}I hope they know how|to fix plastic.
{110076}{110100}I hope so, too.
{110146}{110172}So far, so good.
{110208}{110232}We shall see.
{110369}{110395}Better than ever.
{110431}{110496}Dear, I doubt if we shall|need it tonight, my love.
{110498}{110551}I'm sure we won't, darling.
{110973}{110999}What is it?
{111038}{111069}It's very strange.
{111404}{111438}Why don't you come to bed?
{111476}{111529}You know,|I don't understand this.
{111568}{111601}You see...
{111630}{111692}These footprints...
{111723}{111814}They were made by shoes...
{111841}{111942}and they were not|made by feet.
{112088}{112148}I'll just get up|and turn off the lights.
{112268}{112320}At last. At last.
{112337}{112385}Darling, my little...
{112464}{112524}Darling, what's the matter,|my darling?
{112527}{112620}It's very strange, my love,|but suddenly I'm freezing cold.
{112622}{112706}- You're freezing cold?|- The window is open.
{112709}{112735}The window's open.
{112738}{112809}Sometimes it's healthy|to have fresh air.
{112812}{112903}Healthy is one thing,|but it's hell in here, my love.
{112927}{112982}Ten below zero outside,|my darling.
{113090}{113121}That's better.
{113308}{113354}- There, my darling.|- Yes.
{113452}{113486}At last!
{114061}{114107}- Yes?|- I just arrived in town.
{114109}{114145}No trouble with the police yet.
{114147}{114231}The princess is expecting|important visitors here tomorrow.
{114234}{114298}- She say anything about leaving?|- Who is this?
{114629}{114689}- Yes?|- Princess Dala, please.
{114692}{114749}Her Highness checked out|a short while ago.
{116521}{116567}Uncle Charles.
{117451}{117492}What did you say?
{117494}{117540}I said he could come|as one of the Borgias.
{117542}{117588}Then he wouldn't have|to explain his cousin.
{117590}{117617}What's a Borgia?
{117710}{117734}Good evening.
{117955}{118003}I mean...
{118005}{118087}I enjoy champagne in bed|as much as the next man,
{118089}{118185}but from now on, perhaps|a more practical approach?
{118187}{118293}I'm sorry, my darling.|I wanted to surprise you.
{118295}{118389}- It's been a night of surprises.|- You can say that again.
{118391}{118425}It's been...
{118475}{118525}Anyway...
{118530}{118573}- My love?|- Yes?
{118636}{118681}Shall I say you're not here?
{118712}{118768}No, it's all right, darling.|I'll answer it.
{118988}{119058}- Yes!|- Tucker here, Inspector.
{119060}{119137}The man who kidnapped|the dog was driving a rented car.
{119139}{119201}He's been identified|as a man named Artoff.
{119204}{119278}London informs us|that a man of his description
{119283}{119345}is at present employed|by Sir Charles Litton.
{119350}{119403}I see. Come up immediately.
{119405}{119434}Sir Charles!
{119436}{119508}He's the Phantom!|I've really got him this time.
{119856}{119914}Sir Charles? Open that door.
{119930}{119966}I know you're in there.
{119969}{120014}Open up. This is the police.
{120043}{120108}- Stand back while I fire.|- No, don't do that, old man.
{120451}{120499}- Jacques knows.|- And somebody else.
{120501}{120575}George has got|my do-it-yourself Phantom kit.
{120578}{120616}I've got to get out of here.
{120642}{120729}- His clothes are still here.|- Perhaps he's already escaped.
{120731}{120791}Most unlikely. He doesn't realize|that I am onto him.
{120793}{120832}Listen, old man.
{120834}{120923}We've no proof that Artoff was|the man driving the Innocent.
{120925}{120997}Sir Charles is our man.|My every instinct tells me so.
{121000}{121050}Careful, you fool.|You realize this gun is loaded?
{121052}{121132}What I must do now is get dressed|and search the rest of the hotel.
{121321}{121369}- Did you find him?|- No, but he can't be far.
{121371}{121419}I must dress quickly and get...
{121527}{121563}- It's gone.|- What's gone?
{121566}{121597}My coat!
{121599}{121664}My Sûreté-Scotland-Yard-type|Macintosh! It's gone!
{121666}{121717}Good evening, Inspector.
{122632}{122697}- What is it, Saloud?|- Inspector Clouseau.
{122781}{122836}Your Highness,|please excuse this interruption.
{122839}{122887}I have news of great importance.
{122889}{122944}This is Mr. Tucker|of Lloyd's of London.
{122947}{122994}And we have met before.
{122997}{123052}I've met her, too, you know.
{123054}{123110}Yes, I know, but we are|meeting her again now.
{123112}{123158}What is this news?
{123160}{123239}I have discovered|the identity of the Phantom.
{123241}{123289}- You don't say.|- I do say.
{123292}{123338}- Of course, we're not positive.|- I am positive.
{123340}{123388}He is, I believe, at this|very moment here in Rome.
{123390}{123436}- Really?|- Yes.
{123438}{123496}Have you seen or heard|from Sir Charles Litton?
{123498}{123558}Not since I left Cortina. Why?
{123560}{123625}Sir Charles and the Phantom|are one and the same.
{123627}{123699}- You're not serious.|- I am serious.
{123702}{123750}I can understand|how difficult it is
{123752}{123802}for Your Highness|to accept the facts.
{123805}{123882}Sir Charles is a very persuasive|and attractive man.
{123884}{123925}He is also Sir Charles Litton,
{123927}{123982}a man of considerable influence|and reputation.
{123985}{124030}She's got quite a point there.
{124033}{124083}He is a fraud,|and I shall prove it.
{124085}{124143}Meanwhile,|I would like your permission
{124145}{124193}to surround the house|with armed guards.
{124196}{124260}- I take it the gem is in the villa.|- It is.
{124263}{124328}As you know, I'm having|a rather large party this evening.
{124330}{124419}Your guests will be caused|no embarrassment whatsoever.
{124421}{124507}They will not be aware my men|are present in their disguises.
{124510}{124558}In that case,|you have my permission.
{124560}{124584}Thank you.
{124879}{124949}Your Highness, mark my words,
{124951}{124994}if Sir Charles is foolish enough
{124996}{125056}to attempt to steal|your diamond tonight,
{125059}{125145}you will be witness to the capture|of the notorious Phantom.
{125203}{125229}Gentlemen.
{125646}{125685}The plans will|have to be changed.
{125687}{125713}No.
{125737}{125838}We have to make sure|Sir Charles doesn't steal the jewel.
{127056}{127102}- Hello.|- Hello, Tucker.
{127104}{127140}- Like a drink?|- No, thank you.
{127142}{127212}I never drink while on duty.|You should know that. Never.
{127214}{127272}- Well, cheers.|- Cheers.
{127274}{127339}- Warm.|- Yes, it must be hell in there.
{127372}{127408}Bet it's not so good in there.
{127444}{127521}- Anything suspicious?|- No, nothing to worry about.
{127545}{127605}My men are everywhere,|mingling here, mingling there.
{127607}{127651}Watching all the time, watching.
{127794}{127847}How dare you drink|whilst you're on duty?
{127850}{127876}Who is inside there?
{127878}{127924}- Sergeant Walter!|- Sergeant Quinn.
{127926}{127989}Any more behaviour like this,|and I'll have your stripes.
{127991}{128044}Now get out of here|and start mingling again.
{128145}{128200}Quite funny that,|zebra and the stripes.
{128202}{128315}- Yes, very good, very good.|- Not bad, not bad.
{128317}{128351}I think I'll mingle.
{128377}{128401}Right.
{128797}{128876}Didn't I tell you I'd make this|the biggest social success of the year?
{128878}{128914}Certainly you did.
{128917}{129003}The only thing that worries me is,|what do we do for your next one?
{129005}{129106}- How can I possibly top this?|- You'll think of something.
{129108}{129173}- Excuse me.|- Of course, love. Have a ball!
{129175}{129207}Hello, you!
{129288}{129329}May I see|your invitation, please?
{129374}{129398}All right.
{129569}{129629}Wasn't there another gorilla|in a Rolls-Royce?
{129631}{129684}Yes, probably a rich uncle.
{129725}{129787}You see, gentlemen?|Perfectly safe.
{129792}{129828}One cannot be too careful.
{129830}{129892}This party...|All your guests wearing masks.
{129895}{129976}It was possible the Phantom|had already done his work.
{129979}{130007}Without an invitation,
{130010}{130070}how could Sir Charles|get past your guards?
{130072}{130139}Where the Phantom|is concerned, Your Highness...
{130185}{130209}What's wrong?
{130506}{130530}What are you doing?
{130535}{130571}The question is,|what are you doing?
{130573}{130645}- I protest!|- Remove your head at once!
{130648}{130681}Tucker, remove his head.
{130796}{130871}- It's our ambassador.|- Ambassador?
{130873}{130921}My apologies, Lord Cravenwood.
{130923}{130978}The inspector was only acting|with the best of motives.
{130981}{131007}Your Highness.
{131194}{131259}Lord Cravenwood,|what would your wife think?
{131396}{131444}- What's he got that I haven't got?|- George!
{131448}{131496}- In the flesh.|- What are you doing here?
{131499}{131578}- Tarzan let me use the car.|- I've got to talk to you.
{131580}{131619}You've got to get out of here.
{131662}{131686}Darling...
{131688}{131758}Lord Cravenwood, I'm terribly|sorry about what happened.
{131760}{131813}I was discussing important things|with Her Highness.
{131815}{131863}When I discovered you|outside the library door,
{131866}{131902}I thought...
{131995}{132048}- The ambassador.|- Yes, I know.
{132050}{132110}Darling, you haven't danced|with me all evening, my angel.
{132113}{132187}- I'm sorry, my darling.|- That's all for now.
{132336}{132398}Pardon me! I'm lost.
{132400}{132465}I must have gotten off|the main road.
{132467}{132511}I'm on my way to Frascati.
{132513}{132604}Go down the road a half mile.|You'll see a sign.
{132606}{132678}Turn right. It'll take you|right to the highway.
{133141}{133191}Excuse me, but I've got to|talk to Lord Cravenwood.
{133194}{133225}It's extremely important.
{133227}{133280}That's okay.|He's making me itch, anyway.
{133283}{133307}Fine.
{133343}{133426}Listen to me. I know what|you're up to, and it won't work.
{133429}{133489}- You'll ruin everything.|- Excuse me, Your Excellency.
{133491}{133558}May I cut in?|Thank you so much, sir.
{133561}{133597}Are you having a good time?
{133599}{133645}- Yes, extremely good time.|- Good.
{135124}{135174}Fine party, Angela darling.
{135179}{135251}Wait till you see|the fireworks at midnight.
{135997}{136064}Hello, old boy.|May I have this dance?
{136102}{136186}I never learned to dance.|I simply got natural rhythm.
{136191}{136227}You're quite right.
{136306}{136387}By Jove, that looked...|It is! It's Sir Charles!
{136555}{136579}Tucker!
{136649}{136694}- Inspector!|- Tucker!
{136805}{136838}Inspector!
{136915}{136963}Take your filthy hands|off my asp.
{137092}{137131}- Charles?|- Where's the safe?
{137133}{137174}In the library.|George is robbing it.
{137176}{137215}- Which way?|- Come on.
{137217}{137284}- But it's not midnight yet.|- They turned the lights out.
{137287}{137332}Her Highness must have|changed her mind.
{137335}{137359}All right.
{137387}{137433}Be careful. I can't see a thing.
{137435}{137498}Tucker? Where are you?
{137546}{137584}Watch where you're going!
{137941}{137972}It's hell in here.
{138143}{138166}A candle!
{138231}{138291}- Hey, got a match?|- Yes, sir.
{138294}{138318}Quick, quick.
{138797}{138843}What kind of a candle is this?
{139006}{139051}In there.|George is in the gorilla suit.
{139054}{139090}- Gorilla?|- Good luck.
{139173}{139221}Rule, Britannia.
{139224}{139274}Britannia, rule the waves.
{139279}{139372}Britons never, never, never|shall be slaves.
{139375}{139428}Rule, Britannia.
{139430}{139492}Britannia, rule the waves...|I say!
{139828}{139866}Inspector! Inspector!
{139869}{139914}Inspector, Sir Charles is here.
{143985}{144029}- George?|- Uncle Charles?
{144031}{144077}- Have you got it?|- No. Haven't you?
{144079}{144129}No. The safe's empty.
{144194}{144218}What's that?
{144357}{144403}Someone's been highly dishonest.
{144405}{144439}Follow me, men.
{144527}{144573}You idiots!|They're getting away from us!
{144575}{144628}Help me to my feet, someone.|Mr. Tucker!
{144681}{144724}After them! Come on, Tucker!
{145362}{145405}Come back! It's me!
{146755}{146812}Come on now! Faster! Faster!
{146863}{146951}What's the matter with you?|Can't you drive this thing faster?
{147229}{147297}Tucker, you're wrong.|Come on! Quick!
{147299}{147349}I tell you, this is the road|they've gone up.
{147392}{147464}Don't argue with me!|I know where they've gone.
{147759}{147798}George, any idea|how we get out of here?
{147800}{147841}I don't know.|I've been all over.
{147843}{147884}I've been up this street,|that one.
{147886}{147970}- How we gonna get out of here?|- Why don't you try the high road?
{147973}{148021}I'll take the high road.|You take the low road.
{148023}{148071}- So long, Uncle Charles.|- Ciao, George.
{148872}{148908}Who taught you|to drive this thing?
{149205}{149275}- I see them! That's them!|- No, it isn't!
{150087}{150143}Then when I was|thrown out of college,
{150145}{150174}I made up my mind.
{150214}{150267}I decided to live a little.
{150301}{150356}I knew if I continued|my academic endeavours,
{150358}{150418}I could depend upon|that check of yours every month.
{150421}{150457}You know what I did?
{150459}{150509}I took a plush|Hollywood apartment,
{150512}{150627}surrounded myself with all of|the advantages of a wealthy bachelor.
{150629}{150708}Then I sent you glowing reports|of a brilliant academic career.
{150711}{150763}I suppose a certain|amount of dishonesty
{150766}{150821}is bound to beget|a certain amount of dishonesty.
{150955}{150984}But, Inspector...
{150986}{151032}Come on, please.|I have not much time.
{151571}{151610}Better be right this time.
{151715}{151775}- Good morning, gentlemen.|- Good morning, Inspector.
{151778}{151814}Everything all sharp and shiny?
{151852}{151912}The trial is all set|for tomorrow morning.
{151914}{151979}- Shouldn't take too long.|- That sounds encouraging.
{151981}{152089}Yes, it's encouraging for me,|but bad for you.
{152092}{152128}Have some coffee, Inspector.
{152130}{152168}You could save yourself|a lot of trouble
{152173}{152216}if you would tell me|where the jewel is.
{152219}{152291}Tuck into some of that porridge.|Guaranteed good for sleuthing.
{152293}{152360}- You refuse to cooperate?|- We've offered porridge and coffee.
{152363}{152389}It's all that's left.
{152391}{152456}I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves
{152459}{152574}because you're going to be here|for the next 20 years...
{152864}{152897}Madame Clouseau.
{153008}{153065}- Your Highness.|- Madame.
{153068}{153094}Won't you sit down?
{153183}{153228}I'll be brief and to the point.
{153231}{153281}My husband feels|he has enough evidence
{153283}{153329}to prove that Sir Charles|is the Phantom
{153331}{153379}and to convict George|as his accomplice.
{153382}{153446}As I see it,|they only have one chance.
{153449}{153492}What is that?
{153494}{153573}If Your Highness were|to testify on their behalf,
{153576}{153672}somehow convince the jury|they didn't take the diamond.
{153677}{153746}- You surprise me, Madame.|- I expect to.
{153748}{153849}I'm taking the chance you will keep what|I tell you in the strictest confidence.
{153852}{153957}- I think I can guess.|- It's not too difficult.
{153959}{154012}Being the wife|of Inspector Clouseau,
{154015}{154084}you could have been|very helpful to Charles.
{154111}{154146}I have been.
{154149}{154230}Was stealing my dog|all part of the plan?
{154233}{154271}That was the plan.
{154307}{154389}But I think you should know|that Charles wanted to call it off.
{154986}{155024}You've had it all the time.
{155026}{155062}You stole the jewel yourself
{155065}{155115}before the International Court|made its decision.
{155118}{155221}I'd sacrifice it to save Charles,|but it's not so simple.
{155223}{155288}Couldn't you say you found it|on the grounds or something?
{155290}{155369}They'd just claim he dropped it|making his escape.
{155372}{155458}No, to save Charles, we must prove|that someone else stole it.
{155460}{155508}But we'd never|be able to do that.
{155542}{155568}I have an idea.
{155652}{155710}The trial is in its third day.
{155712}{155760}Seldom in the history|of Italian jurisprudence
{155762}{155825}has a trial created|such intense excitement.
{155827}{155854}Thousands of people...
{155856}{155906}and it is interesting to note,|most of them women...
{155909}{155964}have gathered daily|hoping to catch a glimpse
{155966}{155995}of Sir Charles Litton,
{155997}{156065}the man accused of being|the notorious Phantom.
{156067}{156137}The court adjourned yesterday|as the defence requested time
{156139}{156196}to investigate certain|new, important evidence.
{156199}{156268}And it is rumoured that when|the court convenes today,
{156271}{156319}the defence will call|a surprise witness.
{156340}{156393}The defence has only|one witness, Mr. President.
{156395}{156472}Would you call Inspector|Jacques Clouseau to the stand?
{156520}{156554}Me, a defence witness?
{156580}{156614}Inspector Clouseau?
{156616}{156695}Nothing to worry about.|You'll make fools out of them.
{156949}{157019}Inspector Clouseau,|you have testified under oath
{157021}{157112}to certain pertinent facts|concerning this case.
{157115}{157160}Your testimony|and your testimony alone
{157163}{157254}has been the major factor|in casting suspicion on the defendant.
{157256}{157290}Aside from the Phantom himself,
{157292}{157369}you are the foremost authority|on the Phantom.
{157410}{157482}I have made|the Phantom my life's work.
{157484}{157556}You've testified the Phantom|has been a frequent guest
{157558}{157618}at the numerous parties|given by Miss Angela Dunning.
{157621}{157657}That is correct, yes.
{157661}{157767}You've testified it was either during|or sometime soon afterwards
{157769}{157841}that certain of Miss Dunning's guests|were robbed of their jewels.
{157844}{157872}Yes.
{157896}{157983}- How many times did this happen?|- Sixteen.
{157985}{158062}- Sixteen parties, sixteen thefts?|- Yes.
{158064}{158146}- Sir Charles attended all sixteen?|- All of them.
{158148}{158210}And how many of those parties|did you attend, Inspector?
{158237}{158268}All of them.
{158309}{158340}Very interesting.
{158378}{158438}You attended the first party|when the jewels were stolen?
{158441}{158479}Yes.
{158481}{158541}The jewels were stolen|during or after the party?
{158544}{158587}After.
{158589}{158644}You knew they were|going to be stolen?
{158647}{158700}- Well, yes.|- How did you know?
{158702}{158764}That is the modus operandi|of the Phantom.
{158767}{158815}He always works that way.
{158836}{158867}I see.
{158923}{159004}Were the same people|always present at each party?
{159006}{159057}No, the guest lists varied.
{159083}{159114}Outside of Sir Charles,
{159117}{159179}was anybody else always present|at each of these parties?
{159241}{159265}No.
{159268}{159388}Only Sir Charles was present at|each party when there was a robbery?
{159390}{159440}- Yes.|- I see.
{159481}{159541}- And what about you?|- Me?
{159543}{159620}- Yes, you.|- What about me?
{159623}{159663}- You were there.|- Yes.
{159666}{159759}Then Sir Charles was not|the only one present at each party.
{159762}{159795}What are you suggesting?
{159798}{159879}I'm not suggesting|anything... yet.
{159977}{160021}Inspector Clouseau?
{160047}{160088}How much money do you make?
{160138}{160205}- What has this got to do with it?|- Your salary...
{160208}{160284}How much does|a police inspector get paid?
{160287}{160383}Enough to buy a wife|a $10,000 mink coat?
{160385}{160426}No, of course not.
{160428}{160510}You're aware your wife spent $7,000|at Yves St. Laurent only last month?
{160543}{160572}What?
{160574}{160666}- Two months before that, $4,000.|- That's impossible.
{160668}{160776}Your wife spent at least $30,000|on clothes during the past year.
{160778}{160821}Sir, my wife is very frugal.
{160824}{160889}She saves out of|the housekeeping money.
{161011}{161083}$30,000 out of|the housekeeping money.
{161085}{161133}We have been|married for ten years.
{161195}{161243}About the time that|these robberies began
{161246}{161308}and the notorious Phantom|came into existence, correct?
{161311}{161368}Yes! No, not correct!
{161370}{161442}Of course, not correct.|Of course...
{161445}{161531}All right, wait. You see...
{161581}{161653}- It's not Sir Charles!|- He must be the Phantom!
{161656}{161711}It must be the inspector.
{161754}{161778}He's the Phantom!
{161802}{161828}Now...
{162481}{162540}No, I'm not the Phantom!|No, please! Please!
{162763}{162828}- Thank you, darling.|- Thank the princess.
{162831}{162910}- Look at that.|- No, no! I'm not the Phantom!
{162912}{162955}No, no, no! I'm not the Phantom!
{162979}{163025}We can't just let him|rot in prison.
{163027}{163073}It takes years|for people to rot.
{163075}{163126}Besides, when the Phantom|strikes again,
{163128}{163173}the inspector will be|as free as a bird.
{163176}{163233}Want to come to South America,|George? Family rates?
{163238}{163291}- I wouldn't miss it, Uncle Charles.|- That's good.
{163293}{163380}When I retire, you might|take over the business.
{163691}{163739}Go back! Go home!
{163780}{163811}Crazy woman.
{163814}{163866}She's the one who tried|to tear off all his clothes.
{163869}{163941}- My wife.|- Wife?
{163943}{164003}You can thank my mother|for the flowers.
{164005}{164092}You're a national hero.|I envy you.
{164097}{164125}I'm going to prison.
{164128}{164202}A few years,|but after you get out...
{164348}{164387}Tell me, Inspector...
{164389}{164447}Signor Phantom...
{164449}{164497}All those robberies...
{164499}{164552}How did you ever manage it?
{164622}{164662}You know...
{164715}{164741}It wasn't easy.